History Funny / TwoBestFriendsPlaySpecials

* The intro to ''VideoGame/{{SOMA}}'' is a rollercoaster of emotions for them; they are baffled that the prologue actually takes place in 2015 (and not the distant future), amazed that it takes place in [[CanadaEh Canada]] and [[FauxHorrific horrified]] that it takes place in ''UsefulNotes/{{Toronto}}''.

-->'''Matt''': Because Trish is like, A. [[CanadaEh She's Canadians]], B. she's gorgeous, B-- (''{{Beat}}'') Like, C. [[MaleGaze She's tits amazing]]...\\

* The Zaibatsu watch the wrestler promos on the game ''WWF WARZONE'', and have a couple chuckles over the [[LargeHam extreme hamminess]] associated with such performances. But special mention goes to [[Wrestling/AhmedJohnson Ahmed Johnson's]] performance, where he gets ''really'' into his speech. And thanks to the poor audio recording environment and the equally poor quality of the recording itself, Ahmed is left almost ''[[{{Angrish}} utterly incoherent]]'' the entire way through.
-->'''Ahmed:''' '''HEY!!''' ''(Instantly becomes unintelligible)'' '''!?!'''\\

'''Woolie:''' ''[[{{Corpsing}} (Starts Corpsing)]]'' ''I can't understand what you're saying!!''\\

* After destroying [[BigBad Sorceress Ultimecia]] for [[SeriousBusiness refusing to play card games with them]], Liam and Woolie realize the game is over and they have to wait through the credits before playing Triple Triad again. They proceed to turn off the UsefulNotes/PlayStation and insert disc 1.

* The main enemy in ''VideoGame/{{Monstrum}}'' is not the enemies (though they do make Pat scream like a little girl); it's [[SteamVentObstacle steam from the ship's pipes]]. This results in a constant stream of jokes from Matt about UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} being mankind's greatest enemy.

** Professor X and Magneto sign a peace treaty, and a large crowd of superheroes and supervillains line up to take part in "Something We Can All Agree On"; punching Cyclops. The queue includes the Best Friends as the X-Men, the Juggernaut, Mr Sinister, Thanos, Apocalypse, and ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Zone-Tan]]''.

* The entirety of their ''WCW Mayhem'' video, a game so [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible unthinkably appalling]] they had to ''switch games'' just to preserve their sanity.

* ''5 Star Wrestling'' was designed to be a fun SerialNumbersFiledOff wrestling game using parody names of famous wrestlers. Due to the LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading and overall boring gameplay it instead gets to be the first [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible Rustled]] game of the month. Matt and Woolie spend the time thinking up ShoddyKnockoff names of wrestlers. Matt gets stumped on The Undertaker's name, while Woolie tries to figure out Edge's opposite.

* In ''VideoGame/{{Amy}}'', Matt is mocking a character with a stereotypical New York accent, when he mentions the restaurant chain Olive Garden. Pat immediately flips out, saying that he ''knew'' Matt was going to bring up Olive Garden.

** On a somewhat meta sense, after the episode was posted a bunch of fans started to edit Bless' Wikipedia article by saying Bless had a new single coming soon called "Matt and the Salty Boyz."

* On a meta level, the majority of the [=YouTube=] comments consist of people either saying how much [=FF8=] sucks or defending it without even realizing what the video is actually about.

!!Meta

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[[AC:SBFP 001: This Is Gonna Be Terrible]]

[[AC:SBFP 002: The Feel of a Podcast]]
* When Matt sent out a copy of ''[=DMC=]: Devil May Cry'' to the winner of a giveaway, the winner never responded, and the Best Friends come to the conclusion that the winner mistook the game for the HD remastering of the original series.
-->'''Matt:''' The guy never told me whether he got it or not...I sent it out and everything...
-->'''Pat:''' You killed him!
-->'''Matt:''' I'm sorry dead kid...

[[AC:SBFP 003: My Snake Have Started to Move]]
* Woolie's [[CicadianRhythm cicada impression]] and the ensuing [[ImagineSpot mental image]] of Woolie physically making the noise ''in shows.''
* Woolie suggests that Street Fighter 5 will come out at roughly the same time as manned missions to Mars. This somehow transitions into a joke about Woolie as a Mars Rover that constantly lies about finding life.
* Pat's segment on why you should and should not get a gaming PC, with his voice increasing in pitch throughout the entire bit.
-->'''Pat:''' Okay, so Saints Row 4 came out last week. I get all hyped for Saints Row 4. I go to play it, I'm playing it, everything's great, I'm having lots of fun, except there's like a really weird slight line in between one of the hair models, on their scalps.
-->'''Matt:''' So you threw out your PC.
-->'''Pat:''' So I'm like, man, my drivers must be bad, cause I'm using the catalyst 13.6 AMD drivers from my video card. So I go, oh, I'll get the newest beta drivers, but then I do that and then [=YouTube=] starts breaking, so how do I roll it back? I can't roll it back to the non-beta drivers, I can only roll it back to the earlier beta drivers which i'm worried about! So now I have the new beta drivers at 13.8, but i'm worried about video playback, and so i'm freaking out and I do a system restore, and then the fucking sony content manager assistant for the Vita breaks, and I lose some of the saves I put up on there, [[spoiler: so I've been playing Divekick instead!]]
-->'''Others:''' YEAH!
-->'''Liam:''' Buy a gaming PC everybody.
* Towards the end of the Podcast, Liam's utter excitement and glee when a fan asks them if they've 'ever been sucked up in a shitty card game'.
-->'''Liam:''' OH BOY!
** The groans of the other three as Liam starts to list off card games he's played are pure gold.

[[AC: SBFP 004: It Can't Have All Been For Nothing]]
* Near the end of the podcast, they point out Matt always automatically replaces the word "wrestling" with "rustling" since Rustlemania has begun.

[[AC: SBFP 005: Pure Scumbag Tactics Are The Only Way To Win]]
* Matt's story of how he got [=MGS4=], despite not having a [=PS3=].
* Liam's reaction to the reveal of the Pokémon Origins anime.
-->"I HAVE TO TELL ''EVERYONE!''"

[[AC: SBFP 006: Nothing Good Ever Comes In A Bucket]]
* An email asks the Friends' opinions on the ''VideoGame/TalesSeries''. This ends up creating a huge argument between Matt and Pat about Tales vs. Xenogears.
** The next two Podcast release videos mock Xenogears. Matt offhandedly mentions [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Xenogears, causing Liam to ask "What's Xenogears?"]] For Episode 7, Woolie asks Pat what his favorite moment is, then dubs over Pat's response to announce the next episode is up.
* Woolie jokes that David Cage's games would scare them if they were sitting around a campfire, telling scary stories.
--> "Running home, and you trip over a copy of ''Heavy Rain'', and then you look up to the moon and it's ''BEYOND TWO SOULLLLLLLS''!"

[[AC: SBFP 008: The Feel Bad Show Of The Century]]
* The sponsor of this particular episode used "Woolie" as a promotional code.
* Drunk Pat. Sure, he was drunk because he was depressed over the Jojo fiasco, but it makes him super enthusiastic for the entire podcast, the Russian Ladies segment at the beginning being the best example.

[[AC: SBFP 011: Superman's Bulge Needs to be Made-Off Model.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XZy2Ia0ke0 The Tauros Dilemma.]]
* Pat's entire rant about how playing ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' has convinced him that all of the Disney Princesses are terrible. Not just in ''[=KH=]'' context, but just in general.
-->'''Pat:''' Okay, Aurora, Cinderella, Snow White, and Belle all start off the game kidnapped already, because who cares?! [...] Who gives a shit about ''Aurora? (To Liam)'' You don't even, you're looking at me and you don't even know who that is!\\
'''Liam (Admittedly):''' I don't, I do not.\\
'''Pat:''' It's ''Sleeping Beauty.'' Exactly, yeah, the only cool thing about ''Sleeping Beauty'' is Maleficent because she's fuckin' evil.
** However, during this rant, he singles out Ariel as the absolute worst Disney Princess out of all of them.
-->'''Pat (raving):''' [[SuddenlyShouting THE ENTIRE PLOT!]] Of ''WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid|1989}}'' is she goes up, and she sees a hot dude, and says "Boy, I'd like some dick!" And then she goes to her dad, and her dad says "No dick for you," so then she goes and makes a bad deal with a witch, and then that ends up killing her dad! And then the man has to save her! Everything she does actively empowers her own villain!\\
'''Woolie:''' How much of this is you just hating her [[BuffySpeak gingerness]]?\\
'''Pat:''' Oh, nothing, nothing! Every single thing every other Princess does is either nothing or at least tries to stop their villain. Right? They're like, "No, don't be evil," "Don't kidnap me!" Or [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]] tells Gaston to go fuck himself!\\
'''Liam:''' Yeah, like, tells Gaston to go fuck himself and then tells the Beast, "No, I'm outta here; you're being a dick."\\
'''Pat:''' "Also, you should totally kill Gaston, he's a dick."\\
'''Matt:''' I like the concept of King Triton saying, "No dick for you, you will make do with [[BuffySpeak weird fish-parts]]."\\
'''Pat:''' All you have is weird fish-parts! Okay?\\
'''Woolie:''' Again, if, like, Mulan was there, she'd be ''Onimusha''-ing it up everywhere.\\
'''Pat:''' Right?! And like, Ariel, instead of fighting her villain, she makes a deal with her villain! And then gets the villain ''more'' superpowers! SHE'S TERRIBLE! SHE'S AWFUL!\\
'''Liam:''' We're not arguing.\\
'''Matt:''' No one's saying anything!
** Woolie interjecting that there's a new Princess ([[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Tiana]]), but he can't remember her name, so he just says "the black one from ''The Black Girl And The Frog''."
-->'''Pat:''' I was asking you guys and no one could come up with her name, and that's sad because that's what she is; she exists to be, "everyone's yelling at us, here's a black princess!"
** Pat refers to [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Megara]] as "Elaine Benes in Ancient Greece."

[[AC: SBFP 012: We Gotta Get Back to Space!]]
* Pat gets very excited about the plethora of grappling characters in the new Street Fighter game.
--> '''Matt''': What if the fifth character is a grappler?
--> '''Pat''': *shrieking* I WILL PEE! WITH HAPPINESS!

[[AC: SBFP 013: Never a Good Day with Swamp-ass]]
* When a fan asks them which [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure JoJo character]] they'd want to be, Pat has to stop and say that they can't all choose [[EvilIsCool Dio.]]

[[AC: SBFP 018: Dickbutt was a Spider-Man Villain]]
* After Woolie compared how weather powers in ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' were used more efficiently than in ''ComicBook/XMen'':
-->'''Woolie:''' I want Araki to write a Marvel comic, like, using the X-Men.\\
'''Pat:''' He did-- it's called [[JustForFun/XMeetsY JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE!]]

[[AC: SBFP 019: Voltron Runs on Hepatitis]]
* The conversation leading up to the [[TitleDrop line that gives the episode its name]]:
--> '''Pat:''' [[Series/HomeImprovement Wilson's]] dead.
--> '''Woolie:''' And I replaced him, apparently.
--> '''Matt:''' I was telling Pat, Pat lost his shit when I was like, "Woolie tells me, 'I was staring at [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO5KKfkSf98&t=12m a picture of Voltron, that I and Fred Durst were combining to make,]] and I stared at it for an hour just going, ''Where? Why?'' '"
--> '''Woolie:''' Like, ''usually,'' I can figure it out even with no context. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Woolie the Ent?]] Sure. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11cQArv0yE&t=17m7s I don't need to see that episode,]] I ''get it.'' I get it. It's out there, it's done.
--> '''Pat:''' It makes sense.
--> '''Woolie:''' But I'm ''staring'' at my head on Voltron, and a bunch of ''rap rockers,'' and I'm like, "What could have -- ''What?'' I don't --"
--> '''Pat:''' And they all have hepatitis!
--> '''Liam:''' Is that the ties that bind?
--> '''Pat:''' Yeah! It's hepatitis!
* While discussing what would happen if Capcom went bankrupt and its properties were bought up by other companies:
--> '''Woolie:''' When SNK gets the Street Fighter license, I am just ''walking into the ocean.'' Like Odysseus's wife, just walking along the beach, and then I'm gone.
--> '''Matt:''' And as you go you're, like, shredding your clothes off, for some reason.
--> '''Woolie:''' Just tears of blood.

[[AC: SBFP 022: What does the Doug button do?]]
* The four summarizing the ''Final Fantasy X-2.5'' novel leads to some hilarious reactions, particularly Pat explaining why the sequels to ''Final Fantasy X'' are terrible, with his pitch and tone consistently increasing as he goes.

[[AC: SBFP 025: Smegmaman is the worst]]
* The group are discussing the recent name change of Namco-Bandai to Bandai-Namco when the following happens:
--> '''Matt:''' I don't even say Bandai, I aways say Namco, cause they make the games.
--> '''Pat:''' I'm edgy, so I say Scamco. I also like to spell Microsoft with a dollar sign.
--> '''Matt:''' I know I do. Cha-Ching!
--> '''Brief bit of laughter and sighs from the group:'''
--> '''Matt:''' Ah, I can't wait to move into that GIANT, EXPENSIVE apartment that I can suddenly afford!
--> '''Pat:''' That apartment that prior to you arriving had no Xbone, but now you can put Xbone in it!
--> '''Liam:''' *Deadpan Tone* You can fit an Xbox One, the all in one entertainment system from Microsoft -
--> '''Pat:''' Okay, Okay, everybody stop, this joke has gone on too far.
--> '''Liam:''' Do I still get paid for it though?
* For context, this happened in the same week that it was revealed Microsoft were paying [=YouTubers=] for Xbox One mentions and support in videos, an offer that wasn't even given to the Best Friends due to them insulting the Xbox One and Kinect repeatedly.

[[AC: SBFC 030: No More Dutch Rudders]]
* The group ponders what kind of AnachronismStew Plague of Gripes has in his work area: Sitting in a rocking chair on a porch and wearing overalls, while using a laptop and drawing on a Cintiq tablet... then stopping to drink from a trough.

[[AC: SBFC 031: Butthurt Nuns are Totally a Thing]]
* An anecdote about Wrestling/BuffBagwell being a successful gigolo somehow leads into [[RunningGag a new permutation of the Ric Flair jokes]]:
--> '''Woolie:''' But it's like, you go, "Hey, old wrestlers, where are they now?" "Dead. Fuckin', melting. Falling apart."
--> '''Pat:''' "[[Wrestling/RicFlair Drunk]] ''and'' [[RunningGag dead.]]"
--> ''[scattered laughter]''
--> '''Liam:''' Getting revived for special events.
--> '''Matt:''' I think {{Wrestling/Scott Hall}} is a [[VideoGame/DarkSouls Hollow…]]
--> '''Pat:''' ''[[CatchPhrase Wooooooooooo!]]''
--> '''Matt:''' …right now!
--> '''Pat:''' He's gonna get into it. He's gonna get into it just for the jokes!
--> ''[more laughter]''
--> '''Woolie:''' Fuckin' Razor Ramon burning a [[VideoGame/DarkSouls Human Effigy]] --
--> ''[seven seconds of helpless cackling]''
--> '''Matt:''' ''[sizzling hiss]'' "[[CatchPhrase Hey, yo!]] [[MemeticMutation Praise the sun,]] yo!"
--> '''Liam:''' Collecting humanity from dead wrestlers.
--> ''[another '''ten seconds''' of laughter and coughing fits]''
--> '''Woolie:''' All right --
--> ''[Pat continues laughing]''
--> '''Pat:''' All I can see is {{Wrestling/Chris Benoit}}, but he's all, just, [[TheUndead red!]]

[[AC: SBFC 038: Not Safe For Life]]
* Liam's recounting of his reaction to microtransactions in VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies, which can only be described as "[[Franchise/AdventureTime Lemongrab]]-esque."

[[AC: SBFC 039: Buttered Poopers Have A Lot Of Groundswell]]

* The announcement video for the Podcast features Liam and Woolie "shooting" at each other using a hunting game rifle and a Wii zapper respectively, whilst flopping about on Matt's furniture and floor. It's crowned when Woolie "dies" and Liam promptly runs over to teabag him.

[[AC: SBFC 040: The Good Stuff comes from the 3rd Ass-chamber]]
* The [[BootstrappedTheme bootstrapping]] of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Groose's Theme]] into the [[Manga/{{BERSERK}} Theme of Rape Horse.]]
--> '''Pat:''' Ohhh, [[RunningGag that's an inside joke.]] Oh, that's too inside.
* Liam assumes the phrase "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule one-drop rule]]" means "you get to say one incorrect thing without being mocked for it". He could not be ''more'' wrong.
--> '''Woolie:''' No, no, no, it's a funny twist, but I just think racism's funnier. I'm, I'm… eternally amused.\\
'''Matt:''' It's always funny.\\
'''Pat:''' It's funny in ''this'' context!\\
'''Woolie:''' Well, ''yeah!'' It's great! …All three fifths of me are laughing! [chuckles]\\
'''Pat:''' [chuckles] ''Please'' tell me I don't have to explain that to you, Liam.

[[AC: SBFC 043: Too Much Wiener Slappin']]
* At the request of a fan the boys put together 60 seconds of [[GretzkyHasTheBall sports analysis:]]
--> '''Pat:''' The Football man ran across the field
--> '''Woolie:''' Sports ball, we're talking about Sports ball!
--> '''Matt:''' BLERN, BLERN!
--> '''Liam:''' We had the hockey match recently.
--> '''Matt:''' The Montreal team beat the New York Floridas
* Related to that, Pat's belief that John Madden is dead, and even if he wasn't, his commentary would be about the same.
--> '''Pat:''' They've gotta get the football to the other end of the field!
--> '''Matt:''' Whoever scores the most points might wind up winning the game.
--> '''Woolie:''' There's a beach ball on the field, and the batboys are arguing who's gonna go get it!
* After a question about family members messing up save files is over, we get this little sequence:
--> '''Woolie:''' It really would suck to lose 45 hours of gameplay, cause that's another 45 hours he's gonna spend in front of the TV.
--> '''Pat:''' Yeah, but from the parent's point of view, that's extra value.
--> '''Matt:''' I doubt they think that far ahead... yeah, fair enough.
--> '''Pat:''' Keep this motherfucker out of my hair.
--> '''Woolie:''' That's why the concept of summer camp disturbs me, cause it's like, oh, the kids are home from school? I have to deal with them? Fuck that shit, out of the house you go!
--> '''Pat:''' Billy, Billy, okay, you need to go to summer camp. Why? Cause you can't be around. Why? CAUSE I NEED TO FUCK YOUR MOM, GET OUT!
--> '''Liam:''' (As Billy) You're not daddy!

[[AC: SBFC 047: It's All Downhill From Here]]
* Late in the podcast the talk turns again to Liam's trip to Japan. Woolie brings up that Liam probably just watched anime (in Japan!) Matt finds the image that Liam spent sixteen hours traveling to Japan only to just sit in his apartment all day and watch unsubtitled anime hilarious.
* Apparently, the first time Pat tried to learn what ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' was, he sincerely thought that he had to input commands.

[[AC: SBFC 048: That's Not A Baby, That's A Pile Of Syringes]]
* One of the odder Letter Time questions leads to Pat being very proud that none of the Zaibatsu answered with [[RefugeInVulgarity "semen."]]
--> '''Liam:''' We have this ticker that said, [[XDaysSince "0 Days Without A Dick Joke"]] and I guess it's ''staying there.''
--> '''Pat:''' You go to roll it over and it's just "0" underneath!
--> '''Liam:''' ''Preemptively.''

[[AC: SBFC 049: Living In The Database]]
* The ad-spot for Loot Crate reveals Pat's frustration with [[ItMakesSenseInContext Pirate Hot Topic.]]
* When playing Own, Work For or Burn Down with the websites 4chan Tumblr and Reddit, Pat comes to the conclusion that he should burn down the internet, [[InsaneTrollLogic making the world a utopia.]] When Matt points out that he'd be back at his previous job, and Woolie points out he'd have to leave his house to buy things, Pat decides to burn down the earth.
--> '''Matt:''' Burn it to the ground?
--> '''Pat:''' Yeah, that's right.

[[AC: SBFC 050: PJ Phil Is Becoming Shang Tsung]]
* The taste test for the Banana Split Oreos prompts the return of Woolie's food-induced chain of [[LittleNo "nope"s]], only seen before when a fan sent them ''[[ForeignQueasine salmiakki.]]''

[[AC: SBFC 051: Goichi Friendcast]]
* Woolie and Pat's planned trips to Japan come up and Matt exhorts them to spend a night in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara Aokigahara,]] since Liam "failed in his task."
-->'''Matt:''' You ''need'' to deliver a "I stay in the suicide forest for a night" video and get that for me.
-->'''Liam:''' ''That'' task.
-->'''Matt:''' You ''failed'' at that.
-->'''Liam:''' Well, it's illegal, so…
-->'''Matt:''' Well, you ''still'' failed.
-->'''Pat:''' Guess what? I'm preemptively failing this task.
-->'''Matt:''' Well, it's up to you, Woolie!
-->'''Woolie:''' I'll walk around and then… fuckin', "BITCH NIGGA GHOSTS! COME GET ME, MUH'FUCKAS!"
-->'''Liam:''' As he gets ''arrested.''
-->'''Woolie:''' By ''really nervous'' Japanese cops.
-->'''Pat:''' To be fair, a lot of those older deader ghosts will think you're like a scary monster.
-->'''Woolie:''' Well, like, Japanese ghosts, like, "Please don't call me that! That makes me really uncomfortable, you guys!"
-->'''Matt:''' "''Kaibutsu! Kaibutsu!''"
-->'''Pat:''' "''Sumimasen.'' Ohhh…"
-->'''Woolie:''' "''Yoroshiku,'' bitches!"
-->'''Matt:''' Some Japanese ghost looks at Woolie and he's like, "''[[TheDreaded Goooukiii…]]''"

[[AC: SBFC 056: Live from PAX: Nonstop Infinite Ass Dumping]]
* Woolie, Pat and Liam's trip to the Cheescake Factory. All of it; from the three being shocked by the huge servings, to Liam texting Matt, saying that they're busy "dumping non-stop infinite ass", to Matt's reaction when he takes a bite of the leftovers they brought to their hotel room.

[[AC: SBFC 057: What's the Coolest Name for a Pet Raven?]]
* Their vicious condemnation of the book industry as mass murderers of trees in their Audible.com plug.

[[AC: SBFC 061: THERE’S A SKELETON INSIDE EACH OF US, WAITING TO BURST OUT]]
* The RunningGag gag of fans thinking that Pat is turning into a dog due to him saying "[[VerbalTic Woof]]" a lot. When Liam later in the podcast makes a REALLY controversial comparison later in the podcast, even Pat himself agrees.
* Woolie was in Japan for this podcast, in the same week it was announced that Naruto was ending. Woolie proceeds to take credit for killing off the series.
* In other Japan news, when asked if he'd been to see the Platinum Games offices while he was in Osaka, Woolie proceeds to drive the others nuts by being coy. You can hear Pat wanting to choke him. Also, the tale of Meatman.

[[AC: SBFC 062: Time Ethics Do Not Exist]]
* The entire discussion leading up to the naming of the week's episode, with Pat's increasingly unethical plans [[TimeTravelForFunAndProfit to get money by stealing it from the future]], and Liam arguing with him. Such plans include: Getting lotto results and sport almanacs to fix bets, using a 20th century gun to rob people in the future, and robbing Liam's descendants.

[[AC: SBFC 063: That Deer Just Did An Aegis Reflector]]
* Pat's trip to Nara, where he sees an innocent lady trying to feed a deer, and getting headbutted for her troubles. Thankfully, the deer was without its antlers, but the conversation leads to the episode title being dropped when they compare the deer to [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Urien.]]
* Pat's in Japan and appreciating the pre-meal towels they give at eateries. The rest tell him to take his shirt off and clean his pits with them. Pat assures them that such behavior would get him thrown out of Japan. Special guest-star [[LetsPlay/TheOnlineWarrior Maximillian]] then gives us this highly amusing mental image.
-->'''Maximillian:''' Pat gets home on a dinghy. ''"I MADE IT!"''\\
''(laughter)''\\
'''Liam:''' Two years from now? Aw that'd be nice.\\
'''Pat:''' ''(playing along)'' Hey guys I'm back what'd I miss?\\
'''Woolie:''' VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}} 4.\\
'''Maximillian:''' [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom Marvel 5 came out.]] [[UnInstallment They skipped 4.]]
* Matt and Max fighting over whose pet (Zach or Benny) is the best. The preview video plays ''[[VideoGame/SonicCD Sonic Boom]]'' while showing Zach being lazy while playing ''[[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog I am]]'' as Benny is excited getting a bath.

[[AC: SBFC 070: God Supports Straight Shota]]
* Matt and Pat return to the topic of [[MermaidProblem which type of mermaid is better]]. Pat argues regular, Matt argues "reverse mermaid":
-->'''Pat:''' You can have sex and it's not the fish part\\
'''Matt:''' No you can't!\\
'''Pat:''' You don't tell me where I can have sex!\\
'''Matt:''' I ''don't'', thank God.

[[AC: SBFC 075: Chickens Are Noble Creatures]]
* Matt's watching of Pumping Iron, and the surprising revelation that Arnold's infamous line about [[MemeticMutation 'lifting being as satisfying as cumming']] is a sentiment shared by other professional bodybuilders. Followed up quickly with a spot-on set of impersonations from Matt of Arnold destroying Lou Ferrigno psychologically, complete with the bizarre exertion noises Arnold is known for.

[[AC: SBFC 078: Panty-raiding the Langzone]]
* The video for the podcast consists of the entire group imitating Matt, with predictable results.
--> '''Woolie:''' You know, the actual difference ''this'' iteration of Godzilla is- is the spines and the leg thickness-\\
'''Matt:''' You're actually being correct about this, you know?

[[AC: SBFC 079: Sneaky Stab Attack at the Start of the 2nd Round]]
* The Best Friends are brought to the topic of how, in 1998, Nintendo made a proposal to get all adaptational rights to ''Franchise/HarryPotter''. Someone suggests it should have resulted in ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1'' with ''Harry Potter'' characters, which everyone finds really hype.
-->'''Matt:''' ''IT'S RON TIME!''
** Then, about ten seconds later, Pat makes the ''exact same joke'' because he didn't hear Matt making it.
* When asked what unique item they would drop if they were a video game boss, Liam says it would be the mask he took from killing the previous Liam. "And when you put it on, your life would change forever."

[[AC: SBFC 082: NO GODS. OR KINGS. ONLY SSAPO.]]
* Leana (Matt's fiance) making a tipsy guest appearance to refute the claims that she was the one who told them to turn the game down during ''VideoGame/BioFreaks'. It's then follow by Pat [[LampshadeHanging pointing out]] how bizarre it feels to have a podcast of people listeners think of as being in "negative" space interrupted all of a sudden by an actual person outside the recording area.


[[AC: SBFC 083: The Beard Doesn't Move Very Much, But, But When It Does, You'd Better Listen]]
* Pat kicks off a giggling fit when he mentions that [[ItMakesSenseInContext he'd care a lot more about the WWE if they had time-travel storylines.]]
* Towards the end of the podcast, Woolie talks about he met Slowbeef in person and they came to a mutual understanding about each other's tastes and how they were exactly the same in that respect. Then Pat brings up that if Slowbeef brought up WesternAnimation/BikerMiceFromMars and how much he loved it, wouldn't that mean Woolie secretly loves it too? This is met by obstinate denial from Woolie who immediately cuts off the podcast there.

[[AC: SBFC 084: Should I Stop Masturbating?]]
* [[HotBlooded Pat]] has a healthy blood pressure level.
--> '''Matt:''' I find that ''incredibly'' hard to believe.\\
'''Pat:''' So does my doctor.\\
'''Woolie:''' Yeah, I was about to say, your doctor probably went like, "…Wh-- Uh, can we do that again?"\\
'''Pat:''' We ''did.''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ptT4B5Ds Woolie gets exposed]] to the battle theme of VideoGame/XenobladeChroniclesX.

[[AC: SBFC 085: Syringes Filled With Corn Syrup]]
* Liam continues to bring his A-game in a discussion of [[VideoGame/MonsterHunter MH4U]]:
--> '''Pat:''' 'Cause somebody's like, "[[DemonicSpiders Apex monsters]] are bullshit"?\\
'''Liam:''' 'Cause like, five hundred people who reviewed it one-star are like, "Apex monsters are bullshit!"\\
'''Pat:''' But they ''need'' to put something like that into the game, because otherwise the game would just '''end''' at [[FinalBoss Gogmazios,]] because, like, it already has, like --\\
'''Liam:''' ''God forbid it end at two hundred hours.'' God forbid.\\
'''Matt:''' Aw geez.\\
'''Woolie:''' ''[dissolves into laughter]''
* During a fan-mail challenge to have each of the zaibatsu give honest compliments to all the others, Pat has difficulty thinking of one for Woolie.
-->'''Woolie:''' Wow. WOW\\
''(Pat starts laughing)''\\
'''Woolie:''' Fuck you.
** And after they move onto another fan-mail, you can hear Pat in the background complaining that now that they spent a long time complimenting each other, "this doesn't feel right". And when he interjects out of the blue with...
-->'''Pat:''' You guys are all ''CUNTS''!

[[AC: SBFC 089: Three-fifths of a Podcast]]
* Pretty much ''everything''. One thing that comes to mind is the entirety of the "Chewie and Fuckface" conversation.
** The lead into it is gold. It involves Pat's enthusiasm at him and Woolie being able to cut in front of other passengers on a plane, the other passenger's anger over his boasting, and Pat disguising himself and Woolie with the fake show host names "Chewie and Fuckface", which THEN leads into a joke about them taking down WebVideo/GameGrumps.
* They spend a a few minutes in the very beginning with Matt discussing how inappropriate it is for anyone (ex. Woolie) to order non-breakfast food in a breakfast-oriented restaurant in the morning. The discussion includes such gems as:
** Matt describing Woolie as 'the toughest 85 year old grandma ever' after Woolie orders a steak and eggs and removes everything on the plate except for the steak.
** Matt [[SuddenlyShouting screaming with rage]] at how Woolie shouldn't be complaining about replacing breakfast food at a breakfast restaurant at breakfast.
** Matt's completely insane time linkage of food, where he insists that anyone who eats steak in the morning is wrong, even though there's dishes like steak and eggs. The conversation eventually leads to Matt shouting at lions on the Serengeti to stop eating meat so early in the morning.
** Pat trying to justify energy drinks in the morning.
** Matt sheepishly trying to justify eating a cookie in the morning after turning the others down for burgers by saying he was offered the cookie.
* Liam weighing in on Tim Hortons having a subtitle in America.
-->'''Liam:''' Yeah, but you don't have to make it easy for the ''filthy Americans''.
** Immediately followed up by Pat attempting to excuse Liam's comment by jokingly saying that Liam meant Americans are literally unwashed, only for Liam to ''double down'' on this comment and agree with Pat. Liam attempts to continue explaining exactly what he meant, but is continually and frantically cut off by Matt, Woolie, and Pat.
-->'''Pat:''' ''STOP TALKING! STOP...STOP TALKING!''
* The entire leadup to the [[TitleDrop podcast-naming comment.]]
--> '''Pat:''' But my favorite part of this story, that you're leaving out, is the text message that is entitled, "Did you sign my e-mail up for some weird black thing?"\\
'''Matt:''' I just unsubscribed. I'm good, [[ThatCameOutWrong I have all the black people I need.]]\\
'''Pat:''' ''One?''\\
'''Woolie:''' Wow. Wow.\\
'''Matt:''' Well, I obviously mean other friends --\\
'''Woolie:''' I'll make sure not to introduce you to anybody! God forbid we go over the ''quota.''\\
'''Matt:''' So, what have we done? In the first thirty minutes, Liam's shit on all of America, I've apparently shit on all black people, Woolie hates everyone that eats breakfast --\\
'''Liam:''' How is your tolerance for black people -- how is your maximum cap limit ''[[CallBack one three-fifths of a person?]]''\\
'''Everyone:''' ''(explodes into hysterical laughter)''\\
'''Woolie:''' Liam -- I'm giving you a hug right now. [[SoProudOfYou I taught you well.]]
* Near the end of the podcast Matt tells a story of how he, Liam, and Woolie were walking down a street and Matt found a 20 dollar bill. Cue Woolie trying to convince Matt to give it to him by mentioning it was his birthday three days ago, and, when that fails, by just telling him he's cold.
* Pat gets repeatedly distracted in the last half-hour of the podcast by [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] gifs that are playing (for some reason) on Matt's laptop. Matt intentionally moves the laptop so that Pat has a better view.

[[AC: SBFC 091: Slurping from the Vats]]
* The story of [[LovableJock Ari the XBox modder.]]

[[AC: SBFC 092: Post Apocalyptic T-pose Culture]]
* The runup to the [[TitleDrop inspiration for the podcast title.]]
-->'''Pat:''' What happened in '92?\\
'''Woolie:''' Grenada happened in '92.\\
'''Pat:''' Oh, yeah? It was founded?\\
'''Woolie:''' It was ongoing.\\
'''Pat:''' What do you mean, "ongoing," wasn't that a single ''day?''\\
'''Woolie:''' Well, it didn't exist until I landed, and then it ceased existing the moment I took off.\\
'''Pat:''' Your personal Grenada.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[DreamApocalypse It despawned once it was out of sight of the plane.]]\\
'''Pat:''' It's like, "Wow, the whole country just ''bamf''ed past the zone-wall…"\\
'''Woolie:''' "Now you're just a skybox, fucker! [[FridgeHorror ...Bye, family!]]"\\
'''Pat:''' ''[loses it]''\\
'''Liam:''' Everyone's T-posing with placeholder textures. Just spinning around on the spot.

[[AC: SBFC 096: Everyone Saw His Balls On Stream]]
* The podcast takes place as numerous announcements are being made, prompting Matt to bellow at the top of his lungs with excitement at a new Turok game being announced at one point.

[[AC: SBFC 097: Everybody Rumored. Nobody Believed. NOW YOU SEE IT'S TRUE. (feat. James Small)]]
* [[BlatantLies Liam hates Super Smash Brothers and wants Nintendo to die.]]
-->'''Liam:''' I ''hate'' Smash 4. I hate Smash 4. I play it ''all the time,'' I ''hate'' it.\\
'''Pat:''' ''That's'' the honesty I want.\\
'''Liam:''' I have like a hundred and forty hours of play time, I ''hate'' this game! There's ''nothing to do!'' I get ''no enjoyment'' out of playing it!\\
'''Woolie:''' Save it for the State of the Smash Address.\\
'''Matt:''' And we established that you played [[Franchise/LoveLive a shitty rhythm game]] for more time than we play a game we like!\\
'''Liam:''' I played ''Vampire Rain,'' too.\\
'''Pat:''' [Liam and James Small] sittin' next to each other on the couch is ''appropriate.''

[[AC: SBFC 103: This MUST be the work of an Enemy Stand]]
* Pat recounts his introduction to ''Literature/Overlord2012'':
--> Somebody tried to sell this to me and they made a really ''strong'' pitch. And it was like, "Pat, imagine ''Literature/SwordArtOnline''." Okay, I know ''Sword Art Online''. "Now imagine Kirito is like this Mary Sue, like, perfect author self-insert badass super MMO-player." Alright, got it. "And [[ChickMagnet all the girls like him.]]" Okay. Got it. "Now imagine instead of Kirito it was a fuckin' [[LargeAndInCharge eight-foot-tall]] [[DemBones skeleton]]."
* The ''entire'' damn discussion about the Pants-Shitting [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Stand User]] and how it is really [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower the ultimate Stand]].

[[AC: SBFC 104: The DBZ Fanfiction Revue]]
* The Horseporn.com discussion, especially since it was couched like they had just ''signed up'' for said website, and going into how it can be integrated into your Xbox Achievements and Amazon Drones airlifting a horse dildo to your front door.
* The episode title comes from Pat, continuing a train of thought he put out on twitter the previous day, getting bizarrely intense about a piece of ''Dragon Ball'' fanfiction where Gohan is the main character, Chichi was the hero who died before the story started, Goku was just a non-powered guy who runs a car wash, and Gohan had to be trained by not just Piccolo (who happened to be fused with Tien at the time), but also Master Roshi and Krillin. [[spoiler:He was actually talking about ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', because he finally got around to watching it. Sadly, because Matt wasn't there, Woolie hadn't seen it, and Liam wasn't paying attention, Pat had to explain this despite how increasingly obvious it got.]]
* Pat's obsession with ''Resident Evil 2'' has grown to the point of never playing portable games on public transport because he's too busy going through [=RE2=] in his head.
-->'''Liam:''' You know, if you get an [=NVidia=] Shield, you can just play it anywhere.\\
'''Pat:''' ''No,'' it's better in my head because it goes faster--because I'm not limited by game time.\\
'''Liam:''' You know you already have a Vita and you could just play it anywhere--\\
'''Pat:''' No, you don't underst--do you know how ''fast'' you can go through that game [[MundaneMadeAwesome if you're not bound by time and space]], Liam?!

[[AC: SBFC 107: [=SuperBarfBarfBarf=] At Barfmail Dot Barf]]
* The Summerslam discussion wherein Liam proposes an ideal trajectory for Brock Lesnar and the Undertaker's characters.
-->'''Liam:''' So I was saying, I want Lesnar to win. But what I ''want'' to happen is at the very end, you see Taker [[spoiler: put his hand on Lesnar's face and do some magic shit and imply [[GrandTheftMe a transfer of souls.]]]]\\
'''Woolie:''' ''[loses it]''
[[AC: SBFC 133: ALL. THE. WARRIORS.]]
* Words don't do the announcement video justice. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ZmgGLRzE0 See for yourself.]]
** It starts with Matt recording a shower while calling out to Woolie who then opens the shower curtain to reveal Liam, [=Takahata101=], Brennan Williams, [=CrankyConstruct=], Boku no Eruption, and Geoff Thew (of Mother's Basement) all standing inside it. They then decide to talk about how their anime intro would look like.
-->'''Matt:''' This a weird fucking [=MAGfest=]...
--> (Everyone promptly loses it.)
* Woolie talking about his Xbox 360 Bag which quickly devolves into him about how he Xbox 360 wasn't that bad. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiZQabdR950 A fan decided to animate it.]]

[[AC: SBFC 114: Crowdfund the Fourth Reich]]
* Their discussion of the adaptational {{Race Lift}}s regarding ''Film/TheLastAirbender'' and JiveTurkey Masao/Mark in ''VideoGame/{{Persona 1}}''.
-->'''Woolie:''' His race is region-locked.
* The director of ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'''s comments on ''Film/AntMan1'' lead to them discussing theoretical scenarios in which the actors for Captain America and Superman duke it out ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''-style as a means of strategic control over movie theaters.
-->'''Pat:''' We need fights at movie premieres. I wanna see Creator/ChrisEvans punch [[Creator/HenryCavill whatever Superman's name is]] in the face at a movie premiere. I wanna see it. \\
'''Woolie/Liam:''' In Captain America costume. \\
'''Pat:''' He shows up and you're like, 'what a dork' and he just starts fighting everyone. \\
'''Liam:''' And they start playing a new Captain America movie instead. \\
'''Pat:''' Then fucking Creator/MattDamon's there and he's protecting Creator/BenAffleck. \\
'''Woolie:''' But they switch it up on you because you're in a rogue theater.\\
'''Liam:''' A theater without a country. A theater without a nation, without borders, all for revenge. \\

[[AC: SBFC 114: Lube-Bu and the K.Y. Dynasty]]
* Matt tries out his [[{{Undertale}} Sans]] cosplay for the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH64NeDV3qM preview video]].
-->'''Woolie:''' God damn it, I hate that I'm smiling!

[[AC: SBFC 126: She Almost Stopped Mr. Domino]]
* Woolie regales the listener with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drX9D2oeqTQ his New Year's journey]] into [[TangledFamilyTree the sordid past of Maddentown.]]

[[AC: SBFC: 130: The Grand Unified Theory]]
* The last several minutes and the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uASyFoWZ1vE youtube preview video]], wherein the Super Best Friends get incredibly hilariously hyped over how they can manage to cross over everything forever.

[[AC: SBFC: 146: Team 3=D. Very Hard. Much Difficulty.]]
* Liam describes the Music/{{Vocaloid}} concert he attended.
-->'''Pat:''' [[SarcasmMode Did you get to shake Miku's hand?]]
-->'''Liam:''' [[BlatantLies Yes.]]
-->'''Woolie:''' Did you get backstage?
-->'''Liam:''' Yes, and they were there... [[CrossesTheLineTwice doing lines of coke]].
-->'''Woolie:''' Niiiice.
-->'''Pat:''' Digital coke.
-->'''Liam:''' Yes, digital [[GirlOnGirlIsHot sex orgies]]... [[SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll sex drug orgies]] confirmed before Music/{{Vocaloid}} concerts.
** Followed by Liam's stated desire for Tupac to show up and sing with the girls.
* This being the first podcast after the end of Woolie's ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'' stream, the guys reveal what went on immediately after Woolie's mid-credits RageQuit. Apparently, the game was bad enough to him that he ''really did'' cross the DespairEventHorizon, barely participating in their usual scheduling and simply sitting and staring at the floor while Matt and Pat started to leave. And while they're describing to Liam the various breaking points he missed, they hint at a [[MemeticMutation now-infamous]] death as the start of the downward spiral. He immediately knows.
-->'''Liam:''' Did [[spoiler: Jayden]] go in the chipper?
-->'''Woolie:''' ''Right in.''
* While Pat discusses the new device he has to wear to help him breathe for a sleep study, he makes an AccidentalInnuendo about it pumping into his throat. This kicks off a chain of steadily escalating oral sex jokes at Pat's expense.
** He also mentions that he has to refill a water tank that will spray into his throat as he breathes, and that the doctors are adamant that he has to use distilled water as it is the only safe thing. The others then suggest that he fill it with Mountain Dew Code Red, absinthe, or moonshine.
-->'''Liam:''' Would you die if we put bleach in it?
-->'''Pat:''' Yeah.

[[AC: SBFC: 151: Gotta Go Fath/ Frak Frag Fry]]
* About fifteen minutes in the audio cuts and Pat, Woolie, and Liam say that lost audio and didn't notice, and are re-recording the next day. All three are clearly tired and pissed that they have to re-record. Pat tries a little to muster enthusiasm, but Woolie and Liam are talking in the most deadpan manner, and eventually Pat starts yelling at them for not trying.

[[AC: SBFC: 152: Perpetual Motion Hustler's Paradise]]
* At the start, the gang get into a roughly six-minute discussion that eventually transitions to fighting games, during which Woolie casually brings up how ''[[VideoGame/DeadOrAlive Dead Or Alive 5]]'' could have been [[NeverLiveItDown their]] ''Franchise/BlazBlue'' in a different timeline. He then asks Pat, who's played the game, whether he saw the final boss. After more discussing, Pat name-drops the boss, [[spoiler: Alpha-152]]. He then realizes [[spoiler: that Woolie's manipulated the whole conversation for an excuse to [[TitleDrop use the podcast number.]]]]
-->'''Matt:''' That was the longest con ever!
** The comment that jumps the discussion to fighting games from listener feedback on the previous episode is [[{{Troll}} standard-issue Pat]]:
--->'''Pat:''' Y'know what, Woolie, I gotta say, I think you're right about what we find funny [not being what everybody else finds funny]. But that being said, in terms of the podcast energy, I really don't think we should've played that hour of ''[=BlazBlue=]'' [[TeasingCreator in between the two recordings]]. \\
'''Woolie:''' ''[ugly laughter]''

[[AC: SBFC: 155: God Confirmed for Real]]
* Pat getting creeped out by Woolie and Liam decidedly not talking about the last Splatfest of ''VideoGame/Splatoon1''. It sounds like Woolie and Liam had very strong opinions about the last Splatfest, and them avoiding even mentioning their thoughts on the results makes Pat wonder if they have guns pointed on them.

[[AC: SBFC: 161: What Yuh Messin' Wit]]
* A news story about an unearthed Creator/GeorgeCarlin special makes the guys hypothesize about other hidden works of deceased artists, eventually coming up with [[Music/TheNotoriousBIG Biggie Smalls]] inventing LetsPlays.

[[AC: SBFC: 162: Benoit was in the Basement]]
* The boys [[TitleDrop observe]] the uncanny similarities between ''Wrestling/LuchaUnderground'' and ''Manga/AttackOnTitan''.
* The revelation that Woolie has never played ''Batman: Arkham Asylum'' leads to one of the podcast's longer giggle-fits.
-->'''Pat:''' You didn't -- ''you'' didn't play Arkham Asylum?\\
'''Woolie:''' I hear Asylum's a really good game and I know that people've been talking about them for the last ten years --\\
'''Pat:''' ''You'' didn't play Arkham Asylum?\\
'''Matt:''' I don't think his answer's gonna change.\\
'''Liam:''' You're bein' that guy. You're being that guy who's like, "Oh! You haven't seen ''Death Note''?!"\\
''[ten seconds later, Matt's laughter has died down to a chuckle]''\\
'''Matt:''' Like, you could've picked one of ''five'' animes, but you actually picked the right one there.\\
''[after thirty seconds, Woolie calms down enough to breathlessly rejoin the conversation]''\\
'''Woolie:''' Fuckin' ''bullseye!'' Oh my god, the bullseye is so real!\\
''[Pat takes '''fifty-five seconds''' to regain his composure]''\\
'''Pat:''' Alright, so I'm gonna concede that point.

[[AC: SBFC: 164: [=RKO=] That Giraffe For A Save State]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ8DGlVeSTE The entire "wrestling and sacrificing animals for special powers" conversation]] is a thing of beauty.
** Early in the conversation, Matt leaves for the bathroom. When [[TitleDrop the question]] of [=RKO=]ing a giraffe comes up, Matt can suddenly be heard laughing in the background, causing Pat to yell not to piss on his floor.
** They determine that a gorilla would NoSell an [=RKO=] and then kill you.
** Such ideas are exchanged as slamming a beaver into its own home for [[ShockAndAwe lightning powers]] (and consequently slamming two beavers into each other for ChainLightning) and making a platypus tap out, which Pat explains would poison the ring, for a FlashStep.
** The exchange, which goes on for [[OverlyLongGag about half an hour]], ends with Matt saying he would kill a star-faced mole. Pat brings up that they can [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender teach earthbending]], to which Matt shuts him up and says that he's talking about a fictional animal.
-->'''Pat''': [[SuddenlyShouting WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MAGIC!]]
** The part immediately after that conversation, in which Pat, bringing up an earlier part of the conversation, randomly starts playing [[{{Squick}} turtle sex noises]] on his phone.
* While discussing their preferred theater snacks for a letter, Matt recounts an experience from when he and Woolie went to see ''Film/{{Gravity}}'' together. Matt decided to get ice cream as a snack, but when he went into the theater, he somehow managed to [[EpicFail accidentally sit in the ice cream]]. He had to sit through the entire movie with his ass freezing, unable to stand up because he thought everyone would know, and for extra salt in the wound, the ice cream soaked into his new vest and made it brittle, ruining it. The others, especially Woolie, are stunned that he never told this story ''after three full years''.

[[AC: SBFC: 166: Rob Liefeld Is The Uwe Boll of David Cage]]
* The entire conversation that ensues when Liam talks about the stew he made. Due to a mistake he made measuring the ingredients, he accidentally made ''several gallons'' of stew. It's funny enough from the idea, but then Woolie accidentally offends Liam with a poorly worded remark about him using "the incorrect proportions," turning it briefly into SeriousBusiness as Matt and Pat giggle helplessly.
** Which ends with this:
-->'''Woolie''': [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Liam, I do want some stew.]]
-->'''Liam''': Oh, there's none left.
-->'''Woolie''': Aw...
-->'''Liam''': [[{{Troll}} Not for you!]]
-->'''Woolie''': ''Awww!''

[[AC: SBFC: 167: ! PC Cursed !]]
* The TitleDrop, when the group stumbles into a conversation about [[MaybeMagicMaybeMundane replacing biological weapons with curses]] while discussing ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7'', which devolves into them rambling about everything from their computers to [[VideoGame/NoMansSky Hello Games]] to Woolie himself being cursed.
* Pat explains an elaborately passive-aggressive way he teases his girlfriend about forgetting her keys: a small locker that contains the spare keys which only Pat knows the combination of, that he condescendingly unlocks every time she loses them and when she needs to put back the spares. Later, Pat receives a text from his girlfriend and remembers that [[OhCrap the podcast being live means she heard everything he said]], when Pat had told her the locker was used for other things.
* Liam and Pat are arguing about how creepy the game "Summer Lessons" is with Liam defending that people are exaggerating the creep factor while Pat brings up they can't ignore it has creeps. Matt adds that he is confident no one playing the game does it so they can teach [[ExcusePlot Summer lessons]].

[[AC: SBFC: 169: Sense of Blackface Alliance]]
* Discussing the new ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'' game leads to [[RefugeInAudacity the reveal of]] [[CollectionSidequest collectible]] [[ArtifactOfDoom Behelits]], and the group's [[BigWhat appropriately]] [[NoJustNoReaction flabbergasted]] [[LaughingMad reactions]].
* Their discussion on how to resolve custoday disputes through [[DuelToTheDeath a ladder match with a gun]], which made it into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNlMMuUJvlk the announcement video]]:
-->'''Pat''': 'Cause you have to get the gun and [[ChildrenForcedToKill give it to the child]], and the child has to shoot your opponent.
-->'''Matt''': And you have to help him aim.
-->'''Woolie''': The child, the gun, and the child's ownership papers... are all hanging above the ring.
-->'''Matt''': ''(breaks down laughing over "child ownership")''
-->'''Pat''': Okay, new idea. It's a child holding the gun, hanging from the ceiling, and the child has to shoot the guy, but the child is ''blindfolded''. So you climb the ladder to un-blindfold him, and then tell him to shoot the other guy.
-->'''Matt''': So it's a [[DeadlyGame blindfold-ladder-gun-child match]].
-->'''Liam''': But if he thinks you're not his dad, he might shoot you!
-->'''Woolie''': But where, where are the custody papers?
-->'''Pat''': The custody papers... are...
-->'''Matt''': They're in the child's back pocket. No, his backpack!
-->'''Liam''': He's hanging from his backpack-
-->'''Pat''': No, no, the child is... [[RefugeInAudacity in a pinata, with the gun]]. And you have to break it open, and the custody papers ''fall out'', and then you show the custody papers to the child, and he uses the gun to shoot your opponent.

[[AC: SBFC: 174: Now THAT'S Hip-Hop]]
* Woolie talks about enjoying a steak at place called "The Grinder", futilely trying to sandbag Pat and Matt's dick jokes and entendre, until eventually...
-->'''Pat:''' Just go down and try them all.
-->'''Woolie:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Alright yes, penises in my mouth!]]
-->(Pat loses it)
-->'''Woolie:''' Big ol' penises just right in my mouth! For my birthday! The biggest you can get! Off of the app grinder. How fast can I find the penises for my mouth?!
-->'''Matt:''' Woolie, you should've done this second ''one''.
* The podcast/stream has a technical problem, so there's a timeskip. After the skip, Matt is rambling about {{Film/Congo}}, Pat is losing it, and Woolie is dead silent. The issue exacerbates as Matt spends the rest of the podcast bringing up Congo at random times.
* The title of the podcast is from Pat talking about how he doesn't like HipHop, but he likes how things can ''be'' HipHop.
-->'''Pat:''' "Man why'd you glue your arms to your sides?" "That's real hip-hop, man." "How are you going to hug your kids?" "That's a real hip-hop." (''laughs'')

[[AC: SBFC: 177: The 4th Trimester & The Holy Afterbirth]]
* The RunningGag of pissing and shitting everywhere [[RefugeInAudacity while saying "you can't stop this"]], which goes from Pat to people they know to ''animals''.
* The otherwise [[TearJerker sad few minutes]] where they address Liam leaving the Zaibatsu quickly turn to them discussing [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sex in a Xena mask]] and the aforementioned RunningGag.

[[AC: SBFC: 181: Strong Opinions About Flags (Feat. Super Eyepatch Wolf)]]
* The title comes from a [[OverlyLongGag rather extended and impassioned conversation]] Pat and Woolie get into regarding the similarities between the flags of various countries and how stupid it is that many of them look the same. After many, many minutes of this, they finally ask their guest (Super Eyepatch Wolf, aka John) what he thinks of the issue.
-->'''John:''' (''sarcastically'') Well, I don't know. I don't have many [[SeriousBusiness strong opinions]] about flags.
* A discussion about dying before anticipated video game releases eventually leads to Woolie giving Pat a request in case he has a heart attack.
-->'''Woolie:''' If you get a call, and you just hear gurgling and spurts and coughs, and I'm just like (*gurgling noises*), [[SkewedPriorities your job]] is to tell me [[MythArc what's in]] [[Manga/AttackOnTitan the basement]]. Just tell me what's in the basement, and then let me go.

[[AC: SBF 190: When Kevin Sorbo Dies, WE DIE]]
* Pat and Woolie again start talking about how they need to avoid dying before they can play good video games, leading to this gem:
-->'''Pat:''' You know what, you know what - when I get old and Persona 10 is coming out, I'm gonna have to kill Time.
-->'''Matt:''' Yeah, when you get old and Persona 10 - try ''maybe'' 6, by the time YOU'RE old...Let's say 7: Golden.

[[AC:SBF 196: Not the Spawncast (feat. Mr. Clemps)]]
* Before they talk about [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2]], Woolie decides to briefly bring up ComicBook/{{Spawn}}, causing Matt to get excited and Pat to get angry and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leave the room]].
-->'''Woolie:''' Get your ass back here!\\
'''Pat, from the other room:''' NO!\\
'''Matt:''' You have to talk about Spawn with us.\\
'''Pat, from the other room:''' I don't wanna talk about Spawn!
* A viewer mail asks what memory you would most want to have a video of. Pat and Woolie say their choices are "sex things" they're not going to discuss. As Matt starts to talk, Pat interrupts to backpedal, clarifying that he and Woolie are not talking about the '''same''' moment.

[[AC:SBFC 207: [=GoutSydePhil=]]]

* The very end of the podcast has Woolie suddenly deciding to prattle on about ''Franchise/BlazBlue'''s overly complex lore whilst ignoring Matt and Pat's protests. In response, Pat starts ranting about ''Star Trek'' and Matt occasionally responds, both overlapping over each other for a full minute before Pat caps off the whole podcast with a desperate shout of "WHEN IS THIS GONNA STOP?!"

[[AC:SBFC 211: Icelandic Necropants: Always bet on 「GOUGI」]]

* During a conversation about which VideoGame/Persona5 girl is the best romance option, Pat goes on a long tear about how [[FanPreferredCouple Makoto]] is the ''worst'' option because Sae exists even if you can't have her. Woolie, who romanced Makoto and clearly prefers the pairing of Ren/Makoto, [[{{Understatement}} isn't quite happy as Pat continues to push his point.]]
-->'''Woolie:''' [[TranquilFury Fall in a well, and die screaming.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5J7e7jfk6k This video]] of the arguments puts (crude) animations of P5 characters over the argument, with [[PluckyComicRelief Ryuji]] cast as Pat and [[TheHero Ren]] as Woolie.

[[AC:SBFC 225: Ultra Instinct Breakneck Suplex Mamorus]]
* The VoodooShark that is [[Franchise/DragonBall S-cells]] is introduced, and Pat and Woolie rail at [[Creator/AkiraToriyama Toriyama]].
-->'''Woolie:''' You're yelling at a ''cloud'', old man. \\
'''Pat:''' ''I'm yelling at an old man shaped like a cloud that only flies with the pure of heart!'' Alright? \\
'''Woolie(audibly guffawing):''' It's incredible how much of a hack! \\
'''Matt:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise It's almost admirable]]. \\
'''Woolie(cont'd):''' This genius creator is! This, this historic, loved - [[SincerityMode He's incredible!]] He's someone who's name should be, like, put on the walls- \\
'''Pat:''' But he's the worst writer ever. \\
'''Woolie:''' -of manga history forever- [[SuddenlyShouting HE'S A HACK!!!]] It's ''incredible!'' Keep the man away from his own work! *dejected* Go back to Manga/DoctorSlump!

[[AC:SBFC 226: Necrid Must Win]]
* The announcement [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SiPicdt4z8 video]] is pretty much them trying to hide their [[EvenTheGuysWantHim approval]] of Cody's new design from ''Street Fighter V Arcade Edition''.
* It is sometimes stated that Cody was one of the strongest characters in the ''Street Fighter'' Universe, and he only wears the handcuffs [[WillfullyWeak to hold himself back]] from accidentally ''killing'' everyone he fights. Him breaking his handcuffs in the Cinematic Intro has them clearly [[https://youtu.be/NnhA8RcscLg?t=6m14s come to one conclusion]].
-->'''Matt:''' Literally, everyone is dead now.\\
'''Woolie:''' And that's how ''Street Fighter 3'' became a thing.\\
'''Pat:''' Oh no...\\
'''Matt:''' The most powerful character...\\
'''Pat:''' Yeah, everyone in this game that doesn't show up in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''? Cody killed them.

[[AC:SBFC 227: Christmascast 2017: It Wasn't About Arby's, It Was About Abortion]]
* When asked by a fan letter what they would do to change Christmas if they became Santa, Woolie's answer is purposefully, hilariously predictable; he wants Christmas to become a fighting game plot, where billions of kids from around the world gather to fight in a vaguely defined fighting tournament with double elimination rules, with kids placing higher in the brackets getting better presents. The child who beats all other challengers would then go on to challenge Woolie Claus himself, and by beating him, become the Santa for the next [[{{VideoGame/Tekken}} 'King of Iron Christmas' tournament]]. Yes, that name is actually dropped in Woolie's excited descriptions.

[[AC:SBFC 240: Grind your Party Member's Kids]]
* Woolie's reaction to [[TokenBlackFriend Zelda Fuller]] from Film/TheShapeOfWater is disbelief that a 60's era SassyBlackWoman would be accepting of her friend [[BoldlyComing fucking a fishman]], instead suggesting that she'd throw a bible at her and tell her to both find Jesus and to find out exactly how old the Asset actually ''is'' to make sure she's not violating the age of consent.
* The Friends are looking up information on the voice cast for ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight'' and come across Creator/BenDiskin's profile. They are surprised at some of the roles he's played, but are floored when they realize he voiced ''Eric Sparrow'' from the ''VideoGame/TonyHawksUnderground'' games.

[[AC:SBFC 241: Heroin Tag Frenzy]]
* Pat's spoilercasts the Film/ReadyPlayerOne movie and spends some time detailing a ridiculous case of HollywoodHomely ([=Art3mis=], portrayed by Creator/OliviaCooke of all people). As Woolie is unfamiliar with the actress he shows him a picture, and Woolie, familiar with the character's depiction in the book, proceeds to ''instantly'' laugh. Matt adds to it by noting it is very similar to how it would be played in an [[UsefulNotes/TheEighties eighties]] film, sounding like he's defending the decision... only to then point out that not only was the movie itself made in 2018, but the setting of the story is ''2045''.

[[AC:SBFC 244: Beyond Two Holes]]
* The title of the podcast comes from an incredible FreudianSlip on Pat's part, as he attempts to give ''VideoGame/DetroitBecomeHuman'' the mocking nickname of ''Detroit: [[VideoGame/BeyondTwoSouls Beyond Two Souls]]'', only to call it ''Detroit: Beyond Two '''Holes'''''. Matt and Woolie both declare it to be the official unofficial nickname, while Pat [[{{Corpsing}} is too busy breaking down with laughter]] to comment.
* Pat explaining his problem of dropping the whole roll of toilet paper in the toilet.
-->'''Pat:''' You know you go to take a piss?\\
'''Woolie:''' Hmm-hmm\\
'''Pat:''' [[PsychologicalProjection And you're holding the]] toilet roll of paper in your hand?\\
'''Woolie:''' No.\\
'''Pat:''' Ok see that - [stops as he registers Woolie answers].\\
'''Matt:''' Wh- why is it in your hand?

[[AC:SBFC 249: Fowl Play: Get Ducked]]
* They get into a discussion about sequels being named the same thing as the original. Matt makes Woolie look up the list of the ''Franchise/{{Halloween}}'' movies on IMDB. Woolie reads it and gets to the last three, and as he says the words ("Halloween. Halloween II. Halloween!"), everyone ''immediately'' {{corps|ing}}es. They immediately declare that the franchise is the worst offender of this behavior they've ever seen.
-->'''Pat:''' "Let's watch Halloween, I like that!" "Which one? One, two, or three?" \\
'''Woolie:''' "Wait, Halloween 3?" \\
'''Pat:''' "NO, the third Halloween!"

[[AC:SBFC 253: What time is it? 5 o clock?]]
* The Zaibatsu discuss the Film/{{Morbius|2022}} announcement... briefly, before trailing off into discussions of the ComicBook/MidnightSons, Matt discovering a new edgelord created from a FusionDance of ''other'' edgelords, and finally, the embarassment that is ComicBook/NightWatch. To become a Creator/SpikeLee joint soon...ish! Maybe?
-->'''Matt:''' Do you know how I found his name? I put in ''[[CreativeSterility Spawn rip-off!]]''

[[AC:SBFC 256: You Can't Stop Us from Drinking the Sarcophagus Juice]]
* The team talk about their earliest experiences with the internet, and Woolie mentions being disappointed with Nuke.com, because all it had was copies of material published in [=GamePro=] magazine. This leads to discussion of Website/{{IGN}}'s various name changes and how it used to be [=IGN64=], and before that, N64.com. This gets Pat curious about whatever happened to Nuke.com...
-->'''Woolie:''' Today? You'd have to do Website/WaybackMachine Nuke.com. \\
'''Pat:''' Fucking knew it, I fucking knew it. What's - What is a nuke? \\
'''Woolie:''' A Website/GiantBomb...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Bomb-Ass Adventures!]]
* Matt's '''Bomb-Ass Trip to the Zoo''' video where he indulges in a newfound love for red pandas - as hinted at in the promos for the Super Best Friends Podcast - but not only that; As he's visiting with a lady-friend, he ''actually pulls off'' an incredibly cheesy line about 'filming beautiful creatures' when she catches him filming her and not the animals.
* In '''Bomb-Ass Wrestling Adventure!'', in continuation of trying to get the {{Wrestling/WWE}} to acknowledge Wrestling/ChrisBenoit, Pat brings a sign reading "[[CrossesTheLineTwice BRING BACK BENOIT]]".
* In ''Matt's Bomb-Ass Journalism Thing About Cereal!'', Matt spends about ten minutes, alone, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext in a supermarket making a video about various brands of cereal]].
** Near the end of the video, Matt spots [[ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs Reese Puffs]]. Cue SmashCut of him pushing a cart absolutely packed with boxes of it.
** Matt compares the mascot of Apple Jacks to Woolie (due to the fact they both have dread locks), calling it an AncientConspiracy and that Woolie is somehow involved with all cereals.
** There's a cut to Matt giving Woolie some cereal and telling him it's really good. Woolie takes a bite and gives a face that makes it look like he just ingested sour milk...then 5 seconds later says "oh man this is so good!" and starts rapidly eating the cereal.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Friendcast Mailbag]]
[[AC: Mailbag #1]]
* There's a great but subtle moment where there's a very brief camera cut, as if something needed to be edited out. After the cut, Pat is covering his face with his hand in disbelief, and Matt declares [[NoodleIncident "I just made the video!"]]
* Liam receives an envelope, which contains a card...but is also filled ''to the brim'' with pink glitter. Cue Liam dumping the glitter as everyone loses their shit...and then a SmashCut where the glitter is shown being vacuumed up.
--> '''Matt:''' ''[[SarcasmMode THANKS, TIM!]]''

[[AC: Mailbag #2]]
* The last package they open. There's some build-up to it as Woolie removes the bubble wrap that's obscuring it, only to reveal a rather large, framed portrait of [[spoiler: Creator/SteveBuscemi. ]] They all agree that it's for Pat.
--> '''Woolie:''' Enjoy [[spoiler: Creator/SteveBuscemi]] staring at you.
--> '''Matt:''' [[ThePeepingTom While you masturbate.]]

[[AC: Mailbag #4]]
* Once again, the last packages turn out to be the most fun, including Pat being sent not one, but two babies in response to an off-hand comment he made on the podcast, 8lbs of cereal marshmallows, and a Bayonetta figure that almost causes the gang to kill each other.
* The RunningGag with the gang receiving baby-related material. They first receive a [=VHS=] copy of Film/BabyGeniuses, and then a baby doll...[[spoiler:''which also had a drawing of a [[Anime/KillLaKill Ryuko Matoi]] dickbutt over it'']]. And ''[[RuleOfThree then,]]'' ''the very next package Woolie opens'' reveals another baby.

[[AC: Mailbag #5]]
* One of Pat's gifts was [[RunningGag a Japanese copy of Yakuza 5]], which at the time of the recording [[NoExportForYou had no localization outside of Japan]] much to Pat's frequently expressed ire at the time. And just to twist the knife in him, the person who sent the gift also sent a note that read:''[[TakeThat "Enclosed is the current state of North American localization for Yakuza 5"]]'', and a copy of the ''Basic Japanese-English Dictionary'' for his ''"localization needs"''.

[[AC: Mailbag #6-A]]
* After several episodes of jokes about the inevitable package full of vipers, the friends receive a disc of Viper's album [[RunningGag You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack.]] Woolie bursts out laughing.[[spoiler: And is later attacked by snakes no less than ''three times.'']]
* The slightly unnerving piece of mail the best friends receive; It's either utterly hilarious or slight nightmare fuel given the content, which is some sort of stapled together collection of bizarre odds and ends and increasingly off-putting writing including quotes from ''Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs''. Pat in particular states that they're not sure at all if it's hate mail or some sort of bizarro stalker package.
* Their reactions when one of the gifts turns out to be a carton of ''[[Anime/GraveOfTheFireflies Sekuma Magical Drops]]''.
-->'''Woolie''': [[{{Troll}} YEAH!]]\\
'''Pat''': You fucking...!\\
'''Liam''': Wait, ''what?'' Oh NO!\\
'''Matt''': [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]\\
'''Pat''': FUCKER, NO!

[[AC: Mailbag #6-B]]
* The Best Friends' reactions must be seen to be believed when they get a limited edition Gurren Lagann box set, valued at over $500. Their reactions are even more hilarious when they find a second box set in another package.
--> '''Woolie''': It's a BOX that we can RECOGNIZE because we ''JUST'' saw this! *''beat''* WHAT THE ''FUCK'', MAN?!?

[[AC: Mailbag #9-A/B]]
* Pat now seems to be attempting to make viewers and/or Liam as uncomfortable as possible by staring at the camera in silence for prolonged periods.

[[AC: Mailbag #8-A/B]]
* Pat receives a ''very'' special gift from an unnamed fan. A rubber fist sex toy called ''Belladonna's Bitch Fist''. The Zaibatsu then spend a decent chunk of time cackling over the various bullet points on the back, especially the one that dubs the fist "Romantic".

[[AC: Mailbag #10-A]]
* One fan writes a letter asking Pat if he would marry her, followed by her asking Liam to be her mistress.
* One letter reads "Katie. Sincerely Jay." As the Best Friends wonder why someone would write that, Woolie opens a letter that reads "Jay. Sincerely, Katie."

[[AC: Mailbag #10-B]]
* The Best Friends receive another weapon - this time a sword - which Pat is given. Putting the sword in it's sheathe, he promptly attempts to see if he can wear the blade hanging from his waist. It's almost ''touching the floor''.
* In rapid succession, they receive ''two'' romantic rubber fists. They're able to tell the second one as soon as they touch it, unwrapping it while giggling. The next few minutes are them just laughing about it.

[[AC: Mailbag #11-C]]
* The Best Friends find a wrapped, framed dickbutt in a gift they receive. The frame completely falls apart when Woolie tries to put it up, sending all four of them into a fit of laughter.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UDV6qg1eM&t=1565 The entirety of the "cold, hard facts" letter.]]

[[AC: Mailbag #11-D]]
* The final gift they get for the video is a giant rainbow horse dildo. The box is opened with [[https://s27.postimg.org/cpzjud3b7/QZJSos_L.gif a cut]] to each of the best friends in silence with shocked expressions as Woolie pulls it out, and the last few minutes have all of them playing with it while they comment on its size and laugh.
** Well, ''mostly'' shocked. When it cuts to Woolie, ''he's giving a [[HellYesMoment "hell yes" reaction]].''
** And then there's Liam trying to hide a smile.
* Their respective reactions when managing to hold it for themselves is chuckleworthy. Never has 4 men playing with a horse dildo could be so amusing.
* When Pat manages to hold it for himself he plays with it [[http://web.archive.org/web/20150611145939/http://a.pomf.se/nzivlx.webm by trying to hit Matt with it]], while Matt is trying to block it with his Captain Ameriaca: The Winter Soldier Mini-Shield/Frisbee.
--->'''Pat:''' (high-pitched) Oh my god, this feels so bad...
** Later Liam returns the favor and while Pat is under assault by the floppy horse dildo you can clearly hear the fear in his voice.
--->'''Liam:''' Open up! Open up Pat!
--->'''Matt:''' Noooo....
-->(Pat tries to swat it away.)
--->'''Pat:''' No, my face! NOOO!!!

[[AC: Mailbag #12]]
* The guys finally get a box full of dragon dildos from a recurring sender, but the sender said that they were going to be ''used''. After pulling them out, it hastily cuts to Woolie holding them with grocery bags, terrified at the prospect that they might have actually been used, since they were out of the packaging.

[[AC: Mailbag #13-A]]
* The very first rule ever set for the mailbag was a simple "no live animals." So of course this mailbag included a burlap bag filled with ''1000 live ladybugs.''
* A fan sends them some Finnish candy, which is infamous for having a ''very'' acquired taste. The guys ingest it and... well, the looks on their faces say enough, it gets to the point where Pat and Liam have to drink out of the same mug to get the taste out of their mouths.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Super Best Friends Top Ten of 2013]]
* These were published in late December, 2014. Matt, Pat and Woolie's videos are all captioned as [[BlatantLies Super On Time.]]

[[AC: Pat's Top Ten of 2013]]
* October 18, 2013: Pat is sitting on his couch when he gets a call from Matt. He promises his top ten will be ready in a week, tops. JumpCut to December 21, 2014. Pat yells [[OhCrap "SHIT!"]] and leaps off the couch, obviously late.

[[AC: Liam's Top Ten of 2013]]
* Liam ended his best of 2012 review by showing off ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' and predicting it would be his #1 game of 2013. Turns out he likes ''VideoGame/TheWonderful101'' more. At the end of this video, he apologies for being incorrect and promises to never, never do that ever again - SmashCut to ''VideoGame/FreedomWars'' footage.

[[AC: Super Best Friends Worst Top Ten of 2013]]
* Not only did Matt and Pat spend about twice as long shitting on [[VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution Ride To Hell: Retribution]] as in the other segments, but it had this gem of a closer:
--> '''Matt''': I can literally not think of enough bad things to say about it. [[{{Beat}} *beat*]] We might be doing a full LP.
--> '''Pat''': (from offscreen) [[AtomicFBomb FUCK THAT!!]]
--> '''Matt''': *winces in Pat's direction*
* Woolie grandly flopping his way onto the sofa during the "Most Disappointing" segment.
* Liam's final use of the phrase "you shouldn't criticize something for what it's not" when discussing [[VideoGame/LightningReturnsFinalFantasyXIII Lightning Returns]] takes a hilarious twist:
--> '''Liam''': (gesturing towards the game) Like I said, you shouldn't judge a game on what it isn't, but [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch FUCK! FUCK!!]]
--> '''Woolie, Matt, And Pat''': *collectively lose it*
* The explanation for ''VideoGame/BeyondTwoSouls'' on the "Worst of" list? StunnedSilence between Matt and Pat.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Super Best Friends Top Ten of 2014]]
* The video was released on January 25th, 2016. Description reads [[RefugeInAudacity "Super on time as always!"]]
[[/folder]]

* The guys play a "fangame", if you could call it that, that labels itself as a lost Sonic game. In actuality it's a TakeThat at the cliche behaviors of the Sonic FanDumb. The guys are quick to point out that it's basically Website/DeviantArt: TheGame with a healthy side dish of pure MindScrew. Especially once they get to the "Sonic Movie Maker" part, which covers the {{Squick}}y fringe fetishes of the Sonic fandom like Mpreg, birthing and vore.

* They practically spend all of Calling wandering around a school, occasionally freaking out at shadows but not really running into anything intentionally scary - until it turns out they just forgot to look through a window, at which point they receive a JumpScare and the video ends.

* They often make fun of the shadows in ''VideoGame/ManHunt'' due to how obvious they are as well as how easily they fool their enemies.
-->'''Pat:''' (''[[ArtificialStupidity After an enemy loses Matt in plain sight]]'') What?! '''R-REALLY?!'''

-->'''Pat''': WOAH! I was gonna make a joke about sticking my dick through the door.\\
'''Matt''': Well, he grabbed it!
* Matt and Pat encounter Suzie in ''VideoGame/{{Killer7}}''.
-->'''Matt and Pat:''' [[BeatPanel *beat*]]\\
'''Matt:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Okay, let's stop playing this.]]
* Pat spends the entire time playing Resident Evil Remake gushing about how awesome it is.

-->'''Pat:''' No, it's not that she's hot, it's that she so well 3D-modeled, that she's hot.

-->'''Matt:''' I remember pausing to check if there jiggle physics on...Chris!\\

** Matt's incredibly deadpan story of how he got his copy of REmake.
* In [[VideoGame/FirstEncounterAssaultRecon F.E.A.R. 2]], after waking up in a hospital after the ghost nuke went off, running around to find the place devoid of life and looking like a war zone, and seeing a woman shot to death, they come across a friendly face.

** Also in F.E.A.R. 2, Matt walks through a doorway, and [[JumpScare freaks out]] at the [[WeaksauceWeakness sight of a bottle of window cleaner]]. Matt is able to play it off before Pat taunts him for it.
-->'''Matt:''' WAH! JEEZ!\\
'''Pat:''' *confused* What?
'''Matt:''' I hate this cleaning solution, it's the worst.\\
'''fires a single round that plips the bottle off the cart'''

* While playing VideoGame/SilentHill3, Matt and Pat discuss what would happen if Kojima got hold of the series. They come to the conclusion that the Terminator would appear in the game.

-->'''Matt:''' If I was a girl in a haunted amusement park, I would not be a girl in a haunted * stumbling over his words* music park.
-->'''Pat:''' A music park?

* During ''VideoGame/DeadSpace'', after watching a Necromorph get crushed by a closing elevator door, Pat lampshades how that door was very useful for ''him'', but in the context of the Dead Space universe, [[NoOSHACompliance people have got to die all the time in elevator accidents]].
* When playing System Shock 2:

* When the two come across a door sealed by "strong power" in Fatal Frame 3:
-->'''Matt''': [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure He made out with this door and sullied her reputation. That door was my sweetheart.]]

* At the end of ''Anna'', Pat is so freaked out he actually [[spoiler: voluntary quits the game]].
** Matt refers to ''Silent Hill Homecoming'', not by the intended phrase "Downcoming" ([[RunningGag their nickname for it during their playthrough]]), but with "Homepour."
* Their inability to understand the Japanese during ''Night Of The Sacrifice''.

* ''Dreadout'': The entire sequence with the giant ghost monster, which Pat can't stand being around long enough to solve the puzzle.
** At one point Pat mistakes a scare as a bug, only to be quickly proven wrong.

* Faced with endless locked doors in VideoGame/ColdFear, Pat drinks his way through an entire wine cooler.

** Their collective reaction to the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Filth Room.]]

-->'''Matt:''' Butterflies don't take too kindly to fisting...
* After all the YourMom jokes Matt has leveled at Pat, Pat finally [[http://youtu.be/qwbCuPvR7TM?t=33m39s gets to answer]] during the episode of VideoGame/TheXFilesResistOrServe.
* Pat actually conceding that Matt's inability to navigate a game is not to blame - for once - whilst they play Dino Crisis 3.
* The arrival of a ridiculously fast Jason cutting through the lake water as Matt attempts to row during their VideoGame/FridayThe13th installment; Climaxes brilliantly when Matt loses his last character and Jason decides to add insult to injury by streaking across the water ''three times''.
* Their confusion with the Portuguese language when playing Insanidade and Pesadelo. It starts with them mistaking it for Spanish and it ends with them becoming fond of the word "jogo". Specially funny if you are a native Portuguese speaker and had to face English games before learning the language.
** However, they are able to guess what some of it means, such as this priceless moment from Pesadelo:
-->(Upon opening a door, the monster dashes by, a message appears, and a 7 minute timer begins.)\\
'''Pat''': "Now there's a timer?"\\
'''Matt''': *reading* "'Exploda'!?"\\
'''Pat''': "I understand that!"

--> '''Matt''': "You can't do that, that's like ripping off a goomba's face and it's Princess Peach on the inside."\\
'''Pat''': "No, it's like ripping off a Goomba's face and it's Princess Peach's butt."\\
'''Matt''': "You mean like [[MemeticMutation Gutsman's ass]]?"\\
'''Pat''': (Giggling uncontrollably)''' "Yeah, if you rip off a face it's just Gutsman's ass underneath!"
'''Matt''': [[ScareChord "Dun-dunnnnn!"]]\\
''(Pat absolutely loses it)'''

* Also during the Luigi's Mansion episode, Liam mentions something about Platinum developing Persona 5. Pat's fangasm is immodest and hilarious.
* VideoGame/RiseOfNightmares sees Matt cheerfully batting a skull back and forth in his character's hands, while talking about the game VideoGame/MrBones, ignoring Pat's enraged demands that he continue the game.
* A secret comes to light during Iledefonse:
-->'''Pat:''' I don't want to ask Plague anything, Plague just sends me pictures of spiders at 3am.\\
'''Matt: (laughing)''' Yeah I know, I told him to do that!\\
'''Pat: (prolonged groan)'''

[[AC: Shitstorm 3: Shittribution]]

* The RunningGag of the Best Friends constantly pointing out how the Fishmen [[ObviouslyEvil barely even try to hide their monstrous nature]].
* Since a major location in the game is called Arkham Asylum, the Batman jokes were inevitable.
* Their reaction to finding the first ''blatantly'' inhuman fishman during the escape sequence in the hotel; They initially think it's lying dead in bed, but upon approaching it, it starts making inhuman screeching noises, freaking both of them out.
* The discussion of the infamous [[ObviousBeta water bug]] in the X-Box version coming back to haunt them as they try for about five minutes to figure out a single puzzle, Pat arguing with Matt and both of them confused as to why the character won't get in a pit that ''seems'' empty. Turns out the pit is actually still full of water that they ''can't see''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40FKpdaTh9Y&t=20m25s Pat absolutely freaking out]] when Brian Burnham, who they thought was bugged and wouldn't leave his jail cell, turns out to be standing right next to them.
* The utter confusion from the Best Friends during VideoGame/EscapeFromBugIsland as a ''gigantic gorilla'' appears from nowhere. As Matt remarks, it's called ''Bug Island'', not ''[[Film/KingKong Skull Island]]''.
* Matt getting blown up by ant bombs repeatedly while trying to collect ant bombs.
* The appearance of actually [[NightmareFuel pretty terrifying]] human-faced dog-men-things during the cave section of VideoGame/EscapeFromBugIsland and Pat's reaction to them in particular; Made hilarious at the end when the score section reveals the name of the monster and Matt joyously bellows '''"CANINE-MEN!!"'''.
* Their reaction to the "Cave of Time" that [[spoiler:sends you back to the beginning of the game to SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong]].
* Pat revealing that upon attempting to find out the length of the game to see if it could be completed in their seven installment limit, one usually reliable website had no results, meaning that ''no-one else has bothered completing the game or considered it worth providing information on''.

** During part 4, while following an escaped rabbit, they open a door and [[http://youtu.be/7gQPrtJ4sIE?t=25m31s find Gregory Wilson staring at them]].
* What scared Pat the most times when playing ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''? [[CatScare Accidentally bringing up the video screen.]]
-->'''Pat''': ''[sounding absolutely terrified]'' [[BlatantLies I'm a brave man!]]

* Playing the indie game ''Phobia'', the game's ambience combined with a [[NothingIsScarier complete absence of any sort of jump scare]] has Pat so terrified that near the ends he sounds like the slightest loud noise would make him keel over. [[spoiler: And then the game crashes on them, much to Pat's joy.]]

* Pat openly declaring that the only reason he isn't joining Matt and Woolie in shitting himself during their play of [[VideoGame/SilentHills P.T.]] is because his girlfriend helped him complete it prior to playing.

* [[PostscriptSeason Part 9]] of the Rule of Rose playthrough gives us Matt's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5rQRsUkvHY&t=8m26s grand reversal]] of Pat's [[ForcedMeme attempts to push]] [[RefugeInVulgarity genital sweat]] as the "new lore."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1NF5zKbNf4 In Part 10 of the Rule of Rose playthrough]], Pat makes a major breakthrough: pressing the select button ''opens up the map.'' This happens after ''hours'' of gameplay involving Pat getting hopelessly disoriented. The little sigh he gives really seals it. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1NF5zKbNf4&google_comment_id=z12at3qipwifutf2f220itzjhz2lhnbin04 As one commenter put it]], this is officially Pat's fire axe-throwing moment.
--> '''Pat''': I feel like new games have made me dumber.

* ''The Powerdrill Massacre'' contains one of the earliest deaths in the entire Shitstorm and sets up the screen static that serves as a proximity alert for the killer in the house (as Matt explains multiple times). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC55zypw3C4&t=14m20s Then Pat finds a narrow hallway.]]
* Pat's constant freaking out when cutesy, cardboard cutouts animals jump out at him in VideoGame/SpookysHouseOfJumpscares. Most notably his high-pitched scream that causes him to bail.

--->'''Matt''': ''What the fuck that's the head of a [[Manga/{{Berserk}} God Hand]]!''

* In ''Anatomy'', Pat freaks out and start cussing when the tape hints that he has to go [[ThisIsGonnaSuck the basement.]]
** Early on Pat declares it's almost certainly going to be the type of game that makes him emit the patented-manly-Pat noise - meaning his girly whimpers.

--->'''Pat''': Oh, fuck you Matt.\\
'''Matt''': I didn't develop this.\\
'''Pat''': Yes you did.
* In ''Nightcry'' Pat is ''delighted'' when the guy claiming his hand is stuck in the vending machine is not only actually stuck but is ''pulled in'' with a shower of blood until just his legs are sticking out.
* In ''Extermination'', Matt’s insistence that the obviously [[TheVirus scientific]] enemies are the result of some kind of curse or other supernatural phenomenon.
-->'''Matt''': And the next time we play something supernatural, I’ll be like [[AgentScully “ah, well, it’s a biochemical infection.”]] We’re playing, like, ''VideoGame/FatalFrame''. “Aw, man, all these guys were infected by that transparent disease that allows them to float. Good thing I got this secret camera that was developed by the FBI!”
** And later, during a cutscene showing a runaway train:
-->'''Matt:''' It’s a ghost train!
-->'''Pat:''' [[{{Angrish}} No, it’s n- st- fuck i- God!]] It’s not a ghost, man!
-->'''Matt:''' Yeah, see?
-->'''Pat:''' No, it’s [[MeatMoss gooey]], and it’s “danger” and “flammable”!
-->'''Matt:''' Danger, and filled with curses.
-->'''Pat:''' No, shut up!
-->'''Matt:''' ''(laughs)''
** And immediately later when the train breaks through the wall ahead of them:
-->'''Pat:''' Aw, crap, I gotta get away! ''From the ghosts!''
-->(Pat, unable to find an exit, runs back into a wall as the train collides with him, causing a game over and sending the boys into hysterics.)
* In ''VideoGame/CorpseParty'', Matt's doing the SummonBiggerFish bit from "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS10E3BartTheMother Bart the Mother]]", except he [[https://youtu.be/Orkn0Eja_B8?t=32m25s replaces gorillas with pandas]], and says that in the summer the pandas simply burn to death. This makes Pat put down the controller to go laugh in a corner.
-->'''Liam''': The intent is that the, like that's on purpose? That's a lot of money...Pat's put down the controller.
-->'''Matt''': Pat's just fucking gone.
-->'''Liam''': Pat's just fucking-
-->(''Pat starts laughing'')
-->'''Liam''': You know they're like uh, like one of them protected species things, right?
-->'''Matt''': They recently got off the endangered list.
-->'''Liam''': Good for them.
-->'''Matt''': Not for long though.
-->'''Liam''': Yeah.
-->(''Pat laughs harder'')
-->'''Liam''': We can solve that.
-->'''Pat''': Just, the image of the sun coming over the horizon all these pandas '''bursting into flames'''!
-->'''Liam''': It's like ''[[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay Judgement Day]]'', they're all "gotta get on the fence".
-->'''Matt''': They're vampires.
-->'''Pat''': I can't, I can't, I can't...
-->'''Matt''': We have to ship the pandas during the night.
* During ''Nightmare Creatures II'' Pat begins demanding a fatality in a nasal voice constantly.

* For Spookycuffs ''The Black Heart'' episode Pat starts saying they know somebody who watched ''Tremors'' with them and wears blackface. In an attempt to back it down he brings out the biggest bus ever and throws ''Japan'' under it. He can't stop giggling when he realizes how out of control it got.

* For the ''Dreadout'' episode Pat is yelling at Matt to [[BreaktheBadass pull out the phone for the flashlight]].
* Pat's disdain for ''Dead Space 3'' is evident from the start and continues throughout the episode while Matt happily points out the waist-high cover and references ''Call of Duty''.
** Pat himself is a fan of ''Dead Space'' and ''Dead Space 2'', and does make some nice comments on ''3'', intermixed with a ton of rage.

* ''Blood'': Matt, who grew up playing the game, mentions that you can kick corpse's heads. For no reason. He theorizes that someone at Monolith was probably high when they came up with that idea. And then Monolith promoted them.
** A sign advertising "Jo-Jo The Idiot Circus Boy" leads to [[{{Franchise/JojosBizarreAdventure}} the obvious reference]]:
-->'''Matt and Pat:''' "[[{{SuddenlyShouting}} JO-JO THE IDIOT CIRCUS BOY]]!"\\

** Pat genuinely thought the [=CDC=] was rigged to explode thanks to ''The Walking Dead''. He thinks it definitely ''should be'' rigged to explode, though.
* Matt compares the voice acting for ''Deep Fear'' to hentai dubbing. It's not inaccurate.
** Throughout the game they've commented on the use of obviously generic sound samples but it comes to a head when a monster drops in from the ceiling - starting them laughing at how stupid it is - only to go into full hysterics at the unmodified generic chimp sounds. It turns out there's an ''actual'' chimp nearby making the noises, but it's still funny.

* The ''VideoGame/AlanWake'' playthrough starts off with Pat admitting rather sheepishly that they made a video for this game for the third Shitstorm... or would have if he had remembered to hit the record button. Matt starts to preen over never making such a stupid mistake only for Pat to bring up a Machinima episode Matt outright deleted after they finished making it.

--->'''Pat''': Doesn't it feel weird to look back on the 360 era and think 'Oh, those good old days'.\\
'''Matt''': Times were simpler then.\\
'''Pat''': Before The FreeToPlay.

* ''Through The Woods'' has them constantly referencing the game's Nordic origins by using (very bad) Scandinavian accents.
-->'''Pat''': Okay, now we're just creating just random foreign voice. Like...\\
'''Matt''': Yeah, it's getting bad.

--->'''Pat''': ''[with a notably non-Nordic accent]'' Ah yeah, we went hard for like da- What is this accent? This is ''Canadian''. Fuck me. I'm just giving up.

* On a meta level, the majority of the [=YouTube=] comments consist of people either saying how much FF8 sucks or defending it without even realizing what the video is actually about.

* Matt teams up with Creator/ProZD to play ''Phoenix Drive'', a [[BlindIdiotTranslation very poorly translated]] ''Ace Attorney'' H-game. HilarityEnsues

--->'''Prozd:''' Oh they have voice actors.\\

* Pat recounts his introduction to ''[[LightNovel/OverLord Overlord]]'':
--> Somebody tried to sell this to me and they made a really ''strong'' pitch. And it was like, "Pat, imagine ''{{LightNovel/Sword Art Online}}''." Okay, I know ''Sword Art Online''. "Now imagine Kirito is like this Mary Sue, like, perfect author self-insert badass super MMO-player." Alright, got it. "And [[ChickMagnet all the girls like him.]]" Okay. Got it. "Now imagine instead of Kirito it was a fuckin' [[LargeAndInCharge eight-foot-tall]] [[DemBones skeleton]]."

* During ''VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent'', Matt's response to some NPC dial may leave you in stitches.

--> '''Matt:''' [[{{A Date With Rosie Palms}} While you masturbate.]]

-->'''Pat''': I guess I'll just start [[ADatewithRosiePalms jerkin' off]].\\

'''Pat:''' [[PsychologicalProjection And you're holding the]] [[SuperOCD toilet roll of paper in your hand ?]]\\

--> ''(DescriptionCut to Hitomi jogging, with plenty of emphasis on the {{Gainaxing}}.)''