History Quotes / ArsonMurderAndJayWalking

-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/{{Doctor Who}}'', "Ghost Light'"

-->--'''Owen,''' ''TotalDramaIsland,'' "Camp Castaways"

-->'''Barney:''' "Those creatures out there, and not a living human to be seen. This whole town is gonna be like that. You want my opinion, sir? This mission is fubar. We are up shitcreek without a paddle. I miss my mommy."

-->-- '''Barney:''' "Those creatures out there, and not a living human to be seen. This whole town is gonna be like that. You want my opinion, sir? This mission is fubar. We are up shitcreek without a paddle. I miss my mommy."

->'''''Grand Larceny:''' 4 points. We use this as a catchall for players being involved in crime so outrageous and well-planned it can only be described as 'nefarious,' '[[ConsummateProfessional professional]],' or 'legislation.'''

->''"I am Robotnik! I say what I want! I say pingas! I say pussy! I say butt! I say crud and sludge!"''

->''"I'm all alone! Adrift at sea! ''...Without breakfast."''

->''"I'm all alone! Adrift at sea! ''Without breakfast!"'' [[hottip:*:If he thinks ''this'' is bad, he hasn't seen anything yet.]]
-->--''TotalDramaIsland''

-->[[YouTubePoop ''Robotnik Says the N-word'']]

--> '''{{Dexter}}''', ''Dearly Devoted Dexter''

'''[[SmallNameBigEgo Thundercracker]]''', ''TransformersAnimated''

-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''{{Doctor Who}}'', "Ghost Light'"

-->--'''[[TedBaxter Thundercracker]]''', ''TransformersAnimated''

->''"[[HannibalLecture [...]]] I hate your kind of slave! A little stupid college girl who's trying to find her sexuality... An asshole cunt that thinks being a slave is just a little role-playing!!! The kind of bitch that thinks she can manipulate a man by giving him the kind of sex he likes. '''But above all, [[{{beat}} ...]] I hate blondes!"''
-->--'''Miss Orchid''' to Vanessa the [[CaptainObvious blonde]] SexySecretary, ''[[OrchidGarden Orchid Garden Part II]]''

-> ''"Here are the rules of Judaism as I understand them. One, thou shalt not kill. Two, thou shalt not commit adultery. Three, don't eat pork."''
-->-- '''Jon Stewart'''

-->''Robotnik Says the N-word''

-->--'''The DSM Diagnostic Criteria for Paraphilia Not Otherwise Specified''', ''MP Kafka''

->'''The Doctor''': My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters, and you don't like my tie.
-->-- '''{{Doctor Who}}''', ''Ghost Light''

->I couldn't see how anyone could claim to love children in the generic any more that anyone could credibly claim to love people in a sufficiently sweeping sense as to embrace Pol Pot, DonRickles, and an upstairs neighbor who does 2,000 jumping jacks at three in the morning.

->"I say we castrate him with a fork, then tie him to a cactus and play pinata with his entrails!"
->"I say we eviscerate him with a sawblade, then laugh at his misfortune and play in his blood!"
->"I say we trick him into having sex with a transsexual prostitute, then laugh at his misfortune!"
->"I say we strap him to a workbench, pour honey on his genitals, then fire ants, and watch as he ''slowly dies as insects bite away his flesh.''"
->"I say we get a vat of liquid nitrogen, put his hand in there, wait until it freezes over, then claw it out with a hammer!"
->"...I say we kill him."
-->--'''Bennet the Sage''', ''{{Kickassia}}'' [[HilariousOuttakes blooper reel]]

-->Separate yourself from vain and foolish friends who turn you to atheism, worldliness, competitive sports, and false religions.
-->--'''[[http://dailymorality.com Daily Morality]]'''

-->-- ''WWESmackdown'' 21-May-2010

->[[ThisCannotBe Impossible!]] You cannot defeat me! You are not worthy! You are inferior! And [[PreAssKickingOneLiner your joke]] stinks!

->[[OurVampiresAreDifferent Holy water, a couple cloves of garlic,]] [[TheFairFolk vials of salt, and iron filings]] filled the basket, intended to be door prizes for anything that showed up in an attempt to suck my blood, carry me off to faerieland, or sell me stale cookies.

->''I bet they grow their hair into little horns, and they offer live sacrifices to appease their Naked Master. And they don't let you have a television in your room.''
-->--'''Robin''', theorizing on the exact nature of [[ComedicSociopath Mike's]] parents in ''{{Shortpacked}}''!

->''I'm all alone! Adrift at sea! '''Without breakfast!!''''' [[hottip:*:If he thinks ''this'' is bad, he hasn't seen anything yet.]]
-->--'''TotalDramaIsland'''

->''...on Telephone Scatologia, Necrophilia, Zoophilia, Urophilia, Coprophilia, and Partialism... Partialism... characterized as sexually arousing fantasies, urges and sexual behaviors with an exclusive focus on part of the (human) body...''

->[[HannibalLecture [...]]] ''I hate your kind of slave! A little stupid college girl who's trying to find her sexuality... An asshole cunt that thinks being a slave is just a little role-playing!!! The kind of bitch that thinks she can manipulate a man by giving him the kind of sex he likes. '''But above all, [[{{beat}} ...]] I HATE BLONDES!!!'''''
-->--'''Miss Orchid''' to '''Vanessa''' the [[CaptainObvious blonde]] SexySecretary, ''OrchidGarden'' part II

-> In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.

->'''The Doctor''': My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters and you don't like my tie.

->I couldn't see how anyone could claim to love children in the generic any more that anyone could credibly claim to love people in a sufficiently sweeping sense as to embrace Pol Pot , DonRickles, and an upstairs neighbor who does 2,000 jumping jacks at three in the morning.

->''I'm all alone! Adrift at sea! '''Without breakfast!!'''''

->[[HannibalLecture [...] ]] ''I hate your kind of slave! A little stupid college girl who's trying to find her sexuality... An asshole cunt that thinks being a slave is just a little role-playing!!! The kind of bitch that thinks she can manipulate a man by giving him the kind of sex he likes. '''But above all,[[{{beat}} ... ]] I HATE BLONDES!!!'''''

-->--[[http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm Hundreds of proofs of God's existance,#10]]

->''"We've fought evil ninjas, evil robots, evil monsters... but cancelling my SaturdayMorningCartoons?! That's the evillest evil ever!"''