History Main / LampShadedDoubleEntendre

-->'''Pam:''' "That job looks hard." "You should put your mouth on that." How can you even use that one naturally?
-->'''Michael:''' Blowing up balloons, I thought.

-->'''Cameron:''' Nice cane.
-->'''House:''' ...if I know what you mean!

--->'''House:''' Dr. Cuddy! LOVE the outfit! Says "I'm professional, but I'm still a woman." Actually, it kinda ''yells'' that second part.
--->'''Cuddy:''' Yeah, and your big cane doesn't mean anything either.
** And possible one of the crowning examples...
--->'''House (handing cane to intern):''' Here, hold my metaphor for a second.

---> '''Cameron:''' Where do you put your cane?
---> '''House:''' (looks over to Wilson) If he buys me dinner, [[HoYay he'll find out.]]

* A rather odd example cropped up in ''Series/{{Castle}}'', where there was no DoubleEntendre in the first place:
--> '''Castle''': I bet, as we speak, in this hospital, two doctors are in a breakroom... doing it. And by "it", I mean...
--> '''Beckett''' (interrupting): I know what "it" means, Castle. And that... is just a fantasy.

--->'''Shawn''': All I have to do is make sure Bethel is in front of those cameras when he exposes himself.
--->'''Gus''': Right idea. ''Wrong'' choice of words.

* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2seALEj8z3c#t=18m12s this scene]] from the ''Series/{{Baywatch}}'' episode, "The Trophy", one of the three [[WalkingSwimSuitScene girls on the beach]] tells Eddie Kramer "I [[ThePornomancer go far]] when I go out." and one of the other girls then says [[SexGod "Yeah! All the way!]]".

-->'''Leslie''': It's not ''that'' big a deal, if you know what I mean.
-->'''Perd''': (laughs) [[EntendreFailure I don't know what you mean, but it certainly had the cadence of a joke]].

-->'''Fry:''' Look, normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn...
-->'''Bender:''' I'll say. Whooooo!
-->'''Fry:''' But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.
-->'''Bender:''' That's what she said. Whooooo!

* George Carlin discussed sex in commercials, both subliminal and open back in the early 70s. He brought up the tagline for Tiparillo cigars: "Should a gentleman offer a lady a Tiparillo?" Carlin: "The big scene in the commercial is a train going into a tunnel. You don't have to be Fellini to figure that one out!"

--> '''[[NighInvulnerable Shepard]]''': I can’t believe I’m saying this, but are you in yet?

* The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT3_UCm1A5I Nudge, Nudge]]" sketch from ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' is, as the quote above indicates, one of the most famous examples of this gag.

* ''Series/{{Friends}}''

-->'''House:''' Dr. Cuddy! LOVE the outfit! Says "I'm professional, but I'm still a woman." Actually, it kinda ''yells'' that second part.
-->'''Cuddy:''' Yeah, and your big cane doesn't mean anything either.

-->'''House (handing cane to intern):''' Here, hold my metaphor for a second.

--> '''Cameron:''' Where do you put your cane?
--> '''House:''' (looks over to Wilson) If he buys me dinner, [[HoYay he'll find out.]]

* ''Series/DoctorWho''

** Also the repeated references to "dancing" in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E9TheEmptyChild "The Empty Child"]]/[[DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances "The Doctor Dances"]].

** not to mention between those two lines, Tara singing "spread beneath my Willow tree"! She's even lying back on a bed, with Willow just out of shot - does that make this a double audio-visual entendre, or a triple entendre?

* ''Series/{{Psych}}''

---> '''A.J. Roach''': It's a great spectacle. Especially guys running around in their speedos, wrestling and pressing up against one another. So it's a good sport to watch.\\

--->'''Leslie''': It's not ''that'' big a deal, if you know what I mean.
--->'''Perd''': (laughs) [[EntendreFailure I don't know what you mean, but it certainly had the cadence of a joke]].
* In ''Series/{{Jessie}}'', when they are preparing a funeral for [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Zuri's imaginary mermaid friend]]. Emma prepares a dress for her to wear, but Zuri tells her to make some more room to breath.
--->'''Zuri''': She wasn't exactly "Franchise/TheLittleMermaid", if you know what I mean. (Puffes her cheeks and extends her arms).

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA Physical]]" by Olivia Newton John. The music video adds either another layer of entendre (the first verse shows a bunch of built men working out with gym equipment wearing tiny briefs) or funny moments (the bulk of the song shows Olivia as the gym instructor to a group of very overweight guys) or both (Olivia returns to room of the skimpily-dressed muscle men, who all turn out to be gay).

* From Creator/OzzyOsbourne's "Mr. Crowley":

--->'''Kate''': Sucks, though, 'cause now I have to do everything left-handed.
--->'''Hollie''': (opens her mouth to speak, grinning broadly)
--->'''Kate''': NO. Shut up.
--->'''Hollie''': But-

* Played with [[http://mountaincomics.com/2009/07/23/bryan-brown/ here]] in ''Webcomic/MountainTime'', as it's hard to be sure if we really know what he means. It's not hard to make an educated guess, though.
* Webcomics written by members of the United States Air Force, such as Webcomic/AirForceBlues and Crew Dogs, often feature jokes revolving around the frequent real-life use of the catchphrase [[http://www.afblues.com/?p=1197 "so to speak"]] following any off-color double entendre (intentional or otherwise) by Air Force personnel.

* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

-->'''Brian:''' Okay, now just [[IkeaErotica insert support rod "A" into slot "B"]].
-->'''Peter:''' That's what she s-
-->'''Brian:''' If you say "that's what she said" again, I'm going to pop you!

---> '''Mac:''' Not... really.
---> '''Bloo:''' Yeah, me neither.

-->'''Lrrr:''' Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
-->'''Bender:''' It's used to it. Whoooo!

-->'''Fry:''' I never thought I'd escape with my doodle but i pulled it out!
-->'''Bender:''' Just like at the movie theater. Whooooo!

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

* In ''Series/{{Jessie}}'', when they are preparing a funeral for [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Zuri's imarinary mermaid friend]]. Emma prepares a dress for her to wear, but Zuri tells her to make some more room to breath.
--->'''Zuri''': She wasn't exactly "Disney/TheLittleMermaid", if you know what I mean. (Puffes her cheeks and extends her arms).

** The gang was just finished [[ItMakesSenseInContext defeating a deer]] and saving the [[AnthropomorphicFood candy people]] when [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses Princess Bubblegum]] said this to [[KidHero Finn]]:

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA Physical]]" by Olivia Newton John. The music video adds either another layer of entendre, (the first verse shows a bunch of built men working out with gym equipment wearing tiny briefs) or a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} (the bulk of the song shows Olivia as the gym instructor to a group of very overweight guys) or both (Olivia returns to room of the skimpily-dressed muscle men, who all turn out to be gay).

* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': Parodied in the ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "[[Recap/StrongBadEmailE96Lackey lackey]]", when Strong Bad makes excessive use of quotation marks when describing, in increasingly explicit terms, why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey.

** And [[http://youtu.be/XIscLaYnECs this. Just… THIS!!]]

** All and Jefferson are assembling a new workbench, and all is having tremendous difficulty lining up two "l" brackets. When he frustratedly yells "I can't find the hole!", Peggy flashes a shit-eating grin.

-->'''Kelly:''' Hmmm. "Push in, pull out." How should I remember that?

-->'''Sadeski:''' You would never have reached him there, Mr. President. Premier Kissov is a man of the people but he is also a ''man,'' if you know what I mean.

-->'''Sadeski:''' You would never have reached there, Mr. President. Premier Kissov is a man of the people but he is also a ''man,'' if you know what I mean.

* Used when [[http://xkcd.com/540/ xkcd explains the base system]]. The listener doesn't know what she means, and quite frankly, no one else does either.

* Scotty's smarmy talk about the Enterprise in ''Film/StarTrek'' (2009) qualifies as a Nudge:

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA Physical]]" by Olivia Newton John. The music video adds either another layer of entendre, (the first verse shows a bunch of built men working out with gym equipment wearing tiny briefs) or a CrowningMomentOfFunny (the bulk of the song shows Olivia as the gym instructor to a group of very overweight guys) or both (Olivia returns to room of the skimpily-dressed muscle men, who all turn out to be gay).

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA Physical]]" by Olivia Newton John.

-->'''Maniwa:''' For girls like her, who subconsciously act so fragile and sensitive, you have to be patient and treat her gently. Like the way you peel a ripe peach.
-->'''Ikari:''' So you wanna peel her peach?
-->'''Maniwa:''' Ya'know, women hate dirty jokes.

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* Rampant in the Series/StargateUniverse episode ''Seizure'' when discussing the applications of virtual interaction.

[[folder:New Media]]
* {{Subverted|Trope}} in ''[[WebVideo/YRulerOfTime Reading Right To Left]]'', when describing the female leads of ''Manga/OnePiece'':
-->'''Y Ruler of Time:''' "They're pretty well-developed If You Know What I Mean... And I mean that they're very interesting and rich characters with complex {{ back stor|y}}ies that make them both entertaining and interesting to read about."
** Played straight later on when referring to the female leads of "Bleach".

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* ''ComicStrip/MyCage'' features a strip were Norm mentions to Rex that even though he wasn't able get a dinner reservation he and Bridget still have "plans" for the night (complete with ribbing and winking)
** Rex correctly guesses that said "plans" are eating mac and cheese in front of Series/{{Heroes}}.
* ''ComicStrip/BonersArk'', a strip with cartoon animals, had Dum-Dum the gorilla dating Priscilla Pig, always standing on the deck holding hands.
-->'''Panel 1''' [Hyena]: "Man, if I was dating Priscilla Pig I wouldn't just hold her hand!" [Dum-Dum]: "Really? What would you do?"\\
'''Panel 2''' Hyena grins and nudges Dum-Dum in the ribs.\\
'''Panel 3''' [that evening] Dum-Dum grins and nudges Priscilla in the ribs.
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[[folder:Recorded Comedy]]
* George Carlin discussed sex in commercials, both subliminal and open back in the early 70s. He brought up the tagline for Tiparillo cigars: "Should a gentleman offer a lady a Tiparillo?" Carlin: "The big scene in the commercial is a train going into a tunnel. You don't have to be Fellini to figure that one out!"
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[[folder:Theater]]
* ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'' contains the following discussion of what to do with a dead body. Note that the script manages to use "if you get it" as a non-sexual double-entendre:
-->'''Mrs. Lovett:''' Think of it as thrift, as a gift, if you get my drift!\\
'''Todd:''' No.\\
'''Mrs. Lovett:''' Seems an awful waste... I mean, with the price of meat. What it is, when you get it, if you get it...\\
'''Todd:''' Ahh...\\
'''Mrs. Lovett:''' [[ImAHumanitarian Good you got it.]]
* The introduction to one translation of Creator/{{Aristophanes}}' plays gives an example of the difficulties a translator faces: jokes were made about people from the island of Salamis, because they had to row to the mainland, and the ancient Greek word for 'row' had a double meaning. Since modern audiences wouldn't pick up on this, the translators had to add a Lampshaded Double Entendre: "She's from Salamis, need I say more?"
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* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' has Tucker and his catchphrase "bow-chika-bow-wow!" He'll say it in response to himself or someone else. Once, this causes him to be caught, when he and Church are spying on Carolina and Washington's conversation. After one too many phrases, Tucker can't help but say his catchphrase and nearly gets shot for his efforts.
* FunnyOrDie features [[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/75aab08738/denise-richards-funbags Denise Richards' funbags.]] After minutes of entendres...

* ''WebAnimation/YouTubePoop'' has used ''VideoGame/HotelMario'''s line "Get the hint?" for various purposes ranging from very subtle to completely blatant.

* ''Machinima/TheGModIdiotBox'' episode 7's "Extenze" scene, with lines from an ''actual'' advertisement:
-->'''Woman:''' What've you got there, honey?\\
'''Man:''' I ordered a male enhancement product. Called Extenze.\\
'''Woman:''' Male enhancement... You mean like building more muscles?\\
'''Man:''' No! You know, like... *ridiculous look on face* ''Male enhancement.''

* RunningGag on ''Series/TheTick'': Batmanuel says "if you know what I'm saying" and The Tick replies [[EntendreFailure "Nope."]]

* ''Boner's Ark'', a strip with cartoon animals, had Dum-Dum the gorilla dating Priscilla Pig, always standing on the deck holding hands.
-->'''Panel 1''' [Hyena]: "Man, if I was dating Priscilla Pig I wouldn't just hold her hand!" [Dum-Dum]: "Really? What would you do?"
-->'''Panel 2''' Hyena grins and nudges Dum-Dum in the ribs.
-->'''Panel 3''' [that evening] Dum-Dum grins and nudges Priscilla in the ribs.

* In {{Jessie}}, when they are preparing a funeral for [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Zuri's imarinary mermaid friend]]. Emma prepares a dress for her to wear, but Zuri tells her to make some more room to breath.

* As Music/TomLehrer put it (heh) in the song Smut, ''When correctly viewed, everything is lewd!''

-->'''Twain''': No, don't look at each other! Look at me! I?m the greatest! I'm number one!\\
'''Sam Diamond''': To me, you look like number two. Know what I mean?\\
''Dora Charleston''': ... What ''does'' he mean, Miss Skeffington?\\
'''Miss Skeffington''': I'll tell you later. It's disgusting.