Quotes: Camp Straight

"Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in Horrible Bosses 2. Sorry, Jen, but Magic Earring Ken wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better"

David: We had to get to it eventually: Right now, in Metropolis, every day is Thriller Night.
Chris: If this show would’ve opened with Clark wearing that jacket and telling Lois 'I’m not like other guys,' I would declare it the greatest use of television ever."
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Shield")

"People with good taste in television might recognize Mike as the ridiculous cartoon of a man who went on to become the American Gladiator named Thor and the American Gladiator named Titan. Mike is what sexy firemen use as their calendars."

"In the first movie, Travolta plays a streetwise kid who likes to dance at discos on the weekend. In the sequel, he's a Broadway dancer who wears scraps of denim and rolls in grease before performances. This was what the 1980s did to people."

"That guy is so gay, I'll bet you anything he's straight."
Peter Dragon talking about a director, Action

Zarbon: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the Space Skype.
Freeza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
Freeza: Well, I... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?
Zarbon: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.
Freeza: Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were — never mind.
Zarbon: What, you thought I was single?
Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Frasier: Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that you might be gay.
Tom: Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.

Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?
The Monarch: Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!
Dr. Girlfriend: Straight!
The Monarch: Come on, he's in Depeche Mode!
The Venture Bros.

"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean."
Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson, Twin Peaks

Raj: No, I'm not gay, if anything I'm metrosexual.
Dr. Koothrappali: What's that?
Raj: It means I like women as well as their skincare products.
The Big Bang Theory, "The Transporter Malfunction"