Kurt: That coked-up prick is gonna ruin Pellett Chemicals. He's just gonna fire everyone!
Dale: She stood there with her breasts right in my face!
Kurt: ...You know, yours doesn't sound that bad.
Larry King: Tracey Jordan - saying three serious things, and then a joke.
Christian: Well, for starters, Bret "The Hitman" Hart... The Mountie, he's huge in these parts... The Brooklyn Brawler... Jared, the Subway guy...
Vickie: Oh, please...
Christian: And Lester, the guy who loves chicken!
Vickie: ... Who's Lester?
Christian: Actually, I don't even know who Lester is, but he loves chicken!