History Quotes / LethalChef

14th Mar '18 4:05:09 PM otemple700
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-> ''"Terrible, isn't it? On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most revolting and one being almost edible, I believe that rating this recipe would require the use of exponents."''
-->-- '''Invidia''', ''[[Literature/CodexAlera First Lord's Fury]]'', on the Vord Queen's cooking
27th Jan '18 11:52:04 PM Mavado
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->'''Doctor:''' Hmm. It looks like he's having an allergic reaction. What did he ingest?
->'''B'Elanna:''' Just a cup of Neelix's coffee.
->'''Doctor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's a miracle he's still alive.]]
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''
17th Jan '18 6:08:11 AM Luigifan
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->They say that in the army,
The biscuts are mighty fine,
One fell off the table,

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->They say that in the army,
army,\\
The biscuts are mighty fine,
fine,\\
One fell off the table,table,\\
7th Jan '18 9:18:25 PM infernape612
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''Nanako looks at you expectantly...\\

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''Nanako looks at you expectantly...\\''\\
7th Jan '18 9:18:08 PM infernape612
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->'''Nanako:''' I had one more chocolate! I made it myself! ''[presents something resembling a Slime]''\\
''A strange object sits on the plate... By some miracle, it has no smell at all...''\\
'''Nanako:''' The big girls taught me how to make homemade chocolate creations! That's why I made one for you!\\
''Just who taught her how to cook? Your instincts, honed after a year of battle, are ringing warning bells in your mind...''\\
'''Nanako:''' Chie said that I should mix in iced coffee to add flavor. Oh, and bacon, since everyone likes bacon. Luckily, there was some bacon and iced coffee in the fridge!\\
'''Protagonist:''' ''[begins sweating]''\\
'''Nanako:''' Rise-chan said that the chocolate should "assert itself," so it needs to be either really sweet or really spicy. You're a grown-up, big bro, so I thought you'd appreciate a bitter taste. So I put bell peppers and wheatgrass juice in it! I think that "sour chocolate" sounds really assertive, so I added vinegar and ponzu sauce, too!\\
'''Protagonist:''' !?\\
'''Nanako:''' Yukiko said that my chocolate would have "depth" if I added fish. So I added fish sausage and some of Dad's fermented squid!\\
'''Protagonist:''' ''[sweats profusely]''\\
'''Nanako:''' And Naoto told me she'd let me borrow a recipe book... ...and when I told her I was already done, she told me that you'd enjoy anything that I made for you!\\
''Nanako looks at you expectantly...\\
'''Nanako:''' Um... Big bro, thank you. ...I love you!\\
''...... You HAVE no options!''\\
''[protagonist takes a bite out of the "chocolate"]''\\
''It's...!''\\
''[protagonist drops dead]''\\
'''Nanako:''' Big bro!? What's wrong, big bro!?\\
''You can hear Nanako's voice from far away...''
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona4''



->'''Drake:''' I can see a dark river. Where will it lead me?
->'''Linus:''' To hell, man! Obviously!
->'''Lucy:''' This is what happens to anyone who eats [Ricardo]'s cake. It touched you to the depths of your soul.
-->''VideoGame/TimeAndEternity'', after a bite of Ricardulce cake.

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->'''Drake:''' I can see a dark river. Where will it lead me?
->'''Linus:'''
me?\\
'''Linus:'''
To hell, man! Obviously!
->'''Lucy:'''
Obviously!\\
'''Lucy:'''
This is what happens to anyone who eats [Ricardo]'s cake. It touched you to the depths of your soul.
-->''VideoGame/TimeAndEternity'', -->--''VideoGame/TimeAndEternity'', after a bite of Ricardulce cake.
7th Nov '17 10:52:39 AM Novaheart
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->They say that in the army,
The biscuts are mighty fine,
One fell off the table,
And killed a friend of mine.
-->-- "They Say That In the Army"
3rd Sep '17 9:42:27 AM Siempie
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongbobSquarepants'', showing what happens when you use ExactWords.

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongbobSquarepants'', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', showing what happens when you use ExactWords.
29th Jul '17 7:38:42 PM AuraXtreme
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->'''Drake:''' I can see a dark river. Where will it lead me?
->'''Linus:''' To hell, man! Obviously!
->'''Lucy:''' This is what happens to anyone who eats [Ricardo]'s cake. It touched you to the depths of your soul.
-->''VideoGame/TimeAndEternity'', after a bite of Ricardulce cake.
6th Mar '17 12:54:28 PM Kelothan
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->'''Squidward''': But I thought you were the head chef on the SS Gourmet!\\
'''Mr. Krabs''': Did I say that? No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongbobSquarepants'', showing what happens when you use ExactWords.
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