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->''"Seen above looking like a cast member in the all-Muppets version of a ''Stepford Wives'' remake, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Grifters of New Jersey]]'' owes a shit load in restitution and has to pay the $13 million she and her husband Juicy Joe swindled from creditors. Where oh where are they going to get that money from? Teresa can’t try to get a $14 million loan using fake W2s, because every bank has got their number now. A leaked sex tape is out of the question since bestiality porn is still illegal. But don’t worry, Teresa’s got a genius plan. She’s suing her lawyer!''
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->''"Seen above looking like a cast member in the all-Muppets version of a ''Stepford Wives'' remake, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Grifters of New Jersey]]'' owes a shit load in restitution and has to pay the $13 million she and her husband Juicy Joe swindled from creditors. Where oh where are they going to get that money from? Teresa can’t try to get a $14 million loan using fake W2s, because every bank has got their number now. A leaked sex tape is out of the question since [[FanDisservice bestiality porn is still illegal.illegal]]. But don’t worry, Teresa’s got a genius plan. She’s suing her lawyer!''
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->''"Seen above looking like a cast member in the all-Muppets version of a ''Stepford Wives'' remake, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Grifters of New Jersey]]'' owes a shit load in restitution and has to pay the $13 million she and her husband Juicy Joe swindled from creditors. Where oh where are they going to get that money from? Teresa can’t try to get a $14 million loan using fake W2s, because every bank has got their number now. A leaked sex tape is out of the question since bestiality porn is still illegal. But don’t worry, Teresa’s got a genius plan. She’s suing her lawyer!''
->''...Yes, everyone knows that Teresa is going to prison because of Teresa, but maybe she’s on to something. Suing her bankruptcy lawyer is a good start, but she really should go all out and blame everybody but herself. Teresa should sue the makers of the pen she used to sign those documents, because they obviously played a part in her downfall. She should also sue the makers of the paper those documents were printed on. She should sue the creator of currency and the founders of the banks she and Juicy Joe swindled, because she might not be going to jail if they didn’t exist. Finally, she should sue the government for making fraud illegal, [[BrainlessBeauty because that law is just stupid.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/03/teresa-giudice-is-suing-her-own-bankruptcy-lawyer-for-5-million/ Michael K.]]'''
->''...Yes, everyone knows that Teresa is going to prison because of Teresa, but maybe she’s on to something. Suing her bankruptcy lawyer is a good start, but she really should go all out and blame everybody but herself. Teresa should sue the makers of the pen she used to sign those documents, because they obviously played a part in her downfall. She should also sue the makers of the paper those documents were printed on. She should sue the creator of currency and the founders of the banks she and Juicy Joe swindled, because she might not be going to jail if they didn’t exist. Finally, she should sue the government for making fraud illegal, [[BrainlessBeauty because that law is just stupid.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/03/teresa-giudice-is-suing-her-own-bankruptcy-lawyer-for-5-million/ Michael K.]]'''
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->''"[='=]Yes, he knocked his fianceé out, but he's not the kind of guy I think of when I think of people who knock women out, so [[ChewbaccaDefense he really only half knocked her out.]][='=]''
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->''"[='=]Yes, he knocked his fianceé out, but he's not the kind of guy I think of when I think of people who knock women out, so [[ChewbaccaDefense he really only half knocked her out.]][='=]''[='=]''
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->''"As a Senator, Cruz came to prominence during the party's efforts to obstruct Obamacare by near-singlehandedly attempting to blow up the world economy. His 21-hour filibuster on the matter failed, but was interesting for its wanderings into... well, readings from [[DrSeuss Doctor Seuss]] don't often happen in Congress, while Darth Vader impersonations are not unheard of in the Senate. The first time he really made the news, however, was by just asking questions about whether or not the Secretary of Defence was taking money from NorthKorea."''
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->''"As a Senator, Cruz came to prominence during the party's efforts to obstruct Obamacare by near-singlehandedly attempting to blow up the world economy. His 21-hour filibuster on the matter failed, but was interesting for its wanderings into... well, readings from [[DrSeuss Doctor Seuss]] Creator/DrSeuss don't often happen in Congress, while Darth Vader impersonations are not unheard of in the Senate. The first time he really made the news, however, was by just asking questions about whether or not the Secretary of Defence was taking money from NorthKorea."''
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->''"The Ravens could employ a war criminal and they would treat him like a fucking prince just because the rest of the world disapproved. This is a whiny, arrogant franchise that is constantly braying for respect even though they've done exactly nothing to earn it. The rest of the world found this out a few weeks ago, when Ray Rice got off with a two-game suspension...This is what kills me. Here are the Ravens doing the exact wrong thing in handling the Rice matter, and they're just so goddamn PROUD of it. They treat the spinning of Rice's domestic violence charge like an act of supreme, Gandhi-like unselfishness. 'By God, if it's wrong to piss in a bucket and throw it on everyone, I don't want to be right!'"''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-baltimore-ravens-1627040424 Drew Magary]]''' on the Baltimore Ravens Ray Rice scandal.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-baltimore-ravens-1627040424 Drew Magary]]''' on the Baltimore Ravens Ray Rice scandal.
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->''Who cares what you think? Again, you're the PR guy. You're paid to like everyone. You're a
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-baltimore-ravens-1627040424 Drew Magary]]''' on
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-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-baltimore-ravens-1627040424 Drew Magary]]''' on the Baltimore Ravens Ray Rice scandal.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-baltimore-ravens-1627040424 Drew Magary]]''' on the Baltimore Ravens Ray Rice scandal.
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->''"I think unhinged wingnuttery can sometimes be viewed almost like [[Giftedlybad musical pieces]]…. certainly the type of music produced by a bunch of kids entering into their first Battle of the Bands without practicing because their '[[SmallNameBigEgo natural talent]]' is going to make them '[[TheyCalledMeMad megastars]]'.\\\
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->''"I think unhinged wingnuttery can sometimes be viewed almost like [[Giftedlybad [[GiftedlyBad musical pieces]]…. certainly the type of music produced by a bunch of kids entering into their first Battle of the Bands without practicing because their '[[SmallNameBigEgo natural talent]]' is going to make them '[[TheyCalledMeMad megastars]]'.\\\
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And given that lens, we can see the evolution of genres like the worst radio station on the planet.\\\
I mean, you’ve got the throat-scratching primal screams of hate, the ham-fisted metal-like noise of people who think simple loudness equates to technical proficiency and sweeping baroque like illustrations. And you’ve got the insufferable version of an emo self-pitying cry apeing the alienation of the genre to instead wax poetically on the immeasurable and seemingly invisible slings and arrows suffered by the overfed and powerful at the hands of such nebulous concepts as 'gubmint' and 'social justice warrriorrrs ([[Film/TheWarriors come out to play-ay]])'. And let us not forget the insufferably pompous attempts at deep intellectual and complex work farted out by the equivalent of a talentless boy band, hoping that overwrought swoops and nonsensical metaphors will somehow equate to having anything of worth to sing about."''
-->--''[[http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/40036 Sadly, No]]''
And given that lens, we can see the evolution of genres like the worst radio station on the planet.\\\
I mean, you’ve got the throat-scratching primal screams of hate, the ham-fisted metal-like noise of people who think simple loudness equates to technical proficiency and sweeping baroque like illustrations. And you’ve got the insufferable version of an emo self-pitying cry apeing the alienation of the genre to instead wax poetically on the immeasurable and seemingly invisible slings and arrows suffered by the overfed and powerful at the hands of such nebulous concepts as 'gubmint' and 'social justice warrriorrrs ([[Film/TheWarriors come out to play-ay]])'. And let us not forget the insufferably pompous attempts at deep intellectual and complex work farted out by the equivalent of a talentless boy band, hoping that overwrought swoops and nonsensical metaphors will somehow equate to having anything of worth to sing about."''
-->--''[[http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/40036 Sadly, No]]''
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->''"Printed after her divorce from Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith but before The British Bulldog’s death, Diana Hart’s autobiography contains not so much her life story as a non-stop barrage of insane allegations and third-hand stories presented as fact...The book, a 200-page collection of implausible family secrets strung together incoherently, sounds as if it were dictated under hypnosis by one of those crooked therapists — you know, the ones who take in a patient with mild stress issues and end up convincing them their parents forced them into satanic rituals as a child...The name on the cover says, 'Kirstie McLellan,' but I could swear Diana paid [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Grampa Simpson]] to write her book."''
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->''"Printed after her divorce from Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith but before The British Bulldog’s death, Diana Hart’s autobiography contains not so much her life story as a non-stop barrage of insane allegations and third-hand stories presented as fact...The book, a 200-page collection of implausible family secrets strung together incoherently, sounds as if it were dictated under hypnosis by one of those crooked therapists — you know, the ones who take in a patient with mild stress issues and end up convincing them their parents forced them into satanic rituals as a child...The name on the cover says, 'Kirstie McLellan,' [=McLellan=],' but I could swear Diana paid [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Grampa Simpson]] to write her book."''
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->''"Printed after her divorce from Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith but before The British Bulldog’s death, Diana Hart’s autobiography contains not so much her life story as a non-stop barrage of insane allegations and third-hand stories presented as fact...The book, a 200-page collection of implausible family secrets strung together incoherently, sounds as if it were dictated under hypnosis by one of those crooked therapists — you know, the ones who take in a patient with mild stress issues and end up convincing them their parents forced them into satanic rituals as a child."''
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->''"Printed after her divorce from Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith but before The British Bulldog’s death, Diana Hart’s autobiography contains not so much her life story as a non-stop barrage of insane allegations and third-hand stories presented as fact...The book, a 200-page collection of implausible family secrets strung together incoherently, sounds as if it were dictated under hypnosis by one of those crooked therapists — you know, the ones who take in a patient with mild stress issues and end up convincing them their parents forced them into satanic rituals as a child.child...The name on the cover says, 'Kirstie McLellan,' but I could swear Diana paid [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Grampa Simpson]] to write her book."''
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-->--''RationalWiki'' on Congressman Ted Cruz (TX)
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-->--''RationalWiki'' on Congressman Sen. Ted Cruz (TX)
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-->--''RationalWiki'' on Congressman Ted Cruz (TX)
-->--''RationalWiki'' on Congressman Ted Cruz (TX)
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->''"Printed after her divorce from /Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith but before The British Bulldog’s death, Diana Hart’s autobiography contains not so much her life story as a non-stop barrage of insane allegations and third-hand stories presented as fact...The book, a 200-page collection of implausible family secrets strung together incoherently, sounds as if it were dictated under hypnosis by one of those crooked therapists — you know, the ones who take in a patient with mild stress issues and end up convincing them their parents forced them into satanic rituals as a child."''
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->''"Printed after her divorce from /Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith but before The British Bulldog’s death, Diana Hart’s autobiography contains not so much her life story as a non-stop barrage of insane allegations and third-hand stories presented as fact...The book, a 200-page collection of implausible family secrets strung together incoherently, sounds as if it were dictated under hypnosis by one of those crooked therapists — you know, the ones who take in a patient with mild stress issues and end up convincing them their parents forced them into satanic rituals as a child."''
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-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/under-the-mat/ "Under The Mat – Even Clarence Mason couldn’t defend Diana’s book in court"]]
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/under-the-mat/ "Under The Mat – Even Clarence Mason couldn’t defend Diana’s book in court"]]
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->''"”If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."''
-->--'''W.C. Fields'''
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-> ''[If I am a defendant,] I don't want a competent lawyer. I want a lawyer who's going to get me off. I want a lawyer who will invent the Twinkie Defense [...] I would not consider the Twinkie Defense an invention of a competent lawyer [...] but I want a lawyer who's going to win for me.''
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->''[If I am a defendant,] I ''"I don't want a competent lawyer. I want a lawyer who's going to get me off. I want a lawyer who will invent the Twinkie Defense [...] Defense... I would not consider the Twinkie Defense an invention of a competent lawyer [...] lawyer... but I want a lawyer who's going to win for me.''"''
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->'''Octavia:''' ... that's so stupid, I don't know how to respond.
->'''Vinyl:''' Hurray, that means I win by default!
-->--''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes''
->''If the evidence is on your side, pound on the evidence. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither one is on your side, pound on the table.''
->'''Vinyl:''' Hurray, that means I win by default!
-->--''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes''
->''If the evidence is on your side, pound on the evidence. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither one is on your side, pound on the table.''
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->'''Vinyl:''' Hurray, that means I win by default!
-->--''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes''
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'''Vinyl:''' Hurray, that means I win by default!
-->--''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes''
'''Vinyl:''' Hurray, that means I win by default!
-->--''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes''
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-->-- '''Prinny Commentary''', ''{{Disgaea}}''
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->'''Octavia:''' ... that's so stupid, I don't know how to respond.
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-->-- '''Billy Flynn''', ''{{Chicago}}''
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-> ''"Give 'em the old razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle 'em. Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it and the reaction will be passionate. Give 'em the old hocus pocus, bead and feather 'em. How can they see with sequins in their eyes?"''
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-> ''"Give 'em the old razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle 'em. 'em\\
Give 'em an act with lots of flash init and it\\
And the reaction will bepassionate. passionate\\
Give 'em the old hocus pocus, bead and feather'em. 'em\\
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?"''
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Give 'em the old hocus pocus, bead and feather
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-->--'''Traditional lawyers' joke'''
-->--'''Traditional lawyers' joke'''
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->'''Vinyl:''' Hurray, that means I win by default!
-->--''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes''
->'''Vinyl:''' Hurray, that means I win by default!
-->--''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes''
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-->-- '''Billy Flynn''', ''{{Chicago}}''
-->-- '''Billy Flynn''', ''{{Chicago}}''
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-->-- ''TheBrakShow!''
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-->-- Antonin Scalia in United States v. Gonzalez-Lopez
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-->-- '''Gazpacho''', ''{{Chowder}}''
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-->-- Spanish proverb
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-> ''"That's just a way to shut them up. It's not proving that you're right in anyway.any way."''
--> '''Prinny Commentary''',''{{Disgaea}}''''{{Disgaea}}''
->'''Dad''': You are confused, so I am the winner. Ho ho ho!
-->--''{{The Brak Show}}!''
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->'''Dad''': You are confused, so I am the winner. Ho ho ho!
-->--''{{The Brak Show}}!''
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