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Quotes: Dialogue Tree

MOM always knows best. I also know that in most dialogue trees, you can always choose the last option over and over and really plow through the narrative... but MOM will know about that too.
MOM, World of Goo

Janitor: Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
* YES/NO
* OR WHAT
* GO AWAY
* PLEASE COME BACK LATER
* FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
* FUCK YOU
The Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.

Here's a fun game: next time you're at a party, talk to a stranger like you're a video game character going through a dialogue tree.
Stranger: Yes, I just bought a new entertainment system for my living room.
Yahtzee: Tell me more about: your new entertainment system.
Stranger: It's... really nice, it's got Bang and Olufsen speakers-
Yahtzee: Tell me more about: speakers.
Stranger: Um... They're the things that audible sound comes out of-
Yahtzee: Tell me more about: audible sound.
Stranger: Um... it's an oscillation of pressure transmitted through a medium and composed of frequencies within the range of hearing-
Yahtzee: I'm done with talking about your new entertainment system, tell me more about: your living room.
Zero Punctuation (Dark review)