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->Molly once burned my egg. My boiled egg. I don't know how.
-->--''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'': ''Literature/SmallFavor''
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->''"Helmut Spargle"'': "Your meal is... acceptable."
->''"Bender"'': "Then why did you only take one bite?"
->''Helmut"'': "Because my stomach is about to explode."
-->''{{Futurama}}'', showing how literally Bender takes this trope.
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-->Chorus, "Miss Fogarty's Christmas Cake"

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-->Chorus, "Miss Fogarty's Christmas Cake"
Cake", Irish Christmas Song
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->There were plums and prunes and cherries,
->There were citrons and raisins and cinnamon, too
->There was nutmeg, cloves and berries
->And a crust that was nailed on with glue
->There were caraway seeds in abundance
->Such that work up a fine stomach ache
->That could kill a man twice after eating a slice
->Of Miss Fogarty's Christmas cake.
-->Chorus, "Miss Fogarty's Christmas Cake"

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-->-- '''Bender''', ''{{Futurama}}''

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-->-- '''Bender''', ''{{Futurama}}''
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->'''Ranek:''' Can [the food replicator] be used to create bio-weapons?
->'''Doctor:''' Not unless you count Mr Neelix's Bolian souflee.
-->--''Series/StarTrekVoyager''
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--> ''[[CodexAlera First Lord's Fury]]'', on the Vord Queen's cooking.

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--> ''[[CodexAlera ''[[Literature/CodexAlera First Lord's Fury]]'', on the Vord Queen's cooking.
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->''Me-me's hamburger-olive loaf is so bad, it should be in jail.''
-->--'''Penny,''' ''Penny from Heaven''
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-->-- ''Willie and Joe,'' commenting on a German bunker that has refused to surrender

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-->-- '''Bill Mauldin's''' ''Willie and Joe,'' commenting on a German bunker that has refused to surrender
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->"We'll have to blast 'em out. They heard we feed our prisoners C rations."
-->-- ''Willie and Joe,'' commenting on a German bunker that has refused to surrender
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->'''Yosuke''': ''"*sigh * What're we gonna do? Our group's the only one without food. I mean, if was even slightly edible, that'd be one thing… But I'm not taking another bite of this ''Mystery Food X''."''

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->'''Yosuke''': ''"*sigh * ''*sigh* What're we gonna do? Our group's the only one without food. I mean, if was even slightly edible, that'd be one thing… But I'm not taking another bite of this ''Mystery Food X''."''''
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->'''Chie''': ''Well it just didn't mix too well... but it does offer a wide variety of textures...
->'''Yosuke''': '''''"It's nauseating!!"'''''

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->'''Chie''': ''Well it just didn't mix too well... but it does offer a wide variety of textures...
textures...''
->'''Yosuke''': '''''"It's nauseating!!"''''''''''It's nauseating!!'''''

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->''"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I mean, what kinda--*cough cough* Curry's supposed to be like "really spicy" or "kinda mild"… This just stinks! And it's gritty too! It's somehow both gritty and slimy… And it's got squishy parts in it... It's so frickin' nasty I can't swallow it!"''
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->''"*sigh * What're we gonna do? Our group's the only one without food. I mean, if was even slightly edible, that'd be one thing… But I'm not taking another bite of this ''Mystery Food X''."''
-->--'''Yosuke Hanamura''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'', describing Chie and Yukiko's cooking, aptly named.

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->''"WHAT ->'''Yosuke''': '''''WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? THIS!?''' I mean, what kinda--*cough cough* Curry's supposed to be like "really spicy" or "kinda mild"… This just stinks! And it's gritty too! It's somehow both gritty and slimy… And it's got squishy parts in it... It's so frickin' nasty I can't swallow it!"''
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->''"*sigh
it!''
->'''Chie''': ''Well it just didn't mix too well... but it does offer a wide variety of textures...
->'''Yosuke''': '''''"It's nauseating!!"'''''
->'''Chie''': ''Come on, it's not that bad! That's just your opinion!'' *looks at the protagonist along with Yukiko*
->'''Yosuke''': *to the protagonist* ''I'm telling you as a friend... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Do it.]] [[SincerityMode I wouldn't even joke about trying that slop!]]''
->'''Narration''': ''You're being looked at with expectations... (... after eating the food...) ... The second you put it in your mouth, you sense that something is wrong... You can tell after one bite that it isn't edible... There's no way you can swallow it...''
->*The protagonist gets knocked out cold.*
->'''Chie''': ''We're sorry.''
->'''Yukiko''': ''Sorry...''
->'''Yosuke''': ''"*sigh
* What're we gonna do? Our group's the only one without food. I mean, if was even slightly edible, that'd be one thing… But I'm not taking another bite of this ''Mystery Food X''."''
-->--'''Yosuke Hanamura''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'', describing Chie and Yukiko's cooking, aptly named.-->--''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''
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->''"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I mean, what kinda--*cough cough* Curry's supposed to be like "really spicy" or "kinda mild"… This just stinks! And it's gritty too! It's somehow both gritty and slimy… And it's got squishy parts in it... It's so frickin' nasty I can't swallow it!"''
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->''"*sigh * What're we gonna do? Our group's the only one without food. I mean, if was even slightly edible, that'd be one thing… But I'm not taking another bite of this ''Mystery Food X''."''
-->--'''Yosuke Hanamura''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'', describing Chie and Yukiko's cooking, aptly named.
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-->--Excerpt from one of '''Mizuki Himeji''''s recipes, ''BakaToTestToShoukanjuu''

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-->--Excerpt from one of '''Mizuki Himeji''''s recipes, ''BakaToTestToShoukanjuu''
''LightNovel/BakaToTestToShoukanjuu''
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-->Yuuki, [[{{ptitlemsfnkdy7}} E's Otherwise]] on his sister

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-->Yuuki, [[{{ptitlemsfnkdy7}} E's Otherwise]] EsOtherwise on his sister

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-->-- ''RedDwarf''

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-->-- ''RedDwarf''
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'''Rimmer:''' True, but after the way I thought they were going to turn out they were quite ''[[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench superb]]''.\\

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'''Rimmer:''' True, but after the way I thought they were going to turn out they were quite ''[[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench superb]]''.superb.\\
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-->''Series/CornerGas''

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-->Excerpt from one of '''Mizuki Himeji''''s recipes, ''BakaToTestToShoukanjuu''

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-->Excerpt -->--Excerpt from one of '''Mizuki Himeji''''s recipes, ''BakaToTestToShoukanjuu''



-->''KoreWaZombieDesuKa''

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-->''KoreWaZombieDesuKa''
-->--''KoreWaZombieDesuKa''
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--> -- '''Rarity''', ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

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--> -- '''Rarity''', ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
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->I didn't know you could burn juice.
--> -- '''Rarity''', ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
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->'''King Dedede''': ''(tasting samples of Kawasaki's food)'' Tasteless! Nasty! Awful! This stinks! This too! Lousy! Putrid! Rancid! TREASON!!! Kawa-yucki, I oughta fry you up like a fritter!
->'''Escargoon''': I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions!
->'''King Dedede''': There's a word for this here stuff, and it ain't "food"!
-->''KirbyRightBackAtYa'', "The Big Taste Test"
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-->''CornerGas''

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->''On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most revolting and one being almost edible, I believe that rating this recipe would require the use of exponents.''\\
--'''Lady Invidia Aquitaine''', ''[[CodexAlera First Lord's Fury]]''
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->'''Invidia''': Terrible, isn't it? On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most revolting and one being almost edible, I believe that rating this recipe would require the use of exponents.
->'''Isana''': I suppose food does not absolutely need to taste good in order to keep one alive.
->'''Invidia''': But to keep one from committing suicide, it ''does'' need to taste better than ''this''.
--> ''[[CodexAlera First Lord's Fury]]'', on the Vord Queen's cooking.
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->'''Sera''': Hurry! Put it in your mouth before the bowl melts!
-->''KoreWaZombieDesuKa''
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->'''Luke''': ''P-Professor! There's smoke coming off this tea!'

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->'''Luke''': ''P-Professor! There's smoke coming off this tea!'tea!''
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->'''Luke''': P-Professor! There's smoke coming off this tea!
->'''Layton''': We may have created something that was never meant to be.
->'''Luke''': I'm no coward, but even I'm not brave enough to drink that stuff.
->'''Layton''': Well then, our next course of action is obvious. Let's seal up this recipe and never make it again.

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->'''Luke''': P-Professor! ''P-Professor! There's smoke coming off this tea!
tea!'
->'''Layton''': We ''We may have created something that was never meant to be.
be.''
->'''Luke''': I'm ''I'm no coward, but even I'm not brave enough to drink that stuff.
stuff.''
->'''Layton''': Well ''Well then, our next course of action is obvious. Let's seal up this recipe and never make it again.''
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->'''Luke''': P-Professor! There's smoke coming off this tea!
->'''Layton''': We may have created something that was never meant to be.
->'''Luke''': I'm no coward, but even I'm not brave enough to drink that stuff.
->'''Layton''': Well then, our next course of action is obvious. Let's seal up this recipe and never make it again.
-->''ProfessorLaytonAndTheDiabolicalBox'', if you screw up on the tea minigame
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->'''Lister:''' Rimmer, proper dumplings, when they are properly cooked to perfection, Rimmer, proper dumplings should not ''bounce''!\\
'''Rimmer:''' True, but after the way I thought they were going to turn out they were quite ''[[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench superb]]''.\\
'''Lister:''' So how's the Cat?\\
'''Rimmer:''' Oh, he's just sleeping off the stomach pump... He'll be all right. The lamb was a bit of a flop though.\\
'''Lister:''' The ''Lamb''!? Everyone thought the lamb was the ''cheese''! And that Lemon Meringue Pie, man, what was in that?\\
'''Rimmer:''' Well you liked it! You bought some back.\\
'''Lister:''' Yeah... I wanted to try some out on my Athlete's Foot!
--->-- ''RedDwarf''
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->''"There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was only ninety percent of a lethal dose." ''
-->-- '''Bender''', ''{{Futurama}}''

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