History Quotes / Griefer

22nd Dec '15 3:40:06 PM hamonrye
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->''"It's an asshole recruitment drive: you start playing as a fresh-faced Level 1 and get murdered by assholes. Obviously, you don't give a half-ounce of creamy baby excrement about helping your team win; your only real motivation is to ''avenge yourself upon the assholes''. But by the time you've got the better guns that the assholes used on you, they've moved on to firing [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Dark-matter Jizz Rockets out of their Lv. 40 Diamantine Vaginas]], and so you can only avenge yourself on their lower-level teammates--ensuring that the bleak cycle will begin anew."''
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->''"It's an asshole recruitment drive: you start playing as a fresh-faced Level 1 and get murdered by assholes. Obviously, you don't give a half-ounce of creamy baby excrement about helping your team win; your only real motivation is to ''avenge yourself upon the assholes''. But by the time you've got the better guns that the assholes used on you, they've moved on to firing [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter [[CantCatchUp Dark-matter Jizz Rockets out of their Lv. 40 Diamantine Vaginas]], and so you can only avenge yourself on their lower-level teammates--ensuring that the bleak cycle will begin anew."''
22nd Dec '15 3:39:43 PM hamonrye
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->''"It's an asshole recruitment drive: you start playing as a fresh-faced Level 1 and get murdered by assholes. Obviously, you don't give a half-ounce of creamy baby excrement about helping your team win; your only real motivation is to ''avenge yourself upon the assholes''. But by the time you've got the better guns that the assholes used on you, they've moved on to firing [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Dark-matter Jizz Rockets out of their Lv. 40 Diamantine Vaginas]], and so you can only avenge yourself on their lower-level teammates--ensuring that the bleak cycle will begin anew."'' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront''
30th Jul '15 4:30:31 PM nombretomado
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->''"The closest Iíve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me 'a gay black faggot,' which may count as brotherly bonding."''
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->''"The closest Iíve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me 'a gay black faggot,' which may count as brotherly bonding."''
6th Apr '15 1:42:05 AM n3rd_d4sh
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-->--JT Machinima, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wutPk0VTVY/ "The Grifer" Rap]]
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-->--JT Machinima, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wutPk0VTVY/ "The Grifer" Rap]]Rap]] -----
6th Apr '15 1:41:11 AM n3rd_d4sh
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->"Too bad that there's nothing that you can do to stop me! And if you are lucky, you will respawn far away! You pray one day for relief, there's no such thing as good greif!
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->"Too bad that there's nothing that you can do to stop me! me!\\ And if you are lucky, you will respawn far away! away!\\ You pray one day for relief, there's no such thing as good greif!greif!\\
6th Apr '15 1:40:35 AM n3rd_d4sh
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-------- ->"Too bad that there's nothing that you can do to stop me! And if you are lucky, you will respawn far away! You pray one day for relief, there's no such thing as good greif! I don't know who could be worse, Goddamn I'm one good greifer!" -->--JT Machinima, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wutPk0VTVY/ "The Grifer" Rap]]
17th Mar '15 4:38:45 AM Beedle
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And [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof poured lava down the chimney]] while they laughed and laughed and laughed"''\\
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And [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof poured lava down the chimney]] while they laughed and laughed and laughed"''\\laughed"''

->''"This second ad from Mindfire Academy features career advice from a preteen cyber bully, America's most beloved genre of person... This little bastard is so unlikeable that I'm starting to understand why someone would want to tamper with children's aspirin."''\\
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->''"This second ad from Mindfire Academy features career advice from a preteen cyber bully, America's most beloved genre of person... This little bastard is so unlikeable that I'm starting to understand why someone would want to tamper with children's aspirin."''\\"''

->''"The closest Iíve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me 'a gay black faggot,' which may count as brotherly bonding."''\\
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->''"The closest Iíve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me 'a gay black faggot,' which may count as brotherly bonding."''\\"''

->''"My fiancee joined a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof threw it into a river]], for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\ -->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-fan-communities-that-hate-their-own-members/?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module "3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Members"]]
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->''"My fiancee joined a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof threw it into a river]], for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\ -->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', ]]"'' -->--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-fan-communities-that-hate-their-own-members/?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module "3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Members"]]

-->--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p3/ The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming]]''
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-->--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p3/ The "The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming]]''Gaming"]]
17th Mar '15 4:37:25 AM Beedle
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--'''Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8985-Captain-Falcon-and-the-Teasing-Chop One is Fun"]]
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--'''Jim -->--'''Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8985-Captain-Falcon-and-the-Teasing-Chop One is Fun"]]

--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-stupidest-video-game-school-commercials/#ixzz31qLMT0DF "The 6 Stupidest Video Game School Commercials"]]
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--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', -->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-stupidest-video-game-school-commercials/#ixzz31qLMT0DF "The 6 Stupidest Video Game School Commercials"]]

--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/top-10-tv-shows-of-the-decade-%E2%80%93-7/ Stuart Millard]]'''
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--'''[[http://franticplanet.-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/top-10-tv-shows-of-the-decade-%E2%80%93-7/ Stuart Millard]]'''

--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-fan-communities-that-hate-their-own-members/?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module "3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Members"]]
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--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', -->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-fan-communities-that-hate-their-own-members/?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module "3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Members"]]Members"]] ->If MMORPG players were around when God said, "Let their be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it. -->--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p3/ The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming]]''
28th Feb '15 6:21:26 AM SeptimusHeap
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->''"My fiancee joined a ''[[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof threw it into a river]], for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\
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->''"My fiancee joined a ''[[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof threw it into a river]], for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\
4th Nov '14 7:53:58 PM johnnyfog
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->''"The closest Iíve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me ďa gay black faggot,Ē which may count as brotherly bonding."''\\
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->''"The closest Iíve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me ďa 'a gay black faggot,Ē faggot,' which may count as brotherly bonding."''\\

->''"My fiancee joined a ''[[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and threw it into a river, for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\
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\n->''"My fiancee joined a ''[[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof threw it into a river, river]], for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\
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