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* In ''Film/WeCanBeHeroes'', Missy's abuela trained the current team of superheroes, and when their kids show up needing help rescuing their parents, she trains them too. And she's still perfectly capable of bringing the adult superheroes to heel.

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* In ''Film/WeCanBeHeroes'', ''Film/WeCanBeHeroes2020'', Missy's abuela trained the current team of superheroes, and when their kids show up needing help rescuing their parents, she trains them too. And she's still perfectly capable of bringing the adult superheroes to heel.
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* Betty van Heusen from ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''. She personally sent two veterans-turned-criminals running with the help of her shotgun (granted, they were [[StupidCrooks Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy]]), and even stated the cliched NRA {{catch phrase}}: "[I'll give you my gun] from my cold, dead hands!"

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* Betty van Heusen from ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''. She personally sent two veterans-turned-criminals running with the help of her shotgun (granted, they were [[StupidCrooks Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy]]), and even stated the cliched NRA {{catch phrase}}: catchphrase: "[I'll give you my gun] from my cold, dead hands!"
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* Granny Clampett of ''Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies''. None of them were wimps, but Granny was one of the toughest scrappers in the whole family. And you don't want her shooting at you, whether it's buckshot or [[EdibleAmmunition rock-salt and bacon rind]]. Mr. Milburn Drysdale the banker found out ''[[ShotInTheAss the hard way]]'' in England... pretending to be a [[BedsheetGhost ghost]]. Lucky for him, it was the rock-salt and bacon rind ammo!

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* Granny Clampett of ''Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies''. None of them were wimps, but Granny was one of the toughest scrappers in the whole family. And you don't want her shooting at you, whether it's buckshot or [[EdibleAmmunition rock-salt and bacon rind]]. Mr. Milburn Drysdale the banker found out ''[[ShotInTheAss the hard way]]'' in England... pretending to be a [[BedsheetGhost ghost]]. Lucky for him, it was the rock-salt and bacon rind ammo!ammo! There is an episode where she fights a boxing kangaroo. And wins.
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* Jon's grandma in ''WesternAnimation/{{Garfield}}'', who can punch the wind out of him in the Christmas special, and rides a motorcycle in the Thanksgiving special.

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* Jon's grandma in ''WesternAnimation/{{Garfield}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Garfield|Specials}}'', who can punch the wind out of him in the Christmas special, and rides a motorcycle in the Thanksgiving special.
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** Sophia is arguably the toughest of the four girls, as she's reached peak ScrewPolitenessImASenior levels. Whether she's beating up a two-timing boyfriend with her purse, putting Sicilian curses on her neighbors, or attacking kids on Halloween (although in her own words, "it was dark and I was unaware of this Ninja Turtle craze"), you do NOT want to get on her bad side.

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** Sophia is arguably the toughest of the four girls, as she's reached peak ScrewPolitenessImASenior levels. Whether she's beating up a two-timing boyfriend with her purse, purse (backed up by her barely younger sister), putting Sicilian curses on her neighbors, or attacking kids on Halloween (although in her own words, "it was dark and I was unaware of this Ninja Turtle craze"), you do NOT want to get on her bad side.
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* ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'': All four main characters are grandmothers, while Sophia is old enough to be a ''great''-grandmother. But all of them are also spry, active, and not afraid to deliver verbal and, on rare occasions, physical smackdowns on anyone who messes with them, [[TrueCompanions each other]], or [[MamaBear their children.]]
** Dorothy's probably the wittiest and most intelligent of the group, which usually manifests as [[DeadpanSnarker sarcasm and quips.]] She's also a master of [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "The Reason You Suck" Speeches]], telling off a chauvinistic doctor who dismissed her concerns and Barbara Thorndyke, a [[RichBitch snooty and bigoted author]] who talks down to her friends and supports an antisemitic club. In "Ladies of the Evening," Dorothy even manages to intimidate a tough-talking prostitute into backing down.
** Rose is usually TheDitz of the group, but she effortlessly overpowers a man she thought was trying to rob her (it turns out he was just a parking attendant trying to return her keys, but it's the thought that counts) and catches a sexually harrassing dentist in the act, promising to report him and holding him off with a mouth sprayer, of all things. She also defeats the EnfanteTerrible holding her beloved teddy bear hostage by grabbing the toy and shoving the kid out the door.
** In one episode, Blanche attends a pro-dolphin protest, and when a fisherman tries roughing up the group, she lays him out with a single punch. In another, she outwits two teenage delinquents and guarantees that they'll be caught for trying to cash a bad check.
** Sophia is arguably the toughest of the four girls, as she's reached peak ScrewPolitenessImASenior levels. Whether she's beating up a two-timing boyfriend with her purse, putting Sicilian curses on her neighbors, or attacking kids on Halloween (although in her own words, "it was dark and I was unaware of this Ninja Turtle craze"), you do NOT want to get on her bad side.
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* Sasie Sealy's independent 2019 comedy ''[[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/lucky-grandma-movie-review-2020 Lucky Grandma]]'' stars [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsai_Chin_(actress) Tsai Chin]] (yes, [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice that]] [[Film/CasinoRoyale Tsai Chin]]) as a stubbornly independent, chain smoking old crone who could be the Trope Maker. Pissed off at her dead husband for leaving her less than $1800 after the pair's lifetime of hard work, she takes it all to a casino, winning big -- but then losing it all. On the bus home, her seatmate dies in his sleep, and she quietly makes off with his travel case with its massive amount of cash. Next thing she knows, the New York Chinese Mafia pays her a call -- and this is where the story really starts.

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* Sasie Sealy's independent 2019 comedy ''[[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/lucky-grandma-movie-review-2020 Lucky Grandma]]'' stars [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsai_Chin_(actress) Tsai Chin]] (yes, [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice that]] [[Film/CasinoRoyale [[Film/CasinoRoyale2006 Tsai Chin]]) as a stubbornly independent, chain smoking old crone who could be the Trope Maker. Pissed off at her dead husband for leaving her less than $1800 after the pair's lifetime of hard work, she takes it all to a casino, winning big -- but then losing it all. On the bus home, her seatmate dies in his sleep, and she quietly makes off with his travel case with its massive amount of cash. Next thing she knows, the New York Chinese Mafia pays her a call -- and this is where the story really starts.
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* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'': In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ4XxCuF33M "Exorcism"]], a teenage girl is [[DemonicPossession possessed by a demon]] who makes short work of the priest trying to cast him out. However, the creature is no match for Mrs. Shaw, the elderly SassyBlackWoman who lives one floor above and is determined to get a good night's sleep. Mrs. Shaw [[NoSell effortlessly shuts down the demon's powers]] and exorcises it in a matter of minutes, explaining that she works as a crossing guard at an elementary school for forty years and thus has no fear whatsoever ("Every day I am the only thing stopping 300 mean fifth-graders from gettin' sent straight to Hell by a UPS truck").

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* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'': In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ4XxCuF33M "Exorcism"]], a teenage girl is [[DemonicPossession possessed by a demon]] who makes short work of the priest trying to cast him it out. However, the creature is no match for Mrs. Shaw, the elderly SassyBlackWoman who lives one floor above and is determined to get a good night's sleep. Mrs. Shaw [[NoSell effortlessly shuts down the demon's powers]] and exorcises it in a matter of minutes, explaining that she works as a crossing guard at an elementary school for forty years and thus has no fear whatsoever ("Every day I am the only thing stopping 300 mean fifth-graders from gettin' sent straight to Hell by a UPS truck").
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* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'': In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ4XxCuF33M "Exorcism"]], a teenage girl is [[DemonicPossession possessed by a demon]] who makes short work of the priest trying to cast him out. However, the creature is no match for Mrs. Shaw, the elderly SassyBlackWoman who lives one floor above and is determined to get a good night's sleep. Mrs. Shaw [[NoSell effortlessly shuts down the demon's powers]] and exorcises it in a matter of minutes, explaining that she works as a crossing guard at an elementary school for forty years and thus has no fear whatsoever ("Every day I am the only thing stopping 300 mean fifth-graders from gettin' sent straight to Hell by a UPS truck").
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** On 'Series/{{Emergency}} episode "That Time of Year" an old lady flips and disables a self-defense instructor. After he is taken away to Rampart, she takes over as instructor.
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** There's an escort quest in Highmountain where you get to walk Ethel Waterwise, an elderly Tauren lady, over a narrow bridge across a chasm to see her grandson. Apparently, her eyesight and hearing are so bad she can't move unless you stay very close to her... however, she is perfectly able to simply shoo away a gigantic elite bird beast.
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* Queen Elizard from ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex'' plays the electric guitar, is a complete and total BunnyEarsLawyer and has a sword that makes her as powerful as ArchangelMichael within the borders of England.

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* Queen Elizard from ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex'' ''Literature/ACertainMagicalIndex'' plays the electric guitar, is a complete and total BunnyEarsLawyer and has a sword that makes her as powerful as ArchangelMichael within the borders of England.



* BT's grandma, from ''Manga/CoolShockBT''. What she lacks in physical shape (she doesn't leave the house often), she makes up in {{Magnificent Bastard}}ry. For example, she delibelately left around the pamphlet for a dinosaur exhibit in a mall, knowing that her own grandson will see it and go steal a dinosaur skull for his collection... and distract the guards, so that ''another'' thief can search for the proof of a smuggling ring.

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* BT's grandma, from ''Manga/CoolShockBT''. What she lacks in physical shape (she doesn't leave the house often), she makes up in {{Magnificent Bastard}}ry. For example, she delibelately deliberately left around the pamphlet for a dinosaur exhibit in a mall, knowing that her own grandson will see it and go steal a dinosaur skull for his collection... and distract the guards, so that ''another'' thief can search for the proof of a smuggling ring.



* Elrasla in ''LightNovel/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'' is a 95 year old woman who decides to assist Naofumi. It just so happens that her level is the same as her age as Elrasla was a famous adventurer in her youth and is the last master of the legendary Hengen Musou martial art. She quickly proves her worth, both being a formidable combatant and a skilled teacher for Naofumi's team.

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* Elrasla in ''LightNovel/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'' ''Literature/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'' is a 95 year old woman who decides to assist Naofumi. It just so happens that her level is the same as her age as Elrasla was a famous adventurer in her youth and is the last master of the legendary Hengen Musou martial art. She quickly proves her worth, both being a formidable combatant and a skilled teacher for Naofumi's team.
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* In ''WebAnimation/MonkeyWrench'', Dr. Agness is a grumpy old woman who frequently grouses about how things were better back in her day. [[spoiler:She's also a murderous MadScientist with a hoverchair that can transform into a superhumanly strong and nearly indestructible battlesuit. She gives Beebs and Shrike a very hard time when they fight her.]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky, young man?]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/DirtyHarry Do you Ask yourself this: "Do I feel lucky, lucky?" Well, do you, young man?]]]]one?]]]]
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* ''WebAnimation/MoniRobo'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izvQyioEKhg In this story]], [[spoiler:Shinobu fended off Minako's boyfriend when he demanded Nezuko for her father's money and knocked him unconscious despite her old age. Turns out she was a wrestler and was hired by Nezuko's father to act as a maid, babysitter, and bodyguard.]]
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** Nanny Ogg is a grandmother, matriarch of a vast extended tribe (as the narration of one book observes, she's "undisputed tyrant of half the Ramtops"), and has a face like an old apple and a pleasantly sunny personality with a special soft spot for children, being described by WordOfGod as the sort of grandmother who'd sneak you sweets when you were small and teach you dirty jokes when you got older. She's also enough pure magical power to make anyone sit up and pay attention, and she is the one person on the Disc who is both fully aware of what Granny Weatherwax is capable of and not afraid of her in the slightest. That should be a hint.

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** Nanny Ogg is a grandmother, matriarch of a vast extended tribe (as the narration of one book observes, she's "undisputed tyrant of half the Ramtops"), and has a face like an old apple and a pleasantly sunny personality with a special soft spot for children, being described by WordOfGod as the sort of grandmother who'd sneak you sweets when you were small and teach you dirty jokes when you got older. She's also got enough pure magical power to make anyone sit up and pay attention, and she if that isn't enough she's a physical force to be recokoned with as well (the books have frequently commented that entire peasant economies are based on the surprising strength of small, elderly women, and she's a prime example). She is the one person on the Disc who is both fully aware of what Granny Weatherwax is capable of and not afraid of her in the slightest. That should be a hint.
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* ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'': When the titular character nearly gets her handbag snatched on the street by a mugger, she fights him and wins it back easily, scaring him away. Mrs. Doubtfire may be a man in drag, but to onlookers she looked like a feminine force to be dealt with.

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* ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'': When the titular character nearly gets her handbag snatched on the street by a mugger, she fights him and wins it back easily, scaring him away. Mrs. Doubtfire may be a man in drag, but to onlookers she looked like a feminine force to be dealt reckoned with.
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* Esther wouldn't seem like anything special in the first game in the ''VideoGame/MrHoppsPlayhouse'' series, where she's a PosthumousCharacter who went mad and died shortly before the game's events. However, in the third game, her soul is put into the body of her younger self, she manages to snag a magic medallion that can fire golden blasts of energy, and she isn't exactly fond of the army of shadow creatures threatening her granddaughter. [[spoiler: She even becomes an angel capable of taking down the local SatanicArchetype by the ending.]]

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* The ''ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse'' has its fair share of extremely tough old ladies:
** Grandma Duck is the only person in the entire world capable of making Scrooge back down with no effort whatsoever, and this should be warning enough to not mess with her. The men who tried to force her to sell her farm didn't know that and threatened her... And had to run when she ''fired her shotgun right over their heads'' and flat-out told them the next shot would be at chest height. [[spoiler:She's also one of the few people who knows Donald is the sadistic vigilante known as Paperinik the Devilish Avenger, and has absolutely no trouble calling him in if she can't just shoot whoever's trying to mess with her farm]].
** "Glittering" Goldie O'Gilt, Scrooge's main love interest, made him fall for her by being one of two women as tough as him, and old age didn't soften her one bit. The Beagle Boys found out the hard way when she barged on them with her own shotgun.
** Brigitta [=McBridge=], Scrooge's other meaningful love interest, [[YoungerThanTheyLook doesn't look she's the same age as Scrooge]] and seems just a lovestuck woman... Who [[InexplicablyAwesome for no apparent reason has either enough money to casually build a factory and a sub or the credit to borrow that kind of money]] and the only one of Scrooge's business rivals who actually ''scares'' him, as he has learned the hard way that [[BrilliantButLazy while she usually can't be bothered to try her business sense is a match for his]] and [[WomanScorned if he angers her]] she'll have absolutely no qualms doing anything ''legal'' just to mess with him.
** Caraldina De Spell, Magica's grandmother, appears just as a quirky and overbearing old woman who'd want her granddaughter to just settle down and get married, and has even picked a potential husband for her. She's also a powerful and experienced witch, and that time she had been accidentally brainwashed into loving Scrooge she casually ''slammed Magica with a sack of coins as tall as herself''.
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** Alice Price-Healy zigzags this, being a BadassGrandma but [[OlderThanTheyLook looking so young]] that [[MumLooksLikeASister she can pass for her own grandkids' sister]]. She spends most of her time as a DimensionalTraveler searching for her missing husband, and it's not a good idea to get in her way.

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** Alice Price-Healy zigzags this, being a BadassGrandma grandmother but [[OlderThanTheyLook looking so young]] that [[MumLooksLikeASister she can pass for her own grandkids' sister]]. She spends most of her time as a DimensionalTraveler searching for her missing husband, and it's not a good idea to get in her way.
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* The Sisters of Mercy might count as an entire sect of badass grandmas -- even though their vows prevent them from even becoming mothers. Fed up with the cloistered lifestyle that Catholic nuns were forced into, they browbeat their way into making the ''Pope himself'' agree to the formation of a non-cloistered order. These women also went into ''warzones'' on a regular basis to treat the wounded -- they braved ''artillery fire'' in the Crimean on more than one occasion!

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* The Sisters of Mercy might count as an entire sect of badass grandmas -- even though their vows prevent them from even becoming mothers. Fed up with the cloistered lifestyle that Catholic nuns were forced into, they browbeat their way into making the ''Pope himself'' agree to the formation of a non-cloistered order. These women also went into ''warzones'' on a regular basis to treat the wounded -- they braved ''artillery fire'' in the Crimean War on more than one occasion!
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*''Literature/DorothyMustDie'': Gert and Mobi. Gert being an impossibly old witch with the appearance of a grandmother and Mombi being [[YoungerThanTheyLook younger than she looks]] with her actual age being left ambiguous.
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** [[BadassTeacher Baroness]] [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Gaia]] [[AsskickingEqualsAuthority Sinclaire]] ''looks'' like a woman in her mid-thirties, but is actually several millennia old thanks to her Heretical powers granting her prolonged longevity. She's TheDreaded to hero and villain alike, and ''everyone'' is afraid of provoking her wrath. While it's worth noting that Gaia has no children of her own, she's the headmistress of Crossroads Academy and treats all the students as if they're her own family. [[MamaBear Screw with them at your own risk]].

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** [[BadassTeacher Baroness]] [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Gaia]] [[AsskickingEqualsAuthority Baroness Gaia Sinclaire]] ''looks'' like a woman in her mid-thirties, but is actually several millennia old thanks to her Heretical powers granting her prolonged longevity. She's TheDreaded to hero and villain alike, and ''everyone'' is afraid of provoking her wrath. While it's worth noting that Gaia has no children of her own, she's the headmistress of Crossroads Academy and treats all the students as if they're her own family. [[MamaBear Screw with them at your own risk]].
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* ''Webcomic/DriveDaveKellet'': Captain Taneel of the ''[[CoolShip Machito]]'' hasn't even touched a weapon (yet), but managed to mouth off to the emperor and get away with it. The same emperor who [[KlingonPromotion killed his uncle]] for the position.

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* ''Webcomic/DriveDaveKellet'': ''Webcomic/DriveDaveKellett'': Captain Taneel of the ''[[CoolShip Machito]]'' hasn't even touched a weapon (yet), but managed to mouth off to the emperor and get away with it. The same emperor who [[KlingonPromotion killed his uncle]] for the position.
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* In Creator/AGnosis' comics on [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Greek myth]], Old Mother Nyx takes the form of an elderly lady and spends most of her time relaxing in TheUnderworld. She's also the [[GodOfDarkness primordial goddess of the night]], one of [[TheOlderImmortal first beings in creation]], and even the other gods tread carefully around her. To date, she limits herself to ScrewPolitenessImASenior moments.
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* During the BlastOut that opens ''Film/TheLastRitesOfRansomePride'', Ransom reflexively shoots a someone behind him, then realizes the victim was an unarmed priest. He is then shot dead by an elderly Mexican who had been impassively sitting preparing dinner throughout the shootout.

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* During the BlastOut that opens ''Film/TheLastRitesOfRansomePride'', Ransom reflexively shoots a someone behind him, then realizes the victim was an unarmed priest. He is then shot dead by an elderly Mexican woman who had been impassively sitting preparing dinner throughout the shootout.
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** Koharu Utatane, one of the Konoha Elders and a contemporary of the Third Hokage, served on the frontlines during Kurama's attack on Konoha, when she was in her late fifties. In the present, despite being semi-retired, she continues to serve as an adviser to the Hokage.
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* Nana, the old woman from ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''. She only has a couple of scenes in the first movie, where she [[GroinAttack kicks Alex in the crotch]] while shouting "Bad kitty!" She [[AscendedExtra proved so popular]] that she gets a bigger part in the SpinOff short ''Christmas Caper'', and in the sequel ''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa'' displays serious skills as a survivalist.

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* Nana, the old woman from ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''. She only has a couple of scenes in the first movie, where she [[GroinAttack kicks Alex in the crotch]] while shouting "Bad kitty!" She [[AscendedExtra proved so popular]] that she gets a bigger part in the SpinOff short ''Christmas Caper'', ''WesternAnimation/TheMadagascarPenguinsInAChristmasCaper'', and in the sequel ''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa'' displays serious skills as a survivalist.
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* Nana, the old woman from ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''. She only has a couple of scenes in the first movie, where she [[GroinAttack kicks Alex in the crotch]] while shouting "Bad kitty!" She [[AscendedExtra proved so popular]] that she gets a bigger part in the SpinOff short ''Christmas Caper'', and on the sequel ''Escape 2 Africa'' displays serious skills as a survivalist.

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* Nana, the old woman from ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''. She only has a couple of scenes in the first movie, where she [[GroinAttack kicks Alex in the crotch]] while shouting "Bad kitty!" She [[AscendedExtra proved so popular]] that she gets a bigger part in the SpinOff short ''Christmas Caper'', and on in the sequel ''Escape 2 Africa'' ''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa'' displays serious skills as a survivalist.

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