History Funny / WillyWonkaandtheChocolateFactory

** Violet's "What is this, a FreakOut?!"

'''Grandpa Joe:''' Yes, it's strange, Charlie, but it's fun!

* A psychiatrist tells his patient the sooner he accepts it’s irrational to believe his dreams are real, the sooner he gets well. The patient tells the psychiatrist that the archangel told him where to find one of the Golden Tickets.

* A psychiatrist telling his patient the sooner he gets rid of his dreams, the sooner he gets well, the patient tells the psychiatrist the archangel told him where to find one of the Golden Tickets.

* Despite being a minor character Violet's father arguably says both one of the funniest lines in the film and cinema history.

--->'''Mr. Beauregarde:''' ...[[ARareSentence I got a blueberry for a daughter]].

'''Programmer:''' It says, "[[AIIsACrapshoot I won't tell. That would be cheating.]]"\\

''[the machine prints out another response]''\\
'''Programmer:''' He says: "[[SnarkyInanimateObject What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate]]?" ''[getting increasingly agitated, he begins [[ButtonMashing mashing the buttons]]]'' I am now telling the computer [[AssShove EXACTLY what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.]]

'''Mrs. Curtis:''' ''(doesn't answer)''\\

** At the end of Wonkamania, the ''Queen of England'' bids on the last case of Wonka Bars at an auction.
--->'''Auctioneer:''' Your Majesty!

-->A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

''"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."''

* Everything involving Mr. Salt. Seriously, just watch Roy Kinnear's facial reactions to anything.

* Of the adult stars, Gene Wilder and Roy Kinnear had such tremendous comedic chemistry that they would attempt to play off of each other as much as possible. One of their adlibbed lines involves Kinnear asking if he's sure the Wonkatania will float, to which Wilder gently pats Kinnear's chubby stomach with his cane and says, "With your buoyancy sir, rest assured". This becomes a BrickJoke when Mr. Salt dives down the garbage after Veruca falls inside. He breaks the Eggdicator upon doing so, and Wonka comments "There's gonna be a lot of garbage today."

* In a RunningGag all the kids including Charlie give in to temptation and each one except Charlie pay the penalty. Augustus Gloop gets sucked to the fudge room, Violet's pigment changes to the color of the same name and is the size of a beach ball, Verruca Salt goes down the garbage chute and Mike shrinks to the size of a mouse. Plus the Oompa-Loompas sing about each kid's demise.
* Grandpa Joe despite being bedridden for 2 decades somehow manages to walk and run about like he was 50 years younger.

-->'''Programmer:''' Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining Golden Tickets.
-->''[He pushes buttons on the machine, which prints out a response]''
-->'''Programmer:''' It says, "[[AIIsACrapshoot I won't tell. That would be cheating.]]"
-->''[He pushes more buttons on the machine again]''
-->'''Programmer:''' I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.
-->''[the machine prints out another response]''
-->'''Programmer:''' He says: "[[SnarkyInanimateObject What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate]]?" ''[getting increasingly agitated, he begins [[ButtonMashing mashing the buttons]]]'' I am now telling the computer [[AssShove EXACTLY what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.]]

-->'''Mrs. Henrietta Salt''': (''knowingly'') You're going to be very unpopular around here, Henry, if you don't deliver soon.

* In the beginning of the [[https://youtu.be/M4sY_2gdr5I theatrical trailer]], the narrator says: “Four of the tickets are found by these charming children,” and then we get scenes of the four children at their worst.

* The tunnel scene was [[https://youtu.be/W_qMX3SmXB4 mashed up]] with the [[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVIIBlue Rimmer Munchkin song]] from ''Series/RedDwarf'', thus transforming a scene known for its NightmareFuel into pure hilarity.

* In a running gag all the kids including Charlie give in to temptation and each one except Charlie pay the penalty. Augustus Gloop gets sucked to the fudge room, Violet's pigment changes to the color of the same name and is the size of a beach ball, Verruca Salt goes down the garbage chute and Mike shrinks to the size of a mouse. Plus the Oompa-Loompas sing about each kid's demise.

* A deleted scene, which was filmed but not included, featured a mountain climber visiting a Himalayan guru and asking what the meaning of life is. The guru requests a Wonka Bar, opens it, and upon seeing it has no ticket, he says "The meaning of life is disappointment."