History Quotes / GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere

-->--Qem in Iron Twilight after pulling a [[ScreamerPrank]] on the player.

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-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/blog/blood-makes-noise-evo-the-search-for-eden/#comment-49443 Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''VideoGame/EVOTheSeachForEden'', "Blood Makes Noise"

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/blog/blood-makes-noise-evo-the-search-for-eden/#comment-49443 Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''VideoGame/EVOTheSeachForEvolution'', "Blood Makes Noise"

->Now the students are divided into factions: one supporting Headmaster Cid, and the other supporting some guy named Garden Master NORG. Who's NORG? Well, apparently he's the guy who funded the whole [=SeeD=] thing and Special Forces... I told you who NORG is, but I didn't ''really'' tell you who NORG is.\\\
My description seems oddly adequate when you realize that NORG happens to be '''this 3000 lb walking goitre in a mumu who sits around in the basement in the [[ComicStrip/{{Watchmen}} Nite-Owl's]] flying ship Archie!''' Is that really any point in trying to explain who this guy is or WHAT he is? He looks like a sentient lump of cholesterol! ... And NORG sounds like something [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Pinky the Rat]] might say. "''Norg!''"

->Now the students are divided into factions: one supporting Headmaster Cid, and the other supporting some guy named Garden Master NORG. Who's NORG? Well, apparently he's the guy who funded the whole [=SeeD=] thing and Special Forces...I told you who NORG is, but I didn't ''really'' tell you who NORG is.\\\
My description seems oddly adequate when you realize that NORG happens to be '''this 3000 lb walking goitre in a mumu who sits around in the basement in the [[ComicStrip/{{Watchmen}} Nite-Owl's]] flying ship Archie!''' Is that really any point in trying to explain who this guy is or WHAT he is? He looks like a sentient lump of cholesterol! ...And NORG sounds like something [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Pinky the Rat]] might say. "''Norg!''"

My description seems oddly adequate when you realize that NORG happens to be '''this 3000 lb walking goitre in a mumu who sits around in the basement in the [[ComicStrip/{Watchmen}} Nite-Owl's]] flying ship Archie!''' Is that really any point in trying to explain who this guy is or WHAT he is? He looks like a sentient lump of cholesterol! ...And NORG sounds like something [[WesternAnimation/pinkyAndTheBrain Pinky the Rat]] might say.

->''"Gwee hee hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ...does that make me a bad octopus?"''

->''"I'm guessing if Megatron isn't the final boss, then it's gotta be Galvatron, or maybe Unicron, or [[ClusterFBomb Fuckitron]], who knows. Oh, it's [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Mechagodzilla]]. Of course; should've known."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]'' [[hottip:*:It's actually someone who makes marginally more sense, [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Trypticon_%28G1%29 Trypticon.]]

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]'' [[hottip:*:It's actually someone who makes marginally more sense, [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Trypticon_%28G1%29 Trypticon.]]

-->-- '''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab''', in his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ForcJDk7s Let's Play]] of ''RoseAndCamellia''

-->-- '''Two of your comrades''', ''RazingStorm''

-->-- '''Hero Prinny''''s reaction to the Chefbot-9000, ''PrinnyCanIReallyBeTheHero''

-->--'''[[http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Necron Final Fantasy Wiki]]''', on [[FinalFantasyIX Necron]]

->''"I'm guessing if Megatron isn't the final boss, then it's gotta be Galvatron, or maybe Unicron, or [[ClusterFBomb Fuckitron]], who knows. Oh, it's [[{{Godzilla}} Mechagodzilla]]. Of course; should've known."''

-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', just before the party is attacked by a Red Dragon out of nowhere.

-->-- '''Marisa Kirisame''', ''[[{{Touhou}} Perfect Cherry Blossom]]''

-->--'''Two of your comrades''', ''RazingStorm''

-->-- ''Marisa Kirisame'', one of the playable characters of [[{{Touhou}} Perfect Cherry Blossom]].

->"I'm guessing if Megatron isn't the final boss, then it's gotta be Galvatron, or maybe Unicron, or [[ClusterFBomb Fuckitron]], who knows. Oh, it's [[{{Godzilla}} Mechagodzilla]]. Of course; should've known."
--> -- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]'' [[hottip:*:It's actually someone who makes marginally more sense, [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Trypticon_%28G1%29 Trypticon.]]

->"Yeah, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'' [[XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack called, they want their unexpected final boss back]]."
--> -- '''DeceasedCrab''', in his LetsPlay of ''RoseAndCamellia'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ForcJDk7s found here]].

->"Gwee hee hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ...does that make me a bad octopus?"
--> -- '''Ultros''' on his motivations for harassing the heroes, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Advance''

->"[[LampshadeHanging How come no one told me about]] [[FinalBoss this]] [[CoolAirship thing]]?" \\

->"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
--> -- ''Marisa Kirisame'', one of the playable characters of [[{{Touhou}} Perfect Cherry Blossom]].

->'''Cloud:''' *as the room goes dark and begins to shake* Sephiroth?!

-->''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', just before the party is attacked by a Red Dragon out of nowhere.

->'''Sephiroth:''' Ha ha ha...it is not me.

--> -- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]'' [[hottip:*:It's actually someone who makes marginally more sense, [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Trypticon_%28G1%29 Trypticon]].]]

--> -- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]'' [[hottip:*:It's actually [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Trypticon_%28G1%29 Trypticon]], which makes marginally more sense.]]

--> -- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]'' [[hottip:It's actually [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Trypticon_%28G1%29 Trypticon]], which makes marginally more sense.]]

--> -- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]''

--> -- '''[[WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]''

->"Yeah, ''FinalFantasyIX'' [[XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack called, they want their unexpected final boss back]]."

--> -- '''Ultros''' on his motivations for harassing the heroes, ''FinalFantasyVI Advance''

-->''FinalFantasyVII'', just before the party is attacked by a Red Dragon out of nowhere

--> -- '''[[TheAngryVideoGameNerd The Angry Video Game Nerd's]]''' review of ''[[{{Transformers}} The Mystery of Convoy]]''

-->'''Cloud:''' *as the room goes dark and begins to shake* Sephiroth?!
-->'''Sephiroth:''' Ha ha ha...it is not me.
--->''FinalFantasyVII'', just before the party is attacked by a Red Dragon out of nowhere

--> -- ''Marisa Kirisame'', one of the playable characters of [[{{Touhou}} Perfect Cherry Blossom]].

-->--'''Two of your comrades''', ''RazingStorm''