History Quotes / CrapsaccharineWorld

->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''

->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/Hawaii , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''
-->--A blogger on why UsefulNotes/Hawaii can be this.

->'''Rung:''' ''You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood-''\\
'''Rewind:''' ''Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.''\\
'''Skids:''' ''Even Lovetopia, off Rigel VII?''\\
'''Rewind:''' ''Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.''\\
'''Skids:''' ''Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?''\\
'''Rewind:''' ''A wonderful place for a vacation—if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.''

->'''Rung:''' ''You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood-''
->'''Rewind:''' ''Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.''
->'''Skids:''' ''Even Lovetopia, off Rigel VII?''
->'''Rewind:''' ''Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.''
->'''Skids:''' ''Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?''
->'''Rewind:''' ''A wonderful place for a vacation—if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.''

->'''Rung:''' You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood--\\
'''Rewind:''' Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.\\
'''Skids:''' Even Lovetopia, off Regel VII?\\
'''Rewind:''' Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.\\
'''Skids:''' Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?\\
'''Rewind:''' A wonderful place for a vacation—-if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye''

-->-- '''AndrewHussie's''' [[MemeticMutation memetic assessment]] of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'s'' lightheartedness

->''"Think about how many laws have to not exist in that universe for [[Film/TheTrumanShow this show]] to happen. It's apparently legal for a person or corporation to imprison a person, as long as you feed him. It's legal to film and record someone without his knowledge. It's legal to defraud a person out of literally every possible thing he could have in his life, from a real marriage to a real career. If it can be done to Truman, it can be done to anyone, including you. It's as much an 'anything goes' society as ''TheRoadWarrior''."''

-->-- '''LilyAllen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg "LDN"]]

-->-- '''Lily Allen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg "LDN"]]

->''The hundred million self-confident German masters were to be brutally installed in Europe, and secured in power by a monopoly of technical civilization and the slave-labor of a dwindling native population of neglected, diseased, illiterate cretins, in order that they might have leisure to buzz along infinite Autonbahnen, admire the Strength-Through-Joy Hostel, the Party Headquarters, the Military Museum and the Planetarium which the Fuhrer would have built in Linz (his new Hitleropolis), trot round local picture galleries, and listen over their cream buns to endless recordings of The Merry Widow. This was to be the German Millenium, from which [[{{Thoughtcrime}} even the imagination was to have no means of escape.]]''

->''When you look with your eyes,\\

You can see it's all lies.''

->''There was a factory''
->''Now there are mountains and rivers''
->''You got it, you got it''
->''We caught a rattlesnake''
->''Now we got something for dinner''
->''We got it, we got it''
->''There was a shopping mall''
->''Now it's all covered with flowers''
->''You've got it, you've got it''
->''If this is paradise''
->''I wish I had a lawnmower''
-->-- '''Talking Heads''', "(Nothing But) Flowers"

->''The hundred million self-confident German masters were to be brutally installed in Europe, and secured in power by a monopoly of technical civilization and the slave-labor of a dwindling native population of neglected, diseased, illiterate cretins, in order that they might have leisure to buzz along infinite Autonbahnen, admire the Strength-Through-Joy Hostel, the Party Headquarters, the Military Museum and the Planetarium which the Fuhrer would have built in Linz (his new Hitleropolis), trot round local picture galleries, and listen over their cream buns to endless recordings of The Merry Widow. This was to be the German Millenium, from which even the imagination was to have no means of escape.''
-->-- '''Hugh Trevor-Roper''', on the world Hitler intended to create.

->''"Talk! What's going on in this candy coated heart of darkness?!"''
-->--'''Ralph''' from ''Disney/WreckItRalph'' when asking about the conspiracy of [[SugarBowl Sugar Rush]].

->''Think about how many laws have to not exist in that universe for [[Film/TheTrumanShow this show]] to happen. It's apparently legal for a person or corporation to imprison a person, as long as you feed him. It's legal to film and record someone without his knowledge. It's legal to defraud a person out of literally every possible thing he could have in his life, from a real marriage to a real career. If it can be done to Truman, it can be done to anyone, including you. It's as much an "anything goes" society as TheRoadWarrior.''

->''The more gentle and nice we make it look, the more vicious the story can be.''
-->-- '''Creator/{{Edmund McMillen}}''' on the VideoGame/MeatBoy iOS game

->''The hundred million self-confident German masters were to be brutally installed in Europe, and secured in power by a monopoly of technical civilization and the slave-labor of a dwindling native population of neglected, diseased, illiterate cretins, in order that they might have leisure to buzz along infinite Autonbahnen, admire the Strength-Through-Joy Hostel, the Party Headquarters, the Military Museum and the Planetarium which the Fuhrer would have built in Linz (his new Hitleropolis), trot round local picture galleries, and listen over their cream buns to endless recordings of The Merry Widow. This was to be the German Millenium, from which even the imagination was to have no means of escape.''
-->-- '''Hugh Trevor-Roper''', on the world Hitler intended to create.

->''Talk! What's going on in this candy coated heart of darkness?''
-->--'''Ralph''' from ''Disney/WreckItRalph'' when asking about the conspiracy of [[SugarBowl Sugar Rush]].

->''"But how can we enjoy the bright sunshine when we know the terror that lurks beneath the game? It's not fooling us anymore. We have seen what it becomes. YOU ARE ALL DEMONS! You are all horrible demons and I hate you, walking monsters! Go! Expire! Away, away from us! You wretched demons! You won't take me! Stop your cheery lies! STOP YOUR CHEERY LIES!"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab''' upon witnessing what lies beyond [[spoiler:''VideoGame/{{Eversion}}'']]'s exterior...

->''"RELENTLESSLY LIGHT-HEARTED."''
-->-- '''AndrewHussie's''' [[MemeticMutation memetic assessment]] of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'s'' lightheartedness

->''When you look with your eyes,\\
Everything seems nice,\\
But, if you look twice,\\
You can see it's all lies.''
-->-- '''Lily Allen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg "LDN"]]

->'''Rung:''' You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood-
->'''Rewind:''' Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.
->'''Skids:''' Even Lovetopia, off Rigel VII?
->'''Rewind:''' Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.
->'''Skids:''' Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?
->'''Rewind:''' A wonderful place for a vacation—if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.
-->''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye

-->-- '''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab''' upon witnessing what [[NightmareFuel lies]] beyond [[spoiler:''VideoGame/{{Eversion}}'']]'s exterior...

->''The more gentle and nice we make it look, the more vicious the story can be.''
-->-- '''EdmundMcMillen''' on the Meat Boy iOS game

-->-- '''DeceasedCrab''' upon witnessing what [[NightmareFuel lies]] beyond [[spoiler:''{{Eversion}}'']]'s exterior...

-> ''There was a factory''
-> ''Now there are mountains and rivers''
-> ''You got it, you got it''
-> ''We caught a rattlesnake''
-> ''Now we got something for dinner''
-> ''We got it, we got it''
-> ''There was a shopping mall''
-> ''Now it's all covered with flowers''
-> ''You've got it, you've got it''
-> ''If this is paradise''
-> ''I wish I had a lawnmower''
-->-- '''Talking Heads''' "(Nothing But) Flowers"

-> ''RELENTLESSLY LIGHT-HEARTED.''
-->-- '''AndrewHussie's''' [[MemeticMutation memetic assessment]] of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'''s lightheartedness

-->'''Lily Allen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg "LDN"]]

-->-- '''DeceasedCrab''' upon witnessing [[CosmicHorror what]] [[NightmareFuel lies]] beyond [[spoiler:''{{Eversion}}'']]'s exterior...

-->-- '''DeceasedCrab''' upon witnessing [[CosmicHorror what]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel lies]] beyond [[spoiler:''{{Eversion}}'']]'s exterior...

-> RELENTLESSLY LIGHT-HEARTED
-->-- [[FountainOfMemes Yet another]] ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' [[MemeticMutation meme]]

-->-- [[FountainOfMemes Yet another]] ''{{Homestuck}}'' [[MemeticMutation meme]]

-->-- '''[[LetsPlay Deceased]]''' '''[[BreakTheCutie Crab]]''' upon witnessing [[CosmicHorror what]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel lies]] beyond [[spoiler:''{{Eversion}}'']]'s exterior...