History Funny / XiaolinShowdown

4th Jan '18 7:58:38 AM ASCE
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-->'''Jack:''' There are some things...man was not meant to know.

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-->'''Jack:''' There are some things...man was not meant to know.know.
* Whenever Clay says "What a Dojo!"
16th Dec '17 11:14:09 PM Rissis
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-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' I am tough, but Fair. All I ask is for you to do exactly as I say and never ask questions, (Sudden Shout) DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!"

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-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' I am tough, but Fair. All I ask is for you to do exactly as I say and never ask questions, (Sudden Shout) DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!"CLEAR!
1st Jun '17 6:44:54 PM Mrbda241
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** Master Monk Guan can be funny as a strict master as well,
-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' I am tough, but Fair. All I ask is for you to do exactly as I say and never ask questions, (Sudden Shout) DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!"
-->'''Omi, Kimiko, Clay and Raimondo:''' Yes Master Monk Guan!
-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' Good, now any questions?
**(Raimondo foolishly raises his hand)
-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
** And after they clean up the dishes, Master Monk Guan yells out to do it again before Night Fall.
-->'''Raimondo:''' But they're already clean enough to eat off of, See?
-->'''Master Monk Guan:''' THAT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION?! (Followed by Raimondo doing presumably 50 pushups as punishment)
1st Feb '17 5:48:13 PM cybertoy0
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''(he proceeds to plop Hannibal into the soup pot and toss it, with Hannibal [[BigNo screaming]] all the way)''

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''(he proceeds to plop Hannibal into the soup pot and toss it, with Hannibal [[BigNo screaming]] all the way)''way)''
* Jack Spicer is playing with the Rio Reverso, a Shen Gong Wu that turns something into its original state (Like, for example, a tree into an acorn). First, he turns a football into a pig. "And now to answer the greatest question..." He whips out a chicken. "''Which came first!?''" The chicken turns into an egg...and back into a chicken...and back to an egg...and then a chicken...and keeps goin back and forth as it rolls off the table.
-->'''Jack:''' There are some things...man was not meant to know.
29th Oct '16 3:48:09 AM supercomputer276
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-->'''Jack:''' Oh! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! ''(does a victory dance)''

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-->'''Jack:''' Oh! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! ''(does a victory dance)''dance and flashes a ribbon saying "EVIL GENIUS")''
26th Sep '16 4:17:21 PM Kaido
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** [[NotSoAboveItAll Even Chase says it.]]
7th Jul '16 1:49:20 PM Willbyr
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* Good!Jack. Just... Good!Jack. He's like [[{{Naruto}} Rock Lee]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs on goodness steroids]]. Every move is punctuated by a girly ballet spin, a thumbs up, a sparkling smile, or some combination thereof.

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* Good!Jack. Just... Good!Jack. He's like [[{{Naruto}} [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Rock Lee]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs on goodness steroids]]. Every move is punctuated by a girly ballet spin, a thumbs up, a sparkling smile, or some combination thereof.
29th Oct '15 11:04:14 PM Scabbard
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* Chase telling Jack "Cyclops soiled himself again." Cyclops: Ha ha ha Chase: and when you are done be sure to bury the treasure. deep.

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* Chase telling Jack From "Saving Omi:
--> '''Chase (talking to Jack)''':
"Cyclops soiled himself again." Cyclops: Ha ha ha Chase: and again. And when you are done be sure to bury the treasure. deep.Deep."
24th Sep '15 4:08:10 PM ilovehirohamada
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** Omi leaves the temple for a while and the group try to do Dragon X Kumei Formation. Kimiko jumps and lands right on her face.

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** Omi leaves the temple for a while and the group try to do Dragon X Kumei Wudai Orion Formation. Kimiko jumps and lands right on her face.
12th Sep '15 5:40:19 PM ilovehirohamada
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* In "Screams of the Siren", the Monks first discover Dyris, who's floating in freezing water.
-->'''Raimundo:''' Someone should jump in to save her! ''[barely touches water with his foot, then shivers at how cold it is]'' Someone with ''a lot'' of body fat. ''[points to Clay]''
-->'''Clay:''' Or... ''[grabs Raimundo's head]'' Someone with a flotation device for a head! ''[shoves him into the water]''
-->'''Raimundo:''' Hey!
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