History Quotes / FatBastard

9th Apr '18 3:08:54 AM Caswin
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->''"He's like a Nazi Louis CK! No -- Jim Gaffigan, Jim Gaffigan!"''
-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
9th Jun '17 9:51:01 PM nombretomado
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->''I used to say that there were five different levels of fatness -- the original five are 'big', 'healthy', 'husky', 'fluffy', and [[AC:'Daaayum!']]. People asked, what could be bigger than [[AC:'Daaayum!']]? The new level is called '[[AC:[[WillSmith Aw, HELL naw]]!]]'''

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->''I used to say that there were five different levels of fatness -- the original five are 'big', 'healthy', 'husky', 'fluffy', and [[AC:'Daaayum!']]. People asked, what could be bigger than [[AC:'Daaayum!']]? The new level is called '[[AC:[[WillSmith '[[AC:[[Creator/WillSmith Aw, HELL naw]]!]]'''



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29th Dec '15 7:40:52 PM hamonrye
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->I've always thought that a leader should have a strong chin. He has no chin, and his vice president has several. This to me is [[EvilChancellor not a good combination.]]
-->--'''Ivanova''', ''Series/BabylonFive'' ([[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS01E01MidnightOnTheFiringLine}} "Midnight on the Firing Line"]]

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->I've ->''"I've always thought that a leader should have a strong chin. He has no chin, and his vice president has several. This to me is [[EvilChancellor not a good combination.]]
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-->--'''Ivanova''', ''Series/BabylonFive'' ([[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS01E01MidnightOnTheFiringLine}} "Midnight on the Firing Line"]]
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29th Dec '15 7:40:38 PM hamonrye
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->I've always thought that a leader should have a strong chin. He has no chin, and his vice president has several. This to me is [[EvilChancellor not a good combination.]]
-->--'''Ivanova''', ''Series/BabylonFive'' ([[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS01E01MidnightOnTheFiringLine}} "Midnight on the Firing Line"]]
25th Jul '15 5:56:50 PM KoopaKid17
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->''"Mr. English Colonel, tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh! I'm a hard case," he says! Well, listen up, Sonny Jim. [[EatsBabies I ate a baby]]! Oh, aye! Baby: The other ''other'' white meat. Baby! It's what's for dinner!''

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->''"Mr. English Colonel, tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh! I'm a hard case," he says! Well, listen up, Sonny Jim. [[EatsBabies I ate a baby]]! Oh, aye! Baby: The other ''other'' white meat. Baby! It's what's for dinner!''dinner!"''
25th Jul '15 5:56:33 PM KoopaKid17
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->''"Mr. English Colonel, tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh! I'm a hard case," he says! Well, listen up, Sonny Jim. [[EatsBabies I ate a baby]]! Oh, aye! Baby: The other ''other'' white meat. Baby! It's what's for dinner!''
-->-- '''Fat Bastard''', ''[[Film/AustinPowers Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me]]''
19th Jul '15 8:27:35 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Matt''': Fatso, or, as Nazi Ernest calls him, “[[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs Mr. Big Fatso]],” has sold Barb, Axel an Cora D out to [[PuttingOnTheReich the Notzis]] for a huge payday...Willis, upset about what happened to Charlie, puts a grenade in Barb’s hand instead of cuffing her. She throws it straight into the air and it [[UndignifiedDeath blows up Big Fatso’s crotch.]] That’s straight-up [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad sizeism.]]\\

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->'''Matt''': Fatso, or, as Nazi Ernest calls him, “[[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs Mr. Big Fatso]],” has sold Barb, Axel an Cora D out to [[PuttingOnTheReich the Notzis]] for a huge payday...Willis, upset about what happened to Charlie, puts a grenade in Barb’s hand instead of cuffing her. She throws it straight into the air and it [[UndignifiedDeath blows up Big Fatso’s crotch.]] That’s straight-up [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad sizeism.]]\\
19th Jul '15 8:26:49 PM johnnyfog
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->''''Elaine:''' Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye.\\

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->''''Elaine:''' ->'''Elaine:''' Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye.\\
19th Jul '15 8:26:40 PM johnnyfog
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->''''Elaine:''' Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye.\\
'''Jerry''': No! There's less.\\
'''Elaine''': It's possible.\\
'''Jerry''': No, ''it isn't.'' I've ''looked'' into his eyes. He's pure evil.\\
'''Elaine''': Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle.\\
'''Jerry''': Yeah. He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
-->--''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'', "The Big Salad"
26th Aug '14 5:46:54 PM TVRulezAgain
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-->-- '''GabrielIglesias'''
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