History for Quotes/DumbMuscle

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->''Me BrockLesnar''
->''Here comes the pain''
->''God built me strong''
->''Forget to give me brain''
-->-- '''JohnCena''' mocking '''BrockLesnar'''

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->''I wanted [[WorldsStrongestMan The Mountain]] to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head.

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->''I wanted [[WorldsStrongestMan The Mountain]] to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head.''

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->''I wanted [[WorldsStrongestMan The Mountain]] to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head.
-->-- '''Robb Stark''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

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->'''Nova''': No offense is intended by the following statement, but out of all of you I trust him most. The motivations of an unrefined brute are by far the easiest to predict, and from those predictions ascertain his actions, or redirect his focus.... Demonstration. KEN, THAT BOULDER JUST CALLED YOU AN IDIOT AND INSISTS IT IS STRONGER!\\
(Nova points to a random rock. Ken looks really angry)\\
'''Ken''': Well, fuck you, Boulder!\\
(Ken runs over and tries to suplex it.)
-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

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May 6th 2014 at 11:45:26 PM

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->He's big! And stupid! That's a bad combination!
-->-- '''Josh,''' -DrakeAndJosh

->Da Sergeant-Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, [[Film/ForrestGump do what I was told. He said I was a genius]] and gave me another medal. I likes da [[RedshirtArmy Imperial Guard]]!

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~~->He's~~ ->''"He's big! And stupid! That's a bad ~~combination!~~
combination!"''
-->-- '''Josh,''' -DrakeAndJosh

->Da '''Josh''', ''DrakeAndJosh''

->''"Da Sergeant-Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, [[Film/ForrestGump do what I was told. He said I was a genius]] and gave me another medal. I likes da [[RedshirtArmy Imperial ~~Guard]]!~~Guard]]!"''

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-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KyQbnCee4&feature=youtu.be&t=32m7s World's Strongest Arms]]

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~~-->--[[http://www.~~-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KyQbnCee4&feature=youtu.be&t=32m7s World's Strongest Arms]]

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-->--'''The Smut Peddlers'''

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~~-->--'''The~~ -->-- '''The Smut Peddlers'''

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-->--''Fanfic/TeenageJinchurikiShinobi''

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~~-->--''Fanfic/TeenageJinchurikiShinobi''~~
-->-- ''Fanfic/TeenageJinchurikiShinobi''

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->''Why is it that the dumb ones always turn out so large?''
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''Punisher: P.O.V.''

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->''I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. I see I overestimated you.''

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->''I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. [[SurroundedByIdiots I see I overestimated you.'']]''

babyhenchy1

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Apr 25th 2014 at 9:27:01 AM

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->''I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. I see I overestimated you.'

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->''I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. I see I overestimated you.'''

babyhenchy1

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Apr 25th 2014 at 9:26:49 AM

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-->--'''Tywin Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

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~~-->--'''Tywin~~ -->-- '''Tywin Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

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->''I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. I see I overestimated you.'
-->--'''Tywin Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

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->'''Sasuke''': "So this guy was one of your biggest rivals?"
->'''Mikey''': [[VillainDecay "Well he's not so tough anymore."]]
->'''Kin''': "He's kinda stupid too."
->'''Raph''': "That doesn't even come close to describing [[TheBrute Hun]]!"
-->--''Fanfic/TeenageJinchurikiShinobi''

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Nov 22nd 2013 at 1:54:22 AM

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->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough''
->''When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up''
->''I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know''
->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!''
-->--'''The Smut Peddlers'''

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Sep 28th 2013 at 4:03:41 AM

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-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged: Lord Slug''

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-->-- ~~''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged:~~ ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged: Lord Slug''

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->'''Batroc:''' Why is it that ze "muscle" in an operation always have to be so stupid?
->'''Klaw:''' The Rhino fought the Hulk and walked away. God help us all if he had a brain.
->'''Batroc:''' Good point!
-->-- ''ComicBook/BlackPanther''

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May 6th 2013 at 9:40:49 AM

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-->-- '''Holly''', ''TvSeries/RedDwarf''

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-->-- '''Holly''', ~~''TvSeries/RedDwarf''~~
''Series/RedDwarf''

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->I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000- The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
-->-- '''Holly''', ''TvSeries/RedDwarf''

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->'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svend_Karlsen Svend Karlsen]]:''' You think this is very smart?
->'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Samuelsson Magnus Samuelsson]]:''' I think this is really stupid. It's freezing cold, wearing a t-shirt, lifting a two hundred kilo stone, but then again, if it were really clever, we wouldn't be strongmen, would we?
-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KyQbnCee4&feature=youtu.be&t=32m7s World's Strongest Arms]]

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->''"Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, [[Film/ForrestGump do what I was told. He said I was a genius]] and gave me another medal. I likes da [[RedshirtArmy Imperial Guard]]!"''
-->-- '''Nork Deddog, Ogryn Bodyguard''', relating one of his personal experiences in TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}

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~~->''"Da Sergeant Major~~ ->Da Sergeant-Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, [[Film/ForrestGump do what I was told. He said I was a genius]] and gave me another medal. I likes da [[RedshirtArmy Imperial ~~Guard]]!"''~~
Guard]]!
-->-- '''Nork ~~Deddog,~~ Deddog,''' [[OurOgresAreHungrier Ogryn ~~Bodyguard''', relating one of his personal experiences in TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}~~
Bodyguard]], ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

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->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough/''
->''When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up/''
->''I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know/''
->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!''
-->--'''The Smut Peddlers'''

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Sep 18th 2012 at 5:54:46 AM

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->'''Gohan:''' Didn't you just-

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->'''Gohan:''' ~~Didn't~~ Wait, didn't you ~~just-~~-

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May 12th 2012 at 11:23:41 AM

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-->-- '''Tristan''', ''YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

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-->-- '''Tristan''', ~~''YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''~~
''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

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Apr 24th 2012 at 2:56:08 PM

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->He's big! And stupid! That's a bad combination!
-->-- '''Josh,''' -DrakeAndJosh

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Apr 22nd 2012 at 10:25:01 PM

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->'''Piccolo:''' (summing up a team of misfit minions) And that would make ''you'' no doubt [[TheBrute the big, tough, stupid one.]]

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->'''Piccolo:''' ~~(summing~~ (''summing up [[QuirkyMinibossSquad a team of misfit ~~minions)~~ minions]]'') And that would make ''you'' no doubt [[TheBrute the big, tough, stupid one.]]

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->'''Dorodabo:''' You take that back or I'll kill you!

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->'''Dorodabo:''' [[IResembleThatRemark You take that back or I'll kill ~~you!~~you!]]

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->'''Piccolo:''' And that would make ''you'' no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.

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->'''Piccolo:''' (summing up a team of misfit minions) And that would make ''you'' no doubt [[TheBrute the big, tough, stupid one.]]

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->'''Piccolo:''' Alright, alright, you're not tough.

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->'''Piccolo:''' Alright, alright, [[StealthInsult you're not tough.]]

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->'''Dorodabo:''' (''several seconds later'') [[IResembleThatRemark HEY!]]
-->-- ''DragonBallZAbridged: Lord Slug''

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->'''Dorodabo:''' (''several seconds later'') ~~[[IResembleThatRemark~~ [[LateToThePunchline HEY!]]
-->-- ~~''DragonBallZAbridged:~~ ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged: Lord Slug''

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-->--'''Nick Fury regarding {{Thor}}''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''

->Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... *sniff* Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart [[strike: '''bullet''']] '''[[MemeticMutation BOOLIT]]'''.
-->--'''The Heavy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', "Meet The Heavy"''

-> My voice gives me SuperStrength!
-->--Tristan, YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

->''Well, he's dumb but he's tough\\

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~~-->--'''Nick Fury~~ -->-- '''NickFury''' regarding ~~{{Thor}}''',~~ '''{{Thor}}''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''

->Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... ~~*sniff*~~ (''sniff'') Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart ~~[[strike: '''bullet''']]~~ '''[[MemeticMutation BOOLIT]]'''.
~~-->--'''The~~ -->-- '''The Heavy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', "Meet The Heavy"''

~~-> My~~ ->My voice gives me SuperStrength!
-->--Tristan, YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

->''Well, -->-- '''Tristan''', ''YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->Well, he's dumb but he's tough\\

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Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth''
-->--Marian Call, "It's Good to have [[{{Series/Firefly}} Jayne]] on Your Side"

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Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth''
-->--Marian Call, teeth
-->-- '''Marian Call''', "It's Good to have [[{{Series/Firefly}} Jayne]] on Your ~~Side"~~Side"

->'''Piccolo:''' And that would make ''you'' no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.
->'''Dorodabo:''' You take that back or I'll kill you!
->'''Piccolo:''' Alright, alright, you're not tough.
->'''Dorodabo:''' That's better!
->'''Gohan:''' Didn't you just-
->'''Piccolo:''' Give him a minute.
->'''Dorodabo:''' (''several seconds later'') [[IResembleThatRemark HEY!]]
-->-- ''DragonBallZAbridged: Lord Slug''

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->''Well, he's dumb but he's tough\\
And he likes to shoot stuff\\
And he don't give a damn what you think\\
He spends his days turning wrenches\\
And his nights chasing wenches\\
And he'll happily kick in your teeth\\
Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth''
-->--Marian Call, "It's Good to have [[{{Series/Firefly}} Jayne]] on Your Side"

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-->--'''The Heavy''', ''TeamFortress2'', "Meet The Heavy"''

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-->--'''The Heavy''', ~~''TeamFortress2'',~~ ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', "Meet The Heavy"''

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->''"I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his."''

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~~->''"I~~ ->I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his.~~"''~~

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->''"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... *sniff* Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart [[strike: '''bullet''']] '''[[MemeticMutation BOOLIT]]'''."''

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~~->''"Some~~ ->Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... *sniff* Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart [[strike: '''bullet''']] '''[[MemeticMutation BOOLIT]]'''.~~"''~~

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-> My voice gives me SuperStrength!
-->--Tristan, YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

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