History Funny / XMenDaysOfFuturePast

** Even better, when Logan tells him "Good to see you," Scott gives him a brief "Who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look. The way James Marsden quietly plays it like "You're being weird, but I don't really care enough to ask about it" is truly priceless. "Uhuh..." *beat* "...kay." ''(leaves room)''

''(Charles and Hank look confused)''\\

'''Logan''': ''(sighs heavily)''

* There's a different take on the scene where Hank tries asking Logan if he makes it in the future. What makes it funnier than the version in the original cut is that here, as opposed to being in the middle of Magneto's attack on the White House, Hank tries asking Logan while they're resting the mansion; the conversation is much more awkward.

'''Hank:''' ''(glooms and intends to leave)'' Oh. Okay. It's okay. Thanks.

* Charles has developed a bit of [[SirSwearsALot a potty mouth]] in the years since ''First Class'', and even gets the movie's PrecisionFStrike. Which he uses against ''[[CallBack Wolverine]]''!

* In a bit of BlackComedy, a veteran in a wheelchair mistakes Charles for one as well and asks how it happened. Charles responds "[[MetaphoricallyTrue friendly fire]]."

** There's a tempting BlackComedy when the camera shot at the bullets ''very'' slowly (in BulletTime) approaching Logan, Erik, and Charles, and the lyrics are ''[[TemptingFate "There never seems to be enough time...."]]'' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Fortunately for Peter, there is enough time.]]

* Logan's utter confusion upon waking up in the past naked, next to a girl, staring at a lava lamp, on a water bed. And his confusion again when he wakes up in the new future and wanders the mansion until he gets to Charles' study... where the Professor quite grumpily tells him he's supposed to be teaching a history class]].

* Charles has developed a bit of [[SirSwearsALot a potty mouth]] in the years since ''First Class'', and even gets the movie's PrecisionFStrike. [[spoiler:Which he uses against ''[[CallBack Wolverine]]''!]]

*** Then, Erik reveals that [[spoiler: he was trying to save JFK because he was a fellow mutant]]. His powers are revealed by one of the creators to be: [[spoiler: hypnotic charm.]] Makes sense, considering who he is.

*** [[spoiler:Promo materials for ''Film/XMenApocalypse'' reveal that Erik really ''is'' Peter's father! It wasn't just a throwaway line for comedic relief.]]

* Logan's utter confusion upon waking up in the past naked, next to a girl, staring at a lava lamp, on a water bed. And [[spoiler:his confusion again when he wakes up in the new future and wanders the mansion until he gets to Charles' study... where the Professor quite grumpily tells him he's supposed to be teaching a history class]].
** In the same scene, [[spoiler:Beast (once again played by Creator/KelseyGrammer) gives him a slyly chipper "Late start for you today!", implying that this isn't the first time that this sort of confused meandering has happened]].
** How about the thought of '''Logan''' [[spoiler:being a teacher in the first place!]]
* Near the end, when [[spoiler:Logan goes to touch the alive-and-well Jean Grey, he is stopped by Cyclops, also alive and well. Logan is happy to see him, but Scott brushes it off as he would have in the first two movies.]]
** Even better, [[spoiler:when Logan tells him "Good to see you," Scott gives him a brief "Who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look. The way James Marsden quietly plays it like "You're being weird, but I don't really care enough to ask about it" is truly priceless. "Uhuh..." *beat* "...kay." ''(leaves room)'']]
** Also, [[spoiler:as he's saying that, his fingers curl halfway to a fist, except for his middle finger. Jean looks down at that point, so she may have noticed it, too.]]

* MTV reporter Josh Horowitz asks Creator/JamesMcAvoy (whom Josh recognizes is "a big ol' [[OneOfUs geek]]") what an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WItWE2aeJ1E X-Men vs. the Avengers]] battle would look like. The actor's passionate defense of the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'' fandom is totally {{Adorkable}}!

* [[http://i.imgur.com/lbOjS92.gif This]] [[MemeticMutation meme]], invoking the [[CoolOldGuy majestic]] [[HeterosexualLifePartners bromance]] between IanMcKellen and PatrickStewart.

'''Charles''': He is a pain in the [[PrecisionFStrike ass]].

** There's a tempting BlackComedy when the camera shot at the bullets ''very'' slowly (in BulletTime) approaching Logan, Erik, and Charles, and the lyrics are ''[[TemptingFate "There doesn't seem to be enough time...."]]'' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Fortunately for Peter, there is enough time.]]

** When Magneto confesses his involvement in the JFK assassination, Peter turns to the taped-up guard to express his awe, who returns the reaction in kind (with his eyebrows)! Not only that, he mouths "Holy shit" as if saying to a fellow passenger "Check this mo-fo out." And by "fellow passenger," we mean "the guy he just duct taped to the wall."

* "You're supposed to be guarding the boss's daughter, not screwing her!" [[NoExceptYes "I didn't sleep with her! I mean, yes, I slept with her many times, but..."]]

-->"''He'' has the power to control metal. [[DeadpanSnarker Last I checked that's what most of your weapons were made of]]."

* In a CallBack to [[Film/XMen previous]] [[Film/TheWolverine films]], once Wolverine passes through a metal detector in 1973 without triggering it, he pauses and gives it an amused look. Or maybe a puzzled one--in any case, he's really used to these lighting up like Christmas trees due to his adamantium.

* MTV reporter Josh Horowitz asks Creator/JamesMcAvoy (whom Josh recognizes is "a big ol' [[OneOfUs geek]]") what an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WItWE2aeJ1E X-Men vs. the Avengers]] battle would look like. The actor's passionate defense of the ''Film/XMen'' fandom is totally {{Adorkable}}!

* "You're supposed to be guarding the boss's daughter, not screwing her!" "I didn't sleep with her! I mean, yes, I slept with her many times, but..."

** Later, Wolverine takes note of the mess inside the cabin that Magneto's power had caused:

-->'''Charles:''' ...You're on acid. Someone gave you really bad acid...yeah?

* When Magneto gives his speech towards the end of the film on live television, we see Ink watching it in a bar, Peter in his basement...and Toad working a mundane job as a fry-cook.
* Warpath's death, horrifying as it is, crosses to the BlackComedy field despite happening in one of the darkest moments of the film (and the entire saga). He is killed when a Sentinel subdues him off-screen and then suspends him overhead, ''upside down'', before its laser emitter, slowly burning his head off with its beam. For an impersonal machine like the Sentinel, it's almost like it thought "Eh, what if I pick up this boyo and fry him with my zap... Hehe, no, too easy, let's do it funny."

* Logan's utter confusion upon waking up in the past naked, next to a girl, staring at a lava lamp, on a water bed. And [[spoiler:his confusion again when he wakes up in the new future and wanders the mansion until he gets to Charles' study...where the Professor quite grumpily tells him he's supposed to be teaching a history class]].
** In the same scene, [[spoiler:Beast (once again played by Creator/KelseyGrammer) gives him a slyly chipper "late start for you today!", implying that this isn't the first time that this sort of confused meandering has happened]].

** Even better, [[spoiler:when Logan tells him "good to see you," Scott gives him a brief "who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look. The way James Marsden quietly plays it like "you're being weird but I don't really care enough to ask about it" is truly priceless. "Uhuh..." *beat* "...kay." (leaves room)]]
** Also, [[spoiler:as he's saying that, his fingers curl halfway to a fist, except for his middle finger. Jean looks down at that point, so she might notice it, too.]]

* Logan insists that they have to break Magneto out of prison; Charles then giggles like it's the most ludicrous joke in the world: "Could you give me that one more time, please?"

[Charles and Hank look confused]\\

'''Logan''': (''incredulously'') ...think peaceful thoughts.

-->'''Logan''': You can walk.\\

-->'''Logan''': That's it, you're just gonna to walk out?\\

-->'''Charles''': This is private property, my friend, I'm going to have to ask...him [Hank] to ask you to leave.

* When three unknown adult men (Logan, Charles, and Hank) come to Maximoff's house, Peter's mother automatically assumes that her son stole something. Also, none of the trio bothers to correct her when she refers to them as cops:

'''Ms. Maximoff''': [''lets them enter''] Peter, the cops are here! ....[[HereWeGoAgain again]]!

* Beast creates a device to jam the Pentagon's security cameras...by broadcasting ''Series/SanfordAndSon'' over them. One of the guards even gets into the episode!

--->'''Xavier:''' ''[to Logan]'' Sorry, I'm just not very good with violence. \\
''[Elevator doors open with Peter and Magneto on the other side]''\\

''[[[HypocriticalHumor Xavier socks Magneto in the jaw so hard he falls over]]]''\\
'''Magneto:''' ''[as he is holding his jaw]'' Good to see you too, old friend, and walking.

*** [[spoiler:Promo materials for ''Film/XMenApocalypse'' reveal that Eric really ''is'' Peter's father! It wasn't just a throwaway line for comedic relief.]]

*** While wearing a hat he stole off of one of the guards.

-->'''Wolverine:''' ''[sarcastically]'' [[{{TechnologyMarchesOn}} All three. Wow]].
-->'''Beast:''' ''[not getting it]'' And PBS.

-->[''just before a dangerous confrontation'']\\
'''Beast:''' I know I shouldn't ask, but...in the future, do I make it?\\

'''Beast:''' ''[stares at Logan in disbelief]''

* The Blu-Ray provides both the HilariousOuttakes (best moment: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xUKd-BmNFU Wolverine and Storm's kiss]]) and a DeletedScene that couldn't be split from earlier/failed takes. Creator/BryanSinger had injured his vocal chords and could only speak without doing further damage with a falsetto; thus, his orders on set led [[{{Corpsing}} all actors to fail in their intent to keep a straight face]].

-->'''Horowitz''': Cage match, how does it go down? X-Men, enter the cage, Avengers enter the cage.\\

* Virtually anything from these [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26gdt3_x-men-days-of-future-past-bloopers-gag-reel-subtitulos-en-espanol_shortfilms hilarious bloopers]].