Quotes: Fat Bastard

"The production team for Star Wars came up with the ultimate design for Jabba after they were instructed by Lucas to make the character look 'alien and grotesque ... just like Sydney Greenstreet.' Now that's just rude. Uncannily accurate, but rude."

Matt: Fatso, or, as Nazi Ernest calls him, ďMr. Big Fatso,Ē has sold Barb, Axel an Cora D out to the Notzis for a huge payday...Thatís straight-up sizeism.
Chris: I canít even figure out what is happening anymore.
Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on Barb Wire

"Mr. English Colonel, tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh! I'm a hard case," he says! Well, listen up, Sonny Jim. I ate a baby! Oh, aye! Baby: The other other white meat. Baby! It's what's for dinner!"

I used to say that there were five different levels of fatness — the original five are 'big', 'healthy', 'husky', 'fluffy', and 'Daaayum!'. People asked, what could be bigger than 'Daaayum!'? The new level is called 'Aw, HELL naw!'

Elaine: Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye.
Jerry: No! There's less.
Elaine: It's possible.
Jerry: No, it isn't. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.
Elaine: Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle.
Jerry: Yeah. He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
Seinfeld, "The Big Salad"

The sergeant turned to Polly and grinned, which made his scars move oddly and caused a tremor to shake all his chins. The word "fat" could not honestly be applied to him, not when the word "gross" was lumbering forward to catch your attention. He was one of those people who didn't have a waist. He had an equator. He had gravity. If he fell over, in any direction, he would rock.
Monstrous Regimentnote