History Funny / XiaolinShowdown

* "Ring of the Nine Dragons": The showdown for the Falcon's Eye. Omi's still in Nine Dragon mode and is as loopy as a Whoozy Shooter victim, leading to some immensely hilarious moments. Highlights include:

-->'''Jack:''' There are some things... man was not meant to know.

-->'''Wuya:''' Zombies, eh? ''([[AsideGlance turns towards the camera with an exasperated look]])'' [[SurroundedByIdiots This can only be an improvement]].

--> '''Master Fung:''' It has already begun. A [[ExtyYearsFromNow thousand years of darkness]].\\

::: : And after they clean up the dishes, Master Monk Guan yells out to do it again before nightfall.

:: : What's even funnier is that "Sparrow eating hot dog" is the ''only'' one to get any form of reaction, possibly due to [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands Omi making up the name on the spot]].
** Even funnier when you remember that "Sparrow eating dirt" is a move that Omi once used against Jermaine.

* A lot of the moves have silly names. Special mention goes to...

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* This little gem:
-->'''Clay:''' You okay, Dojo?!\\

* In the same episode as the example above, Jack Spicer unveils his new EvilLaugh. It is by far the most annoying sound you'll ever hear.
* Jack writing Omi's evil theme music.

* Jack's left-field ability with winter sports (such as snowboarding and :
-->'''Jack:''' ''[literally skating circles around Omi, saying everything [[DeadpanSnarker completely deadpan]]]'' I ask for [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior knife-throwing lessons]], Mom sends me [[ButtMonkey figure skating]]. ''[imitates his mother]'' "You never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda bad for making a robot out of her juicer.

** When everyone's sad about Clay leaving, Raimundo says that he misses Clay, as he can still make fun of Omi, but most of the time he doesn't get it. Cue Omi lamenting and halfway through he is outraged that Raimundo makes fun of him.

* In "The Shard of Lightning", rapid-fire hilarity goes as follows: Jack Spicer epically wins, because it's actually a robot with better one-liners. Using the Shard of Lightning, they steal almost every Wu from the temple, pranking all the way (including [[CallBack Omi getting pantsed]] [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes and handed a squirrel]], plus the old "Saw Under the Floor" trick). Meanwhile, Wuya can't make her new "{{Mook}}" [[SpoiledBrat Catnappe]] do diddly-doo dah. Cue showdown featuring several betrayals aaand...

-->'''Kimiko:''' Is that luck - or a trap?

** This episode has Jack obsessing over Chase. Wuya finds him and points out that it's pathetic. Jack then claims Wuya is jealous.

** Jack doesn't know how to dress himself according to Wuya. Different colored socks.

** At the beginning, everyone is opening presents sent to them by their family. Except for Omi, who is sitting in the corner, depressed.

** Omi's face the moment he realizes his family is made out of robots.

* Jack's left-field ability with winter sports:
-->'''Jack:''' ''[literally skating circles around Omi, saying everything [[DeadpanSnarker completely deadpan]]]'' I ask for [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior knife-throwing lessons]], Mom sends me [[ButtMonkey figure skating]]. ''[imitates]'' "You never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda bad for making a robot out of her juicer.

* For the entire "Dream Stalker" episode, Hannibal Bean's been spamming Raimundo with scary things (which can be [[BlackComedy funny enough]] [[NightmareFetishist in and of itself]]). Meanwhile, TheDragon of the episode summoned a rhino to help it fight, but the remaining 3 monks won anyway, wonder how... Cue [[ItMakesSenseInContext Rai in the sky]] [[Disney/TheLionKing Mufasa-style]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext with a younger Rai]], who promptly [[MindScrew explain and wish them sweet dreams]]. Their reactions plus [[FlatWhat flat sax]] are what sell it, though.

'''Clay:''' No you're not water! You're a girl! Ha-ha!

* Jack doesn't know how to dress himself according to Wuya. Different colored socks.

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** The boys' thoughts in row Kimiko hears with the Mind Reading Konch:

--->'''Clay:''' [[TheTriple "Mmm, baby back ribs..."]] (
[the last one makes Kimiko raise an eyebrow]

* Every time Omi gets an idiom wrong.

* "Is that luck - or a trap?" "SAME DIFFERENCE!"
* "No girl will become a leader before me." "I could've built that machine." [[TheTriple "Mmm, baby back ribs..."]]
* Omi attempting witty banter.
-->'''Omi:''' He who is last to be laughing, laughs most loudly!\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Raimundo:''' What Omi did to that sentence is what we're gonna do to you!

* Omi tries using the Serpent's Tail to find the Golden Tiger claws after [[CallBack sending it to the Earth's core]]. During the trip, he ends up in the middle of a farm, startling an old farmer. After Omi apologizes, the farmer says this little gem:
-->'''Farmer:''' ''[in a rather casual tone]'' Darn talkin' gophers.

* How does [[ArrogantKungFuGuy Chase]] [[TheStoic Young]] feel about his fellow villains?
** "[Wuya] was less annoying as a disembodied floating head!"
** "[Hannibal Bean] could pour fertilizer on that head and nothing would grow!"
** Chase's door [[RunningGag slams on Jack Spicer]].
** The rest get shot out of a catapult.
* When the monks need Jack to win, they pretend to Jack that the other villains suddenly respect him with [[ItMakesSenseInContext a recording of them impersonating the villains]]:
-->'''Omi:''' ''[impersonating Wuya with a cutout mask]'' Do not underestimate Jack. Those bubble bots are genius!\\
--\\
'''Clay:''' ''[impersonating Chase the same way while stroking a plush tiger]'' Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level!\\
''[Dojo walks onto the screen in a bathrobe]''\\
'''Raimundo:''' Dojo, get out of the shot!\\
--\\
'''Kimiko:''' ''[impersonating Hannibal Bean with a finger puppet]'' He is truly evil incarnate!
:: : And it actually ''works''.
* This conversation that happens over Kimiko's hometown of Tokyo.
-->'''Kimiko:''' I can't wait to introduce you all to [my dad]. He's super cool.\\
'''Raimundo:''' And super rich! ''[[[WingdingEyes dollar-sign eyes]]]'' Did I ever tell you that you are my ''favorite'' monk?\\
'''Omi:''' ''[[[PuppyDogEyes intensely sad face]]]'' I thought ''I'' was your favorite...
* In the same episode as above, when the group meets Kimiko's father:
-->'''Kimiko:''' Papa's always been a kid at heart. When I was little, he bought me every electronic toy out there. I had to beg for him to buy me clothes.\\
'''Omi:''' You didn't wear any clothes?
* [[RunningGag Genetically-altered superkittens.]]
* The ridiculous moves.
--> '''Omi:''' Sparrow eating ''hot dog!''\\
'''Chase:''' [[LampshadeHanging Sparrow eating hot dog?]]
:: : What's even funnier is that "Sparrow eating hot dog" is the ''only'' one to get any form of reaction, possibly due to [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands Omi making up the name on the spot]].
* When Wuya [[DemonicPossession steals Raimundo's body]] due to the Heylin comet, the showdown is "Steal The Wu", where the characters have to take Wuya's three Shen Gong Wu, the Third Arm Sash, Helmet of Jong, and Mantis Flip Coin. And then she uses the Shroud of Shadows, a Wu that ''wasn't'' wagered, and Kimiko calls Wuya on cheating. Wuya says "[[LampshadeHanging You're fighting evil. What do you expect?]]".
* Omi's attempt to make Chase good by going back in time. It works. Hannibal gives Chase a bowl of what they both think is Lao Mang Lone soup, and the following happens (doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome):
-->'''Chase:''' ''[[[SpitTake spits it out]]]'' I see you take me for a fool! This tastes like...\\
'''Hannibal:''' ''[tasting it]'' Pea soup?\\
''[Chase picks him up]''\\
'''Chase:''' You expect me to trade my eternal soul for ''pea soup''?\\
'''Hannibal:''' NO! This is a trick!\\
'''Chase:''' Here's another one! I call it: "The Vanishing Bean!"\\
''[he proceeds to plop Hannibal into the soup pot and toss it, with Hannibal [[BigNo screaming]] all the way]''

* One scene in "The Apprentice" pretty much has three right in a row. It starts with this:

* "Treasure of the Blind Swordsmanan": The blind old man being constantly confused about his location.

* Raimundo's [[ComicallyMissingThePoint SECRET ELABORATE PLAN]].

* Raimundo's [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]] reactions to Omi's bad idioms can be just as funny, if not more so, especially when he completely gives up on correcting the boy in the third season.
-->'''Omi:''' Dojo! Keep your ears on the game!\\
'''Raimundo:''' ''[[[ComicallySerious completely flat]]]'' Omi, you gotta be doing that on purpose.

* Good!Jack. Just... Good!Jack. He's like [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Rock Lee]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs on goodness steroids]]. Every move is punctuated by a girly ballet spin, a thumbs up, a sparkling smile, or some combination thereof. At one point, everybody takes one step backwards. Good!Jack is blissfully unaware.
* "Anyway, we're going to get to the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman first. Right, evil posse?!" ''[robot posse cheers enthusiastically, save for one who is picking flowers]''
* Three-second rule! [[NotSoAboveItAll Even Chase says it.]]

* When everyone's sad about Clay leaving, Raimundo says that he misses Clay, as he can still make fun of Omi, but most of the time he doesn't get it. Cue Omi lamenting and halfway through he is outraged that Raimundo makes fun of him.

* The Chi Creature placing a set of toilet paper labeled econo size in Good!Jack's shopping cart.

* Whenever Clay says "What a Dojo!"

* "Big as Texas": Omi's several attempts at milking Bessy the Cow. Every time he touches her udder, she kicks him hard, throwing him away. Omi lands on the top of the windmill, in the chickens' cottage, in the pigs' pen, and next to his friends, who were riding. When he lands at his friends, he denies his failed attempts at milking the cow.

* "The Treasure of the Blind Man": The blind old man being constantly confused about his location.

* From "Oil In The Family":

* Omi's reaction to Raimundo turning off the game he was playing.
-->'''Omi:''' YAAH! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE FORCES OF ''EVIL''!

* The showdown for the Falcon's Eye. Omi's still in Nine Dragon mode and is as loopy as a Whoozy Shooter victim, leading to some immensely hilarious moments. Highlights include:
** Poking Jack's nose while giggling and informing him, "You are very funny man! I like cake!" while making a literal ◕ω◕ face.
** Falling off his board mid-challenge, then standing in the middle of the snow lane, causing Jack crash into him while Omi yells, "HUUUUUG!" Jack's baffled expression during the hug really sells it.
** Sliding up and then back down the final hill.
** Jack challenges Omi to a Xiaolin Showdown. Omi pinches his nose.
--->'''Omi:''' Honk!\\
'''Jack:''' I'll take that as a yes...
* Dojo's attempts to make Omi release him from a cage.
-->'''Dojo:''' ''[disguises as Master Fung]'' Omi, Dojo has escaped, you must unlock this cage!\\
'''Omi:''' You are not Master Fung.\\
'''Dojo:''' ''[disguises as a little girl]'' I'm scared! Please let me out!\\
'''Omi:''' Dojo, that will not fool me.\\
'''Dojo:''' ''[disguises as an old Chinese woman]'' Omi, this is your mother, open this cage right now!\\
'''Omi:''' I am an orphan!\\
'''Dojo:''' ''[disguises as Omi]'' [[MindScrew Omi, it's Omi! You've got to let me out!]]

* Pretty much anything involving the invisible mime box, but the kicker would have to be Raimundo's response to Clay ''finally'' figuring out that his friends are trapped in there:
-->'''Raimundo:''' ''[imitating Clay]'' Iiiit's [[SomeKindOfForceField sum - sort - of in-vis-e-ble baaaaaaax]]. Ai, took him long enough.

* Jack becoming leader of the Black Vipers. "Yes! I guess this makes me [[AmbiguouslyGay queen]]!" ''[{{Beat}}, followed by [[LaughTrack stock child's laughter]]]''
* After Clay and his dad have a heart to heart, Jack asks...
-->'''Jack:''' How come we don't have a relationship like that?\\
'''Wuya:''' I'm not your mommy. [[HypocriticalHumor Now, pick up your toys]], Jackie, and let's go home.
* "C'mon, Rai, you can still win this!" "Just think: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint WHAT WOULD]] [[SmallNameBigEgo OMI DO]]?!"
* Omi biting Monkey!Jack on the butt in retaliation for Monkey!Jack biting him on the butt.
-->'''Kimiko:''' I think that plan would've worked on Jack even if he ''wasn't'' a monkey.

* Wuya sums up Jack's deal with Pandabubba as...
-->'''Wuya:''' You mean you traded the most powerful objects in the world for ''robot parts''!?\\
'''Jack:''' I kept the Monkey Staff.\\
''[Wuya tries to punch Jack, her ghostly fists going through him]''

* Jack Spicer is playing with the Rio Reverso, a Shen Gong Wu that turns something into its original state, like for example a tree into an acorn. First, he turns a football into a pig. "And now to answer the greatest question..." He whips out a chicken. "''Which came first!?''" The chicken turns into an egg... and back into a chicken... and back to an egg... and then a chicken... and keeps goin back and forth as it rolls off the table.
-->'''Jack:''' There are some things... man was not meant to know.

* Jack trying to convince a parrot, which he mistakes for The Bird of Paradise, to tell him what makes the bird so special, but failing terribly because the parrot keeps repeating him and Jack takes everything it says literally, including when he threatens the parrot to beat him up if he doesn't answer his question. In other words, he gets scared at his own threat.

* "Big as Texas": Omi's several attempts at milking Bessy the Cow. Every time he touches her udder, she kicks him hard, throwing him away. Omi lands on the top of the windmill, in the chickens' cottage, in the pigs' pen, and next to his friends, who were riding. When he lands at his friends, he denies his failed attempts st milking the cow.

* In "Enter the Dragon", Wuya becomes so frightened at Dojo's evil side, she lets out an ear-piercing scream and dives inside of Jack's body, making him shudder and retch.

* The episode "Evil Within" has Jack obsessing over Chase. Wuya finds him and points out that it's pathetic. Jack then claims Wuya is jealous.

* 962 years of darkness.
--> '''Master Fung:''' It has already begun. A [[ExtyYearsFromNow thousand years of darkness]].\\
'''Kimiko:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why a thousand?]]\\
'''Master Fung:''' It is really 962 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous.

* What's Jack Spicer's reaction to the furry-scorpion-thing Sabini landing on his face after trying to get the Monarch Wings? To scream EXACTLY like a little girl. He also does this upon the awakening of Mala Mala Jong.
* The blind old man being constantly confused about his location.
-->'''Old Man:''' What? I live in a cave?!

* One episode has Jack obsessing over Chase. Wuya finds him and points out that it's pathetic. Jack then claims Wuya is jealous.
-->'''Wuya:''' Me jealous. HAHAHA! ''[sadface]'' What'ssospecialaboutChaseYounganyways?
* Omi and Bessy the Cow.

-->'''Raimundo:''' Someone should jump in to save her! ''[barely touches water with his foot, then shivers at how cold it is]'' Someone with ''a lot'' of body fat. ''[points to Clay]''
-->'''Clay:''' Or... ''[grabs Raimundo's head]'' Someone with a flotation device for a head! ''[shoves him into the water]''
-->'''Raimundo:''' Hey!
* One episode had Jack obsessing over Chase. Wuya finds him and points out that it's pathetic. Jack then claims Wuya is jealous.
-->'''Wuya''': Me jealous. HAHAHA! (sadface) What'ssospecialaboutChaseYounganyways?
* This gem from the first episode:
-->'''Omi''': And so, our grand quest begins. Follow me... '''''[[NoIndoorVoice TO VICTORY!!!!]]'''''
-->''({{Beat}} as the rest of the Xiaolin Dragons stare on)''
-->'''Omi''' (offscreen): ...I have ''no'' idea where I'm going.

--> '''Master Fung''': It has already begun. A [[ExtyYearsFromNow thousand years of darkness]].
--> '''Kimiko''': [[LampshadeHanging Why a thousand?]]
--> '''Master Fung''': It is really 962 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous.

-->'''Clay:''' You okay, Dojo?!
-->'''Dojo:''' I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
-->'''Clay:''' You don't ''have'' legs.
* What was Jack Spicer's reaction to the furry-scorpion-thing Sabini landing on his face after trying to get the Monarch Wings? To scream EXACTLY like a little girl.
** He also does this upon the awakening of Mala Mala Jong.

--> '''Old Man''': What? I live in a cave?!
* Clay's LoopholeAbuse in the second episode.
* Omi's messed up phrase from ''Something Jermaine:''
-->'''Omi:''' I order you to spill your internal organs, right now!
-->'''Jack:''' WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU?!
-->'''Raimundo:''' Uh, I think what he's trying to say is "spill your guts".
* And from ''Oil In The Family:''
--> '''Omi''' The jig is down! You are at the top of the rope! Spoon over the Wu!
-->''[{{Beat}} as every single character stops what they are doing to contemplate this]''
-->'''Raimundo:''' ''(wobbles by)'' Bleurgh... ''(faints)''
-->'''Jack:''' Oh! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! ''(does a victory dance and flashes a ribbon saying "EVIL GENIUS")''

-->'''Omi:''' Dojo! Keep your ears on the game!
-->'''Rai, [[ComicallySerious completely flat]]:''' Omi, you gotta be doing that on purpose.
* Dojo's "magic trick" in ''Time After Time.''
-->'''Dojo:''' It's the Queen of Hearts!
-->'''Chase:''' ''*Completely deadpan*'' Seven of Spades.
* The showdown for the Falcon's Eye. Omi's still in Nine Dragon mode and is as loopy as a Whoozy Shooter victim, leading to some immensely hilarious moments, hightlights include:

-->'''Omi:''' Honk!
-->'''Jack:''' I'll take that as a yes...

-->'''Dojo:''' ''(disguises as Master Fung)'' Omi, Dojo has escaped, you must unlock this cage!
-->'''Omi:''' You are not Master Fung.
-->'''Dojo:''' ''(disguises as a little girl)'' I'm scared! Please let me out!
-->'''Omi:''' Dojo, that will not fool me.
-->'''Dojo:''' ''(disguises as an old Chinese woman)'' Omi, this is your mother, open this cage right now!
-->'''Omi:''' I am an orphan!
-->'''Dojo:''' ''(disguises as Omi)'' [[MindScrew Omi, it's Omi! You've got to let me out!]]
* Omi's mullet in "Dreamscape."

* Episode 9:
-->'''Omi:''' Who put this building in my way?!
** Omi trying to use [[JiveTurkey slang]]. It's the look of confusion on his face that sells it.

-->'''Raimundo:''' ''(imitating Clay)'' Iiiit's [[SomeKindOfForceField sum - sort - of in-vis-e-ble baaaaaaax.]] Ai, took him long enough.

* Jack becoming leader of the Black Vipers. "Yes! I guess this makes me [[AmbiguouslyGay queen!]]" ({{Beat}}, followed by [[LaughTrack stock child's laughter]])

-->'''Jack:''' How come we don't have a relationship like that?
-->'''Wuya:''' I'm not your mommy. [[HypocriticalHumor Now, pick up your toys]], Jackie, and let's go home.

-->'''Kimiko''': I think that plan would've worked on Jack even if he ''wasn't'' a monkey.
* Good!Jack. Just... Good!Jack. He's like [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Rock Lee]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs on goodness steroids]]. Every move is punctuated by a girly ballet spin, a thumbs up, a sparkling smile, or some combination thereof.
** (Everybody takes one step backwards. Good!Jack is blissfully unaware.)
* "YOU LOOKIN' AT ME, BOBO?!"
** That entire episode ("The Return of Master Monk Guan") is pure hilarity combined with RewatchBonus. The DrillSergeantNasty routine, the DisproportionateRetribution combined with InsaneTrollLogic, Raimundo [[FaceHeelTurn joining Hannibal Bean]] and ''[[CurbStompBattle owning]]'' [[ArrogantKungFuGuy Omi]]? "Bobo?" [[spoiler: Guan and Rai [[FakeDefector planned this from the get-go]].]] You may now laugh at the whole thing, if you weren't already.
** Master Monk Guan can be funny as a strict master as well,
-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' I am tough, but Fair. All I ask is for you to do exactly as I say and never ask questions, (Sudden Shout) DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!
-->'''Omi, Kimiko, Clay and Raimondo:''' Yes Master Monk Guan!
-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' Good, now any questions?
** (Raimondo foolishly raises his hand)
-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
** And after they clean up the dishes, Master Monk Guan yells out to do it again before Night Fall.
-->'''Raimondo:''' But they're already clean enough to eat off of, See?
-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' THAT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION?! (Followed by Raimondo doing presumably 50 pushups as punishment)
* From "Wu Got The Power":
-->'''Jack:''' That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of it?
-->'''Hannibal:''' My guess? [[LateToThePunchline An extra chromosome.]] Now bring me the Shen Gong Wu!
* In episode 6, Omi demonstrates his foresight in Shen Gong Wu sparring:
--> ''(Both choose weapons)''
-->'''Raimundo''': Tangle Web Comb!
-->''(Omi's turn to choose)''
-->'''Omi''': I'm good.
-->''[Comb backfires on Rai.]''
**
--> '''Rai''': Fist of Tebigong!
--> '''Omi''': Two-Ton Tunic!
--> '''[[NoSell *CLANG!*]]'''
--> '''Clay''': Ouch.
--> '''Kimiko''': With a capital "O."
* In episode [=S3E04=], "Omi Town":
** At the beginning, everyone is opening presents sent to them by their family. Except for Omi, who is sitting in the corner, depressed.
-->'''Dojo:''' Hey, Omi-ball. Why aren't you grabbing the booty?
-->'''Omi:''' I do not feel like grabbing my booty.
-->'''Dojo:''' Poor kid gets this way every year around this time.
-->'''Raimundo:''' [[InnocentlyInsensitive Oh, you mean because he's an orphan and has no family.]]
-->'''Kimiko:''' ''[grabs his mouth and hold it shut]'' [[SarcasmMode Nice, Rai.]] [[KickTheDog Now why don't you just go kick him?]]
-->'''Raimundo:''' Hey, I didn't mean anything. Besides, it's not all bad being an orphan. Think of what you save on gifts.
-->''[Omi flops down onto his face.]''
-->'''Dojo:''' ''[to Raimundo]'' I don't think you're getting through.
** Omi leaves the temple for a while and the group try to do Wudai Orion Formation. Kimiko jumps and lands right on her face.
** Omi's face the moment he realizes [[spoiler: his family is made out of robots]].
** "What is so unusual about a town of [[DistractedByMyOwnSexy exceptionally good-looking people]]?!"
* This exchange from "The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean":
-->'''Omi, to Kimiko:''' You are THE MALE!
-->'''Raimundo:''' Ah, that's 'you are the man'.
-->'''Clay, to Kimiko:''' Well, you're... definitely somethin'.
* "Anyway, we're going to get to the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman first. Right, evil posse?!" (Robot posse cheers enthusiastically, save for one who is picking flowers.)
* Three-second rule!
** [[NotSoAboveItAll Even Chase says it.]]
* Raimundo BreakingTheFourthWall in Hannibal's Revenge, complete with grins and thumbs up from the others. As one viewer on Website/YouTube put it:
--> '''skellington15:''' The 4th Wall has suffered a humiliating defeat!
** Master Fung makes an ominous statement.
-->'''Raimundo:''' Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, "Previously, on WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown!"
-->''(Everyone smiles and gives a thumbs-up)''
* Omi attempting witty banter
--> '''Omi''': He who is last to be laughing, laughs most loudly!
-->''(beat)''
--> '''Raimundo''': What Omi did to that sentence is what we're gonna do to you!
** That was the episode where Jack Spicer unveils his new EvilLaugh. It is by far the most annoying sound you'll ever hear.

-->'''Farmer:''' *in a rather casual tone* Darn talkin' gophers.

-->(literally skating circles around Omi) I ask for [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior knife-throwing lessons]], Mom sends me [[ButtMonkey figure skating]]. (imitates) "You never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda bad for making a robot out of her juicer. (All [[DeadpanSnarker completely deadpan.]])
* In "The Shard of Lightning," rapid-fire hilarity goes as follows: Jack Spicer epically wins, because it's actually a robot with better one-liners. Using the Shard of Lightning, they steal almost every Wu from the temple, pranking all the way (including [[CallBack Omi getting pantsed]] [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes and handed a squirrel]], plus the old "Saw Under the Floor" trick). Meanwhile, Wuya can't make her new "{{Mook}}" [[SpoiledBrat Catnappe]] do diddly-doo dah. Cue showdown featuring several betrayals aaand...
-->Omi: How do you stop an elephant from charging? [[spoiler: You do not.]]
* For the entire "Dream Stalker" episode, Hannibal Bean's been spamming Raimundo with scary things (which can be [[BlackComedy funny enough]] [[NightmareFetishist in and of itself]]). Meanwhile, TheDragon of the episode, summoned a rhino to help it fight, but the remaining 3 monks won anyway, wonder how... Cue [[ItMakesSenseInContext Rai in the sky]] [[Disney/TheLionKing Mufasa-style]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext with a younger Rai]], who promptly [[MindScrew explain and wish them sweet dreams.]] Their reactions plus [[FlatWhat flat sax]] are what sell it, though.

** "(Wuya) was less annoying as a disembodied floating head!"
** "(Hannibal Bean) could pour fertilizer on that head and nothing would grow!"
** (Chase's door [[RunningGag slams on Jack Spicer]])
** (The rest get shot out of a catapault)

-->'''Omi''' (Impersonating Wuya with a ''cutout mask''): Do not underestimate Jack. Those bubble bots are genius!
--> --
-->'''Clay''' (Impersonating Chase the same way while stroking a plush tiger): Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level!
--> ''Dojo walks onto the screen in a bathrobe''
--> '''Raimundo''': Dojo, get out of the shot!
--> --
--> '''Kimimo''' (Impersonating Hannibal Bean with a ''finger puppet''): He is truly evil incarnate!
** And it actually ''works''.

--> '''Kimiko''': I can't wait to introduce you all to [my dad]. He's super cool.
--> '''Raimundo''': And super rich! (''[[WingdingEyes dollar-sign eyes]]'') Did I ever tell you that you are my ''favorite'' monk?
--> '''Omi''': (''[[PuppyDogEyes intensely sad face]]'') I thought ''I'' was your favorite...
** That same episode, when the group meets Kimiko's father:
--> '''Kimiko:''' Papa's always been a kid at heart. When I was little, he bought me every electronic toy out there. I had to beg for him to buy me clothes.\\

* From "Saving Omi:
--> '''Chase (talking to Jack)''': "Cyclops soiled himself again. And when you are done be sure to bury the treasure. Deep."
* From "Like a Rock!".
-->'''Raimundo:''' Oh, this is nice, huh? The three of us friends having a few laughs together. But where's our fourth friend, Mr. Clay? Oh, that's right, '''HE'S LOSING THE FIST OF TEBIGONG TO JACK SPICER!!!''' '''''DID YOU GUYS FORGET THAT?!?!?'''''
** While the three are trapped inside the box, Kimiko tries her way of getting out. What does she do? She throws Raimundo at the wall to try to break it. And she seemed to enjoy it.
* In "My Homey Omi", Omi actually gets his first (and only) catchphrase right, the weird thing is that no one seems to have noticed.
-->'''Omi:''' I am not feeling like "all that and a bag of chips" anymore.
* "The New Order": ''Grasshopper doing dog paddle''.
** And the best part is that ''Chase Young'' said it.

* Another RunningGag is ghost!Wuya using her intangibility to float through Jack, which creeps him out. In "Enter the Dragon", she becomes so frightened at Dojo's evil side, she lets out an ear-piercing scream and dives inside of Jack's body, making him shudder and retch.
--> '''Jack:''' Boundaries, ''please!'' You know I don't like that.
* One scene in "The Apprentice" pretty much has three right in a row.
--> '''Omi:''' ''(kicks robo-Jack's head off thinking it's the real Jack, and screams)'' I did not want ''that'' much revenge!
** Which is followed by Katnappe turning to a framed picture of a safe. Jack's safe is underneath it. She then proceeds to dial out the combination: 1-2-3.

** What's even funnier is that "Sparrow eating hot dog" is the ''only'' one to get any form of reaction...possibly due to [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands Omi making up the name on the spot.]]

-->'''Wuya:''' You mean you traded the most powerful objects in the world for ''robot parts!?''
-->'''Jack:''' I kept the Monkey Staff.
-->''(Wuya tries to punch Jack, her ghostly fists going through him)''

--> '''Chase:''' ''([[SpitTake spits it out]])'' I see you take me for a fool! This tastes like...\\
'''Hannibal''' ''(tasting it)''''':''' Pea soup?\\
''(Chase picks him up)''\\

''(he proceeds to plop Hannibal into the soup pot and toss it, with Hannibal [[BigNo screaming]] all the way)''
* Jack Spicer is playing with the Rio Reverso, a Shen Gong Wu that turns something into its original state (Like, for example, a tree into an acorn). First, he turns a football into a pig. "And now to answer the greatest question..." He whips out a chicken. "''Which came first!?''" The chicken turns into an egg...and back into a chicken...and back to an egg...and then a chicken...and keeps goin back and forth as it rolls off the table.
-->'''Jack:''' There are some things...man was not meant to know.

* Jack trying to convince a parrot, which he mistakes for The Bird of Paradise, to tell him what makes the bird so special, but failing terribly because the parrot keeps reapeating him and Jack takes everything it says literally, including when he threatens the parrot to beat him up if he doesn't answer his question. In other words, he gets scared at his own threat.
* To enter Wudai Orion mode, the four monks enter a team formation with Kimiko landing in a handstand on top of Omi in the center and Raimundo and Clay on both sides. The series lampshades the ridiculousness of the formation when they try to do it without Omi by having Kimiko crash headfirst into the ground, with Clay and Raimundo helping her up after while the villains mock them.

* Jack trying to convince a parrot, which he mistakes for The Bird of Paradise, to tell him what makes the bird so special, but failing terribly because the parrot keeps reapeating him and Jack takes everything it says literally, including when he threatens the parrot to beat him up if he doesn't answer his question. In other words, he gets scared at his own threat.

* Another RunningGag in ghost!Wuya using her intangibility to float through Jack, which creeps him out. In "Enter the Dragon", she becomes so frightened at Dojo's evil side, she lets out an ear-piercing scream and dives inside of Jack's body, making him shudder and retch.