History Quotes / CampStraight

->'''Anders''': Says the man who just watched [[Film/JaneEyre Jean Aya]] and didn't like the [[Series/PrideAndPrejudice1995 Pride and Prejudice series]] because he prefers the movie Mr. Darcy.

->[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the [[SpaceX Space Skype]].\\
'''Freeza''': [[spoiler:Zarbon]], what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?\\
[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.\\

[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.\\

[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, you thought I was single?]]\\

'''Orlen'''': Lord Freeza, Vegeta's broken out of the healing t-- (''gets blasted'')\\

-->-- '''Zarbon''', ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Kai Abridged]]''

'''Freeza''': Well, ''I''... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?\\

[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, you thought I was single?]]

->''"Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!"''

''And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror''\\

''Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak?''\\

''It's a man who can slap but can also stroke''\\

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/05/night-crumbs-244/ Michael K.]]'''

-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/12/13/my-top-20-movies-of-2013-the-preamble/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/PainAndGain''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Shield")

-->--'''Anders Holm''' and '''Troels Overgaard''' from the Danish podcast ''Movie Talk'' sum up their relationship.

-->--'''{{Creator/Humon}}''' [[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Movie-Talk-472659973 on]] the above quote.

-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-80s-music-videos/ on]] ''[[Film/SaturdayNightFever Staying Alive]]'' (1983)

-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

-->--'''Zarbon''', ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Kai Abridged]]''

-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}''

-->--''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

-->--'''[[WholesomeCrossdresser Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]''', ''Series/TwinPeaks''

-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Transporter Malfunction"

->"I have a girlfriend now, myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and have walked and talked for 28 years. I think I was supposed to be gay. I think in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?' and it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?' and they were like, 'Oh man, well this’ll be a very interesting person. This’ll be a very silly person.'"
-->--'''Creator/JohnMulaney'''

->'''Anders''': Says the man who just watched [[Film/JaneEyre Jean Aya]] and didn't like the [[Film/PrideAndPrejudice Pride and Prejudice series]] because he prefers the movie Mr. Darcy.

'''Frasier''': ...Thank you?

'''Tom''': Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.

->''"People with good taste in television might recognize Mike as the ridiculous cartoon of a man who went on to become the [[AmericanGladiators American Gladiator]] named Thor and the American Gladiator named Titan. Mike is what sexy firemen use as ''their'' calendars."''

->'''Barney:''' They (gay people) start something, then six months later everyone follows. It's like, now everyone gets manicures.\\

[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, you thought I was single?]]\\

'''Tom''': Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.\\

'''Lily:''' ''(gasp)'' You get you chest waxed?\\

'''The Monarch''': ''Come on'', he's in Music/DepecheMode!\\

->"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean." \\

'''Raj''': It means I like women as well as their skincare products.\\

--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

--''Series/{{Frasier}}''

--''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

--'''[[WholesomeCrossdresser Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]''', ''Series/TwinPeaks''

--''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Transporter Malfunction"

-->--'''Anders Holm''' and '''Troels Overgaard''' from the Danish podcast ''Movie Talk'' sum up their relationship

--'''[[WholesomeCrossdresser Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]''', ''TwinPeaks''

''Barney:''' Okay then, like how, like getting your chest waxed.\\
'''Lily:''' ''gasp'' You get you chest waxed?\\

->'''David''': We had to get to it eventually: Right now, in Metropolis, [[MichaelJackson every day is Thriller Night.]]

->'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?\\

'''The Monarch''': But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!\\

'''The Monarch''': ''Come on'', he's in Depeche Mode!\\

->''"Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in ''Film/HorribleBosses2''. Sorry, Jen, but [[http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/11/15/enhanced-buzz-5790-1384200118-35.jpg Magic Earring Ken]] wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better"''

->'''David''': We had to get to it eventually: Right now, in Metropolis, [[MichaelJackson every day is Thriller Night.]]\\
'''Chris''': If this show would’ve opened with Clark wearing that jacket and telling Lois '[[FlyingUnderTheGaydar I’m not like other guys]],' I would declare it the greatest use of television ever."