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Quotes: Camp Straight
"That guy is so gay, I'll bet you anything he's straight."
Peter Dragon talking about a director, Action

Zarbon: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the Space Skype.
Freeza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
Freeza: Well, I... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?
Zarbon: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.
Freeza: Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were — never mind.
Zarbon: What, you thought I was single?
Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Frasier: Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that you might be gay.
Tom: Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.
Frasier

Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?
The Monarch: Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!
Dr. Girlfriend: Straight!
The Monarch: Come on, he's in Depeche Mode!
The Venture Bros.

"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean."
Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson, Twin Peaks

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