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3[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
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5->'''Motoko:''' What the hell did you use?\
6'''Batou:''' Your standard-issue Big Gun.
7-->-- ''Anime/GhostInTheShell''
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11[[folder:Comic Books]]
12
13->''My cause is just... my will is strong... and my gun is very, very large.''
14-->-- '''Doomguy''' as he picks up the TropeNamer, ''ComicBook/{{Doom}}''
15
16->'''Yelena:''' I wanted the ''BIG'' gun...\
17'''Gun store clerk:''' No offense, miss, but that weapon would've broken your back the first time you fired it.\
18'''Yelena:''' Because I'm a ''girl''?\
19'''Clerk:''' No. Because it's designed for use by people with two backup spines.
20-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''
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22
23[[folder:Fan Works]]
24-> '''[[TheCaptain Captain Kanril Eleya]]:''' Tess, what the ''[[PardonMyKlingon phekk]]'' is that?\
25'''[[NumberOne Commander Tesjha Phohl]]:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' Phased polaron minigun.\
26'''Eleya:''' [[LampshadeHanging Don't remember requisitioning that.]]\
27'''Tess:''' Bought it from a Ferengi trader while we were at [=DS9=]. He supposedly got it from the Dosi.\
28'''Eleya:''' You really think we’ll need that SAW?\
29'''[[TheSmartGuy Commander Birail Riyannis]]:''' Says the woman carrying a {{grenade launcher}}.
30-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch|STO}}''
31
32->Then [[Videogame/MassEffect2 Kal'Reegar]] came around the corner opposite [[Videogame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSeries the Scrin]], having gained half his body-weight in gun.
33-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Renegade}}''
34
35->''Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches LOVE cannons!''
36-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
37
38->''[[DullSurprise Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle.]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[OhCrap OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!]]''
39-->-- '''Jan Valentine''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', upon seeing the Harkonnen in action.
40
41->In his other hand a German-built ''Bigfukken'' rifle blazed mightily, its ejected cartridges smashing entire houses to kindling.
42-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
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45[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
46->''Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? [[ThisIsMyBoomstick This... is my BOOMSTICK]]! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!''
47-->-- '''Ash Williams''', ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''
48
49->''No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts.''
50-->-- '''Mr. Freeze'''. ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''
51
52->''Big... [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]][[PunctuatedForEmphasis ... gun.]]''
53-->-- '''Sarge''' as he picks up the TropeNamer, ''Film/{{Doom}}''
54
55->''Now that's a hell of a gun.''
56-->-- '''Guard Splattered Across Wall''', ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux''
57
58->'''Herman Gluck''': He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!\
59'''Cop''': Who said this? Who?\
60'''Herman Gluck''': Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big fucking gun, that's who!
61-->-- ''Film/InsideMan''
62
63->'''Clarence Boddicker:''' Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art bang bang!\
64'''Emil:''' '''I LIKE IT!'''
65-->-- ''Film/{{RoboCop|1987}}''
66
67->''Say "Hello" to my little friend!''
68-->-- '''Tony Montana''', ''Film/{{Scarface| 1983}}''
69
70->'''Sol:''' What's that?\
71'''Vinnie:''' ''This'' is a shotgun, Sol.\
72'''Sol:''' It's a fucking ''anti-aircraft'' gun, Vincent!\
73'''Vinnie:''' [[WeaponForIntimidation Yeah. I want to raise pulses, don't I]]?\
74'''Sol:''' [[AwesomeButImpractical You'll raise ''hell'', never mind pulses]]!
75-->-- ''Film/{{Snatch}}''
76
77->'''Policeman:''' The kid's inside now. He's got a big gun.\
78'''Detective:''' And a small future.
79-->-- ''Film/TheStoneKiller''
80
81->''"Look, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot... but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets."''
82-->--'''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''', ''Film/Hellboy2004''
83
84->'''Armourer:''' A-3, high-powered, semiautomatic.
85->'''Durkin:''' Something bigger.
86->'''Armourer:''' What? Does the Chief know you're down here?
87->'''Durkin:''' [[GonnaNeedMoreX We need big guns.]] [[MadnessMantra Big, big fucking guns.]]
88->'''Armourer:''' What the hell's he on?
89->'''Stone:''' [[GRatedDrug Chocolate.]]
90->'''Armourer:''' Chocolate?
91->'''Durkin:''' ''(examining WallOfWeapons)'' Arwen grenade launcher...Calico high-capacity 9mm helical mag...[=SA80=]. Too fucking small! ''(takes a [[GatlingGood six-barreled]] shotgun down from the wall)'' Wow!
92->'''Armourer:''' No! That's an assault shotgun, fully automatic.
93->'''Durkin:''' Yeah!
94->'''Armourer:''' Listen, that fires 650 rounds a minute. ''(sees Stone taking one for himself)'' What do you need two for? What-the-fuck ''is'' this thing you're after--a Sherman tank? ''(Stone picks up a grenade that starts flashing red and beeping ominously)'' No, that's a Megatron flash grenade! You could clear the jungle with one of these things!
95-->-- ''Film/SplitSecond1992''
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99[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
100->'''Twelfth Doctor:''' ''(after being fired on)'' Must be my friend. \
101'''First Doctor:''' Why do you call him your friend? \
102'''Twelfth Doctor:''' He's got a great big gun. Are you suggesting I insult him?
103-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Twice Upon A Time"
104
105->'''Jamie:''' The M1 Garand has 150 grains[[note]]that's the weight of the bullet, just short of ten grams[[/note]], this [.50 cal] has 600 grains.\
106'''Adam:''' This will kill you, ''this'' kills you and everyone else in the room!
107-->-- ''Series/MythBusters'', "Bulletproof Water"
108
109->''"The 'B' stands for big, the 'G' stands for gun, and [[PrecisionFStrike you can fill in the rest]]."''
110-->--'''High Score''', on [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} the trope namer.]]
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113[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
114->''I have travelled far and seen much. Yet nothing warms my heart so much as the sight of a gun so massive that its fury makes the very world tremble.''
115-->-- '''Captain Darnath Lysander''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
116
117->If there is any one weapon that defines the the Imperium, it is the bolter. No other weapon combines high technology levels with such deliberate brutality, and no race would consider making it but mankind.
118-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
119
120->The biggest problems with a BFG involve recoil, weight and ammunition. The Thunderhead sequence X14 A solves two of these difficulties and minimizes the third. Thus, this nasty SOB has become one of the most popular heavy-duty weapons in the Technocracy, a blessing for [[CompensatingForSomething phallically-impaired]] enforcers of every convention.
121-->-- ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Technomancer's Toolbox''
122[[/folder]]
123
124[[folder:Video Games]]
125->''"It ain't a gun if it don't weigh at least one hundred pounds!"''
126-->--'''The Gunner''', ''Videogame/DeepRockGalactic''
127
128->''Try not to die when firing this beast.''
129-->-- Warning label on the side of the Gauss Cannon, ''VideoGame/Doom2016''
130
131->''[[AC:[[OhCrap Danger. All Personnel evacuate to Mars surface.]] [[PlayerCharacter The Slayer]] has control of the BFG. Repeat: The Slayer has the BFG.]]''
132-->--''Videogame/DoomEternal''
133
134->''TIME TO COMPENSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!''
135-->-- '''[[TheBerserker Salvador the Gunzerker]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''
136
137->''[[OhCrap Holy crap.]] [[WaveMotionGun That]]... is a big-ass gun.''
138-->-- '''Brick''', upon realizing the [[KillerRobot BNK-3R]] is packing one of these, ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''
139
140->''We have the big guns!''
141-->-- '''Chinese Tank Hunter''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerGenerals''
142
143->Oh daddy! Look at the size of that thing!\
144''That's what she said!!!''\
145I wonder if we can even carry that gun?
146-->-- '''VideoGame/{{Deadpool}}'''
147
148->''No one could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a ''really big gun''.''
149-->-- '''[[PlayerCharacter The Vault Dweller's]]''' memoirs, from the ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 2}}'' manual
150
151->''Have you seen what one of those anti-materiel rifles can do to a [[TheJuggernaut deathclaw]]?''
152-->-- '''Gun Runner Guard''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''
153
154->''The bigger the gun, the harder they fall!''
155-->-- '''Crew Chief''', ''VideoGame/ModNationRacers''
156
157->''We want this weapon to be like the 4th of July.''
158-->-- '''Brian Allgeier,''' describing the [[http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/RYNO_V RYNO V]] of ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''
159
160->''Big problems need big heroes - with even bigger guns!''
161-->-- Back [[UsefulNotes/RegionCoding PAL]] cover of ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''
162
163->''I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and THIS is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two-hundred-dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for ''twelve seconds.
164-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
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167[[folder:Web Original]]
168->''I wouldn't recommend shooting at me, because your gun goes 'pew pew' but my fucking gun goes- [[MoreDakka BBBBRRRRRRRR!]]''
169-->-- '''[[WebVideo/SovietWomble Cyanide]]''' on his Gatling gun, ''VideoGame/{{ARMA}} 3 Bullshittery''
170
171->''Wow; that is about thirty pounds of gun!''
172-->-- '''Kevin Murphy''', the Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''
173
174->''"I think ComicBook/{{Cable}} should be holding a BIG gun on this cover."\
175Well yeah he usually is.\
176"Pffffft, no, I mean a REALLY big gun."\
177wait how big\
178"Well something like this"\
179''draws an artistic representation of excess''\
180[[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] you genius, you’ve done it again.''
181-->-- '''Progressive Boink''' on [[https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/X-Force_Vol_1_9?file=X-Force_Vol_1_9.jpg this]] ''ComicBook/XForce'' cover, "[[https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960485/robliefeld2 The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings]]
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183->29. I cannot have any gun that requires me to continue the damage code on back.\
184112. If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, it doesn't go on the plane.\
185192. If the gun is best fired using the artillery skill, my character is not allowed to have it.\
186217. If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it.\
187589. If my gun on a scale of 1-10 is a 7, it's vetoed if that's the Richter scale.\
1881144. I cannot have any gun that lets me kill the villain without being in at least an adjacent county.\
1891587. There is no way the [[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Iteration X mage]] is going to make it through airport security.\
1901666. If it takes more than five minutes for the debris to stop falling, I need to pick a smaller gun.\
1912003. Any gun who's damage is best described in scientific notation is vetoed.\
1922067. Can't have a gun that can inflict lethal damage with just the bullet's windshear.
193-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''
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195
196[[folder:Webcomics]]
197->''MINE. Get your own wrist-breaker, Kerchak.''
198-->-- '''Schlock''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
199
200->'''Sergeant:''' Captain, with all due respect, what's to like? Standing around being targets for bogies we're not allowed to kill?\
201'''Kerchak:''' Sergeant, I've seen the mercenary-issue goober guns.[[note]]They fire non-lethal sticky rounds; usually used for incapacitation purposes when you want the target(s) alive.[[/note]] They're ''big''. Non-regulation big, even.\
202'''Sergeant:''' Oh?\
203'''Kerchak:''' (''grinning'') On cold nights you can fill the barrel with hot water and have yourself a bath.
204-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
205
206->''Speaking of which, you should now confiscate Lieutenant Piebald's pistol. It can shoot a hole in the world.''
207-->-- '''[[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20091106.html LOTA]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
208
209->The [[GatlingGood GAU-8 Avenger]] fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it's mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 "Warthog") whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.\
210\
211To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, ''I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds''.
212-->-- '''Randall Munroe''', Webcomic/{{xkcd}}, ''Blog/WhatIf''
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214
215[[folder:Western Animation]]
216->''Big whoop. I'm spooning a Barrett .50 Cal. I could kill a ''building.
217-->-- '''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''
218[[/folder]]
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