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* Grandpa Joe's thoughts on Veruca during the arrival of the boat.
-->'''Wonka''': All aboard, everybody!
-->'''Mr. Salt''': Uh, ladies first and that means Veruca!
-->'''Grandpa Joe''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious K'nid!
-->'''Wonka''': All aboard, everybody!
-->'''Mr. Salt''': Uh, ladies first and that means Veruca!
-->'''Grandpa Joe''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious K'nid!
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* Grandpa Joe's thoughts on Veruca during the arrival of the boat.
-->'''Wonka''': All aboard, everybody!
-->'''Mr. Salt''': Uh, ladies first and that means Veruca!
-->'''Grandpa Joe''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious K'nid!
-->'''Wonka''': All aboard, everybody!
-->'''Mr. Salt''': Uh, ladies first and that means Veruca!
-->'''Grandpa Joe''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious K'nid!
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[Mrs. Teevee suddenly passes out]
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* When Wonka leads everyone to0 the candy room.
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* "Stop squawking, you twit!"
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--> '''Charlie''': (about Veruca) Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka, Grandpa?
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--> '''Charlie''': (about Veruca) (''about Veruca'') Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka, Grandpa?
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* "Daddy, I do ''not'' want a boat like this!"
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* "Daddy, Veruca 's reaction to the boat ride.
--> '''Veruca''': Daddy, I do ''not'' want a boat likethis!"this!
** "What is this, a FreakOut?"
--> '''Veruca''': Daddy, I do ''not'' want a boat like
** "What is this, a FreakOut?"
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* "What is this, a FreakOut?"
* "Let me in! I'm starving!"
* "Let me in! I'm starving!"
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* "What While everyone is this, a FreakOut?"
* "Letcramped in the small space just outside the candy room. ''Poor'' Augustus says this...
-->"Let me in! I'm starving!"
* "Let
-->"Let me in! I'm starving!"
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''[Oompa Loompa whispers to Wonka]''\\
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* "Hey I don't like the look of that tunnel up there! Hey Wonka, I want off!" "ROUND the world and home again! THAT'S the sailor's way!"
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* "Hey I don't like the look of that tunnel up there! Hey Wonka, I want off!" off!"
** "ROUND the world and home again! THAT'S the sailor's way!"
** "ROUND the world and home again! THAT'S the sailor's way!"
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* The entire scene with the team of programmers and their Golden-Ticket-locating superhcomputer. "I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"
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* The entire scene with the team of programmers and their Golden-Ticket-locating superhcomputer.supercomputer. "I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"
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* "I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"
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* The entire scene with the team of programmers and their Golden-Ticket-locating superhcomputer. "I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"
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* About the Wonkamobile:
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'''Grandpa Joe:''' It should be, she's got more gas in her than a politician!
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* In this version, Violet's father is a used-car salesman, and uses every opportunity to plug his lot. Both times Violet has to tell him to pipe down.
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* In this version, Violet's father is a used-car salesman, and uses every opportunity to plug his lot. Both times Violet has to tell him to pipe down.down.
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-->'''Charlie:''' Is it fast?
'''Grandpa Joe:''' It should be, she's got more gas in her than a politician!
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-->'''Charlie:''' Is it fast?
'''Grandpa Joe:''' It should be, she's got more gas in her than a politician!
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[Mrs. Teevee suddenly passes out]
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[Mrs. Teevee suddenly passes out]out]
* In this version, Violet's father is a used-car salesman, and uses every opportunity to plug his lot. Both times Violet has to tell him to pipe down.
* In this version, Violet's father is a used-car salesman, and uses every opportunity to plug his lot. Both times Violet has to tell him to pipe down.
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* "My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate!"
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* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate!"chocolate!"]]
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-->'''Psychiatrist''': Shut up, Horsefeather, and tell me where the ticket is![[hottip:*: It helps that "horse feathers" is a slang expression meaning nonsense or bullshit.]]
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!
*** Hofstader, actually. The shrink's accent makes it sound like "horsefeather."
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!
*** Hofstader, actually. The shrink's accent makes it sound like "horsefeather."
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-->'''Psychiatrist''': And what did he tell you?
-->'''Hofstetter''': What difference does that make? This was a dream, a fantasy, I mean, you just said yourself--
-->'''Psychiatrist''': Shut up,Horsefeather, Hofstetter, and tell me where the ticket is![[hottip:*: It helps that "horse feathers" is a slang expression meaning nonsense or bullshit.]]
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!
*** Hofstader, actually. The shrink's accent makes it sound like "horsefeather."is!
-->'''Hofstetter''': What difference does that make? This was a dream, a fantasy, I mean, you just said yourself--
-->'''Psychiatrist''': Shut up,
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!
*** Hofstader, actually. The shrink's accent makes it sound like "horsefeather."
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-->'''Psychiatrist''':Shut up, Horsefeather, and tell me where the ticket is! [[hottip:*: It helps that "horse feathers" is a slang expression meaning nonsense or bullshit.]]
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** The lines are the following quotations:
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** The lines are the following quotations: quotations:
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-->'''Grandpa Joe''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious K'nid!
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-->'''Grandpa Joe''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious K'nid!K'nid!
* Wonka plans to use his taffy machine on Mike:
--->'''Mrs. Teevee''': Uh, T-T-Taffy? Wh-What's he saying? \\
''[Oompa Loompa whispers to Wonka]''\\
'''Willy Wonka''': No, no. I won't hold you responsible.\\
[Mrs. Teevee suddenly passes out]
* Wonka plans to use his taffy machine on Mike:
--->'''Mrs. Teevee''': Uh, T-T-Taffy? Wh-What's he saying? \\
''[Oompa Loompa whispers to Wonka]''\\
'''Willy Wonka''': No, no. I won't hold you responsible.\\
[Mrs. Teevee suddenly passes out]
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* "The suspense is terrible! (beat) I hope it will last."
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* [[TheImportanceOfBeingEarnest "The suspense is terrible! (beat) I hope it will last.""]]
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*** Hofstader, actually.
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*** Hofstader, actually. The shrink's accent makes it sound like "horsefeather."
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-->'''Grandpa Joe''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious Knidtch!
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-->'''Grandpa Joe''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious Knidtch!K'nid!
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-->'''Mr. Salt''': Uh, Ladies first and that means Veruca!
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-->'''Mr. Salt''': Uh, Ladies ladies first and that means Veruca!
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-->'''Mrs. Curtis''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious Knidtch!
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* The South American man who claims to have the last Golden Ticket is Martin Bormann. He's come out of hiding in [[ArgentinaIsNaziland Paraguay]] just to get a tour of the chocolate factory.
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* The South American man who claims to have the last Golden Ticket is Martin Bormann. He's come out of hiding in [[ArgentinaIsNaziland Paraguay]] just to get a tour of the chocolate factory.factory.
* Grandpa Joe's thoughts on Veruca during the arrival of the boat.
-->'''Wonka''': All aboard, everybody!
-->'''Mr. Salt''': Uh, Ladies first and that means Veruca!
-->'''Mrs. Curtis''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious Knidtch!
* Grandpa Joe's thoughts on Veruca during the arrival of the boat.
-->'''Wonka''': All aboard, everybody!
-->'''Mr. Salt''': Uh, Ladies first and that means Veruca!
-->'''Mrs. Curtis''': If she's a lady then I'm a Vermicious Knidtch!
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** In the audio commentary, one of the actors goes to some effort to draw attention to this {{Brick Joke}} that no one ever seems to notice (Violet calls Veruca a nit and a twit before Joe calls her a nitwit), only to completely miss the punchline.
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** In the audio commentary, one of the actors Paris Themmen (Mike Teevee) goes to some effort to draw attention to this {{Brick Joke}} that no one ever seems to notice (Violet calls Veruca a nit and a twit before Joe calls her a nitwit), only to completely miss the punchline.punchline because people were talking about Denise's (Violet's) blueberry costume, instead.
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--> '''Mrs. Curtis''': How long will they give me to think it over?
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--> '''Mrs. Curtis''': How long will they give me to [[ImThinkingItOver think it over?over]]?
* The South American man who claims to have the last Golden Ticket is Martin Bormann. He's come out of hiding in [[ArgentinaIsNaziland Paraguay]] just to get a tour of the chocolate factory.
* The South American man who claims to have the last Golden Ticket is Martin Bormann. He's come out of hiding in [[ArgentinaIsNaziland Paraguay]] just to get a tour of the chocolate factory.
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It was a German accent, but that was the dialogue.
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-->'''Psychiatrist''': (interested) [[HypocriticalHumor And what exactly did he say?]]
-->'''Horsefeather''': And what difference does that make? This a dream, a fantasy, I mean you said just now--
-->'''Psychiatrist''':Shut up, Hoffstetter, and tell me where the ticket is!
-->'''Horsefeather''': And what difference does that make? This a dream, a fantasy, I mean you said just now--
-->'''Psychiatrist''':Shut up, Hoffstetter, and tell me where the ticket is!
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-->'''Horsefeather''': And what difference does that make? This a dream, a fantasy, I mean you said just now--
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!
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-->'''Psychiatrist''':Shut up, Horsefeather, and tell me where the ticket is! [[hottip:*: It helps that "horse feathers" is a slang expression meaning nonsense or bullshit.]]
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!
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-->'''Psychiatrist''':Shut up, Horsefeather, Hoffstetter, and tell me where the ticket is! [[hottip:*: It helps that "horse feathers" is a slang expression meaning nonsense or bullshit.]]
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!is!
** His name is Horsefeather? That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itself!
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* Any of the literary references or {{deadpan snark|er}}ing. "Help. Police. Murder."
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* Any of the literary references or {{deadpan snark|er}}ing. "Help.snark|er}}ing:
-->'''Mrs. Gloop:''' ''Don't just stand there! Do something!''\\
'''Wonka:''' Help. Police.Murder."Murder.
** Plus the look on Grandpa Joe's face when Wonka said that.
-->'''Mrs. Gloop:''' ''Don't just stand there! Do something!''\\
'''Wonka:''' Help. Police.
** Plus the look on Grandpa Joe's face when Wonka said that.
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-->'''Mrs. Gloop:''' ''Don't just stand there! Do something!''\\
'''Wonka:''' Help. Police. Murder.
** [[Tropers/TitoMosquito I]] like the look on Grandpa Joe's face when Wonka said that.
-->'''Mrs. Gloop:''' ''Don't just stand there! Do something!''\\
'''Wonka:''' Help. Police. Murder.
** [[Tropers/TitoMosquito I]] like the look on Grandpa Joe's face when Wonka said that.
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* The rich woman's husband is kidnapped and what do the bandits want? The Wonka bars!
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* The rich woman's husband is kidnapped kidnapped, and what do the bandits want? The kidnappers are demanding a case of Wonka bars!bars for ransom.
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* The psychiatrist telling his patient the sooner he gets rid of the dreams, the sooner he gets well, the patient tells the psychiatrist her guardian angel told her where to find the golden tickets.
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* The psychiatrist telling his patient the sooner he gets rid of the dreams, the sooner he gets well, the patient tells the psychiatrist her his guardian angel told her him where to find the golden tickets.
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-->'''Mrs Curtis''' What do they want? Whatever it is they can have it!
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-->'''Mrs Curtis''': *doesn't answer*
-->'''Detective''': Mrs Curtis, do you hear me? It's your husband's life or a case of Wonka bars.
--> '''Mrs Curtis''': How long will they give me to think it over?
-->'''Detective''': Mrs Curtis, do you hear me? It's your husband's life or a case of Wonka bars.
--> '''Mrs Curtis''': How long will they give me to think it over?
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-->'''Detective''':
-->
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* You gotta love Wonka's funny Shakespeareian quotes. The best part is, they were just added for the fun of it!
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* You gotta love Wonka's funny Shakespeareian Shakespearean quotes. The best part is, they were just added for the fun of it!
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** His name is Horsefeather? [[Tropers/CopperTop1 I]] googled the script for the name but that name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itsself
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** His name is Horsefeather? [[Tropers/CopperTop1 I]] googled the script for the name but that That name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itsselfitself!
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* "I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"
* "Hey I don't like the look of that tunnel up there! Hey Wonka, I want off!" "ROUND the world and home again! THAT'S the sailor's way!"
* Any of the literary references or {{deadpan snark|er}}ing. "Help. Police. Murder."
* "My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate!"
* The psychiatrist telling his patient the sooner he gets rid of the dreams, the sooner he gets well, the patient tells the psychiatrist her guardian angel told her where to find the golden tickets.
-->'''Psychiatrist''': (interested) [[HypocriticalHumor And what exactly did he say?]]
-->'''Horsefeather''': And what difference does that make? This a dream, a fantasy, I mean you said just now--
-->'''Psychiatrist''':Shut up, Horsefeather, and tell me where the ticket is! [[hottip:*: It helps that "horse feathers" is a slang expression meaning nonsense or bullshit.]]
** His name is Horsefeather? [[Tropers/CopperTop1 I]] googled the script for the name but that name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itsself
*
-->'''Mrs. Gloop:''' ''Don't just stand there! Do something!''\\
'''Wonka:''' Help. Police. Murder.
** [[Tropers/TitoMosquito I]] like the look on Grandpa Joe's face when Wonka said that.
* You gotta love Wonka's funny Shakespeareian quotes. The best part is, they were just added for the fun of it!
** The lines are the following quotations:
--> "Where is fancy bred... In the heart or in the head?"
--> "We are the music-makers..." it's not from Shakespeare, but it's still great.
--> "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" isn't by Shakespeare either, but it's really funny anyway.
* Mr. Gloop [[ExtremeOmnivore taking a bite out of a microphone]].
* After Veruca falls down the shaft.
--> Willy Wonka: [[CaptainObvious "She was a bad egg."]]
* "What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?" "Why, having fun?"
*
-->'''Wonka:''' You can't get out backwards. You gotta go forwards to go back. Trust me.\\
'''Charlie:''' Hey, the room is getting smaller!\\
'''Mrs. Teevee:''' No it's not, he's getting bigger!\\
'''Veruca's dad:''' He's at it again.\\
'''Violet:''' Where's the chocolate?\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' I doubt there is any chocolate.\\
'''Veruca's dad:''' I doubt any of us are gonna get out of here alive.
* "Stop squawking, you twit!"
* "I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we've learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
** Pretty much everything the teacher says, really. ''Ahem'':
---> '''Teacher:''' Well, I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend you opened 200! Now, if you opened 200 Wonka bars, apart from being dreadfully sick, you would have used up 20% of the 1000 Wonka bars, which is 15% half over again, 10%...
** "Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know then you would be teaching me instead of me teaching you. And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude, do I make myself clear?"
* "The suspense is terrible! (beat) I hope it will last."
** The look on Wonka's face when he says that helps.
* Personally, I love this exchange.
--> '''Veruca''': He's absolutly bonkers.
--> '''Charlie''': And that's not bad.
* This exchange between Charlie and Grandpa Joe:
--> '''Charlie''': (about Veruca) Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka, Grandpa?
--> '''Grandpa Joe: '''Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.'''
** In the audio commentary, one of the actors goes to some effort to draw attention to this {{Brick Joke}} that no one ever seems to notice (Violet calls Veruca a nit and a twit before Joe calls her a nitwit), only to completely miss the punchline.
* "Daddy, I do ''not'' want a boat like this!"
* The whole blending room scene prior to the Gobstoppers scene can be considered a HurricaneOfPuns.
* "What is this, a FreakOut?"
* "Let me in! I'm starving!"
* The rich woman's husband is kidnapped and what do the bandits want? The Wonka bars!
-->'''Mrs Curtis''' What do they want? Whatever it is they can have it!
-->'''Detective''': They want your case of Wonka bars.
-->'''Mrs Curtis''': *doesn't answer*
-->'''Detective''': Mrs Curtis, do you hear me? It's your husband's life or a case of Wonka bars.
--> '''Mrs Curtis''': How long will they give me to think it over?
* "Hey I don't like the look of that tunnel up there! Hey Wonka, I want off!" "ROUND the world and home again! THAT'S the sailor's way!"
* Any of the literary references or {{deadpan snark|er}}ing. "Help. Police. Murder."
* "My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate!"
* The psychiatrist telling his patient the sooner he gets rid of the dreams, the sooner he gets well, the patient tells the psychiatrist her guardian angel told her where to find the golden tickets.
-->'''Psychiatrist''': (interested) [[HypocriticalHumor And what exactly did he say?]]
-->'''Horsefeather''': And what difference does that make? This a dream, a fantasy, I mean you said just now--
-->'''Psychiatrist''':Shut up, Horsefeather, and tell me where the ticket is! [[hottip:*: It helps that "horse feathers" is a slang expression meaning nonsense or bullshit.]]
** His name is Horsefeather? [[Tropers/CopperTop1 I]] googled the script for the name but that name is a Crowning Moment of Funny in and of itsself
*
-->'''Mrs. Gloop:''' ''Don't just stand there! Do something!''\\
'''Wonka:''' Help. Police. Murder.
** [[Tropers/TitoMosquito I]] like the look on Grandpa Joe's face when Wonka said that.
* You gotta love Wonka's funny Shakespeareian quotes. The best part is, they were just added for the fun of it!
** The lines are the following quotations:
--> "Where is fancy bred... In the heart or in the head?"
--> "We are the music-makers..." it's not from Shakespeare, but it's still great.
--> "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" isn't by Shakespeare either, but it's really funny anyway.
* Mr. Gloop [[ExtremeOmnivore taking a bite out of a microphone]].
* After Veruca falls down the shaft.
--> Willy Wonka: [[CaptainObvious "She was a bad egg."]]
* "What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?" "Why, having fun?"
*
-->'''Wonka:''' You can't get out backwards. You gotta go forwards to go back. Trust me.\\
'''Charlie:''' Hey, the room is getting smaller!\\
'''Mrs. Teevee:''' No it's not, he's getting bigger!\\
'''Veruca's dad:''' He's at it again.\\
'''Violet:''' Where's the chocolate?\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' I doubt there is any chocolate.\\
'''Veruca's dad:''' I doubt any of us are gonna get out of here alive.
* "Stop squawking, you twit!"
* "I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we've learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
** Pretty much everything the teacher says, really. ''Ahem'':
---> '''Teacher:''' Well, I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend you opened 200! Now, if you opened 200 Wonka bars, apart from being dreadfully sick, you would have used up 20% of the 1000 Wonka bars, which is 15% half over again, 10%...
** "Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know then you would be teaching me instead of me teaching you. And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude, do I make myself clear?"
* "The suspense is terrible! (beat) I hope it will last."
** The look on Wonka's face when he says that helps.
* Personally, I love this exchange.
--> '''Veruca''': He's absolutly bonkers.
--> '''Charlie''': And that's not bad.
* This exchange between Charlie and Grandpa Joe:
--> '''Charlie''': (about Veruca) Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka, Grandpa?
--> '''Grandpa Joe: '''Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.'''
** In the audio commentary, one of the actors goes to some effort to draw attention to this {{Brick Joke}} that no one ever seems to notice (Violet calls Veruca a nit and a twit before Joe calls her a nitwit), only to completely miss the punchline.
* "Daddy, I do ''not'' want a boat like this!"
* The whole blending room scene prior to the Gobstoppers scene can be considered a HurricaneOfPuns.
* "What is this, a FreakOut?"
* "Let me in! I'm starving!"
* The rich woman's husband is kidnapped and what do the bandits want? The Wonka bars!
-->'''Mrs Curtis''' What do they want? Whatever it is they can have it!
-->'''Detective''': They want your case of Wonka bars.
-->'''Mrs Curtis''': *doesn't answer*
-->'''Detective''': Mrs Curtis, do you hear me? It's your husband's life or a case of Wonka bars.
--> '''Mrs Curtis''': How long will they give me to think it over?
