History Funny / VirtuesLastReward

13th Jan '18 5:51:18 PM KTera
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* Zero's hologram. He introduces himself as [[BigBad Zero]], ominous music plays. Then he informs you that he has two incredibly important things to tell you... and promptly launches into a monologue about ''termites''.

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* Zero's hologram. He introduces himself as [[BigBad Zero]], ominous music plays. Then he informs you that he has two incredibly important things to tell you... and promptly launches into a monologue about ''termites''.''termites''.
-->'''Zero:''' Hm. In retrospect, I suppose that's a rather odd thing to say. I imagine you look rather bewildered right now. Perfectly understandable. The person who kidnapped you and threatened you with death is lecturing you about insects.
8th Jan '18 8:45:22 PM ThatFanwiththeGlasses
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--> "Had I started a fight with a frightening and mysterious new religion? No... Had I hacked into some terrorist group's server? No... Had I witnessed an assassination? No... Had I gotten wasted and had a one night stand with the mistress of a prominent politician? Well, yes... But it was just the one time...And ''she'' was the one who went after ''me''..."

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--> "Had I started a fight with a frightening and mysterious new religion? No... Had I hacked into some terrorist group's server? No... Had I witnessed an assassination? No... Had I gotten wasted and had a one night stand with the mistress of a prominent politician? [[NoodleIncident Well, yes... yes...]] But it was just the one time...And ''she'' was the one who went after ''me''..."
6th Nov '17 1:17:22 PM ironballs16
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* According to Uchikoshi in the Answers, [[spoiler: SOIS' dress code is very loose for the purpose of making people ''not'' [[HighlyVisibleNinja think they're members of a top-secret organization]], to the point where there are agents dressed up as Elvis, Lady Gaga, and even ''Captain America''. This fact has not gone unnoticed by those whom actually know about the organization]].

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* According to Uchikoshi in the Answers, [[spoiler: SOIS' dress code is very loose for the purpose of making people ''not'' [[HighlyVisibleNinja [[HiddenInPlainSight think they're members of a top-secret organization]], to the point where there are agents dressed up as Elvis, Lady Gaga, and even ''Captain America''. This fact has not gone unnoticed by those whom actually know about the organization]].
5th Nov '17 4:22:20 PM ironballs16
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* According to Uchikoshi in the Answers, [[spoiler: SOIS' dress code is very loose for the purpose of making people ''not'' think they're members of a top-secret organization, to the point where there are agents dressed up as Elvis, Lady Gaga, and even ''Captain America''. This fact has not gone unnoticed by those whom actually know about the organization]].

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* According to Uchikoshi in the Answers, [[spoiler: SOIS' dress code is very loose for the purpose of making people ''not'' [[HighlyVisibleNinja think they're members of a top-secret organization, organization]], to the point where there are agents dressed up as Elvis, Lady Gaga, and even ''Captain America''. This fact has not gone unnoticed by those whom actually know about the organization]].
5th Nov '17 9:20:40 AM ironballs16
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--> '''Sigma''': There is no god...

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--> '''Sigma''': There is no god...\\
'''K''': Hey Sigma! Alice!\\
'''Sigma''': H-he's waving at us now... Alice, what's going on? I'm scared.\\
'''Alice''': I'm not watching this. [[NothingToSeeHere This isn't happening. Everything is fine.]]
5th Nov '17 9:19:00 AM ironballs16
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--> '''K''': Eeeeeeeeeee he he he he! Look at me go!

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--> '''K''': (''With an ^_^ expression'') Eeeeeeeeeee he he he he! Look at me go!
3rd Nov '17 6:30:21 PM ironballs16
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* Sigma isn't the only CovertPervert - [[DirtyOldMan Tenmyouji]] has a conversation with Quark about a pin-up poster in the Crew Quarters, and expresses a desire to head back home to watch some of his "[[PornStash Grandpa videos]]". He does, however, have the good sense to keep said videos in a locked cabinet.
2nd Nov '17 4:26:15 PM ironballs16
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* Exploring the Director's Office with Tenmyouji and Quark yields this ShoutOut to Music/TenaciousD, when they ask how you plan on using the slingshot without any ammo.
-->'''Sigma''': With... mind-bullets...\\
'''Tenmyouji''': It's called "telekinesis," Sigma.
2nd Nov '17 11:32:50 AM ironballs16
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* The description of the jellyfish puzzle in the treatment room ends with "If you move one of the yellow jellyfish to the hole instead, you are a failure and we are very disappointed in you"

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* The description of the jellyfish puzzle in the treatment room ends with "If you move one of the yellow jellyfish to the hole instead, [[NoFourthWall you are a failure and we are very disappointed in you"you]]"
31st Oct '17 10:34:52 AM ironballs16
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--> '''Sigma''': Why the hell would you hide a diary in your crotch?!

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--> '''Sigma''': Why ''Why the hell would you hide a diary in your crotch?!crotch''?!


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*** We get his story about the Chinese Room, with Luna asking why it mattered if the woman involved was pretty... or what color underwear she wore.
---->'''G-OLM''': Just tickles my fancy, I guess. But the prettier the bird is, the more fun the story is, innit?\\
'''Sigma''': [[CovertPervert Exactly]]!\\
'''Luna''': What?\\
'''Alice''': What?\\
'''Sigma''': [[SayingTooMuch ...]]
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