History Quotes / LethalChef

[[SparedByTheAdaptation Kasumi pouted.]] “I’ve never set fire to anything-”\\

-> ''I'm detecting a truly unique flavor, and a distinct bouquet of insecticide. If, as people say, "cooking is a form of love♥", this dish is clearly StockholmSyndrome.''

'''Yosuke''': (''to the protagonist'') I'm telling you as a friend... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Do it.]] [[SincerityMode I wouldn't even joke about trying that slop!]]\\

->''Vitaly, I've tasted your borscht. You're no fucking chef. I can eat in the restaurant for free, and I ''still'' don't eat there!''

-->-- ''Anime/PokemonTheSeriesRubyAndSapphire'', [[Recap/PokemonS7E50PokeblockStockAndBerry PokéBlock, Stock, and Berry]]

->'''Asmodeus:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ahahahahah-]]''[[HaHaHaNo No]]''. ''Never'' [[NoodleIncident again]].

->'''Gustea''': "That is not stopping ''him'' -- look!"
->'''Remy''': "Oh ... He's ruining the soup!"

->The cook-house staff consisted of two ex-dustmen and the 'Chef', Sergeant Paddy Harris, with [[ThePigPen multiple B.O., black fingernails and halitosis]]; medieval court poisoners couldn't have picked a more lethal trio. I could never help feeling they were paid by the Ministry of Bacteriological Warfare. Sergeant Harris was a regular. He went every morning without fail. In 1923 he was downgraded to B2 because of varicose veins hat made his legs look like maps of England's inland waterways. Still a citizens of the Republic, he spent his leave in Dublin. As far as the Irish were concerned, he was sabotaging the British war effort, and the way he cooked they weren't far out.

'''[[VideoGame/Persona4 Yosuke Hanamura:]]''' Is is just me, or does that looks a little, uh...\\

'''Yosuke Hanamura:''' Can get that license revoked somehow? It's like something out of a nightmare. It was looking almost edible a minute ago. What happened? And how can it be black and weirdly rainbowy at the same time?\\

-> ''"Everyone says my cooking is to die for... and then they laugh."''

-> ''"Hu Tao's specialty. The round-faced ghouls seem quite cute, squeezed into a pile as they are. But if you were to fall to temptation and try but one of them, you may yet regret it for a long while...After all, this dish is full of top-quality, taste bud blasting--actually, what on earth is this stuff, anyway?"''
-->-- '''FlavorText for Hu Tao's "Ghostly March" dish,''' ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact''

-->-- '''Creator/GordonRamsay''', ''Series/KitchenNightmares UK''

->''"Determined to get better at cooking, especially now that she had a house guest, [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Pearl]] had decided that she wanted to prepare a meal for her and Marina. What was supposed to be a nice, elegant serving of homemade lasagna ended up being a sloppy, burnt around the edges, bubbling cheesy volcanic eruption of a science experiment gone ''terribly'' wrong.\\\

-->-- Excerpt from one of '''Mizuki Himeji''''s recipes, ''LightNovel/BakaAndTestSummonTheBeasts''

-->-- '''Sera''', ''LightNovel/IsThisAZombie''

-->--''LightNovel/ThatTimeIGotReincarnatedAsASlime''

-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioWorksAtMcdonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]"

'''Doctor:''' Not unless you count Mr. Neelix's Bolian soufflé.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

-->-- ''Fanfic/IveGotYourBack''

->'''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ranma]]:''' Soup, Akane. How did you manage [[EpicFail to burn soup]]? You'd better hope the EPA never finds out about you...\\

-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioWorksatMcdonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]"