History Quotes / HenPeckedHusband

-->--'''Drew Magary''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New England Patriots"]]

-->—- ''Series/TheGoodies''

'''Rory:'''Yep.\\
'''Amy:''' Are you just saying that because you're afraid of me?\\

!!!RealLife
->A man can either be a happy rabbit or a lonely lion.
-->--'''Arabic proverb'''

->Being a strong women and having a strong marriage don't necessarily go together. I've known some famous women who had husbands who were like valets.
-->--'''Alan King''', ''Name Dropping''

->Tenchi is more like whomever {{Music/Madonna}} marries. Just dragged along for the ride.
-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/tenchi-muyo/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''Anime/TenchiMuyo''

->Your quarterback: Tom Brady. I want those toilets shined so bright I can see my face in them, Tommy. I actually believe that Tom Brady goes home to [[TrophyWife Gisele]] and is basically her slave. After spending all week telling shitty receivers what to do and calling out blocking assignments for undrafted linemen, I bet he would like nothing more than to go home, relinquish control of everything, and let his wife kick his ass all over the place. Real ''[[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey Fifty Shades]]''-type shit, with stiletto heels up his ass and everything.
-->--'''Drew Magary''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New England Patriots"]]

->She was married to Denis Thatcher, who pickled himself to death with alcohol as a form of socially acceptable suicide.
-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher

->[[Music/PaulMcCartney Paul]] is currently involved in a hideous divorce with that witch Heather Mills and that may be the reason for his heart drama. I'm surprised Heather didn't burst into the operating room to steal his nuts. Yeah, what am I saying? She practically already has those.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2008/01/02/paul-mccartney-flushes-the-fat-out/ Michael K.]]''', "Too bad he can't have the same kind of procedure to flush Heather Mills out of his life"

!!!Fiction
->''But in the town it was well known\\
when they get home at night their fat and psychopathic wives\\
would thrash them within inches of their lives''
-->--'''Music/PinkFloyd''', "The Happiest Days of Our Lives", ''Music/TheWall''

->It was strange that a man among men was so helpless against a woman. He had something beaten and pitiful about him as he lay there. I thought it boded ill for us.
-->-- '''Literature/TheHighCrusade'''

->'''Santanico Pandemonium:''' [[AC:welcome to slavery.]]\\

->A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse.
-->--'''Senex''', ''Theatre/AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum''

->'''Sybil''': And you will try to look dignified, won't you?
->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.
->'''Sybil''': ''What'' will you try to look?
->'''Vimes''': Dignified, dear.
->'''Sybil''': And please try to be diplomatic.
->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.
->'''Sybil''': ''What'' will you try to be?
->'''Vimes''': Diplomatic, dear.
->'''Sybil''': You're using your "henpecked" voice, Sam.
->'''Vimes''': Yes, dear.

->'''Amy:''' Do you get the feeling that you're forgetting something important, something incredibly big and monumental?
->'''Rory:''' ...yep.
->'''Amy:''' Are you just saying that because you're afraid of me?
->'''Rory:''' Yep.
->'''Amy:''' I love you.
->'''Rory:''' Yep. --[[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Wait, no!]] I love you too!

->'''Amy:''' I think the baby's starting...\\
'''Rory:''' Honestly?!\\
'''Amy:''' WOULD I MAKE IT UP AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!\\
'''Rory:''' Well, you do have a history of ''[receives DeathGlare]'' ...being very lovely.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Amy's Choice"

->'''Tim:''' What does your husband do?
->'''Mary Whitehouse {{Expy}}:''' He keeps his distance.

->''"I'll never understand the humanoid need to couple... Too many compromises. You want to watch the karo-net game, she wants to listen to music, so you ''compromise'': You listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise. You listen to Klingon opera. So here you were, ready to have a nice night watching karo-net and you wind up spending an agonising evening listening to Klingon opera."''

->'''George:''' But Bar, [[UsefulNotes/ColdWar we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians]]!\\
'''Barbara:''' (Glaring at him with her arms crossed) '''GEORGE...'''\\
'''George:''' (grumbling under his breath) Yes, dear.\\
''(Gorbachev smiles evilly and says something in Russian to his aide)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Antonia brought out a big boxful of photographs: she and Anton in their wedding clothes, holding hands; her brother Ambrosch and his very fat wife, who had a farm of her own, and who bossed her husband, I was delighted to hear;[...]"''
-->-- '''Jim Burden (narrator)''', ''Literature/MyAntonia''

->'''Toji:''' (to Shinji) Not yet married, and she's already henpecking you…
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove''

->Man, how can a guy be that henpecked?
-->-- '''Touji''' while seeing '''Asuka''' dragging '''Shinji''' away after demanding that he makes dinner, ''FanFic/TheSecondTry''

->''[Red and Dalton are arguing over the existence of angels]''\\
'''Dalton:''' You don't believe that there are beings keeping an eye on where we are and what we're doing, and know exactly what we're thinking?\\

->'''ComicBook/{{Cable}}:''' So...Married now...?
->'''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}:''' I know, right? It's great! She tells me what to do, where to go, and what to think. And we almost never have sex. Like, ''ever''. Wives are great.
-->-- ''Deadpool & Cable: Split Second'' issue #2

->''The adventurer rushed back to the Tribunal Temple where he had received his quest, accepted the gold and the thanks, and was back in his house in Gnisis but a few days later. His wife Liah was beside herself with worry.\\
[[MotorMouth "All I could do night after night is toss and turn. I kept imagining you burned to ashes by that battlemage, and where would that leave me? Do we have enough gold that I could support myself if you, Saint Seryn let it not be so, were killed during one of these jaunts? I don't think so. Why couldn't you get a nice position at the Fighters Guild right here in town? I hear they're looking for a trainer for the Imperial Guard. I know, I know, you want a life of adventure and danger and freedom, but if you'd only take one moment to think of me, stuck here all by myself, worrying about you. I suppose you'd like it if I took more of an interest in your work, but it's like I was telling Ser Calissiah Vignum the other day, I said Calissah, what good is a husband--"]]\\
Liah continued to talk, deaf to the fact that [[TheSpeechless her words were dead before they left her mouth.]] Silverthorn smiled and nodded his head, enjoying the silence. He could have killed Egroamaro without [[AntiMagic the spell]], he considered, but he could not have survived his wife.''
-->--''Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks'', [[https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Silence Silence]]

->''I fought fair and won the day. If only that held true in the household...''

->[[{{Jerkass}} Wilma]] knew that she had cowed her husband, but she had no idea to how great an extent. He did not just live in fear of her; he lived in ''awe'' of her, as natives in certain tropical climes that supposedly lived in awe and superstitious dread of the Great God Thunder Mountain, which might brood silently over their sunny lives for years or even generations before [[UnstoppableRage suddenly exploding in a murderous tirade of burning lava]].
-->--''Literature/NeedfulThings''

->'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}:''' I know, right? It's great! She tells me what to do, where to go, and what to think. And we almost never have sex. Like, ''ever''. Wives are great.

-->—- ''Seria/TheGoodies''

-->-- '''''Literature/TheHighCrusade'''''

->My dear, do not give way to such gloomy thoughts. Let us hope for better things. Let us flatter ourselves that I might outlive you.
-->--'''Mr. Bennett''', ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice''

-->--'''Mr. Bennett''', ''PrideAndPrejudice''

->'''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}:''' I know, right? It's great! She tells me what to do, where to go, and what to think. And we almost never have sex. Like, ''ever''. Wives are great.

-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/tenchi-muyo/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''TenchiMuyo''

->He has recovered quickly, because he's in good medical condition. Too bad he can't have the same kind of procedure to flush Heather Mills out of his life...[[Music/PaulMcCartney Paul]] is currently involved in a hideous divorce with that witch Heather Mills and that may be the reason for his heart drama. I'm surprised Heather didn't burst into the operating room to steal his nuts. Yeah, what am I saying? She practically already has those.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2008/01/02/paul-mccartney-flushes-the-fat-out/ Michael K.]]''', "[=Paul McCartney Flushes The Fat Out=]"

-->--'''Film/DeltaFarce'''

->This is what happens when you watch too much ''Series/SexAndTheCity'', especially any scenes with Charlotte York. Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt has been dating Alex Beh for around 7 months and she tells {{Series/Ellen}} that she’s made it extra easy for him if he ever choose to ask her to be his future ex-fiancee... You know what really makes an awful, awkward moment? Telling your boyfriend that you’ve already picked out three engagement rings and [[ShameIfSomethingHappened he’ll make the biggest mistake of his life if he doesn’t choose one of them.]] Hopefully, the people at Tiffany’s have Alex’s back if he decides to go there. They’ll show him the three stupid rings as well as a diamond noose...
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/02/27/jon-gosselin-continues-to-spit-out-poetic-words-of-love-about-kate-gosselin/ Michael K.]]'''

->This is what happens when you watch too much ''Series/SexAndTheCity'', especially any scenes with Charlotte York. Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt has been dating Alex Beh for around 7 months and she tells {{Series/Ellen}} that she’s made it extra easy for him if he ever choose to ask her to be his future ex-fiancee. [=JLove=] doesn’t care if the dude promises to be with her no matter how many [[LifetimeMovieOfTheWeek shit Lifetime movies]] she does. All she cares about is the ring. [=JLove=], who puts the rat in desperate, already has 3 rings picked out. You know what really makes an awful, awkward moment? Telling your boyfriend that you’ve already picked out three engagement rings and [[ShameIfSomethingHappened he’ll make the biggest mistake of his life if he doesn’t choose one of them.]] Hopefully, the people at Tiffany’s have Alex’s back if he decides to go there. They’ll show him the three stupid rings as well as a diamond noose...

->'''George:''' But Bar, [[ColdWar we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians]]!\\

->This is what happens when you watch too much ''Series/SexAndTheCity'', especially any scenes with Charlotte York. Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt has been dating Alex Beh for around 7 months and she tells {{Series/Ellen}} that she’s made it extra easy for him if he ever choose to ask her to be his future ex-fiancee. [=JLove=] doesn’t care if the dude promises to be with her no matter how many [[LifetimeMovieOfTheWeek shit Lifetime movies]] she does. All she cares about is the ring. [=JLove=], who puts the rat in desperate, already has 3 rings picked out. You know what really makes an awful, awkward moment? Telling your boyfriend that you’ve already picked out three engagement rings and [[RussianRoulette he’ll make the biggest mistake of his life if he doesn’t choose one of them.]] Hopefully, the people at Tiffany’s have Alex’s back if he decides to go there. They’ll show him the three stupid rings as well as a diamond noose...