History Quotes / BFg

->''[[OhCrap Holy crap.]] [[WaveMotionGun That...]] is a big-ass gun.''

-->-- '''Cyanide''' on his Gatling gun, ''VideoGame/{{ARMA}} 3 Bullshittery''

-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

-->-- '''Progressive Boink''' [[https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960485/robliefeld2 on]] [[https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/X-Force_Vol_1_9?file=X-Force_Vol_1_9.jpg this]] ''ComicBook/XForce'' cover

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->MINE. Get your own wrist-breaker, Kerchak.
-->-- '''Schlock''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Sergeant:''' Captain, with all due respect, what's to like? Standing around being targets for bogies we're not allowed to kill?\\
'''Kerchak:''' Sergeant, I've seen the mercenary-issue goober guns. They're ''big''. Non-regulation big, even.\\
'''Sergeant:''' Oh?\\
'''Kerchak:''' (''grinning'') On cold nights you can fill the barrel with hot water and have yourself a bath.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->Speaking of which, you should now confiscate Lieutenant Piebald's pistol. It can shoot a hole in the world.
-->-- '''[[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20091106.html LOTA]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->The [[GatlingGood GAU-8 Avenger]] fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it's mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 "Warthog") whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.\\
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To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, ''I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds''.
-->-- '''Randall Munroe''', Webcomic/{{xkcd}}, ''Blog/WhatIf?''
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->"I think Cable should be holding a BIG gun on this cover."\\
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Liefeld you genius, you’ve done it again.

->''"Oh, shit, that's an anti-tank rifle. ''({{Beat}})'' [[OhCrap OH, SHIT, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!"]]''
-->--'''Jan Valentine''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->'''Clarence Boddicker:''' Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art bang bang!\\
'''Emil:''' '''I LIKE IT!'''
-->-- ''Film/RoboCop1987''

->''"I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and '''''THIS''''' is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->The [[GatlingGood GAU-8 Avenger]] fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it’s mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 “Warthog”) whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.\\
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To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, '''I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds'''.
-->-- '''Randall Munroe''', Webcomic/{{xkcd}} ''What If?''

->''"Now that's a hell of a gun."''
-->-- '''Splattered Guard''', ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux''

->''"If there is any one weapon that defines the the Imperium, it is the bolter. No other weapon combines high technology levels with such deliberate brutality, and no race would consider making it but mankind."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"'''MINE.''' Get your own wrist-breaker, Kerchak."''
-->-- '''Schlock''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Sergeant:''' Captain, with all due respect, what's to like? Standing around being targets for bogies we're not allowed to kill?\\
'''Kerchak:''' Sergeant, I've seen the mercenary-issue goober guns. They're ''big''. Non-regulation big, even.\\
'''Sergeant:''' Oh?\\
'''Kerchak:''' ''[grinning]'' On cold nights you can fill the barrel with hot water and have yourself a bath.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"Speaking of which, you should now confiscate Lieutenant Piebald's pistol. It can shoot a hole in the world."''
-->-- '''[[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20091106.html LOTA]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"We want this weapon to be like the 4th of July."''
-->-- '''Brian Allgeier,''' describing the [[http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/RYNO_V RYNO V]] of ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''

->''"We have the big guns!"''
-->-- '''Chinese Tank Hunter''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerGenerals''

->''"Say 'Hello' to my little friend!"''
-->-- '''Tony Montana''', ''Film/{{Scarface 1983}}''

->''"Wow; that is about thirty pounds of gun!"''
-->-- '''Kevin Murphy''', the Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

->''"The bigger the gun, the harder they fall!"''
-->-- '''Crew Chief''', ''VideoGame/ModNationRacers''

->''29. I cannot have any gun that requires me to continue the damage code on back.\\
112. If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, it doesn't go on the plane.\\
192. If the gun is best fired using the artillery skill, my character is not allowed to have it.\\
217. If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it.\\
589. If my gun on a scale of 1-10 is a 7, it's vetoed if that's the Richter scale.\\
1144. I cannot have any gun that lets me kill the villain without being in at least an adjacent county.\\
1587. There is no way the [[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Iteration X mage]] is going to make it through airport security.\\
1666. If it takes more than five minutes for the debris to stop falling, I need to pick a smaller gun.\\
2003. Any gun who's damage is best described in scientific notation is vetoed.\\
2067. Can't have a gun that can inflict lethal damage with just the bullet's windshear.''
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->'''Jamie:''' The M1 Garand has 150 grains[[note]]that's the weight of the bullet, just short of ten grams[[/note]], this [.50 cal] has 600 grains.\\
'''Adam:''' This will kill you, ''this'' kills you and everyone else in the room!
-->-- ''Series/MythBusters'', "Bulletproof Water"

->'''Herman Gluck''': He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!\\
'''Cop''': Who said this? Who?\\
'''Herman Gluck''': Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big fucking gun, that's who!
-->-- ''Film/InsideMan''

->'''''"TIME TO COMPENSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"'''''
-->-- '''[[TheBerserker Salvador the Gunzerker]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

'''Eleya:''' [[LampshadeHanging Don’t remember requisitioning that.]]\\

->''"No one could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a '''really big gun'''."''
-->-- [[PlayerCharacter The Vault Dweller's]] memoirs, from the ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 2}}'' manual

->''"Big whoop. I'm spooning a Barrett .50 Cal. I could kill a '''building'''."''
-->-- '''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->''"Big problems need big heroes - with even bigger guns!"''
-->-- Back [[UsefulNotes/RegionCoding PAL]] cover of ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''

->Oh daddy! Look at the size of that thing!
->That's what she said!!!
->I wonder if we can even carry that gun?
-->-- ''Videogames/{{Deadpool}}''

->''"No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts."''

->''"Big... [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]][[PunctuatedForEmphasis ... gun.]]"''

->''In his other hand a German-built ''Bigfukken'' rifle blazed mightily, its ejected cartridges smashing entire houses to kindling.''
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->''"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? [[ThisIsMyBoomstick This... is my boomstick]]! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"''
-->-- '''Ash Williams''', ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''

->''"I have travelled far and seen much. Yet nothing warms my heart so much as the sight of a gun so massive that its fury makes the very world tremble."''
-->-- '''Captain Darnath Lysander''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches LOVE cannons!'''
-->--'''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->''"The biggest problems with a BFG involve recoil, weight and ammunition. The Thunderhead sequence X14 A solves two of these difficulties and minimizes the third. Thus, this nasty SOB has become one of the most popular heavy-duty weapons in the Technocracy, a blessing for phallically-impaired enforcers of every convention."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Technomancer's Toolbox''

->''Then [[Videogame/MassEffect2 Kal’Reegar]] came around the corner opposite [[Videogame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSeries the Scrin]], having gained half his body-weight in gun.''
-->--''Fanfic/{{Renegade}}''

->'''Policeman:''' The kid's inside now; he's got a big gun.
->'''Detective:''' And a small future.

->'''Sol:''' What's that?
->'''Vinnie:''' This is a shotgun, son.
->'''Sol:''' It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
-->-- ''Film/{{Snatch}}''

->'''Twelfth Doctor:''' ''(after being fired on)'' Must be my friend.
->'''First Doctor:''' Why do you call him your friend?
->'''Twelfth Doctor:''' He's got a great big gun. Are you suggesting I insult him?

-->'''Cyanide:''' I wouldn't recommend shooting at me, because your gun goes 'pew pew' but my fucking gun goes- '''[[MoreDakka BBBBRRRRRRRR!]]'''
-->--Cyanide on his Gatling gun, Arma 3 bullshittery

1666. If if takes more than five minutes for the debris to stop falling, I need to pick a smaller gun.\\

-->-- Back [[RegionCoding PAL]] cover of ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''

-> ''"I have travelled far and seen much. Yet nothing warms my heart so much as the sight of a gun so massive that its fury makes the very world tremble."''

-->-- ''InsideMan''

->''"We have the [[FreudWasRight big guns]]!"''

1587. There is no way the [[MageTheAscension Iteration X mage]] is going to make it through airport security.\\

-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

->'''Clarence Boddicker:''' "Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art bang bang!"\\
'''Emil:''' "'''I LIKE IT!'''"

->I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and '''''THIS''''' is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.

->Now that's a hell of a gun.

->'''Motoko:''' "What the hell did you use?"\\
'''Batou:''' "Your standard-issue big gun."

-> If there is any one weapon that defines the the Imperium, it is the bolter. No other weapon combines high technology levels with such deliberate brutality, and no race would consider making it but mankind.

->''MINE.'' Get your own wrist-breaker, Kerchak.
-->-- '''Schlock:''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-> Speaking of which, you should now confiscate Lieutenant Piebald's pistol. It can shoot a hole in the world.

->We want this weapon to be like the 4th of July.

->We have the [[FreudWasRight big guns]]!

->Say 'Hello' to my little friend!

->Wow; that is about thirty pounds of gun!

->The bigger the gun, the harder they fall!

->'''Yelena:''' I wanted the '''BIG''' gun...\\

'''Yelena:''' Because I'm a '''girl'''?\\

->No one could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a ''really big gun''.

->"Big whoop. I'm spooning a Barrett .50 Cal. I could kill a ''building''."
-->'''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->Big problems need big heroes - with even bigger guns!
-->Back [[RegionCoding PAL]] cover of ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''

-->--'''Sarge''' as he picks up the TropeNamer, ''Film/{{Doom}}''

->The biggest problems with a BFG involve recoil, weight and ammunition. The Thunderhead sequence X14 A solves two of these difficulties and minimizes the third. Thus, this nasty SOB has become one of the most popular heavy-duty weapons in the Technocracy, a blessing for phallically-impaired enforcers of every convention.
-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Technomancer's Toolbox''

->We have [[FreudWasRight big guns]]

->My Gun... [[FreudWasRight Is Large.]]
-->-- '''[[TankGoodness Overlord Tank]]''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerGenerals''

->In his other hand a German-built ''Bigfukken'' rifle blazed mightily, its ejected cartridges smashing entire houses to kindling.
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

-->--'''Captain Darnath Lysander''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''