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6th Feb '16 1:48:58 PM merotoker
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* FanFic/TheCATverse story "Vacation Time". Following assault and/or battery with a notebook:
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* FanFic/TheCATverse FanFic/{{The CATverse}} story "Vacation Time". Following assault and/or battery with a notebook:

* In ''Film/{{Hook}}'', Robin Williams as a grown-up Literature/PeterPan when he engages in the verbal duel with Rufio. He quickly develops his own successful brand of insults, though. His opponent, Rufio, is eventually reduced to calling him "You stupid... you stupid ''man''!"
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* In ''Film/{{Hook}}'', Robin Williams as is a grown-up Literature/PeterPan when he engages in the verbal duel with Rufio. He quickly develops his own successful brand of insults, though. His opponent, Rufio, is eventually reduced to calling him "You stupid... you stupid ''man''!"

* Lyle's inability to come up with a decent comeback is what drives his romantic interest in a recent episode of ''{{Kingdom}}''
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* Lyle's inability to come up with a decent comeback is what drives his romantic interest in a recent an episode of ''{{Kingdom}}''''Series/{{Kingdom}}''.

* In ''Series/ICarly'', Freddie isn't very good at comebacks for Sam.
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* In ''Series/ICarly'', ''Series/{{iCarly}}'', Freddie isn't very good at comebacks for Sam.

* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' engages Sandy in a name-calling contest until all he can come up with is "not-wet person".
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* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob SquarePants}} engages Sandy in a name-calling contest until all he can come up with is "not-wet person".

-->'''Reeves:''' Oh, yeah? Well, you shut up too, you... guy who was in Film/{{Se7en}}...
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-->'''Reeves:''' Oh, yeah? Well, you shut up too, you... guy who was in Film/{{Se7en}}...''Film/{{Se7en}}''...

* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' is not very good at comebacks: "[[FunnyMoments GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF!]]"
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* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' is not very good at comebacks: "[[FunnyMoments "[[Funny/InvaderZim GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF!]]"

* ''KingOfTheHill'', when Kahn shows off his new gigantic SUV, but it's so big it won't fit in his garage. --->'''Kahn''': O yeah? Well, maybe, I park, garage, in SUV! Ahaha! ''({{Beat}})'' Kiss My Ass! * From ''MuchaLucha'': ---> "You kids are my first customers since...ever!" ---> "Um, maybe that's because you built your store in the bowels of the earth?" ---> ''(RecordScratch)'' "Yeah, well, you're ugly!"
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* ''KingOfTheHill'', ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', when Kahn shows off his new gigantic SUV, but it's so big it won't fit in his garage. --->'''Kahn''': -->'''Kahn''': O yeah? Well, maybe, I park, garage, in SUV! Ahaha! ''({{Beat}})'' Kiss My Ass! * From ''MuchaLucha'': ---> ''WesternAnimation/MuchaLucha'': --> "You kids are my first customers since...ever!" ---> --> "Um, maybe that's because you built your store in the bowels of the earth?" ---> --> ''(RecordScratch)'' "Yeah, well, you're ugly!"
20th Jan '16 10:23:22 AM SparkyYoungUpstart
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* In the ''Series/{{Letterkenny}}'' sketch "cold open". -->'''Jonesy''': Nice onesie. Does it come in mens?\\ '''Wayne''': Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us.\\ '''Jonesy''': You better come in my - I mean, you better come -\\ '''Riley''': I think you better come and say that his face you fuckin' hicks.\\ '''Daryl''': Nice Execution.\\ '''Wayne''': Yer doin' terrific.
8th Jan '16 7:38:33 PM LadyJafaria
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Also see {{Dissimile}}, {{Metaphorgotten}} and BuffySpeak for different kinds of subverted verbal setups. See YourMom, BigStupidDoodooHead and NoYou for straighter examples.
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Also see {{Dissimile}}, {{Metaphorgotten}} and BuffySpeak for different kinds of subverted verbal setups. See YourMom, BigStupidDoodooHead BigStupidDoodooHead, YouAreFat and NoYou for straighter examples.
8th Jan '16 7:34:23 PM nombretomado
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* In the remake of ''{{Splatterhouse}}'' (made worse by the fact that the villain had something like 200 years to think carefully to an appropriate comeback:
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* In the remake of ''{{Splatterhouse}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Splatterhouse}}'' (made worse by the fact that the villain had something like 200 years to think carefully to an appropriate comeback:
7th Jan '16 4:53:20 PM Prfnoff
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* In ''Hello Cheeky'', John Junkin gets one of these to Barry Cryer. -->'''John:''' Here, Barry, I'll tell you something interesting. -->'''Barry:''' Why change the habit of a lifetime? -->'''John:''' I'll have you know, I'm taking repartée classes. -->'''Barry:''' Alright, let's hear your witty repartée, then. -->'''John:''' Uhh... ...shut up. ...I start classes tomorrow.
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* In ''Hello Cheeky'', ''Radio/HelloCheeky'', John Junkin gets one of these to Barry Cryer. -->'''John:''' Here, Barry, I'll tell you something interesting. -->'''Barry:''' interesting.\\ '''Barry:''' Why change the habit of a lifetime? -->'''John:''' lifetime?\\ '''John:''' I'll have you know, I'm taking repartée classes. -->'''Barry:''' classes.\\ '''Barry:''' Alright, let's hear your witty repartée, then. -->'''John:''' then.\\ '''John:''' Uhh... ...shut up. ...I start classes tomorrow.

* An embarrassing scene in the opera ''Le Grand Macabre'', by Gyorgy Ligeti, has the White and Black Ministers [[VolleyingInsults calling names at each other]] -- in alphabetical order. It starts out strong with "Ass-kisser" and "Bloodsucker", until: --> '''White''': I...I can't think of anything with I... --> '''Black''': I can't think of anything with J...''Kidnapper''! * ''Keating: The Musical'' has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5s8HYGANEU an epic one during Paul Keating and John Hewson's debate on the GST]] (Keating's insults are based on actual comments in parliament: -->'''Keating''': Oh, no, they sent the Doctor to get us, -->It's like being flogged with warm lettuce -->And cabbages, the feral abacus -->Come to savage us, he must be ravenous, ravenous! -->Mr. Mediocrity from the Bunyip Aristocracy -->The Member for Wentworth should be in bed -->He's like a lizard on a rock, alive but looking dead -->Old Dozy knows when I've got him -->He always turns around when I drop one on him -->It's something he can't psychologically handle -->Him and his band of constitutional vandals -->Drones and pansies, frauds and mugs, -->Blackguards, harlots, pigs and thugs, -->And your mindless, stupid, foul-mouthed grubs, -->You couldn't even raffle a chook in a pub. -->Your barnyard bullies, crims and ghouls, -->Dullards, dimwits, clowns and fools and born-to-rules, -->Over here we're born to rule you -->Your dishonest crew, you almost make me spew. -->Loopy intellectual hobos, -->Brain-damaged dummies and desperadoes, -->Harebrained hillbilly cheats, cheats, cheats -->(They'll always be cheats, cheats, cheats) -->Useless motley corporate crooks and clots! -->Stunned-mullet rustbucket boxheads! -->Scumbags, and alley cats! -->You wanna fight back? FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK FROM THAT! -->'''Hewson''': Oh, you bloody... your mom's a... bitch!
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* An embarrassing scene in the opera ''Le Grand Macabre'', ''Theatre/LeGrandMacabre'', by Gyorgy Ligeti, has the White and Black Ministers [[VolleyingInsults calling names at each other]] -- in alphabetical order. It starts out strong with "Ass-kisser" and "Bloodsucker", until: --> '''White''': -->'''White''': I...I can't think of anything with I... --> I...\\ '''Black''': I can't think of anything with J...''Kidnapper''! * ''Keating: The Musical'' ''Theatre/KeatingTheMusical'' has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5s8HYGANEU an epic one during Paul Keating and John Hewson's debate on the GST]] (Keating's insults are based on actual comments in parliament: Parliament): -->'''Keating''': Oh, no, they sent the Doctor to get us, -->It's us,\\ It's like being flogged with warm lettuce -->And lettuce\\ And cabbages, the feral abacus -->Come abacus\\ Come to savage us, he must be ravenous, ravenous! -->Mr. ravenous!\\ Mr. Mediocrity from the Bunyip Aristocracy -->The Aristocracy\\ The Member for Wentworth should be in bed -->He's bed\\ He's like a lizard on a rock, alive but looking dead -->Old dead\\ Old Dozy knows when I've got him -->He him\\ He always turns around when I drop one on him -->It's him\\ It's something he can't psychologically handle -->Him handle\\ Him and his band of constitutional vandals -->Drones vandals\\ Drones and pansies, frauds and mugs, -->Blackguards, mugs,\\ Blackguards, harlots, pigs and thugs, -->And thugs,\\ And your mindless, stupid, foul-mouthed grubs, -->You grubs,\\ You couldn't even raffle a chook in a pub. -->Your pub.\\ Your barnyard bullies, crims and ghouls, -->Dullards, ghouls,\\ Dullards, dimwits, clowns and fools and born-to-rules, -->Over born-to-rules,\\ Over here we're born to rule you -->Your you\\ Your dishonest crew, you almost make me spew. -->Loopy spew.\\ Loopy intellectual hobos, -->Brain-damaged hobos,\\ Brain-damaged dummies and desperadoes, -->Harebrained desperadoes,\\ Harebrained hillbilly cheats, cheats, cheats -->(They'll cheats\\ (They'll always be cheats, cheats, cheats) -->Useless cheats)\\ Useless motley corporate crooks and clots! -->Stunned-mullet clots!\\ Stunned-mullet rustbucket boxheads! -->Scumbags, boxheads!\\ Scumbags, and alley cats! -->You cats!\\ You wanna fight back? FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK FROM THAT! -->'''Hewson''': THAT!\\ '''Hewson''': Oh, you bloody... your mom's a... bitch!
30th Dec '15 12:47:32 AM Emperor_Oshron
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* From ''MuchaLucha'': ---> "You kids are my first customers since...ever!" ---> "Um, maybe that's because you built your store in the bowels of the earth?" ---> ''(RecordScratch)'' "Yeah, well, you're ugly!"
22nd Dec '15 11:00:31 PM joelkazoo
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--->'''Kahn''': O yeah? Well, maybe, I park, garage, in SUV! Ahaha! ''[[Beat Beat]]'' Kiss My Ass!
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--->'''Kahn''': O yeah? Well, maybe, I park, garage, in SUV! Ahaha! ''[[Beat Beat]]'' ''({{Beat}})'' Kiss My Ass!
22nd Dec '15 10:59:09 PM joelkazoo
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*''KingOfTheHill'', when Kahn shows off his new gigantic SUV, but it's so big it won't fit in his garage. --->'''Kahn''': O yeah? Well, maybe, I park, garage, in SUV! Ahaha! ''[[Beat Beat]]'' Kiss My Ass!
18th Dec '15 9:03:09 AM MrLavisherMoot
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* In ''[[VideoGame/DarkSeed 2 Dark Seed 2]]'', Mike is given a lot of silly dialogue, but his flashback with Rita while under hypnosis is particularly noteworthy...
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* In ''[[VideoGame/DarkSeed 2 Dark Seed 2]]'', II]]'', Mike is given a lot of silly dialogue, but his flashback with Rita while under hypnosis is particularly noteworthy...
15th Sep '15 11:35:26 AM eroock
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-->--''Film/TheBigLebowski''
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-->--''Film/TheBigLebowski'' -->-- ''Film/TheBigLebowski''
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