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8th Oct '17 1:23:59 PM nombretomado
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* In {{Jessie}}, when they are preparing a funeral for [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Zuri's imarinary mermaid friend]]. Emma prepares a dress for her to wear, but Zuri tells her to make some more room to breath.

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* In {{Jessie}}, ''Series/{{Jessie}}'', when they are preparing a funeral for [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Zuri's imarinary mermaid friend]]. Emma prepares a dress for her to wear, but Zuri tells her to make some more room to breath.
18th Sep '17 8:30:24 PM PaulA
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* As Music/TomLehrer put it (heh) in the song Smut, ''When correctly viewed, everything is lewd!''
18th Sep '17 8:29:47 PM PaulA
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-->'''Twain''': No, don't look at each other! Look at me! I?m the greatest! I'm number one!\\
'''Sam Diamond''': To me, you look like number two. Know what I mean?\\
''Dora Charleston''': ... What ''does'' he mean, Miss Skeffington?\\
'''Miss Skeffington''': I'll tell you later. It's disgusting.

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-->'''Twain''': -->'''Twain:''' No, don't look at each other! Look at me! I?m the greatest! I'm number one!\\
'''Sam Diamond''': Diamond:''' To me, you look like number two. Know what I mean?\\
''Dora Charleston''': ...'''Dora Charleston:''' ... What ''does'' he mean, Miss Skeffington?\\
'''Miss Skeffington''': Skeffington:''' I'll tell you later. It's disgusting.
18th Jul '17 5:16:34 PM Malady
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Use EuphemismBuster for when the DoubleEntendre is made clear.



-->'''Twain''': No, don't look at each other! Look at me! I?m the greatest! I'm number one!
-->'''Sam Diamond''': To me, you look like number two. Know what I mean?
-->'''Dora Charleston''': ... What ''does'' he mean, Miss Skeffington?
-->'''Miss Skeffington''': I'll tell you later. It's disgusting.

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-->'''Twain''': No, don't look at each other! Look at me! I?m the greatest! I'm number one!
-->'''Sam
one!\\
'''Sam
Diamond''': To me, you look like number two. Know what I mean?
-->'''Dora
mean?\\
''Dora
Charleston''': ... What ''does'' he mean, Miss Skeffington?
-->'''Miss
Skeffington?\\
'''Miss
Skeffington''': I'll tell you later. It's disgusting.



-->'''Venom''': Oooh, my spider sense is tingling... if you know what I'm talking about.

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-->'''Venom''': --> '''Venom''': Oooh, my spider sense is tingling... if you know what I'm talking about.



-->''"I got a date. Couple "models" comin' to my place. You know what I mean?"''
-->''"I'd buy that for a dollar!"''

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-->''"I got a date. Couple "models" comin' to my place. You know what I mean?"''
-->''"I'd
mean?"''\\
''"I'd
buy that for a dollar!"''



-->'''Loach:''' What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
-->'''Jake:''' Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick, you understand what I mean pal?.

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-->'''Loach:''' What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
-->'''Jake:'''
it?\\
'''Jake:'''
Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick, you understand what I mean pal?.



* This forms a RunningGag in ''Film/HotFuzz'', where the gruff PC Walker will often finish off PC Thatcher's {{Double Entendre}}s by pointing out exactly what she was hinting at.
-->'''PC Doris Thatcher:''' Oh, I dunno. I quite like a little midnight gobble. Haha!\\
'''PC Bob Walker:''' ...cocks.
** Made even funnier by the fact that Walker's accent is [[TheUnintelligible slightly impenetrable.]]



* [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry and Thomas]] both occasionally point out double entendres uttered by themselves or by other people.
-->'''Thomas:''' Heh. "Exposed".

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* [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'': Harry and Thomas]] Thomas both occasionally point out double entendres uttered by themselves or by other people.
-->'''Thomas:''' --> '''Thomas:''' Heh. "Exposed".



** It was a running gag that when Joey said something raunchy, he'd follow up with an explanation in case the others didn't catch his meaning, which they always did. Once he said, "If you know what I mean," to which Monica replied, "Joey? We ''always'' know what you mean."
** In an earlier episode the Friends were comparing sex to a concert, comparing foreplay to a comedian, and penetration as the band. The women say that they should bring back the comedian for a second go a bit more often otherwise they [[ADateWithRosiePalms might just end up listening to the album of the band instead]]. Joey responds with: "...We're still talking about sex, right?"



* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' gives us this exchange:
-->'''Niles:''' How long have you known her?\\
'''Frasier:''' Three days.\\
'''Niles:''' Have you two, er… (cocks eyebrow)\\
'''Frasier:''' No, not that it's any of your business.\\
'''Niles:''' But you're, er… (raises eyebrows)\\
'''Frasier:''' Soon.\\
'''Niles:''' We are talking about--\\
'''Frasier:''' Oh of course we ''are''!\\
'''Niles:''' …sex, right?



* In an episode of ''Series/NewsRadio'', Bill hastily informs Dave of Lisa's potential sexual endeavors using a euphemism. Dave, who was no longer dating Lisa, doesn't have a strong reaction to the news, which causes Bill and Mr. James to assume he didn't catch the euphemism:
--> '''Bill:''' You know what that means, don't you?\\
'''Dave:''' Yes.\\
'''Mr. James:''' That means sex.\\
'''Dave:''' ''I know.''



* On ''Series/NightCourt'', when Dan catches Bull in a hotel room with [[AmbiguousSyntax his little sister]]:
-->'''Dan Fielding:''' "You guys didn't sleep together did you?"
-->'''Bull Shannon:''' "Of course not!"
-->'''Dan:''' *sighs in relief*
-->'''Bull:''' "We just had sex!"



* ''Series/FistOfFun's'' "Four Horsemen waiting for the apocalypse" sketch has Pestilence working as a milkman. One of his customers tells the camera "Although he's a bit odd looking, I know lots of housewives around here would love to get their hands on his extra pinta, if you know what I mean. [{{Beat}}] I mean his cock."



-->From what I can see, they're not getting a lot of direction, and it's all looking a bit stiff and wooden... if I can put it that way.

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-->From --> From what I can see, they're not getting a lot of direction, and it's all looking a bit stiff and wooden... if I can put it that way.



--->'''A.J. Roach''': It's a great spectacle. Especially guys running around in their speedos, wrestling and pressing up against one another. So it's a good sport to watch.
--->'''Edwina Barthowlmew''': [[HoYay That sounds like the Greek Olympics]].

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--->'''A.---> '''A.J. Roach''': It's a great spectacle. Especially guys running around in their speedos, wrestling and pressing up against one another. So it's a good sport to watch.
--->'''Edwina
watch.\\
'''Edwina
Barthowlmew''': [[HoYay That sounds like the Greek Olympics]].



-->'''Y Ruler of Time:''' "They're pretty well-developed If You Know What I Mean... And I mean that they're very interesting and rich characters with complex [[BackStory back stories]] that make them both entertaining and interesting to read about."

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-->'''Y Ruler of Time:''' "They're pretty well-developed If You Know What I Mean... And I mean that they're very interesting and rich characters with complex [[BackStory {{ back stories]] stor|y}}ies that make them both entertaining and interesting to read about."



** Rex correctly guesses that said "plans" are eating mac and cheese in front of {{Heroes}}

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** Rex correctly guesses that said "plans" are eating mac and cheese in front of {{Heroes}}Series/{{Heroes}}.



-->'''Panel 1''' [Hyena]: "Man, if I was dating priscilla Pig I wouldn't just hold her hand!" [Dum-Dum]: "Really? What would you do?"

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-->'''Panel 1''' [Hyena]: "Man, if I was dating priscilla Priscilla Pig I wouldn't just hold her hand!" [Dum-Dum]: "Really? What would you do?"



* ''Webcomic/StuffSucks'' had this. "I think she wants to be his buddy. (short pause) His ''sex'' buddy. (short pause) If you know what I mean."



-->'''Namine:''' Do we need an exposition here?
-->'''Aerith:''' Axel. Zexion. Andrew Jackson. Werepires. We're good. I gotta say Namine, this violence is pretty hot.
-->'''Namine:''' ...What?
-->'''Aerith:''' God, it'll be crazy! Axel'll get into the Oval Office, if you know what I mean.
-->'''Namine:''' La la la, I'm not listening!
-->'''Aerith:''' You heard it. You can't unhear it!

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-->'''Namine:''' Do we need an exposition here?
-->'''Aerith:'''
here?\\
'''Aerith:'''
Axel. Zexion. Andrew Jackson. Werepires. We're good. I gotta say Namine, this violence is pretty hot.
-->'''Namine:''' ...What?
-->'''Aerith:'''
hot.\\
'''Namine:''' ...What?\\
'''Aerith:'''
God, it'll be crazy! Axel'll get into the Oval Office, if you know what I mean.
-->'''Namine:'''
mean.\\
'''Namine:'''
La la la, I'm not listening!
-->'''Aerith:'''
listening!\\
'''Aerith:'''
You heard it. You can't unhear it!



* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' has this gem:
-->Boy, I'd love to take her out to dinner. And by "take her out to dinner" I mean dunk the donut. And by "dunk the donut" I mean have sex with her. And by "have sex with her" I mean use my penis on her. And by "penis" I mean staple remover. And by "staple" I mean virginity.



* [[WebVideo/JeepersMedia Mike Mozart]] just loves making cracks at toys that look more sexual than they appear.

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* [[WebVideo/JeepersMedia ''WebVideo/JeepersMedia'' Mike Mozart]] Mozart just loves making cracks at toys that look more sexual than they appear.



-->[[spoiler:''Denise, quickly: First fifty callers get a picture of my boobs.]]''

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-->[[spoiler:''Denise, --> [[spoiler:''Denise, quickly: First fifty callers get a picture of my boobs.]]''



-->'''Woman:''' What've you got there, honey?
-->'''Man:''' I ordered a male enhancement product. Called Extenze.
-->'''Woman:''' Male enhancement... You mean like building more muscles?
-->'''Man:''' No! You know, like... *ridiculous look on face* ''Male enhancement.''

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-->'''Woman:''' What've you got there, honey?
-->'''Man:'''
honey?\\
'''Man:'''
I ordered a male enhancement product. Called Extenze.
-->'''Woman:'''
Extenze.\\
'''Woman:'''
Male enhancement... You mean like building more muscles?
-->'''Man:'''
muscles?\\
'''Man:'''
No! You know, like... *ridiculous look on face* ''Male enhancement.''



* ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog''
-->"The Hammer is my penis."
* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony:''
** In "The Penny and Clyde Show".
-->'''Twilight:''' Dammit! Why does everything have to be so hard?\\
'''Discord:''' Oh, Twilight, if life was hard it would be full of innuendos. ''[beat]'' Like my ostrich pe--\\
'''Twilight:''' [[TooMuchInformation So much more information than what I wanted!]]
** In "Pirate Shipping":
-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' ''[to Cheerilee]'' So, you got anyone you're going to spend some quality time with tonight, huh, wink wink nudge nudge, you know what I'm saying, right, I'm implying you're gonna have ''sex''.
* In ''The Urban Dictionary Quiz 2'' by [[WebVideo/MatthewSantoro Matt Santoro]], Matt and Jim are sitting on Jim's couch, and Jim tells Matt, "Thank you for having me on my couch. If you know what I mean."
* From WebVideo/BroTeamPill's playthrough of ''VideoGame/GunsOfIcarus'':
-->"We're gonna need a specialist: Me. Specialized in one-handed cranking, and also beatin' off my stupid dick."

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* ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog''
-->"The Hammer is my penis."
* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony:''
** In "The Penny and Clyde Show".
-->'''Twilight:''' Dammit! Why does everything have to be so hard?\\
'''Discord:''' Oh, Twilight, if life was hard it would be full of innuendos. ''[beat]'' Like my ostrich pe--\\
'''Twilight:''' [[TooMuchInformation So much more information than what I wanted!]]
** In "Pirate Shipping":
-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' ''[to Cheerilee]'' So, you got anyone you're going to spend some quality time with tonight, huh, wink wink nudge nudge, you know what I'm saying, right, I'm implying you're gonna have ''sex''.
* In ''The Urban Dictionary Quiz 2'' by [[WebVideo/MatthewSantoro Matt Santoro]], WebVideo/MatthewSantoro, Matt and Jim are sitting on Jim's couch, and Jim tells Matt, "Thank you for having me on my couch. If you know what I mean."
* From WebVideo/BroTeamPill's playthrough of ''VideoGame/GunsOfIcarus'':
-->"We're gonna need a specialist: Me. Specialized in one-handed cranking, and also beatin' off my stupid dick.
"



* ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'''s JFK provides us with many such examples, in addition to the page quote.
** "Some of us are trying to nail Catharine the Great. Or should I say 'Catharine the SO-SO!'"
** "Don't worry, Cleo. I can help you stay ''up'' all night ''long''. Notice how I accentuated the words "up" and "long". Now let's ''bone'' up for the PXJT test. Guess what the P stands for? PENIS!"
** But then, JFK always feels the need to explain the joke flat out, even when completely obvious. His ego simply requires him to brag about his sexual exploits.



** Or for that matter....
--->'''Quagmire''' [matter of fact, after a string of InnocentInnuendo comments from Lois]: That one is also sexual.
** Spoofed in one episode, where Peter is helping Death get a date. Peter remarks "You might even, you know..." and then proceeds to perform a series of seemingly random, nonsensical motions including breakdance moves. After he finishes, Death says "I don't follow" and Peter (still bent over from one of the dance moves), responds "Intercourse."
** [[Series/OneDayAtATime Oh, I'll fix your sink, Ms. Romano. And by that I mean I'll have sex with you. And by have sex with you, I mean I'll fix your sink. And by "sink," I mean your reproductive organ. And by "reproductive organ, " I mean the thing between your knees. And by "the thing between your knees, " I…well, I guess that one's kind of self-explanatory.]]



* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' once featured a (villainous, as far as the show ''has'' villains) character who would insert, "That's what ''she'' said" in response to anything that could even remotely be considered a DoubleEntendre.
** From another episode:
-->'''Coach''': Like I tell my gym class, girls can't play sports.
-->'''Thatherton:''' At least I've found one who can get it over the plate, if you know what I mean.
-->[blank stare from the Coach]
-->'''Thatherton:''' I'm having sex with her.
-->[They both laugh]
-->'''Coach:''' ''(beat)'' But she's no good at sports, right?



** The episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E8NewKidOnTheBlock New Kid on the Block]]" subverts the subversion:
--->'''Ruth Powers''': Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it. After all, Homer, I do have the normal... appetites.\\
'''Homer:''' Heh, heh, heh... I know what you mean. (pause) Just let me make sure we're not talking about food.\\
'''Ruth Powers''': I'm not.\\
'''Homer:''' Right! Me, neither. (pause) We're talking about sex, right?\\
'''Ruth Powers''': Right.\\
'''Homer:''' I hear you loud and clear.
27th Mar '17 11:14:56 PM CerotechOmega
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* In ''VideoGame/MadWorld'', the Black Baron (stop staring) is fond of saying "if you know what I mean" (probably closer to "y'knaw I mean?") after his usually innuendo-laden introductions to the Bloodbath Challenges.

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* In ''VideoGame/MadWorld'', the Black Baron (stop staring) is fond of saying "if you know what I mean" (probably closer to "y'knaw I mean?") after his usually innuendo-laden introductions to the Bloodbath Challenges. Also, during Man Darts, Howard talks about how he acquired carnal knowledge of a donkey and a dwarf, which resulted in the dwarf leaving satisfied. [[TooMuchInformation Kreese is disgusted.]]
9th Jan '17 6:41:15 PM eroock
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See also DontExplainTheJoke. If the person didn't mean to make a double entendre but realizes it, they may say ThatCameOutWrong. Has a distinct familiarity with DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything and IntercourseWithYou. If the person being talked to still doesn't get it, see EntendreFailure.

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See also DontExplainTheJoke. If the person didn't mean to make a double entendre but realizes it, they may say ThatCameOutWrong. Has a distinct familiarity with DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything and IntercourseWithYou. If the person being talked to still doesn't get it, see EntendreFailure.
EntendreFailure. Compare HehHehYouSaidX.
24th Dec '16 7:16:18 AM Morgenthaler
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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WeSItykFyY Downtown]]" by LadyAntebellum.

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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WeSItykFyY Downtown]]" by LadyAntebellum.Music/LadyAntebellum.
1st Dec '16 6:54:39 PM ChesterPolarbear
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* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4pR6MsLfuM#t=18m12s this scene]] from the ''Series/{{Baywatch}}'' episode, "The Trophy", one of the three [[WalkingSwimSuitScene girls on the beach]] tells Eddie Kramer "I [[ThePornomancer go far]] when I go out." and one of the other girls then says [[SexGod "Yeah! All the way!]]".

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* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4pR6MsLfuM#t=18m12s com/watch?v=2seALEj8z3c#t=18m12s this scene]] from the ''Series/{{Baywatch}}'' episode, "The Trophy", one of the three [[WalkingSwimSuitScene girls on the beach]] tells Eddie Kramer "I [[ThePornomancer go far]] when I go out." and one of the other girls then says [[SexGod "Yeah! All the way!]]".
14th Sep '16 3:30:01 PM MarkLungo
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* On ''Sunrise On 7'' reporter Edwina Barthowlmew points out [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything the similarities]] between [[WaterPolo men's water polo]] and [[GuyOnGuyIsHot gay sex]] in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m83m6GlRmcc#t=1m52s this expose`]]:

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* On ''Sunrise On 7'' reporter Edwina Barthowlmew points out [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything the similarities]] between [[WaterPolo [[UsefulNotes/WaterPolo men's water polo]] and [[GuyOnGuyIsHot gay sex]] in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m83m6GlRmcc#t=1m52s this expose`]]:



* On Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}}, Megyn Kelly ask Janice Dean [[WillTheyOrWontThey if they'll be]] [[HoYay sleeping together]] [[BedmateReveal again]] in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj71qIc4nkU#t=1m45s this clip]]. Janice then says, "I have no words... [[GirlOnGirlIsHot except that we're going to be on Youtube in a few minutes."]]

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* On Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}}, Megyn Kelly ask Janice Dean [[WillTheyOrWontThey if they'll be]] [[HoYay [[LesYay sleeping together]] [[BedmateReveal again]] in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj71qIc4nkU#t=1m45s this clip]]. Janice then says, "I have no words... [[GirlOnGirlIsHot except that that]] we're going to be on Youtube Website/YouTube in a few minutes."]]"
29th Jun '16 2:57:58 PM TheCuza
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* From Creator/OzzyOsbourne's "Mr. Crowley":
-->Mr. Crowley\\
Won't you ride my white horse?\\
Mr. Crowley\\
It's symbolic, of course
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