History Quotes / FANSERVICE

->'''Strong Bad:''' ''(reacting to a loud roar from the Trogdor arcade machine)'' What the crap was that?
->'''Strong Sad:''' It sounds like the fan's broken! You'll have to get it serviced.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Serviced?!? Where am I supposed to get [[IncrediblyLamePun fan service]] around here?
->''(As if on cue, the [[EnsembleDarkhorse Trogdor]] arcade machine comes to life)''

It probably goes without saying, but just in case, I should point out that these are not [[PlotPoint plot-forwarding]] butts. VinDiesel never says, "Hey, Ludacris, Other Guy, get outta that car and come over here; we need to drive fast cars or those butts are going to '''explode'''!" The Rock never pulls over to the side of the road saying, "Damn, they're getting away with all of the car money. I'd be able to catch them, but I'm out of gas, and my car runs on butts." They serve no story function. Just butts for butts' sake."''
-->-- Website/{{Cracked}}.com on ''FastFive'' trailer, in the [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-cant-tell-if-movies-are-being-serious-anymore/ article]] about PoesLaw and trailers.

->''"There’s pandering, there’s shameless pandering, and far, far beneath that, there’s Let’s Put LoisLane In A [[StarWars Stormtrooper]] Outfit pandering. [[CantBelieveISaidThat I never thought I’d say this]], but come on, ''Smallville''. You’re better than that."''

-->-- ''Gremlins2TheNewBatch'' voice commentary.

->"''Oh, hey, ''Bronyism'''s current pic dump might be of interest to some of you.''"
--> -- '''Spike the Dragon''' to his fans, ''Blog/{{Bronyism}}''

->They do make an admirable attempt to add plot, but like most people I only watch it for perverse reasons.\\
-- '''Ood Sigma''', on TheDoctorWhoForum, discussing ''Secret Diary of a Call Girl''

-> "I just realized for the first time that we're in the ladies' locker room, is in the background, there was a woman in a towel, what was the point of that?"
-> "What do you ''mean,'' 'what was the point'?"

->And G must show herself in tights\\

[[ShesGotLegs Two very well-shaped reasons!]]
->--''[[GilbertAndSullivan The Grand Duke]]''

->Dear Movie, thank you SO MUCH for this scene!\\
-- '''[[MysteryScienceTheatre3000 Tom Servo]]''', on a shot of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two women sharing a bed]] in ''The Brain That Wouldn't Die''.

-> Seriously, this trailer ''only'' interrupts the action for one reason: [[MaleGaze slow pushes on neat butts]].
-> It probably goes without saying, but just in case, I should point out that these are not [[PlotPoint plot-forwarding]] butts. VinDiesel never says, "Hey, Ludacris, Other Guy, get outta that car and come over here; we need to drive fast cars or those butts are going to '''explode'''!" The Rock never pulls over to the side of the road saying, "Damn, they're getting away with all of the car money. I'd be able to catch them, but I'm out of gas, and my car runs on butts." They serve no story function. Just butts for butts' sake.

->''"Men should be [[HeroicBuild buff]]! Women should be [[MostCommonSuperpower vavoom!]]''

->'''databat''': I am not the best artists by any means. In the past, I tried to give artists the benefit of the doubt because…well most of them are traditional (Pen on paper) and have deadlines to fill…so some things get looked over.
->'''databat''': But maybe
->'''databat''': Just ''maybe''
->'''databat''': If they didn’t focus on trying to fit tits and ass into every shot
->'''databat''': THEN MAYBE
->'''databat''': JUST FUCKING MAYBE
->'''databat''': THEY CAN FOCUS ON MAKING EVERYTHING ELSE SUCK ''LESS.''
->'''eschergirls''': That’s exactly it. And that’s why I post all sorts of anatomy screw ups for women because I’ve noticed that a lot of the time, the artists seem to be “okay drew the sexy bits... bored now”.
--> [[http://eschergirls.tumblr.com/post/18306929707/crossyarts-eschergirls-databat Tumblr rants]] on yet another picture of [[BoobsAndButtPose twisted]] [[ImpossibleHourglassFigure wasp women]], this time from ''Glory'' comics.

->'''Strong Bad:''' Serviced?!? Where am I supposed to get [[AWorldwidePunomenon fan service]] around here?

--> [[http://eschergirls.tumblr.com/post/18306929707/crossyarts-eschergirls-databat Tumblr rants]] on yet another picture of [[TitsAndAssPose twisted]] [[ImpossibleHourglassFigure wasp women]], this time from ''Glory'' comics.

-->--'''Strong Bad''', ''[[HomestarRunner SBCG4AP Episode 5]]'', [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade.]] (Note: this denotes fanservice in a general sense, rather than sexual content.)

-->-- ''Gremlins 2'' voice commentary.

-->-- Website/{{Cracked}}.com on ''[[TheFastAndTheFurious Fast Five]]'' trailer, in the [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-cant-tell-if-movies-are-being-serious-anymore/ article]] about PoesLaw and trailers.

->'''databat''': I am not the best artists by any means. In the past, I tried to give artists the benefit of the doubt because…well most of them are traditional (Pen on paper) and have deadlines to fill…so some things get looked over.

->'''databat''': If they didn’t focus on trying to fit tits and ass into every shot

->'''eschergirls''': That’s exactly it. And that’s why I post all sorts of anatomy screw ups for women because I’ve noticed that a lot of the time, the artists seem to be “okay drew the sexy bits... bored now”.

-->-- {{Cracked}}.com on ''[[TheFastAndTheFurious Fast Five]]'' trailer, in the [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-cant-tell-if-movies-are-being-serious-anymore/ article]] about PoesLaw and trailers.

->'''databat''': I am not the best artists by any means. In the past, I tried to give artists the benefit of the doubt because…well most of them are traditional (Pen on paper) and have deadlines to fill…so some things get looked over.

->'''databat''': If they didn’t focus on trying to fit tits and ass into every shot

->'''eschergirls''': That’s exactly it. And that’s why I post all sorts of anatomy screw ups for women because I’ve noticed that a lot of the time, the artists seem to be “okay drew the sexy bits... bored now”.

-->--'''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'''

-->--'''WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Menace Beach''

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-->--'''TheAngryVideogameNerd''' on ''Menace Beach''

-->--'''{{Linkara}}'''

[[FanService Two very well-shaped reasons!]]

-- '''Tom Servo''', on ''The Brain That Wouldn't Die''.

-->-- {{Cracked}}.com [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-cant-tell-if-movies-are-being-serious-anymore/ article]] on trailers and PoesLaw.

-->--[[HomestarRunner Strong Bad, SBCG4AP Episode 5,]] [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade.]] (Note: this denotes fanservice in a general sense, rather than sexual content.)

-- Ood Sigma, on TheDoctorWhoForum, discussing ''Secret Diary of a Call Girl''

-->-- Gremlins 2 voice commentary.

-- Tom Servo, on The Brain That Wouldn't Die.

->''"Where am I going to get... fan service... around here?"''
-->--[[HomestarRunner Strong Bad, SBCG4AP Episode 5,]] [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade.]]