History Funny / XMenDaysOfFuturePast

20th May '16 8:22:23 AM Gregzilla
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* "You're supposed to be guarding the boss's daughter, not screwing her!" "I didn't sleep with her! I mean, yes, I slept with her many times, but..."

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* "You're supposed to be guarding the boss's daughter, not screwing her!" [[NoExceptYes "I didn't sleep with her! I mean, yes, I slept with her many times, but...""]]
26th Apr '16 1:46:39 PM siberia82
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** Later, Wolverine takes note of the mess inside the cabin that Magneto's power had caused:

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** Later, Wolverine takes note of the mess inside the cabin that Magneto's power had caused:caused.



-->'''Charles:''' ...You're on acid. Someone gave you really bad acid...yeah?

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-->'''Charles:''' ...You're on acid. Someone gave you really bad acid... yeah?



* When Magneto gives his speech towards the end of the film on live television, we see Ink watching it in a bar, Peter in his basement...and Toad working a mundane job as a fry-cook.
* Warpath's death, horrifying as it is, crosses to the BlackComedy field despite happening in one of the darkest moments of the film (and the entire saga). He is killed when a Sentinel subdues him off-screen and then suspends him overhead, ''upside down'', before its laser emitter, slowly burning his head off with its beam. For an impersonal machine like the Sentinel, it's almost like it thought "Eh, what if I pick up this boyo and fry him with my zap... Hehe, no, too easy, let's do it funny."

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* When Magneto gives his speech towards the end of the film on live television, we see Ink watching it in a bar, Peter in at home with his basement...mother and younger sister... and Toad working a mundane job as a fry-cook.
* Warpath's death, horrifying as it is, crosses to the into BlackComedy field despite happening in it being one of the darkest moments of the film (and the entire saga). He is killed when a Sentinel subdues him off-screen and then suspends him overhead, ''upside down'', before its laser emitter, emitter slowly burning burns his head off with its beam. For an impersonal machine like the Sentinel, it's almost like it thought "Eh, what if I pick up this boyo and fry him with my zap... Hehe, no, too easy, let's do it funny."



* Logan's utter confusion upon waking up in the past naked, next to a girl, staring at a lava lamp, on a water bed. And [[spoiler:his confusion again when he wakes up in the new future and wanders the mansion until he gets to Charles' study...where the Professor quite grumpily tells him he's supposed to be teaching a history class]].
** In the same scene, [[spoiler:Beast (once again played by Creator/KelseyGrammer) gives him a slyly chipper "late start for you today!", implying that this isn't the first time that this sort of confused meandering has happened]].

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* Logan's utter confusion upon waking up in the past naked, next to a girl, staring at a lava lamp, on a water bed. And [[spoiler:his confusion again when he wakes up in the new future and wanders the mansion until he gets to Charles' study... where the Professor quite grumpily tells him he's supposed to be teaching a history class]].
** In the same scene, [[spoiler:Beast (once again played by Creator/KelseyGrammer) gives him a slyly chipper "late "Late start for you today!", implying that this isn't the first time that this sort of confused meandering has happened]].



** Even better, [[spoiler:when Logan tells him "good to see you," Scott gives him a brief "who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look. The way James Marsden quietly plays it like "you're being weird but I don't really care enough to ask about it" is truly priceless. "Uhuh..." *beat* "...kay." (leaves room)]]
** Also, [[spoiler:as he's saying that, his fingers curl halfway to a fist, except for his middle finger. Jean looks down at that point, so she might notice it, too.]]

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** Even better, [[spoiler:when Logan tells him "good "Good to see you," Scott gives him a brief "who "Who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look. The way James Marsden quietly plays it like "you're "You're being weird weird, but I don't really care enough to ask about it" is truly priceless. "Uhuh..." *beat* "...kay." (leaves room)]]
''(leaves room)'']]
** Also, [[spoiler:as he's saying that, his fingers curl halfway to a fist, except for his middle finger. Jean looks down at that point, so she might notice may have noticed it, too.]]



* Logan insists that they have to break Magneto out of prison; Charles then giggles like it's the most ludicrous joke in the world: "Could you give me that one more time, please?"

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* Logan insists that they have to break Magneto out of prison; Charles then giggles like it's the most ludicrous joke in the world: world.
-->'''Xavier''':
"Could you give me that one more time, please?"



[Charles and Hank look confused]\\

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[Charles ''(Charles and Hank look confused]\\confused)''\\
26th Apr '16 1:34:53 PM siberia82
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'''Logan''': (''incredulously'') ...think peaceful thoughts.

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'''Logan''': (''incredulously'') ...think ''(incredulously)'' ...Think peaceful thoughts.



-->'''Logan''': You can walk.\\

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-->'''Logan''': [[CaptainObvious You can walk.\\]]\\



-->'''Logan''': That's it, you're just gonna to walk out?\\

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-->'''Logan''': [[CaptainObvious That's it, you're just gonna to walk out?\\out?]]\\



-->'''Charles''': This is private property, my friend, I'm going to have to ask...him [Hank] to ask you to leave.

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-->'''Charles''': This is private property, my friend, I'm going to have to ask... him [Hank] to ask you to leave.



* When three unknown adult men (Logan, Charles, and Hank) come to Maximoff's house, Peter's mother automatically assumes that her son stole something. Also, none of the trio bothers to correct her when she refers to them as cops:

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* When three unknown adult men (Logan, Charles, and Hank) come to Maximoff's house, Peter's mother automatically assumes that her son stole something. Also, none of the trio bothers to correct her when she refers to them as cops:cops.



'''Ms. Maximoff''': [''lets them enter''] Peter, the cops are here! ....[[HereWeGoAgain again]]!

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'''Ms. Maximoff''': [''lets ''(lets them enter''] enter)'' Peter, the cops are here! ....here! ...[[HereWeGoAgain again]]!



* Beast creates a device to jam the Pentagon's security cameras...by broadcasting ''Series/SanfordAndSon'' over them. One of the guards even gets into the episode!

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* Beast creates a device to jam the Pentagon's security cameras... by broadcasting ''Series/SanfordAndSon'' over them. One of the guards even gets into the episode!



--->'''Xavier:''' ''[to Logan]'' Sorry, I'm just not very good with violence. \\
''[Elevator doors open with Peter and Magneto on the other side]''\\

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--->'''Xavier:''' ''[to Logan]'' ''(to Logan)'' Sorry, I'm just not very good with violence. \\
''[Elevator ''(Elevator doors open with Peter and Magneto on the other side]''\\side)''\\



''[[[HypocriticalHumor Xavier socks Magneto in the jaw so hard he falls over]]]''\\
'''Magneto:''' ''[as he is holding his jaw]'' Good to see you too, old friend, and walking.

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''[[[HypocriticalHumor ''([[HypocriticalHumor Xavier socks Magneto in the jaw so hard he falls over]]]''\\
over]])''\\
'''Magneto:''' ''[as he is ''(as he's holding his jaw]'' jaw)'' Good to see you too, old friend, and walking.



*** [[spoiler:Promo materials for ''Film/XMenApocalypse'' reveal that Eric really ''is'' Peter's father! It wasn't just a throwaway line for comedic relief.]]

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*** [[spoiler:Promo materials for ''Film/XMenApocalypse'' reveal that Eric Erik really ''is'' Peter's father! It wasn't just a throwaway line for comedic relief.]]



*** While wearing a hat he stole off of one of the guards.

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*** While wearing a hat cap he stole off of one of the guards.



-->'''Wolverine:''' ''[sarcastically]'' [[{{TechnologyMarchesOn}} All three. Wow]].
-->'''Beast:''' ''[not getting it]'' And PBS.

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-->'''Wolverine:''' ''[sarcastically]'' ''(sarcastically)'' [[{{TechnologyMarchesOn}} All three. Wow]].
-->'''Beast:''' ''[not ''(not getting it]'' it)'' And PBS.



-->[''just before a dangerous confrontation'']\\
'''Beast:''' I know I shouldn't ask, but...in the future, do I make it?\\

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-->[''just -->''(just before a dangerous confrontation'']\\
confrontation'')\\
'''Beast:''' I know I shouldn't ask, but... in the future, do I make it?\\



'''Beast:''' ''[stares at Logan in disbelief]''

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'''Beast:''' ''[stares ''(stares at Logan in disbelief]''disbelief)''






* The Blu-Ray provides both the HilariousOuttakes (best moment: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xUKd-BmNFU Wolverine and Storm's kiss]]) and a DeletedScene that couldn't be split from earlier/failed takes. Creator/BryanSinger had injured his vocal chords and could only speak without doing further damage with a falsetto; thus, his orders on set led [[{{Corpsing}} all actors to fail in their intent to keep a straight face]].

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* The Blu-Ray provides both a DeletedScene that couldn't be split from earlier/failed takes. Creator/BryanSinger had injured his vocal chords and could only speak without doing further damage with a falsetto; thus, his orders on set led [[{{Corpsing}} all actors to fail in their intent to keep a straight face]].
* Virtually anything from
the HilariousOuttakes (best moment: [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xUKd-BmNFU Wolverine and Storm's kiss]]) and a DeletedScene that couldn't be split from earlier/failed takes. Creator/BryanSinger had injured his vocal chords and could only speak without doing further damage with a falsetto; thus, his orders on set led [[{{Corpsing}} all actors to fail in their intent to keep a straight face]].com/watch?v=ZeNTrR_fZ7k Gag Reel.]]



-->'''Horowitz''': Cage match, how does it go down? X-Men, enter the cage, Avengers enter the cage.\\

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-->'''Horowitz''': Cage match, how does it go down? X-Men, enter the cage, Avengers Avengers, enter the cage.\\



* Virtually anything from these [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26gdt3_x-men-days-of-future-past-bloopers-gag-reel-subtitulos-en-espanol_shortfilms hilarious bloopers]].
23rd Feb '16 6:01:49 PM Cieloazul
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* Warpath's death, horrifying as it is, crosses to the BlackComedy field despite happening in one of the darkest moments of the film (and the entire saga). He is killed when a Sentinel subdues him off-screen and then suspends him overhead, ''upside down'', before its laser emitter, slowly burning his head off with its beam. For an impersonal machine like the Sentinel, it's almost like it thought "Eh, what if I pick up this boyo and fry him with my zap... Hehe, no, too easy, let's do it funny."
22nd Feb '16 11:51:43 AM Freetime5689
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* Virtually anything from these [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26gdt3_x-men-days-of-future-past-bloopers-gag-reel-subtitulos-en-espanol_shortfilms hilarious bloopers]].
15th Nov '15 3:27:18 AM jerodast
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** Even better, [[spoiler:when Logan tells him "good to see you," Scott gives him a brief "who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look.]]

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** Even better, [[spoiler:when Logan tells him "good to see you," Scott gives him a brief "who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look.]] The way James Marsden quietly plays it like "you're being weird but I don't really care enough to ask about it" is truly priceless. "Uhuh..." *beat* "...kay." (leaves room)]]
3rd Nov '15 10:33:22 AM HumanTorch2
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* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "[[{{Creator/NBC}} all]] [[{{Creator/CBS}} three]] [[{{Creator/ABC}} networks]] and {{Creator/PBS}}."

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* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "[[{{Creator/NBC}} all]] [[{{Creator/CBS}} three]] [[{{Creator/ABC}} networks]] and [[{{MyFriendsAndZoidberg}} and]] {{Creator/PBS}}."
23rd Oct '15 12:22:19 PM Nopperabo
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* In Vietnam, Mystique disguises herself as an Army colonel to rescue several mutant G.I.s. The name on her uniform? [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Sanders]].
20th Oct '15 2:04:48 PM HumanTorch2
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* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "[[{{Creator/NBC}} all]] [[{{Creator/CBS}} three]] [[{{Creator/ABC}} networks]] and Creator/PBS."

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* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "[[{{Creator/NBC}} all]] [[{{Creator/CBS}} three]] [[{{Creator/ABC}} networks]] and Creator/PBS.{{Creator/PBS}}."
20th Oct '15 2:03:43 PM HumanTorch2
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* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "all three networks and PBS."
-->'''Wolverine:''' ''[sarcastically]'' All three. Wow.

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* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "all three networks "[[{{Creator/NBC}} all]] [[{{Creator/CBS}} three]] [[{{Creator/ABC}} networks]] and PBS.Creator/PBS."
-->'''Wolverine:''' ''[sarcastically]'' [[{{TechnologyMarchesOn}} All three. Wow.Wow]].
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