Line #40 Quotes/CampStraight


1	->''"Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in ''Film/HorribleBosses 2''. Sorry, Jen, but [[http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/11/15/enhanced-buzz-5790-1384200118-35.jpg Magic Earring Ken]] wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better"''
2	-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/05/night-crumbs-244/ Michael K.]]'''
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4	->''"Dildos, incidentally, are used for comic effect throughout this permanently flexing, closeted fratboy, macho romp. There’s also [[LittlePeopleAreSurreal a little person]] in a fight scene, for literally no other reason than to have him hauled into the air by Wrestling/DwayneJohnson while his tiny legs kick against the wall, as Creator/MichaelBay guffaws offscreen [[HookersAndBlow into a giant mountain of coke]]."''
5	-->-- '''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/12/13/my-top-20-movies-of-2013-the-preamble/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/PainAndGain''
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7	->'''David''': We had to get to it eventually: Right now, in Metropolis, [[Music/MichaelJackson every day is Thriller Night.]]
8	->'''Chris''': If this show would’ve opened with Clark wearing that jacket and telling Lois '[[FlyingUnderTheGaydar I’m not like other guys]],' I would declare it the greatest use of television ever."
9	-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Shield")
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11	->'''Anders''': Sometimes we talk like little girls. At least one of us...
12	->'''Troels''': Wha- How dare you! If anyone's the woman in this relationship it's you! You love romance and cry at movies constantly!
13	->'''Anders''': Says the man who just watched [[Film/JaneEyre1996 Jean Aya]] and didn't like the [[Series/PrideAndPrejudice1995 Pride and Prejudice series]] because he prefers the movie Mr. Darcy.
14	->'''Troels''': '''[[BerserkButton Jane Eyre!! Say it fucking right!!]]'''
15	-->-- '''Anders Holm''' and '''Troels Overgaard''' from the Danish podcast ''Movie Talk'' sum up their relationship.
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17	->''"They are not a couple, or even gay for that matter. Just very, very Danish."''
18	-->-- '''{{Creator/Humon}}''' [[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Movie-Talk-472659973 on]] the above quote.
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20	->''"People with good taste in television might recognize Mike as the ridiculous cartoon of a man who went on to become the [[Series/AmericanGladiators American Gladiator]] named Thor and the American Gladiator named Titan. Mike is what sexy firemen use as ''their'' calendars."''
21	-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]
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23	->''"In the first movie, Travolta plays a streetwise kid who likes to dance at discos on the weekend. In the sequel, he's a Broadway dancer who wears scraps of denim and rolls in grease before performances. This was what [[TheEighties the 1980s]] did to people."''
24	-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-80s-music-videos/ on]] ''[[Film/SaturdayNightFever Staying Alive]]'' (1983)
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26	->''"That guy is so gay, I'll bet you anything he's straight."''
27	-->-- '''Peter Dragon''' talking about a director, ''Series/{{Action}}''
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29	->'''Zarbon''': Lord Freeza, I really need to use the [[SpaceX Space Skype]].\
30	'''Freeza''': Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?\
31	'''Zarbon''': [[WhamLine Well, I need to call my girlfriend.]]\
32	'''Freeza''': Well, ''I''... Ginyu, I'll call you back. (''turns off the Space Skype'') Come again?\
33	'''Zarbon''': You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.\
34	'''Freeza''': Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind.\
35	'''Zarbon''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, you thought I was single?]]\
36	'''Freeza''': Well, no, I just... [[MistakenForGay I thought you were into...]] You know, it really doesn't matter.\
37	'''Zarbon''': Well, it matters to ''me'' because, frankly, it sounds like you thought I was--\
38	'''Orlen''': Lord Freeza, Vegeta's broken out of the healing t-- (''gets blasted'')\
39	'''Freeza''': [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.]]
40	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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42	->'''Vegeta''': Hey, it's the gay one.\
43	'''Zarbon''': Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!
44	-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Kai Abridged]]''
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46	->'''Frasier''': Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that [[StraightGay you]] might be gay.\
47	'''Tom''': Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight. \
48	'''Frasier''': ...Thank you.
49	-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}''
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51	->'''Barney:''' [Gay people] start something, then six months later everyone follows. It's like, now everyone gets manicures.\
52	'''Ted:''' Yeah, I don't get manicures.\
53	'''Barney:''' Okay then, like how, like getting your chest waxed.\
54	'''Lily:''' ''(gasp)'' You get you chest waxed?
55	-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
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57	->'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Music/DepecheMode?\
58	'''The Monarch''': Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!\
59	'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the [=VH1=].\
60	'''The Monarch''': But he's the guy from Music/DepecheMode! That's impossible!\
61	'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Straight!\
62	'''The Monarch''': ''Come on'', he's in Music/DepecheMode!
63	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''
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65	->"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean."
66	-->-- '''[[WholesomeCrossdresser Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]''', ''Series/TwinPeaks''
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68	->'''Raj''': No, I'm not gay, if anything I'm metrosexual.\
69	'''Dr. Koothrappali''': What's that?\
70	'''Raj''': It means I like women as well as their skincare products.
71	-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Transporter Malfunction"
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73	->''"I sleep with women but musicals make me feel gay!"''
74	-->--'''Sam Brownstein''', ''Film/StageFright2014''
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76	->''"Why would someone assume I'm a friend of Creator/{{Ellen\|Degeneres}}? Just because I'm mannish, and highly aggressive, and have short hair, and I only wear tracksuits, and I coach a girls' sport, and I married myself... It just doesn't make sense!"''
77	-->--'''Sue Sylvester''', ''Series/{{Glee}}''
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79	->''I wear women's underwear''\
80	''And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror''\
81	''I cross my legs just like a queer''\
82	''But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya''\
83	''What defines a straight man's straight?''\
84	''Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12-ounce steak?''\
85	''I tell you what a woman loves most''\
86	''It's a man who can slap but can also stroke''
87	-->-- ''Music/MotherMother'', "Verbatim"
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89	->'''Teddy:''' You know, I think I have my own little theory as to why [Felix's] wife wasn't happy.\
90	'''Oscar:''' He's not gay.\
91	'''Roy:''' Are you sure? He seems a little gay.\
92	'''Oscar:''' No, he seems ''incredibly gay'', but he's not.
93	-->-- ''Series/TheOddCouple2015''

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