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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V60embwC6WM Have A Nice Death]] is a roguelike platformer where the TheGrimReaper has outsourced soul collection and become a CEO of a company processing souls, Death Inc. , unfortunately the department heads have staged a hostile takeover and Death has to get the company back.
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* Heaven in ''VideoGame/NeonWhite'' has lobbies, kiosks, put-upon secretaries, strict regulations, and long waiting times.
-->'''Neon White:''' Look, I expect this much from the DMV, but I'm not waiting four hours for my stupid mission in HEAVEN.
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* The web novel ''A Trickster's Tale'' featured a "Department of Classifications" in [[http://www.lycanon.org/trickster/tricksterstail14.htm Part 14]]. The protagonist, realizing this appears to be the processing hub for the afterlife, asks the clerk why it's so empty.'

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* The web novel ''A Trickster's Tale'' Tail'' featured a "Department of Classifications" in [[http://www.lycanon.org/trickster/tricksterstail14.htm Part 14]]. The protagonist, realizing this appears to be the processing hub for the afterlife, asks the clerk why it's so empty.'
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-->Arthur shut his eyes for a moment. He couldn’t believe he was being told about an accounting problem in the epicentre of the universe, in the House on which the entirety of creation depended for its continuing existence.

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-->Arthur shut his eyes for a moment. He couldn’t believe he was being told about an accounting problem ''accounting problem'' in the epicentre of the universe, in the House on which the entirety of creation depended for its continuing existence.

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* ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' loves this trope. At one point, hell's budget is dangerously in the red, and so it ''opens up stands in the world of the living in an attempt to balance the books''.
** Hell itself has the rather amusing title of "The Ministry of Right and Wrong" and they publish guidebooks.

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* ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' ''Franchise/TouhouProject'' loves this trope. At one point, hell's budget is dangerously in the red, and so it ''opens up stands in the world of the living in an attempt to balance the books''.
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books''. Hell itself has the rather amusing title of "The Ministry of Right and Wrong" and they publish guidebooks.
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* In ''Literature/InfernoLarryNivenAndJerryPournelle'' by Creator/LarryNiven & Jerry Pournelle, which is a modern re-imagining of Dante's ''[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Inferno]]'', Hell is one big, strange bureaucracy whose motives the protagonist puzzles out during the course of the story.

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* In ''Literature/InfernoLarryNivenAndJerryPournelle'' ''Literature/{{Inferno|LarryNivenAndJerryPournelle}}'' by Creator/LarryNiven & Jerry Pournelle, which is a modern re-imagining of Dante's ''[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Inferno]]'', Hell is one big, strange bureaucracy whose motives the protagonist puzzles out during the course of the story.



* Creator/RobertAHeinlein's ''Literature/JOBAComedyOfJustice'' plays with this concept.

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* Creator/RobertAHeinlein's ''Literature/JOBAComedyOfJustice'' ''Literature/JobAComedyOfJustice'' plays with this concept.
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Expect Hell in particular to be portrayed like this, because after all, for many people, [[ObstructiveBureaucrat dealing with the bureaucracy is its own kind of Hell]].
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* In ''ComicBook/DylanDog'' there are multiple "Hells" in the afterlife, some looking like a classical [[Literature/TheDivineComedy Dantesque]] caves of eternal torture, others more peaceful and heaven-like (it's even suggested that life could be a Hell and death is only a way to get from one Hell to the other). There's a Hell dedicated to the archive of the deaths that happen in London that resembles the [[ObstructiveBureaucracy Obstructive]] VastBureaucracy from ''Film/{{Brazil}}''.
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* In ''VideoGame/DeathAndTaxes'' the player character is a GrimReaper charged with maintaining the balance of life and death for a small town, through paperwork.

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* In ''VideoGame/DeathAndTaxes'' the player character is a GrimReaper charged with maintaining the balance of life and death for a small town, through paperwork. Departments exist for the death of ''all'' things - from plants to animals to humans to stars to ''galaxies''.
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** King Yemma is in charge of judging the souls of the dead, determining whether they go to heaven or hell. He's actually a real figure from asian mythology, but what makes him this trope is that his role is portrayed as a ''literal'' desk-job, with paperwork and pen-pushing and everything. Whether he judges ''all'' the dead or if he's just in charge of Earth's afterlife in particular is unclear, however the Buu Arc implies that he indeed does judge the dead across the ''entire'' universe.
** Each world has a Kami, meaning "god", although the Creator/{{FUNimation}} dubs make Kami their given name and their title changed to [[{{Bowdlerise}} Guardian of Earth]]. They answer to the Kaio (Kaio; "Lord of Realms") of their quadrant, who answers to the Grand Kai. Above the Grand Kai are one or more Supreme Kais (Kaioshin; "Divine Lord of Realms"), who watch over the universe as a whole. The number of Supreme Kais to a universe appears to be variable; most universes appear to just have two (generally an elder and an apprentice), but Universe 7 had ''five'' at one point before a monster attack left them with a single IncompletelyTrained one.
** It is later revealed that the various Kais are the 'Gods of Creation' and balanced by a 'God of Destruction,' who destroys old worlds and such so new ones can formed. They are technically equal in "rank" to the Supreme Kai, but given that they are in general much more powerful than the Supreme Kai, in practice the Kai will usually defer to the God of Destruction. The God of Destruction is attended by an Angel, whose job it is to take care of them and train them. Angels also happen to be far more powerful than the Gods of Destruction, generally making them the single most powerful beings in a given universe. In the DBZ universe, (said to be the 7th Universe), the God of Destruction is Beerus, and his Angel is known as Whis.

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** King Yemma is in charge of judging the souls of the dead, determining whether they go to heaven or hell. He's actually a real figure from asian Asian mythology, but what makes him this trope is that his role is portrayed as a ''literal'' desk-job, with paperwork and pen-pushing and everything. Whether he judges ''all'' the dead or if he's just in charge of Earth's afterlife in particular is unclear, however the Buu Arc implies that he indeed does judge the dead across the ''entire'' universe.
** Each world has a Kami, meaning "god", although the Creator/{{FUNimation}} dubs make Kami their given name and their title changed to [[{{Bowdlerise}} Guardian of Earth]]. They answer to the Kaio (Kaio; (Kaiō; "Lord of Realms") of their quadrant, who answers to the Grand Kai. Above the Grand Kai are one or more Supreme Kais (Kaioshin; (Kaiōshin; "Divine Lord of Realms"), who watch over the universe as a whole. The number of Supreme Kais to a universe appears to be variable; most universes appear to just have two (generally an elder and an apprentice), but Universe 7 had ''five'' at one point before a monster attack left them with a single IncompletelyTrained one.
** It is later revealed that the various Supreme Kais are the 'Gods of Creation' and balanced by a 'God of Destruction,' who destroys old worlds and such so new ones can formed. They are technically equal in "rank" to the Supreme Kai, but given that they are in general much more powerful than the Supreme Kai, in practice the Kai will usually defer to the God of Destruction. The God of Destruction is attended by an Angel, whose job it is to take care of them and train them. Angels also happen to be far more powerful than the Gods of Destruction, generally making them the single most powerful beings in a given universe. In the DBZ universe, (said to be the 7th Universe), the God of Destruction is Beerus, and his Angel is known as Whis.
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** The whole problem of the game started when the Brothers Sun defeated and imprisoned the deity in charge of rain...[[FantasticAesop who also was in charge of escorting the dead to their rest.]] Yes, it saved the Empire in the short term. In the long term? Nice job breaking it.

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** The whole problem of the game started when the Brothers Sun defeated and imprisoned the deity in charge of rain...[[FantasticAesop who also was in charge of escorting the dead to their rest.]] rest. Yes, it saved the Empire in the short term. In the long term? Nice job breaking it.
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* In ''Literature/{{Inferno}}'' by Creator/LarryNiven & Jerry Pournelle, which is a modern re-imagining of Dante's ''[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Inferno]]'', Hell is one big, strange bureaucracy whose motives the protagonist puzzles out during the course of the story.

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* In ''Literature/{{Inferno}}'' ''Literature/InfernoLarryNivenAndJerryPournelle'' by Creator/LarryNiven & Jerry Pournelle, which is a modern re-imagining of Dante's ''[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Inferno]]'', Hell is one big, strange bureaucracy whose motives the protagonist puzzles out during the course of the story.
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* ''Series/YourPrettyFaceIsGoingToHell'' envisions Hell as a (literally) soul-sucking cubicle farm, with Satan serving as a CorruptCorporateExecutive.
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* The original pitch of ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'' stated the reason why Jimmy was in Miseryville in the first place was because an administrative error got him sent there. Whether or not this is still the case is currently unknown.

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* The original pitch of ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'' stated the that reason why Jimmy [[ThePollyanna Jimmy]] was in Miseryville [[HellOfATime Miseryville]] in the first place was because that after he died by being hit by a bus, an administrative error got him by the powers that be sent there. him down instead of up. Whether or not this is still the case in the final cut of the show is currently unknown.
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* Creator/EoinColfer's ''Literature/TheWishList'' features Saint Peter griping about how computer programmers never get past the Pearly Gates, so he has to do all of his records manually. The staff of Hell dread being reassigned to somewhere even worse than they already are.

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* Creator/EoinColfer's ''Literature/TheWishList'' features Saint Peter griping about how computer programmers never get past the Pearly Gates, so he has to do all of his records manually. The staff of Hell dread being reassigned to somewhere even worse than they already are.
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* Three social workers are driving together to a social work conference when they are killed in a car crash. They end up approaching St. Peter in heaven, where they will each have to tell him what they did with their lives, so that St. Peter can determine whether they go to heaven or hell.
-->The first social worker says, "I worked for the county welfare department. It was a really hard job and I was overloaded with clients, but I did help some people living in poverty to get necessary services." St. Peter thinks for a little bit, types into his computer for a little bit and says, "OK, you can go to heaven."
-->The second social worker says, "I worked for Child Protective Services. It was really hard and depressing work, but I helped some children get out of abusive homes." St. Peter thinks for a little bit, types into his computer for a little bit, and says, "OK, you can go to heaven."
-->The third social worker says, "I worked for a managed care company. I was very well paid and had a nice cushy office, and I really saved that insurance company a lot of money!" St. Peter thinks for a little bit, types into his computer for a little bit, and says, "OK, you can go to heaven, but you can only stay for three days."
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** The Nine Hells of Baator has an Infernal Bureaucracy centered around the damnation of mortal souls, which requires a good deal of paperwork and a special breed of devilish bureaucrats. Mortal souls that arrive in Baator are marked based on which devil managed to tip their alignment to LawfulEvil, and shuttled off to the plane's different layers depending on which [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils archdevil]] will ultimately take credit for their damnation, where they will be tortured for spiritual energy and transformed into a new devil at the bottom of the infernal pecking order. There's a court system where mortals who signed a DealWithTheDevil can try to argue their cases and get out of an infernal contract, and though the devils will provide free legal counsel, they'll also do their best to prove that a mortal's other actions in life damned them for unrelated reasons. Devils compete viciously with each other to fill their damnation quotas and earn promotion to a more powerful form of Baatezu - demotion is feared more than oblivion, because at least oblivion is painless, while demotion to a lesser devil is humiliating and agonizingly painful. Combined with "soul futures" trading, spiritual loan sharks trading a few souls now to a desperate devil for the promise of more souls later, devils competing with each other for rights to the most productive soul harvesting territory on the material plane, "lateral demotions" of dangerous underlings to a form of devil ill-suited for soul collection and thus further promotion, and archdevils trying to poach talent from each other, and the whole thing comes across as a dark satire of corporate politics.

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** The Nine Hells of Baator has an Infernal Bureaucracy centered around the damnation of mortal souls, which requires a good deal of paperwork and a special breed of devilish bureaucrats. Mortal souls that arrive in Baator are marked based on which devil managed to tip their alignment to LawfulEvil, and shuttled off to the plane's different layers depending on which [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils archdevil]] will ultimately take credit for their damnation, where they will be tortured for spiritual energy and transformed into a new devil at the bottom of the infernal pecking order. There's a court system where mortals who signed a DealWithTheDevil can try to argue their cases and get out of an infernal contract, and though the devils will provide free legal counsel, they'll also do their best to prove that a mortal's other actions in life damned them for unrelated reasons. Devils compete viciously with each other to fill their damnation quotas and earn promotion to a more powerful form of Baatezu - demotion is feared more than oblivion, oblivion because it's humiliating and agonizing, while at least oblivion is painless, while demotion to a lesser devil is humiliating and agonizingly painful. Combined with painless. Throw in "soul futures" trading, spiritual loan sharks trading a few souls now to a desperate devil for the promise of more souls later, devils competing with each other for rights to the most productive soul harvesting territory on the material plane, Material Plane, [[NonPromotion "lateral demotions" demotions"]] of dangerous underlings to a form into forms of devil ill-suited for soul collection and thus further promotion, and archdevils trying to poach talent from each other, and the whole thing comes across as a dark satire of corporate politics.
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* ''Series/TheGoodPlace'': Every single action in your life is given a score managed by accountants. Even trivial things like buying a trashy magazine (bad) or eating a healthy sandwich (good). When you die you need a very high positive score in order to get into the titular Good Place while everyone else goes to the Bad Place. The scoring system however is infamously convoluted and at times nonsensical with a mention in season 3 that only the accountants have full knowledge on how the system works. Outside the neighborhoods, everything (at least on one side) is run like a company complete with board meetings, climbing the corporate ladder, approaching work like a day at the office and coffee breaks, while another side is run by a committee so hidebound that it's going to take them 1,400 years just to form the committee to investigate a complaint.

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* ''Series/TheGoodPlace'': Every single action in your life is given a score managed by accountants. Even trivial things like buying a trashy magazine (bad) or eating a healthy sandwich (good). When you die you need a very high positive score in order to get into the titular Good Place while everyone else goes to the Bad Place. The scoring system however is infamously convoluted and at times nonsensical with a mention in season 3 that only the accountants have full knowledge on how the system works.works (for example, that healthy sandwich is worth less points on a baguette, because it makes it more ''French''). Outside the neighborhoods, everything (at least on one side) is run like a company complete with board meetings, climbing the corporate ladder, approaching work like a day at the office and coffee breaks, while another side is run by a committee so hidebound that it's going to take them 1,400 years just to form the committee to investigate a complaint.
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* In the Bulgarian short story ''On The Other Side'' by Elin Pelin, St. Peter has to whip out a tome ("numbered, bound and sealed by God's hand") to convince a recently passed old man that he belongs in Heaven, not Hell.
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* ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}''. Staffed by the ghosts of people who committed suicide.

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* ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}''. Staffed The afterlife is a waiting room and a surreal office building staffed by the ghosts of people who committed suicide.suicide. The newly dead are assigned case workers who give limited guidance, and the dead are expected to read ''The Handbook for the Recently Deceased'' immediately upon their death (not that anyone comes out and tells them to read it, it’s just expected).
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* The titular institution from ''Literature/TheFerrymanInstitute'' is the first of many supernatural institutions made to escort the souls of the departed to the afterlife. As mankind grew in size, not only did the Institute have to grow, but Death began creating other competing agencies to compensate for the workload.
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* In ''VideoGame/DeathAndTaxes'' the player character is a GrimReaper charged with maintaining the balance of life and death for a small town, through paperwork.
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* In ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' the souls of the recently deceased are collected by Kyrians and brought before the [[{{Psychopomp}} Arbiter]] who assesses the soul's life and assigns them to the appropriate realm. Each realm of the Shadowlands has its own directive to pursue in service of the Shadowlands as a whole, such as Bastion training new Kyrian and Maldraxxus acting as the military.
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** Each world has a Kami, meaning "god", although the Creator/{{FUNimation}} dubs make Kami their given name and their title changed to [[{{Bowlderise}} Guardian of Earth]]. They answer to the Kaio (Kaio; "Lord of Realms") of their quadrant, who answers to the Grand Kai. Above the Grand Kai are one or more Supreme Kais (Kaioshin; "Divine Lord of Realms"), who watch over the universe as a whole. The number of Supreme Kais to a universe appears to be variable; most universes appear to just have two (generally an elder and an apprentice), but Universe 7 had ''five'' at one point before a monster attack left them with a single IncompletelyTrained one.

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** Each world has a Kami, meaning "god", although the Creator/{{FUNimation}} dubs make Kami their given name and their title changed to [[{{Bowlderise}} [[{{Bowdlerise}} Guardian of Earth]]. They answer to the Kaio (Kaio; "Lord of Realms") of their quadrant, who answers to the Grand Kai. Above the Grand Kai are one or more Supreme Kais (Kaioshin; "Divine Lord of Realms"), who watch over the universe as a whole. The number of Supreme Kais to a universe appears to be variable; most universes appear to just have two (generally an elder and an apprentice), but Universe 7 had ''five'' at one point before a monster attack left them with a single IncompletelyTrained one.
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** King Yemma is in charge of judging the souls of the dead, determining whether they go to heaven or hell. He's actually a real figure from asian mythology, but what makes him this trope is that his role is portrayed as a literal desk-job, with paperwork and everything. Whether he judges ''all'' the dead or if he's just in charge of Earth's afterlife in particular is unclear.
** Each world has a Kami, meaning "god", although the Creator/{{FUNimation}} dubs make Kami their given name and their title changed to [[Bowlderize Guardian of Earth]]. They answer to the Kaio (Kaio; "Lord of Realms") of their quadrant, who answers to the Grand Kai. Above the Grand Kai are one or more Supreme Kais (Kaioshin; "Divine Lord of Realms"), who watch over the universe as a whole. The number of Supreme Kais to a universe appears to be variable; most universes appear to just have two (generally an elder and an apprentice), but Universe 7 had ''five'' at one point before a monster attack left them with a single IncompletelyTrained one.

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** King Yemma is in charge of judging the souls of the dead, determining whether they go to heaven or hell. He's actually a real figure from asian mythology, but what makes him this trope is that his role is portrayed as a literal ''literal'' desk-job, with paperwork and pen-pushing and everything. Whether he judges ''all'' the dead or if he's just in charge of Earth's afterlife in particular is unclear.
unclear, however the Buu Arc implies that he indeed does judge the dead across the ''entire'' universe.
** Each world has a Kami, meaning "god", although the Creator/{{FUNimation}} dubs make Kami their given name and their title changed to [[Bowlderize [[{{Bowlderise}} Guardian of Earth]]. They answer to the Kaio (Kaio; "Lord of Realms") of their quadrant, who answers to the Grand Kai. Above the Grand Kai are one or more Supreme Kais (Kaioshin; "Divine Lord of Realms"), who watch over the universe as a whole. The number of Supreme Kais to a universe appears to be variable; most universes appear to just have two (generally an elder and an apprentice), but Universe 7 had ''five'' at one point before a monster attack left them with a single IncompletelyTrained one.
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* ''Anime/DragonBallZ'':
** King Yemma is in charge of judging the souls of the dead, determining whether they go to heaven or hell. Whether he judges ''all'' the dead or if he's just in charge of Earth's afterlife in particular is unclear.
** Each world has a Guardian (Kami, or "God" in Japanese). The Guardians answer to the Kai (Kaio; "Lord of Realms") of their quadrant, who answers to the Grand Kai. Above the Grand Kai are one or more Supreme Kais (Kaioshin; "Divine Lord of Realms"), who watch over the universe as a whole. The number of Supreme Kais to a universe appears to be variable; most universes appear to just have two (generally an elder and an apprentice), but Universe 7 had ''five'' at one point before a monster attack left them with a single IncompletelyTrained one.

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* ''Anime/DragonBallZ'':
''Franchise/DragonBall'': An ever-expanding heirarchy of gods exist in the various universes who help lord over the realms and make sure things are running smoothly, including in the afterlife. However they do tend to fall ''hard'' into ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything and TheWorfEffect, meaning it's often left to the protagonists to meet and defeat any conflicts that arise.
** King Yemma is in charge of judging the souls of the dead, determining whether they go to heaven or hell. He's actually a real figure from asian mythology, but what makes him this trope is that his role is portrayed as a literal desk-job, with paperwork and everything. Whether he judges ''all'' the dead or if he's just in charge of Earth's afterlife in particular is unclear.
** Each world has a Kami, meaning "god", although the Creator/{{FUNimation}} dubs make Kami their given name and their title changed to [[Bowlderize Guardian (Kami, or "God" in Japanese). The Guardians of Earth]]. They answer to the Kai Kaio (Kaio; "Lord of Realms") of their quadrant, who answers to the Grand Kai. Above the Grand Kai are one or more Supreme Kais (Kaioshin; "Divine Lord of Realms"), who watch over the universe as a whole. The number of Supreme Kais to a universe appears to be variable; most universes appear to just have two (generally an elder and an apprentice), but Universe 7 had ''five'' at one point before a monster attack left them with a single IncompletelyTrained one.
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Soul}}'' contrasts the friendly counselors (all named "Jerry") who help new souls in the Great Before develop their personalities before going to Earth with Terry, the ornery accountant who tabulates the souls going into the Great Beyond. And when they notice an anomaly in the count, Terry goes out of their way to drag Joe's errant soul back to the conveyor belt. [[spoiler: In the end, the Jerries shift a bead on Terry's abacus while they're not looking and give Joe a second chance at life as a reward for helping 22.]]
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* Doubles with MundaneAfterlife in ''Series/MiracleWorkers''. After you die, you become an angel working at Heaven Inc., which runs the whole world, with departments running from the Department of Dirt to the badly understaffed Department of Answered Prayers, to the now defunct Department of Mammoths.
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* Hotori dies and finds the Japanese Heaven is like this in ''Manga/SoredemoMachiWaMawatteiru''.

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* Hotori dies and finds the Japanese Heaven is like this in ''Manga/SoredemoMachiWaMawatteiru''.
''Manga/AndYetTheTownMoves''.

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