History Main / NeverMessWithGranny

30th Jun '16 4:16:10 PM JMQwilleran
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* [[http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/11/venus-green-cop-basement/]] A lady from Baltimore locks a policeman in her basement when he tries to execute a warrentless search on her home; she then sues the city and wins.

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* [[http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/11/venus-green-cop-basement/]] A lady from Baltimore locks a policeman in her basement when he tries to execute a warrentless warrantless search on her home; she then sues the city and wins.wins. It gets even better: the lady managed this after being placed in handcuffs for resisting the warrantless search.
27th Jun '16 5:53:14 PM Pseudoname
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* Ida Lennox in ''VideoGame/{{Evolve}}''. She walks around in a MiniMecha and fights gigantic murder beasts, so she's definitely not someone to mess with.
15th Jun '16 9:50:35 PM JMQwilleran
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*[[http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/grandmother-perfume-swift-kick-rid-kidnapper-39894399 61-year-old grandmother]] is kidnapped by a man, forced to drive him in her car, then sprays him with perfume in the eyes, followed by literally kicking him out of the car.
3rd Jun '16 7:43:51 PM Minni128
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* [[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fc%2Fa%2F2011%2F08%2F05%2FDD181KHUV0.DTL Sensei Keiko Fukuda]] just became the fourth person in history (and the first woman, and first person living outside Japan) to be made a 10th dan judoka. She's ''98'' and still teaches judo in San Francisco. Do not mess with her.

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* [[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fc%2Fa%2F2011%2F08%2F05%2FDD181KHUV0.DTL Sensei Keiko Fukuda]] just became the fourth person in history (and the first woman, and first person living outside Japan) to be made a 10th dan judoka. She's ''98'' and She was''98'' and was still teaches teaching judo in San Francisco. Do not It wouldn't have been wise to mess with her.
2nd Jun '16 8:31:33 PM Moosedog
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* [[http://bearingarms.com/child-60s-grandmother-shoots-mugger-disses-obama/ Anonymous grandma in Manchester, NH]] is stalked and jumped by a mugger, who earns a .32-caliber bullet in the chest for his pains (which were no doubt agonizing).

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* [[http://bearingarms.com/child-60s-grandmother-shoots-mugger-disses-obama/ Anonymous grandma in Manchester, NH]] is stalked and jumped by a mugger, who earns a .32-caliber bullet in the chest for his pains (which were no doubt agonizing).agonizing)
* [[http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/11/venus-green-cop-basement/]] A lady from Baltimore locks a policeman in her basement when he tries to execute a warrentless search on her home; she then sues the city and wins.
2nd Jun '16 1:42:36 PM neosuduno
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14th May '16 4:55:54 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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* Mable Simmons. Better known as '''[[TylerPerry Madea]]'''. If she reaches for her purse, the best thing for you to do is... RUN.

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* Mable Simmons. Better known as '''[[TylerPerry '''[[Creator/TylerPerry Madea]]'''. If she reaches for her purse, the best thing for you to do is... RUN.
6th May '16 5:56:21 PM nombretomado
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* ''GaiaOnline'''s Agatha, while bereft of grandchildren, probably counts, considering the cutscene in ''zOMG!'' where she talks about [[EverythingTryingToKillYou the Animated]] as though they're more nuisance than they are danger to life and limb. Olivia, also not ''quite'' a granny yet, might count if only for the fact that she [[LethalChef eats her own cooking]].
* Ocassionally the citizens that usually are only there [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential to be killed brutally]] in the ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' series retaliate against the protagonist. Ocassionally said citizen will just happen be a crippled old lady that will proceed to take you off her car and try to kick your ass.

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* ''GaiaOnline'''s ''Website/GaiaOnline'''s Agatha, while bereft of grandchildren, probably counts, considering the cutscene in ''zOMG!'' where she talks about [[EverythingTryingToKillYou the Animated]] as though they're more nuisance than they are danger to life and limb. Olivia, also not ''quite'' a granny yet, might count if only for the fact that she [[LethalChef eats her own cooking]].
* Ocassionally Occasionally the citizens that usually are only there [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential to be killed brutally]] in the ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' series retaliate against the protagonist. Ocassionally said citizen will just happen be a crippled old lady that will proceed to take you off her car and try to kick your ass.
27th Apr '16 7:00:35 AM LadyJaneGrey
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* In ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'', Barbara Gordon is an old woman now, but as Terry can attest, she [[StillGotIt can still throw a mean Batarang.]]
22nd Apr '16 12:40:03 PM TheCuza
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* Kelly Kessler Burkhardt of Series/Grimm is a grandmother twice over by the time she gets beheaded.

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* Kelly Kessler Burkhardt of Series/Grimm Series/{{Grimm}} is a grandmother twice over by the time she gets beheaded.beheaded.
* On ''Series/CornerGas'', Brent's mother Emma is shown to have immense physical strength. She's been compared to both [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]] and Lou Ferrigno (who ''played'' the Hulk in [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk the TV show]]). Her strength possibly comes from all of the gardening she does, carrying around heavy bags of fertilizer and such.



** Lily Bowen was a kindly old grandmother before becoming a Nightkin. She's still like this somewhat when not completely AxCrazy.

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** Lily Bowen was a kindly old grandmother before becoming a Nightkin. She's still like this somewhat when not completely AxCrazy.her AxCrazy "[[SplitPersonality friend]]" Leo isn't behind the wheel.
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