Clarence Boddicker: "Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art bang bang!"
"The GAU-8 Avenger fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it’s mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 “Warthog”) whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.
To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds."
— Randall Munroe
, xkcd What If?
"Now that's a hell of a gun."
"What the hell did you use?" Batou:
"Your standard-issue big gun."
If there is any one weapon that defines the the Imperium, it is the bolter. No other weapon combines high technology levels with such delibrate brutality, and no race would consider making it but mankind.
Kerchak: Colonel, the non-lethal weapons are tiny. It's embarrassing.
Jaksmouth: I've seen the weapons the mercenaries are using. They're big. Non-regulation big, even.
Kerchak: Oh yeah?
On cold nights, you can fill it up with hot water and have yourself a bath.
Speaking of which, you should now confiscate Lieutenant Piebald's pistol. It can shoot a hole in the world.
We want this weapon to be like the 4th of July.
''"Say 'Hello' to my little friend!
Wow; that is about thirty pounds of gun!
"The bigger the gun, the harder they fall!"
29. I cannot have any gun that requires me to continue the damage code on back.
112. If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, it doesn't go on the plane.
192. If the gun is best fired using the artillery skill, my character is not allowed to have it.
217. If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it.
589. If my gun on a scale of 1-10 is a 7, it's vetoed if that's the Richter scale.
1144. I cannot have any gun that lets me kill the villain without being in at least an adjacent county.
1587. There is no way the Iteration X mage is going to make it through airport security.
1666. If if takes more than five minutes for the debris to stop falling, I need to pick a smaller gun.
2003. Any gun who's damage is best described in scientific notation is vetoed.
2067. Can't have a gun that can inflict lethal damage with just the bullet's windshear.
* Points to M1 Garand round* This kills you.
* Points to .50 cal round* This kills you and everyone else in the room!
Yelena: I wanted the BIG gun...
Gun store clerk: No offense, miss, but that weapon would've broken your back the first time you fired it.
Yelena: Because I'm a girl?
Clerk: No. Because it's designed for use by people with two backup spines.
: He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies! Cop
: Who said this? Who? Herman Gluck
: Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big fucking gun, that's who!
"TIME TO COMPENSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"
No one could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a really big gun
"Big whoop. I'm spooning a Barrett .50 Cal. I could kill a building
Big problems need big heroes - with even bigger guns!
Oh daddy! Look at the size of that thing!
That's what she said!!!
I wonder if we can even carry that gun?
"No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts."
In his other hand a German-built Bigfukken
rifle blazed mightily, its ejected cartridges smashing entire houses to kindling.
— Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space