->''"Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in ''Film/HorribleBosses 2''. Sorry, Jen, but [[http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/11/15/enhanced-buzz-5790-1384200118-35.jpg Magic Earring Ken]] wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/05/night-crumbs-244/ Michael K.]]'''

->''"Dildos, incidentally, are used for comic effect throughout this permanently flexing, closeted fratboy, macho romp. Thereís also [[LittlePeopleAreSurreal a little person]] in a fight scene, for literally no other reason than to have him hauled into the air by Wrestling/DwayneJohnson while his tiny legs kick against the wall, as Creator/MichaelBay guffaws offscreen [[HookersAndBlow into a giant mountain of coke]]."''
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/12/13/my-top-20-movies-of-2013-the-preamble/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/PainAndGain''

->'''David''': We had to get to it eventually: Right now, in Metropolis, [[Music/MichaelJackson every day is Thriller Night.]]
->'''Chris''': If this show wouldíve opened with Clark wearing that jacket and telling Lois '[[FlyingUnderTheGaydar Iím not like other guys]],' I would declare it the greatest use of television ever."
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Shield")

->'''Anders''': Sometimes we talk like little girls. At least one of us...
->'''Troels''': Wha- How dare you! If anyone's the woman in this relationship it's you! You love romance and cry at movies constantly!
->'''Anders''': Says the man who just watched [[Film/JaneEyre Jean Aya]] and didn't like the [[Film/PrideAndPrejudice Pride and Prejudice series]] because he prefers the movie Mr. Darcy.
->'''Troels''': '''[[BerserkButton Jane Eyre!! Say it fucking right!!]]'''
-->--'''Anders Holm''' and '''Troels Overgaard''' from the Danish podcast ''Movie Talk'' sum up their relationship.

->''"They are not a couple, or even gay for that matter. Just very, very Danish."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Humon}}''' [[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Movie-Talk-472659973 on]] the above quote.

->''"People with good taste in television might recognize Mike as the ridiculous cartoon of a man who went on to become the [[Series/AmericanGladiators American Gladiator]] named Thor and the American Gladiator named Titan. Mike is what sexy firemen use as ''their'' calendars."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

->''"In the first movie, Travolta plays a streetwise kid who likes to dance at discos on the weekend. In the sequel, he's a Broadway dancer who wears scraps of denim and rolls in grease before performances. This was what [[TheEighties the 1980s]] did to people."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-80s-music-videos/ on]] ''[[Film/SaturdayNightFever Staying Alive]]'' (1983)

->''"That guy is so gay, I'll bet you anything he's straight."''
-->-- '''Peter Dragon''' talking about a director, ''Series/{{Action}}''

->[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the [[SpaceX Space Skype]].\\
'''Freeza''': [[spoiler:Zarbon]], what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?\\
[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.\\
'''Freeza''': Well, ''I''... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?\\
[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.\\
'''Freeza''': Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind.\\
[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, you thought I was single?]]
-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''"Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!"''
-->--'''Zarbon''', ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Kai Abridged]]''

->'''Frasier''': Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that [[StraightGay you]] might be gay.\\
'''Tom''': Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight. \\
'''Frasier''': ...Thank you.
-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Barney:''' [Gay people] start something, then six months later everyone follows. It's like, now everyone gets manicures.\\
'''Ted:''' Yeah, I don't get manicures.\\
'''Barney:''' Okay then, like how, like getting your chest waxed.\\
'''Lily:''' ''(gasp)'' You get you chest waxed?
-->--''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Music/DepecheMode?\\
'''The Monarch''': Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!\\
'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the [=VH1=].\\
'''The Monarch''': But he's the guy from Music/DepecheMode! That's impossible!\\
'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Straight!\\
'''The Monarch''': ''Come on'', he's in Music/DepecheMode!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean."
-->--'''[[WholesomeCrossdresser Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]''', ''Series/TwinPeaks''

->'''Raj''': No, I'm not gay, if anything I'm metrosexual.\\
'''Dr. Koothrappali''': What's that?\\
'''Raj''': It means I like women as well as their skincare products.
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Transporter Malfunction"

->"I have a girlfriend now, myself, which is weird because Iím probably gay based on the way I act and behave and have walked and talked for 28 years. I think I was supposed to be gay. I think in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?' and it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?' and they were like, 'Oh man, well thisíll be a very interesting person. Thisíll be a very silly person.'"
-->--'''Creator/JohnMulaney'''
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