History Main / HaveIMentionedIAmSexuallyActiveToday

Compare HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday, [[ArmouredClosetGay which is frequently used in a parallel way.]] Subtrope of SuspiciouslySpecificDenial. Also see DoYouWantToCopulate.

** Also, did he mention that he and Dromiceiomimus had tea... '''[[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=106 and dinosaur sex]]'''?
* Milford in ''Webcomic/ScaryGoRound''. "Listen right, when I was on holiday, I met this girl, and got off with her like a hundred times" [[http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040906]]

* Parodied by ''Website/TheOnion'': "[[http://www.theonion.com/video/teen-boys-losing-virginity-earlier-and-earlier-rep,35906/ Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier and Earlier, Report Teen Boys]]"

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* ''Film/AmericanBeauty'': The 16-years-old [[spoiler:Angela]] isn't the slut she makes herself out to be - in fact, she's a virgin.

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* [[spoiler: Carlos Ramirez]] from ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''. He talks a big game but when they show up at the Raith estate in the run up to the climax in ''Literature/WhiteNight'' [[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire Lara Raith]] is touched that Harry thought to bring a virgin as a gift.

* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in ''Literature/TheBlackMagicianTrilogy'': adolescent StreetUrchin and incipient gang leader Cery is amused to hear teenage nobles bragging about their alleged sexual conquests, because most slum boys their age have ''actually'' done the things they're claiming to have done and don't see it as some sort of prize to shout from the rooftops.

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* The Todd from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' is known across Sacred Heart and beyond for his high fives and constant sexual innuendo. When finally asked by the Janitor how many times he had sex recently the answer was a shame filled "Bagel."

* In the unaired pilot for the TV adaptation of ''ComicBook/GlobalFrequency'', the main female lead is listing her very lengthy list of academic qualifications, all of which she has achieved at a very young age (she's no older than thirty). The male lead makes an offhand joke along the lines of "how'd you find time to have a life?" The female lead, suddenly very touchy, begins insisting that she had a life, ending with a completely out of the blue and not very convincingly delivered declaration that she "had boyfriends," the implication being that she's lying and is probably still a virgin.

* Parodied in a ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch where Paul Reiser AsHimself is interviewed on a talk show and is asked how many sexual partners he's had in his life. He answers three dozen, which the host then mishears as three, and proceeds to deconstruct ruthlessly, explaining that all men automatically exaggerate their numbers, so "three might really mean just two, one, or even zero." A group of proud virgins in the audience stand up to congratulate him and [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame immediately make him their rolemodel to his utter dismay]] and virulent protest.

** In a later season, Sheldon is forced to work with a colleague he doesn't like. When he discovers that the other guy's work is more advanced than his, he is humiliated. The other guy says it's understandable, since Sheldon has a girlfriend to distract him. Sheldon goes along with the assumption, but unfortunately now the colleague wants to hear details...which Sheldon is far too clueless to provide. Hilarity ensues.

* In the ''Series/TheXFiles'' episode [[Recap/TheXFilesMiniseriesE03MulderAndScullyMeetTheWereMonster "Mulder And Scully Meet The Were-Monster"]], Guy Mann tells Mulder how he used to be a normal [[LizardFolk lizardman]] until a human bit him, causing him to occasionally [[OurWerebeastsAreDifferent transform into one]]. Mulder hears him out, but refuses to believe Guy's anecdote about Scully seducing him and taking him into the back room for a quickie. Guy admits to making up that part, and chalks it up to a newfound human tendency to tell lies about sex.

** Alyssa herself never outright claims to be sexually active, but her boldness when it comes to the matter make it seem like she already knows what she's doing. When she says she's a virgin, James seems genuinely surprised.

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--> '''Zapp:''' You're the only woman who's ever loved me!
--> '''Leela:''' I never loved you!
--> '''Zapp:''' I mean ''physically!''

* On ''Series/UnbreakableKimmySchmidt'', attention-hungry SpoiledBrat Xanthippe tries to impress her friends by claiming to have slept with a SurferDude. She turns out to have based her description of the guy on a character from ''Literature/TheBabySittersClub''.

* On ''Series/UnbreakableKimmySchmidt'', attention-hungry SpoiledBrat Xanthippe tries to impress her friends by claiming to have slept with a SurferDude. Turns out the guy she describes is a character from ''Literature/TheBabySittersClub''.

Compare HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday, [[ArmorClosetGay which is frequently used in a parallel way.]] Subtrope of SuspiciouslySpecificDenial. Also see DoYouWantToCopulate.

Compare HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday, which is frequently used in a parallel way. Subtrope of SuspiciouslySpecificDenial. Also see DoYouWantToCopulate.

* Music/TheLonelyIsland would like to tell you that they [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o just had sex!]] It was the best thirty seconds of their ''life!''

* Master Shake from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' likes to portray himself as a ladies'... shake, although it is repeatedly [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by someone (usually Frylock) pointing out that he doesn't even have genitalia or any knowledge of how sex even ''works.''

* Sherman in the first ''Film/AmericanPie'' film.

* Kirk St Moritz from ''DearJohn'' was always bragging about his non-existent conquests.

* Richard Richard from ''Series/{{Bottom}}''.
** And Rik from its SpiritualPredecessor, ''Series/TheYoungOnes''.
* Bud Bundy from ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''.
* Prince Edmund in the first series of ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''.

-->'''Gail''': "Guess what mom, I'm sexually active!"
-->'''Her mother''': "You're 33, you're supposed to be sexually active."

* [[spoiler: Mini [=McGuinness=]]] from the third generation of ''Series/{{Skins}}''.
* Jay from ''Series/TheInbetweeners'' does this all the time.
* Itano in ''Sakura Kara no Tegami''.

-->'''Grif:''' Valentine's day? The day we celebrate love? And Romace? You know... girls?

* David Rose from ''Series/SchittsCreek'' tends to offer up stories of his promiscuous adventures, but unlike his sister who does the same but thinks hers were normal and no big deal, David is often defensive since his relationships usually ended with him getting dumped whereas his sister seems to have been doing the dumping.

'''Biff''' Grimes: So you don't believe in the institution of marriage!\\

'''Biff''' Grimes: Wouldn't you like to have a home and kids?\\

'''Biff''' Grimes: You mean - -?\\

* [[spoiler: Carlos Ramirez]] from ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''. He talks a big game but when they show up at the Raith estate in the run up to the climax in ''White Night'' [[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire Lara Raith]] is touched that Harry thought to bring a virgin as a gift.

* ''Film/AmericanBeauty''. [[spoiler:The 16-years-old Angela isn't the slut she makes herself out to be - in fact, she's a virgin.]]

* ''Film/TheBreakfastClub''. Brian tries to insist that "[He's] laid loads of times", even playing the GirlfriendInCanada card. He later admits that he's a virgin.

** "Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."

-->'''Idle''': I mean, you've done it. You've...slept...with a lady.//

* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]].

* [[http://50-trolls-of-gay.tumblr.com/post/84963358793/kasoukai-harleyteir-kasoukai-reblogging This]] Website/{{Tumblr}} post.

* * In the ''Series/TheXFiles'' episode [[Recap/TheXFilesMiniseriesE03MulderAndScullyMeetTheWereMonster "Mulder And Scully Meet The Were-Monster"]], Guy Mann tells Mulder how he used to be a normal [[LizardFolk lizardman]] until a human bit him, causing him to occasionally [[OurWerebeastsAreDifferent transform into one]]. Mulder hears him out, but refuses to believe Guy's anecdote about Scully seducing him and taking him into the back room for a quickie. Guy admits to making up that part, and chalks it up to a newfound human tendency to tell lies about sex.

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