History Quotes / ExplodingBarrels

7th Sep '17 10:58:07 AM Tacitus
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->'''IGN''': The big question on everyone's mind is why are there so many exploding barrels on this unexplored island?
->'''Amy''': All the old wooden powder kegs were left behind by the original Spanish colonists -- c'mon, it makes perfect sense! Why [[DurableDeathtrap they haven't disintegrated after 400 years]], why the powder inside is still combustible and [[MadeOfExplodium ignites from a single bullet hit]], and why the Spaniards stacked them up [[BenevolentArchitecture in such convenient places]]... [[AWizardDidIt it's just one of the mysteries of the island]], I guess. But mainly there are so many exploding barrels because [[RuleOfFun it's fun to shoot exploding barrels.]]

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->[[FridgeLogic How are these barrels blowing up? ]] They must have fumes inside of them. [...] Okay, let's try this barrel theory... (''blam blam'') Huh... (''BOOM'') Whoa-ho-HO! Captain Combustion reporting for duty! I don't get it, this shouldn't be happening. I mean, ''[[EverythingTryingToKillYou all]]'' [[EverythingTryingToKillYou of this]]... but the liquid-to-fumes ratio must be stored in the most unsafe way possible. Is it on purpose? [...] But yeah, the cops seem to be using them on purpose. They must've been modified to combust easy. So they're retrofitted to be a poor man's explosive? They don't ''seem'' that poor, they have gun nests and missiles. Maybe the idea is to make it easy to kill everyone with anything, everywhere, at all times. ''Everyone must die''. Before lunch.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind 2''

->The Red Barrel. The explosive companion of goons. Each day, they give their lives, so that we may live. And for the red barrel, ''VideoGame/JustCause3'' is genocide.
-->-- '''Bajo''', ''Series/GoodGame''

->'''IGN''': The big question on everyone's mind is why are there so many exploding barrels on this unexplored island?
->'''Amy''':
island?\\
'''Amy''':
All the old wooden powder kegs were left behind by the original Spanish colonists -- c'mon, it makes perfect sense! Why [[DurableDeathtrap they haven't disintegrated after 400 years]], why the powder inside is still combustible and [[MadeOfExplodium ignites from a single bullet hit]], and why the Spaniards stacked them up [[BenevolentArchitecture in such convenient places]]... [[AWizardDidIt it's just one of the mysteries of the island]], I guess. But mainly there are so many exploding barrels because [[RuleOfFun it's fun to shoot exploding barrels.]]



->''"The explosive barrel, frustrating AND hackneyed."''
-->--'''Comic Book Guy''', ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame''

->''This is an exploding barrel. You can tell it explodes because it's red.''

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->''"The explosive barrel, frustrating AND hackneyed."''
-->--'''Comic Book Guy''', ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame''

->''This
->If you're in a gun war, would you hide inside a barrel of flammable liquid?
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bByE7n2AJj4 Episode #110]]: ''VideoGame/IkariWarriors''

->This
is an exploding barrel. You can tell it explodes because it's red.''



->''The Red Barrel. The explosive companion of goons. Each day, they give their lives, so that we may live. And for the red barrel, VideoGame/JustCause3 is genocide.''
-->--'''Bajo''', ''Series/GoodGame''

->''"If you're in a gun war, would you hide inside a barrel of flammable liquid?"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bByE7n2AJj4 Episode #110]]: ''VideoGame/IkariWarriors''

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->''The Red Barrel. The ->The explosive companion of goons. Each day, they give their lives, so that we may live. And for the red barrel, VideoGame/JustCause3 is genocide.''
-->--'''Bajo''', ''Series/GoodGame''

->''"If you're in a gun war, would you hide inside a barrel of flammable liquid?"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bByE7n2AJj4 Episode #110]]: ''VideoGame/IkariWarriors''
frustrating AND hackneyed.
-->-- '''Comic Book Guy''', ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame''
1st Oct '16 9:28:54 AM WillyFourEyes
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-->--'''Comic Book Guy''', ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame.

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-->--'''Comic Book Guy''', ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame.
''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame''


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->''"If you're in a gun war, would you hide inside a barrel of flammable liquid?"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bByE7n2AJj4 Episode #110]]: ''VideoGame/IkariWarriors''
26th Mar '16 2:15:40 AM jormis29
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-->--'''Comic Book Guy''', TheSimpsonsGame.

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-->--'''Comic Book Guy''', TheSimpsonsGame.
''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame.


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->''The Red Barrel. The explosive companion of goons. Each day, they give their lives, so that we may live. And for the red barrel, VideoGame/JustCause3 is genocide.''
-->--'''Bajo''', ''Series/GoodGame''
9th Apr '15 4:58:40 PM jormis29
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-->-- [[http://ps3.ign.com/articles/848/848991p2.html IGN's interview]] with ''[[UnchartedDrakesFortune Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]'' game director Amy Hennig

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-->-- [[http://ps3.ign.com/articles/848/848991p2.html IGN's interview]] with ''[[UnchartedDrakesFortune Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]'' ''VideoGame/UnchartedDrakesFortune'' game director Amy Hennig
23rd Mar '15 1:41:03 PM EryliaStarheart
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->Why are those idiots standing next to those flammable barrels?\\
Red containers of death make for easy kills\\
They must spend a fortune on the fuel bill
-->--'''MiracleOfSound''', Shooter Guy

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->Why are those idiots standing next to those flammable barrels?\\
Red containers of death make for easy kills\\
They must spend a fortune on the fuel bill
-->--'''MiracleOfSound''', Shooter Guy
->''This is an exploding barrel. You can tell it explodes because it's red.''
-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Kung Fu Jesus]]''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/GodHand'' [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/GodHand/]]
16th Mar '13 2:52:18 AM GameKeeper28
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-->--'''Comic Book Guy''', [[TheSimpsons The Simpsons]] [[TheSimpsonsGame Game]].

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-->--'''Comic Book Guy''', [[TheSimpsons The Simpsons]] [[TheSimpsonsGame Game]].
TheSimpsonsGame.
19th Oct '12 11:02:51 PM VutherA
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->Why are those idiots standing next to those flammable barrels?\\
Red containers of death make for easy kills\\
They must spend a fortune on the fuel bill
-->--'''MiracleOfSound''', Shooter Guy
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