Quotes: BFG

Clarence Boddicker: "Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art bang bang!"
Emil: "I LIKE IT!"

I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and THIS is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.

The GAU-8 Avenger fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it’s mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 “Warthog”) whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.

To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds.
Randall Munroe, xkcd What If?

Now that's a hell of a gun.
Splattered Guard, Hot Shots! Part Deux

Motoko: "What the hell did you use?"
Batou: "Your standard-issue big gun."

If there is any one weapon that defines the the Imperium, it is the bolter. No other weapon combines high technology levels with such deliberate brutality, and no race would consider making it but mankind.

MINE. Get your own wrist-breaker, Kerchak.
Schlock:, Schlock Mercenary

Sergeant: Captain, with all due respect, what's to like? Standing around being targets for bogies we're not allowed to kill?
Kerchak: Sergeant, I've seen the mercenary-issue goober guns. They're big. Non-regulation big, even.
Sergeant: Oh?
Kerchak: [grinning] On cold nights you can fill the barrel with hot water and have yourself a bath.

Speaking of which, you should now confiscate Lieutenant Piebald's pistol. It can shoot a hole in the world.

We want this weapon to be like the 4th of July.
Brian Allgeier, describing the RYNO V of Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack In Time

Say 'Hello' to my little friend!
Tony Montana, Scarface (1983)

Wow; that is about thirty pounds of gun!
Kevin Murphy, the Rifftrax of Raiders of the Lost Ark

The bigger the gun, the harder they fall!
Crew Chief, ModNation Racers

29. I cannot have any gun that requires me to continue the damage code on back.
112. If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, it doesn't go on the plane.
192. If the gun is best fired using the artillery skill, my character is not allowed to have it.
217. If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it.
589. If my gun on a scale of 1-10 is a 7, it's vetoed if that's the Richter scale.
1144. I cannot have any gun that lets me kill the villain without being in at least an adjacent county.
1587. There is no way the Iteration X mage is going to make it through airport security.
1666. If if takes more than five minutes for the debris to stop falling, I need to pick a smaller gun.
2003. Any gun who's damage is best described in scientific notation is vetoed.
2067. Can't have a gun that can inflict lethal damage with just the bullet's windshear.

* Points to M1 Garand round* This kills you.'' * Points to .50 cal round* This kills you and everyone else in the room!
Adam Savage, MythBusters

Yelena: I wanted the BIG gun...
Gun store clerk: No offense, miss, but that weapon would've broken your back the first time you fired it.
Yelena: Because I'm a girl?
Clerk: No. Because it's designed for use by people with two backup spines.

Herman Gluck: He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!
Cop: Who said this? Who?
Herman Gluck: Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big fucking gun, that's who!


Captain Kanril Eleya: Tess, what the phekk is that?
Commander Tesjha Phohl: (matter-of-factly) Phased polaron minigun.
Eleya: Don’t remember requisitioning that.
Tess: Bought it from a Ferengi trader while we were at DS9. He supposedly got it from the Dosi.
Eleya: You really think we’ll need that SAW?
Commander Birail Riyannis: Says the woman carrying a grenade launcher.

No one could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a really big gun.
The Vault Dweller's memoirs, from the Fallout 2 manual

"Big whoop. I'm spooning a Barrett .50 Cal. I could kill a building."
Sterling Archer, Archer

Big problems need big heroes - with even bigger guns!

Oh daddy! Look at the size of that thing!
That's what she said!!!
I wonder if we can even carry that gun?

"No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts."
Mr. Freeze. Batman & Robin

"Big... fucking... gun."
Sarge as he picks up the Trope Namer, Doom

In his other hand a German-built Bigfukken rifle blazed mightily, its ejected cartridges smashing entire houses to kindling.
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
Ash Williams, Army of Darkness

"I have travelled far and seen much. Yet nothing warms my heart so much as the sight of a gun so massive that its fury makes the very world tremble."
Captain Darnath Lysander, Warhammer 40,000