History Quotes / Griefer

Or claim that [[YourMom he will shag your mom]] or [[IllKillYou set alight your pubes]]\\

-->--'''Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8985-Captain-Falcon-and-the-Teasing-Chop One is Fun"]]

->''"This second ad from Mindfire Academy features career advice from a preteen cyber bully, America's [[SarcasmMode most beloved]] genre of person... This little bastard is so unlikeable that I'm starting to understand why someone would want to tamper with children's aspirin."''

They don't lurk in stating zones once at the highest level\\

->''"A single player won't address you as a fucking [=n00b=],\\

->''"It's an asshole recruitment drive: you start playing as a fresh-faced Level 1 and get murdered by assholes. Obviously, you don't give a half-ounce of creamy baby excrement about helping your team win; your only real motivation is to ''avenge yourself upon the assholes''. But by the time you've got the better guns that the assholes used on you, they've moved on to firing [[CantCatchUp Dark-matter Jizz Rockets out of their Lv. 40 Diamantine Vaginas]], and so you can only avenge yourself on their lower-level teammates--ensuring that the bleak cycle will begin anew."''

->''"This second ad from Mindfire Academy features career advice from a preteen cyber bully, America's most beloved genre of person... This little bastard is so unlikeable that I'm starting to understand why someone would want to tamper with children's aspirin."''

->''"My fiancee joined a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof threw it into a river]], for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''

->If MMORPG players were around when God said, "Let their be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.

You pray one day for relief, there's no such thing as good greif!\\
I don't know who could be worse, Goddamn I'm one good greifer!"
-->--JT Machinima, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wutPk0VTVY/ "The Grifer" Rap]]

->''"It's an asshole recruitment drive: you start playing as a fresh-faced Level 1 and get murdered by assholes. Obviously, you don't give a half-ounce of creamy baby excrement about helping your team win; your only real motivation is to ''avenge yourself upon the assholes''. But by the time you've got the better guns that the assholes used on you, they've moved on to firing [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Dark-matter Jizz Rockets out of their Lv. 40 Diamantine Vaginas]], and so you can only avenge yourself on their lower-level teammates--ensuring that the bleak cycle will begin anew."''

->''"The closest I’ve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me 'a gay black faggot,' which may count as brotherly bonding."''

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-->--JT Machinima, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wutPk0VTVY/ "The Grifer" Rap]]

->"Too bad that there's nothing that you can do to stop me!
And if you are lucky, you will respawn far away!
You pray one day for relief, there's no such thing as good greif!

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And [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof poured lava down the chimney]] while they laughed and laughed and laughed"''\\

->''"This second ad from Mindfire Academy features career advice from a preteen cyber bully, America's most beloved genre of person... This little bastard is so unlikeable that I'm starting to understand why someone would want to tamper with children's aspirin."''\\

->''"The closest I’ve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me 'a gay black faggot,' which may count as brotherly bonding."''\\

->''"My fiancee joined a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof threw it into a river]], for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-fan-communities-that-hate-their-own-members/?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module "3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Members"]]

-->--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p3/ The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming]]''

--'''Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8985-Captain-Falcon-and-the-Teasing-Chop One is Fun"]]

--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-stupidest-video-game-school-commercials/#ixzz31qLMT0DF "The 6 Stupidest Video Game School Commercials"]]

--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/top-10-tv-shows-of-the-decade-%E2%80%93-7/ Stuart Millard]]'''

--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-fan-communities-that-hate-their-own-members/?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module "3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Members"]]

->''"My fiancee joined a ''[[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof threw it into a river]], for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\

->''"The closest I’ve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me “a gay black faggot,” which may count as brotherly bonding."''\\

->''"My fiancee joined a ''[[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' group wherein the DM (that's nerd shorthand for Dungeon Master, the guy who runs the game) decided that [[KillerGameMaster he would make the game so brutally unfun]] for her that she would never want to play again... Even her fellow players worked against her -- one of her teammates stole her character's only possession and threw it into a river, for no other reason than to be a dick. It didn't advance the game in any way, and it had no other strategic purpose. He just wanted to hurt her feelings. Making it so that she never wanted to play again was more important to them than actually ''enjoying'' the game, because somewhere along the line, the tabletop and video gaming community decided its sole purpose was [[StopHavingFunGuys to make sure that nobody has any fun.]]"''\\

->''"It was the'' JurassicPark ''of griefers, except [[InsultToRocks velociraptors were more welcoming]] because their little hands can't type "FAG" on a keyboard."''\\
--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p2/#ixzz1zp9h0Oed The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming]]''

->''"The closest I’ve come to such [[TrueCompanions a humbling journey of bonding and hardship]] is playing three straight games of Capture the Flag on ''ModernWarfare 2'' with the same random group of people. Not that our mics were turned on. Although one of them did call me “a gay black faggot,” which may count as brotherly bonding."''
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/top-10-tv-shows-of-the-decade-%E2%80%93-7/ Stuart Millard]]'''

->''"It was the'' Jurassic Park ''of griefers, except [[InsultToRocks velociraptors were more welcoming]] because their little hands can't type "FAG" on a keyboard."''\\

Nor [[InTheBack kill you for an easy point]] before you've learned the rules\\

And butcher Lv. 1 players in a grand, grief-tastic revel\\

Exploit a glitch and backstab you despite your combat rolls\\

And [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof poured lava down the chimney]] while they laughed and laughed and laughed"''
-->--'''Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8985-Captain-Falcon-and-the-Teasing-Chop One is Fun"]]

->''"It was the'' Jurassic Park ''of griefers, except [[InsultToRocks velociraptors were more welcoming]] because their little hands can't type "FAG" on a keyboard."''\\--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p2/#ixzz1zp9h0Oed The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming]]''

->''It was the'' Jurassic Park ''of griefers, except [[InsultToRocks velociraptors were more welcoming]] because their little hands can't type "FAG" on a keyboard.''
-->--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p2/#ixzz1zp9h0Oed The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming]]''