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30th Sep '16 7:18:50 AM Metallix
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-->''':Navy Sailor''': Take that you dinosaur.

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-->''':Navy -->'''Navy Sailor''': Take that you dinosaur.
30th Sep '16 7:18:19 AM Metallix
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* Happens in ''Film/GodzillaVsKingGhidorah''. In the most golden way ever...
-->''':Navy Sailor''': Take that you dinosaur.
12th Aug '16 6:12:15 PM UmbrellasWereAwesome
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* Master Chief in ''VideoGame/{{Halo}}'' uses these a lot in the [[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LTxO_pgMqys Master Chief Sucks At Halo]] videos (loadsa swearing):
-->'''Teammate''': You had -3 kills and 41 deaths!\\
'''Master Chief''': YourMom had -3 kills in bed last night.


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* In ''Master Chief Sucks At Halo'' (the predecessor to ''Machinima/ArbyNTheChief'') [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief]] uses [[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LTxO_pgMqys uses these a lot]] (loadsa swearing):
-->'''Teammate''': You had -3 kills and 41 deaths!\\
'''Master Chief''': YourMom had -3 kills in bed last night.
11th Jul '16 8:01:19 PM DrOO7
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* ''Series/EmptyNest'': After Harry overrules another doctor's treatment plan, she angrily declares, "I'm sick of you older doctors doing things like this!" As she storms off, the equally angry Harry rants:
--> '''Harry''': "Now wait just a minute, you, you. . .''young lady''!"
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Laverne]]''': "Oh, yeah. She's going to be reeling from that one for a ''long'' time."
9th Jul '16 6:58:30 AM KBABZ
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* In ''Series/RedDwarf'', Lister lampshades this during a conversation with Rimmer:
-->'''Rimmer''': Oh ha-ha.
-->'''Lister''': Rimmer, "oh ha ha" is only used by people who can't come up with witty comebacks.
-->'''Rimmer''': ...oh ha-ha!
30th Jun '16 7:13:10 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''Hercules Returns'' - Urses mocks Samson, trying to provoke him into a fight to see whether or not he's faking the loss of his strength. Samson's response?

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* ''Hercules Returns'' ''Film/HerculesReturns'' - Urses mocks Samson, trying to provoke him into a fight to see whether or not he's faking the loss of his strength. Samson's response?
30th Jun '16 6:49:26 AM Morgenthaler
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** And this brilliant exchange between Doug and [[RedheadedBully Roger]] over whose pet will win a talent contest in "Doug's Pet Capades":

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** And this brilliant exchange between Doug and [[RedheadedBully Roger]] Roger over whose pet will win a talent contest in "Doug's Pet Capades":
28th Jun '16 8:00:01 AM Andyroid
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-->'''Strong Sad:''' It's not called [=TrogdorCon=], and it's 2005.\\

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-->'''Strong --->'''Strong Sad:''' It's not called [=TrogdorCon=], and it's 2005.\\



-->'''Washington''': You guys are the most immature soldiers I've ever met!
-->'''Grif''': [[IResembleThatRemark Your face is immature]]!

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-->'''Washington''': --->'''Washington''': You guys are the most immature soldiers I've ever met!
-->'''Grif''':
met!\\
'''Grif''':
[[IResembleThatRemark Your face is immature]]!



-->'''Church''': Wow, that guy's dumber than you are.
-->'''Tucker''': You mean he's dumber than ''you'' are.
-->'''Church''': Wow, Tucker. That was a classy comeback.

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-->'''Church''': Wow, that guy's dumber than you are.
-->'''Tucker''':
are.\\
'''Tucker''':
You mean he's dumber than ''you'' are.
-->'''Church''':
are.\\
'''Church''':
Wow, Tucker. That was a classy comeback.
28th Jun '16 7:59:07 AM Andyroid
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* From ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
-->Dear strong bad,
-->Can you please write a book about
-->come-back jokes!
-->Mike
-->Canada
-->'''Strong Bad''': More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!''
** From the Strong Bad Email where Homestar and Strong Bad get stranded on a FarSideIsland together:
-->'''Homestar Runner''': Is there ice cream yet?
-->'''Strong Bad''': You're gonna need to get ice cream in a second if you don't quit asking me that. You know... 'cause I'm gonna hit you...and you'll need the ice cream to... stop the swelling.

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* From Done a number of times by Strong Bad on ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
-->Dear strong bad,
-->Can you please
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "50 emails", one of the emails asks Strong Bad to "please write a book about
-->come-back jokes!
-->Mike
-->Canada
-->'''Strong
about comeback jokes".
--->'''Strong
Bad''': More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!''
** From the Strong Bad Email "island", where Homestar and Strong Bad get stranded on a FarSideIsland together:
-->'''Homestar --->'''Homestar Runner''': Is there ice cream yet?
-->'''Strong
yet?\\
'''Strong
Bad''': You're gonna need to get ice cream in a second if you don't quit asking me that. You know... 'cause I'm gonna hit you...and you'll need the ice cream to... stop the swelling.
** From "[=TrogdorCon=] '97", a short made to promote The Brothers Chaps visiting Dragoncon 2005, has this exchange between Strong Bad and Strong Sad:
-->'''Strong Sad:''' It's not called [=TrogdorCon=], and it's 2005.\\
'''Strong Bad:''' It might be for you, but... you're... a butt. (''grins'')\\
'''Strong Sad:''' [[SarcasmMode That's a good 'un, Strong Bad.]]
26th Jun '16 11:54:01 AM Metallix
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* In ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans 2'', while looking for Coyote Bongwater, Crypto is given the option to threaten a bunch of hippies at a gathering for his location, and the result is a lame comeback.
-->'''Crypto''': Okay, simians, here's the deal: you give me Coyote Bongwater, or I toast me up some hippie s'mores! Capische?\\
'''Prudence''': ''WHOOOAA'', we got ourselves a narc over here! Hey, Narc, why don't you go back to Narc Central and nark around with all the other narcs, YOU NARC!\\
'''Crypto''': Ouch. That stings.\\
'''Prudence''': Just the sort of response I'd expect from a narc!
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