History Funny / VirtuesLastReward

* According to Uchikoshi in the Answers, SOIS' dress code is very loose for the purpose of making people ''not'' [[HiddenInPlainSight think they're members of a top-secret organization]], to the point where there are agents dressed up as Elvis, Lady Gaga, and even ''Captain America''. This fact has not gone unnoticed by those whom actually know about the organization.

--> '''Alice''': Remove these shorts of obfuscation and let us gaze upon it - this so-called "hose"!

** G-OLM, the Cockney robot ({{Kansai|Regional Accent}} in Japanese), provides a lot of these.

** Pretty much ''everything'' Sigma says becomes this retroactively when you learn he's in his 67-year-old body. It's funny enough imagining Creator/TroyBaker saying Sigma's lines, but try to imagine the voice of ''[[Creator/JamiesonPrice Jamieson]] [[BadassBaritone Freaking]] [[Creator/JamiesonPrice Price]]'' spewing cat puns!

* Phi's solution to ensure that she gets to vote Ally against K while she's paired with [[Jerkass Dio]]? Tell Dio there's someone behind him, then take off running for the AB room when he turns to look and lock him out, leaving him to bang on the door and curse her out. The fact that Dio even falls for such an obvious ploy is hilarious in itself.

* In Luna's ending, she reveals that the bracelets can be removed extremely easily simply by putting a bit of tinfoil in between it and your arm, which blocks it from detecting your heartbeat, therefore causing it to assume you died and fall off. Sigma's reaction is suitably dumbfounded. Keep in mind that one of the rooms in the ''first round'' used sheets of tinfoil for its puzzles, meaning everyone could have done this before playing even a single round of the AB Game, then escaped after getting a single bracelet to 9 BP. And no, Sigma never retains this information in other timelines. One has to wonder if Zero retained enough of a sense of humor after 45 years to ''intentionally'' design his bracelets to have such a WeaksauceWeakness and then give everyone easy access to said weakness right off the bat, knowing they'd never think to try it, [[ItAmusedMe just because he thought it'd be funny]].

* Tenmyouji voices what anyone who played ''999'' was thinking upon seeing a room labeled "Q":

'''Sigma:''' Stop that!!

'''Sigma:''' Stop that!!\\

-->'''Sigma:''' Three... Two... One...
'''Tenmyouji:''' Two... Three...
'''Sigma:''' Stop that!!

'''Alice:''' *smacks him*

--> '''Clover''': Give me a "P"!
--> '''Tenmyouji''': Give me an "I"!
--> '''Sigma''': What is wrong with you?!

** "No, I won't wait. I don't like waiting. [[Literature/AesopsFables I waited once, and some half-witted reptile got the better of me because of it.]] After that I learned to make sure to value my time."

--> '''Sigma''': Clover, try pulling that lever.
--> '''Clover''': Why do I have to do it?
--> '''Sigma''': It might be dangerous. I was hoping you could just wrap your hands around it and give it a good jerk. It is kinda big, but I'm sure you can handle it. Just...be gentle.
--> '''Clover''': Uh... This doesn't seem like appropriate workplace behaviour. You're kinda grossing me out.
--> '''Sigma''': I know you probably still think of yourself as just a girl, but you've become a woman some-
--> '''Clover''': You're not making it any better! Why don't you do it?!
--> '''Sigma''': If you can't take it, then maybe Luna can. Have you done this before? You just start at the base and work your way up, then give it a good tug once you get to the top.
--> '''Luna''': ...Wh-What?
--> '''Clover''': What is wrong with you?! If you're so desperate to give that lever a good time why don't you do it yourself! Just leave me and Luna out of your sick fantasies, you creep!
--> '''Sigma''': Hmph. Fine. But I won't like it.
--> '''Clover''': Oh...
--> '''Luna''': One of the doors opened. Hmm, we might as well go through it.
--> '''Sigma''': Maybe we should try flipping it one more time, though... I think you could actually manage with just one hand, Clover. Just do it real fast, it'll only take one second. Just up and down once...
--> '''Clover''': Ugh. You are disgusting.

--> '''Clover:''' '''Say it!'''
--> '''Sigma:''' C-Clover-chan is... hella moe...
--> '''Clover:''' '''''Louder!'''''
--> '''Sigma:''' '''Clover-chan is hella moe!'''
--> '''Clover:''' Eeeeeee! Oh, you're embarrassing meeee! He he he.
--> '''Alice:''' What in God's name is wrong with you...

--> '''K''': (''With an ^_^ expression'') Eeeeeeeeeee he he he he! Look at me go!
--> '''Alice''': I... I can't watch this...
--> '''Sigma''': There is no god...\\

-->'''Sigma''': This one is wearing boxers...
-->'''Alice''': Y-Yeah, looks like it...
-->'''Luna''': Why would a robot be wearing underwear?
-->'''Sigma''': Maybe he's, uh, hiding something.
-->'''Luna''': Hiding what, though?
-->'''Luna''': Like a diary or something?
--> '''Sigma''': ''Why the hell would you hide a diary in your crotch''?!

-->'''Luna''': [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Okay, it's nice and lubricated now. All slick and slippery. Just slide it right in there, okay? Maybe now it'll open...]]

--> '''Sigma''': I JUST SOLVED THE ''SHIT'' OUT OF THIS PUZZLE!

-->'''Dio''': You wanna tag along K?
-->'''K''': Are you making fun of me? I find it rather hard to drink with this mask on.
-->'''Dio''': Oh, right, of course. My bad.
-->'''K''': ...

--> '''Dio:''' Sigma, please, let me give her a smack.
--> '''Sigma:''' I wouldn't do that. What if it only makes her ''worse''?

--> '''Clover:''' Is that a speaker on the table?
--> '''Sigma:''' IT'S A DRAIN! What is wrong with you?!

-->'''Clover:''' I wonder what's under the wrapper
-->'''Alice:''' Under where?
-->'''Sigma:''' Under there!
-->'''Clover:''' Shut up!

-->"For some reason Sigma--[[SelfDeprecation or perhaps the author]]--seems to be unnaturally obsessed with swimsuits. Why is that? Was he involved in a horrible swimsuit accident (now repressed) in this youth? Did he have a crush in high school on a girl on the swim team who put her Olympic aspirations ahead of any possible romance? Is he just a perv? The world may never know. "

-->"...a useful tool in criminal investigations, where it can reveal blood stains that have been cleaned up. Keep this in mind the next time you're contemplating how to deal with the neighbors listening to death metal at three in the morning."

-->"There's a rumor that the floors were actually named after [[Music/{{ABBA}} a particular Swedish pop-rock group from the seventies]], but everyone involved in this project has insisted that that is a vile and hurtful lie."

-->"Don't you think his hat looks kind of weird? There's that huge band that just wraps around his head. Is he hiding a pair of [[Franchise/StarTrek Ferengi ears]], or maybe he's just a young [[Franchise/StarWars Lobot]]? Well, this is just between you and me, but he's got missiles in there. The sides of the hat are hiding those pods, like you see on helicopters on SAM sites. Except these missiles are tiny, and when he gets in trouble, both sides of the hat open up and they just fly out all at once like PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH... Just kidding. Actually, he just keeps snacks in there."

-->'''Uchikoshi''': The very few people that know of the organization are said to be teasing them by calling them "State Of [=InsanitieS=]", or that’s what I hear.

** Even funnier once you realize [[spoiler:these comments are coming from a 67 year old man.]]

** It gets better when you realize that [[spoiler:Sigma proceeds to do all of these things over the course of the game]].

* Tenmyouji voices what anyone who played 999 was thinking upon seeing [[spoiler:a room labeled 'Q']]:

** In that same room, try examining the cluttered desk in the back, multiple times. The sheer amount of random things Sigma does to try and find something useful is hilarious, capping it off with [[spoiler: Alice needing to slap Sigma so that he doesn't eat something.]]
** The COCKNEY. ROBOT. Or Kansai Robot.

** [[spoiler: FridgeBrilliance comes into play if you pick the moonwalk; considering where the whole facility is...]]
* Dealing with the SchrodingersGun aspects of the game, [[spoiler:at one point Sigma is taken aback that in one route Alice betrays and in another, she allies, depending on what Sigma chose. He goes over all the aspects of why this shouldn't have happened, when...]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Sigma''': No, wait... wait! Wait wait wait wait ''wait!'' '''Why the fuck was I talking so casually about going back in time?!''']]

** Pretty much ''everything'' Sigma says becomes this retroactively when you learn [[spoiler:that Sigma is in his 67-year-old body. It's funny enough imagining Creator/TroyBaker saying Sigma's lines, but try to imagine the voice of ''[[Creator/JamiesonPrice Jamieson]] [[BadassBaritone Freaking]] [[Creator/JamiesonPrice Price]]'' spewing cat puns]]!

* The player's [[FridgeBrilliance realization]], post-[[TheReveal reveal]], that the flowers on Luna's dress resemble [[spoiler:the Windows logo.]] ItMakesSenseInContext.

* [[https://twitter.com/flamewaffle42/status/743239428705923072 Someone asked Uchikoshi]] about Sigma's 12 inches (a reference to a line in the game). He "clarified" that he actually has 9 inches but it doubles when he's aroused. When someone points out that it's inhumanly long, he responds by saying [[RefugeInAudacity he can fold it into a sigma shape]].
* According to Uchikoshi in the Answers, [[spoiler: SOIS' dress code is very loose for the purpose of making people ''not'' [[HiddenInPlainSight think they're members of a top-secret organization]], to the point where there are agents dressed up as Elvis, Lady Gaga, and even ''Captain America''. This fact has not gone unnoticed by those whom actually know about the organization]].
-->'''Uchikoshi''': [[spoiler: The very few people that know of the organization are said to be teasing them by calling them "State Of [=InsanitieS=]", or that’s what I hear.]]

* There's something vindictively funny about [[spoiler:jumping back to the beginning of the game and [[DungeonBypass completely skipping the first puzzle room entirely]] by virtue of already knowing the final password, especially if said rooms have given you trouble throughout the course of the game.]]

-->"Don't you think his hat looks kind of weird? There's that huge band that just wraps around his head. Is he hiding a pair of [[Franchise/StarTrek Ferengi ears]], or maybe he's just a young [[Franchise/StarWars Lobot]]? Well, this is just between you and me, but he's got missiles in there. The sides of the hat are hiding those pods, like you see on helicopters on SAM sites. Except these missiles are tiny, and when he gets in trouble, both sides of the hat open up and they just fly out all at once like PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH... Just kidding. Actually, he just keeps snacks in there."

-->"Don't you think his hat looks kind of weird? There's that huge band that just wraps around his head. Is he hiding a pair of Ferengi ears, or maybe he's just a young Lobot? Well, this is just between you and me, but he's got missiles in there. The sides of the hat are hiding those pods, like you see on helicopters on SAM sites. Except these missiles are tiny, and when he gets in trouble, both sides of the hat open up and they just fly out all at once like PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH... Just kidding. Actually, he just keeps snacks in there."

* There's something vindictively funny about [[spoiler:jumping back to the beginning of the game and [[DungeonBypass completely skipping the first puzzle room entirely]] by virtue of already knowing the final password, especially if said rooms have given you trouble throughout the course of the game.]]

-->'''Zero:''' Hm. In retrospect, I suppose that's a rather odd thing to say. I imagine you look rather bewildered right now. Perfectly understandable. The person who kidnapped you and threatened you with death is lecturing you about insects.

* Zero's hologram. He introduces himself as [[BigBad Zero]], ominous music plays. Then he informs you that he has two incredibly important things to tell you... and promptly launches into a monologue about ''termites''.

--> "Had I started a fight with a frightening and mysterious new religion? No... Had I hacked into some terrorist group's server? No... Had I witnessed an assassination? No... Had I gotten wasted and had a one night stand with the mistress of a prominent politician? Well, yes... But it was just the one time...And ''she'' was the one who went after ''me''..."

* According to Uchikoshi in the Answers, [[spoiler: SOIS' dress code is very loose for the purpose of making people ''not'' [[HighlyVisibleNinja think they're members of a top-secret organization]], to the point where there are agents dressed up as Elvis, Lady Gaga, and even ''Captain America''. This fact has not gone unnoticed by those whom actually know about the organization]].

* According to Uchikoshi in the Answers, [[spoiler: SOIS' dress code is very loose for the purpose of making people ''not'' think they're members of a top-secret organization, to the point where there are agents dressed up as Elvis, Lady Gaga, and even ''Captain America''. This fact has not gone unnoticed by those whom actually know about the organization]].

--> '''Sigma''': There is no god...

--> '''K''': Eeeeeeeeeee he he he he! Look at me go!