History Quotes / DialogueTree

'''Redneck 1''': Dang Cleetus why you talking' like that?\\

->MOM always knows best. I also know that in most dialogue trees, you can always choose the last option over and over and really plow through the narrative... but MOM will know about that too.

->'''Tell me more''' about this city, '''tell me more''' about your job, '''tell me more''' about that thing you said about the city that I'm now awkwardly bringing up again apropos of nothing. '''Tell me more''' about [[DullSurprise this weird boggle-eyed look we're giving each other]] like a pair of lovestruck goldfish in neighboring bowls!''

->'''''Tell me more''' about this city, '''tell me more''' about your job, '''tell me more''' about that thing you said about the city that I'm now awkwardly bringing up again apropos of nothing. '''Tell me more''' about [[DullSurprise this weird boggle-eyed look we're giving each other]] like a pair of lovestruck goldfish in neighboring bowls!''

'''Yahtzee''': '''I'm done''' with talking about audible sound, '''tell me more''' about: your living room.

'''The Terminator''': [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Fuck you, asshole.]]
-->-- ''[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]]''

'''Yahtzee''': '''I'm done''' with talking about your new entertainment system, '''tell me more''' about: your living room.

->MOM always knows best. I also know that in most dialogue trees, you can always choose the last option over and over and really plow through the narrative. (''{{beat}}'') But MOM will know about that too.

->'''Janitor''': Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
->* YES/NO
->* OR WHAT
->* GO AWAY
->* PLEASE COME BACK LATER
->'''* FUCK YOU ASSHOLE'''
->* FUCK YOU
->'''The Terminator''': [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Fuck you, asshole.]]

->''[[SarcasmMode Here's a fun game:]] next time you're at a party, talk to a stranger like you're a video game character going through a dialogue tree.''
-> '''Stranger''': Yes, I just bought a new entertainment system for my living room.
-> '''Yahtzee''': '''Tell me more''' about: your new entertainment system.
-> '''Stranger''': It's... really nice, it's got Bang and Olufsen speakers-
-> '''Yahtzee''': '''Tell me more''' about: speakers.
-> '''Stranger''': Um... They're the things that audible sound comes out of-
-> '''Yahtzee''': '''Tell me more''' about: audible sound.
-> '''Stranger''': Um... it's an oscillation of pressure transmitted through a medium and composed of frequencies within the range of hearing-
-> '''Yahtzee''': '''I'm done''' with talking about your new entertainment system, '''tell me more''' about: your living room.

->''Here's a fun game: Next time you're at a party, talk to a stranger like a video game character trying to get through a dialogue tree.''\\
'''Partygoer:''' Yeah, so I just bought a new entertainment system for my living room...\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Tell me more about '''Your New Entertainment System!'''\\
'''Partygoer:''' It's...really nice, it's got bangin' Ophidian speakers--\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Tell me more about '''Speakers!'''\\
'''Partygoer:''' Um, they're the things that audible sound comes out of--\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Tell me more about '''Audible Sound!'''\\
'''Partygoer:''' Uh, er, it's an oscillation of pressure transmitted a medium and composed of frequencies within the range of hearing.
-->-- '''''{{WebAnimation/Zero Punctuation}}''''', ''{{VideoGame/Dark}}''

->[[SarcasmMode Here's a fun game:]] next time you're at a party, talk to a stranger like you're a video game character going through a dialogue tree.
--> Stranger: Yes, I just bought a new entertainment system for my living room.
--> Yahtzee: '''Tell me more''' about: your new entertainment system.
--> Stranger: It's... really nice, it's got Bang and Olufsen speakers-
--> Yahtzee: '''Tell me more''' about: speakers.
--> Stranger: Um... They're the things that audible sound comes out of-
--> Yahtzee: '''Tell me more''' about: audible sound.
--> Stranger: Um... it's an oscillation of pressure transmitted through a medium and composed of frequencies within the range of hearing-
--> Yahtzee: '''I'm done''' with talking about your new entertainment system, '''tell me more''' about: your living room.

-->-- ''ZeroPunctuation'' (''{{VideoGame/Dark}}'' review)

'''Partygoer:''' Yeah, so I just bought a new entertainment system through my living room...\\

-->-- '''''{{WebAnimation/Zero Punctuation}}''''', ''{{VideGame/Dark}}''

--> Yahtzee: '''I'm done''' with talking about your new entertainment system, '''tell me more''' about your living room.

-->-- ''ZeroPunctuation'' (''{{Dark}}'' review)

->"MOM always knows best. I also know that in most dialogue trees, you can always choose the last option over and over and really plow through the narrative."\\
''{{beat}}''\\
"But MOM will know about that too."
-->'''MOM''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfGoo''