History Quotes / BrownNote

->He found the mouth of a well, and entered trough it, but he didn't went down inside it. He came back with a strange expression that never left his eyes.
-->--'''Robert E. Howard,''' ''The Escarlet Citatel''

->''[[Literature/TheUglyBarnacle "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End!"]]''

->[[DrunkOnTheDarkSide I revel in my]] [[EldritchAbomination irredeemable divinity]]. I inflict the meaningless agonies of the [[NamesToRunAwayFromRealFast Embryo Vats, the Howling Loom and the Narrow Spawn]]; contrive psychotropic plagues which culminate in complex ballets of ritual slaughter and synchronized mass suicide. Language reverts to its primal origins: a sonic carcinogen that literally devours brain tissue and nervous systems; a single conversation is sufficient to reduce its participants to comatose vegetables.

->The music you create is far from ordinary; it's the work of a mad Mozart. Those who listen to it in it's entirety are exposed to notes that are... subversive, you might call them. Subtly and mercilessly, [[EarWorm your work insinuates itself into the listener]], [[MindVirus roosting in their skulls, never fully leaving them]]. [[PokeInTheThirdEye Pity the poor monster who attunes himself to one of your recitals with]] [[SuperSenses Auspex]]...

'''[[StatlerAndWaldorf Statler]]:''' Worse! You try to write something similar!\\

->'''Loneliness + Alienation + Fear + Despair + Self-worth ÷ Mockery ÷ Condemnation ÷ Misunderstanding x Guilt x Shame x Failure x Judgment, n=y where y=Hope and n=Folly, Love=Lies, Life=Death, Self=''''''[+{{DARKSEID}}+]'''

->'''[[TheMuppetShow Waldorf]]:''' So, what happens if you read ''The King in Yellow''? [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Do you go insane]]? \\

-->--'''Scroll of Griselbrand''', a card in MagicTheGathering

'''Scroll of Griselbrand, a card in MagicTheGathering'''

-->--'''N106''', Bad Webcomics Wiki, on 'Look What I've Brought Home.'

->''"Surfing on the internet, I found a comic so horrific that reading it is a challenge to anyone's sanity. My mind went temporarily blind at the index just by the hideous drawing. It's like my own brain tried to prevent me from reading the comic. I persisted; I wanted to see how bad this could be.

->"And now I'm here… I've seen 'Look What I've Brought Home'

->"This comic is so bad, I could almost smell it. A stench of rotting flesh, diarrhea and pus, floating in a landfill. It was so bad, every page was a battle against my body to move on, an animal reflex against torture of this calibre. So bad, my doctor has certified that I got brain damage, heart palpitations, lung corrosion, and some mild cirrhosis, all from reading it.

->"I've 20 years less to live now. I can barely speak past gibberish. But you must know. You must be warned of this torment. Maybe then you'll resign to calmer activities, like listening to loud metal music while trying to sleep. [[Literature/DivineComedy ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.]]"''
-->--'''N106''', Bad Webcomics Wiki

'''[[ThoseTwoGuys Both]]:''' [[MemeticMutation Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]

-->'''[[TheMuppetShow Waldorf]]:''' So, what happens if you read ''The King in Yellow''? [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Do you go insane]]? \\

->''[[Literature/TheUglyBarnacle Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End!]]''
-->-- '''[[SpongebobSquarepants Patrick Star]]'''

-->'''[[TheMuppetShow Waldorf]]''': So, what happens if you read ''The King in Yellow''? [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Do you go insane]]? \\
'''[[StatlerAndWaldorf Statler]]''': Worse! You try to write something similar!\\
'''[[ThoseTwoGuys Both]]''': [[MemeticMutation Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]

->''[[TheUglyBarnacle Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End!]]''

->''[[TheUglyBarnacle Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died!]]''

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-->-- ''[=~8-Bit Theater~=]''