->''"The production team for ''StarWars'' came up with the ultimate design for Jabba after they were instructed by Lucas to make the character look 'alien and grotesque ... just like Sydney Greenstreet.' Now that's just rude. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Uncannily accurate]], but rude."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21408_5-characters-you-wont-believe-are-based-real-people.html "5 Characters You Won't Believe Are Based On Real People"]]

->'''Matt''': Fatso, or, as Nazi Ernest calls him, ď[[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs Mr. Big Fatso]],Ē has sold Barb, Axel an Cora D out to [[PuttingOnTheReich the Notzis]] for a huge payday...Thatís straight-up [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad sizeism.]]\\
'''Chris''': I canít even figure out what is happening anymore.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-barb-wire-1996-part-two/ on]] ''Film/BarbWire''

->''"Mr. English Colonel, tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh! I'm a hard case," he says! Well, listen up, Sonny Jim. [[EatsBabies I ate a baby]]! Oh, aye! Baby: The other ''other'' white meat. Baby! It's what's for dinner!"''
-->-- '''Fat Bastard''', ''[[Film/AustinPowers Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me]]''

->''"I've always thought that a leader should have a strong chin. He has no chin, and his vice president has several. This to me is [[EvilChancellor not a good combination.]]"''
-->--'''Ivanova''', ''Series/BabylonFive'' ([[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS01E01MidnightOnTheFiringLine}} "Midnight on the Firing Line"]])

->''I used to say that there were five different levels of fatness -- the original five are 'big', 'healthy', 'husky', 'fluffy', and [[AC:'Daaayum!']]. People asked, what could be bigger than [[AC:'Daaayum!']]? The new level is called '[[AC:[[Creator/WillSmith Aw, HELL naw]]!]]'''
-->-- '''Creator/GabrielIglesias'''

->'''Elaine:''' Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye.\\
'''Jerry''': No! There's less.\\
'''Elaine''': It's possible.\\
'''Jerry''': No, ''it isn't.'' I've ''looked'' into his eyes. He's pure evil.\\
'''Elaine''': Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle.\\
'''Jerry''': Yeah. He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
-->--''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'', "The Big Salad"

-> The sergeant turned to Polly and grinned, which made his scars move oddly and caused a tremor to shake all his chins. The word "fat" could not honestly be applied to him, not when the word "gross" was lumbering forward to catch your attention. He was one of those people who didn't have a waist. He had an equator. He had gravity. If he fell over, in any direction, he would rock.
-->-- '''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Monstrous Regiment]]'''[[note]]NotAnExample, but a good quote.[[/note]]

->''So [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler I]] [[ThoseWackyNazis surrounded myself with some unusual cats]]\\
There was [[LeanAndMean skinny little Goebbels]] and [[FatAndSkinny Goering, Mr. Fats.]]''
-->-- '''Creator/MelBrooks''', ''[[Film/ToBeOrNotToBe The Hitler Rap]]''.

->''"He's like a Nazi Louis CK! No -- Jim Gaffigan, Jim Gaffigan!"''
-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''