History Funny / TrueCapitalist

** [[https://youtu.be/36AfMllVnSc?t=47m30s March 16th]] in particular was [[BerserkButton International Panda Day]]. Ghost is constantly reminded of it throughout the show, and [[IncrediblyLamePun Panda-monium]] [[HilarityEnsues ensues.]]

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2msR5g817Y June 17, 2011]] Radio Graffiti was the TropeCodifier for most prank calls on the show afterwards. Most of the trolls beforehand were more sophisticated, with characters such as the Internet Buttstalker and [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert the Pervert]]. But most of these people just played random audio clips (although Ghost does complain about soundboards in the midst of it, indicating that the trend was growing beforehand). Ghost was clearly losing his patience after hearing "Fuck You Texas" for the 500th time ([[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut "Uncle Fucka"]] wasn't far behind), along with the ones trying to call him a racist.

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KUUADqj2GA I always walk around out here in Texas]], [[ThatCameOutWrong with my strap-on]]"

** "I'm gonna start [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPgjHi8Kqh0&t=4m23s CLOPPIN' to My Little Pony!]] [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP]]"

* "Fuck you, Santa."
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXg1Cj-iBTY&t=6m43s Mister]] ''[[TheGrinch What]]?''"

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vccXmDcpr5w January 20th Radio Graffiti]] has [[Characters/FriendshipIsMagicFluttershy Fluttershy]] offering to clean up the cans, [[Characters/FriendshipIsMagicPinkiePie Pinkie Pie]] offering Ghost Fanfic/{{cupcakes|SergeantSprinkles}} made out of Ghost's granny, a [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Hambone remix]], [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales Ghost Tales]] and several calls from what sounds like an all-male orgy. Ghost went ''ballistic''.

** Ashoe called in saying he was going to be taken to a doctor after being kicked in the [[GroinAttack balls]], Ghost was concerned over his parents doing that... until Ash mentioned that he probably [[ADateWithRosiePalms couldn't shoot]] anymore.

** At 13:59, Fat Marshall calls in with a splice of Ghost [[ADateWithRosiePalms "clopping" to]] Franchise/MyLittlePony.

** [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit the Frog]] calls in and wonders if it's still considered [[ADateWithRosiePalms clopping]] if the Ponies are drawn as humans.

** [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=1h45m58s RaidenSnake would have problems answering the phone]] during Radio Graffiti, making Ghost think he might be [[ADateWithRosiePalms doing something else while on the line]].

** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=16m14s Ghost's]] "[[ADateWithRosiePalms production notes]]" in a nutshell.

* "Ghost, from True Capitalist Radio, is a [[BlatantLies HAMBOOOOOOONE]]! HAM-[[StupidStatementDanceMix BONE BONE BONE BONE]]", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPiMziZAWzA&t=15m11s Oh you NavyHuskie.]]

** Ghost have a massive meltdown after the excessive amount of trolling, turning The Ghost Show into the over 15 minutes long festival of screeching, crying, butter vomiting and gibbering. [[https://youtu.be/AHrJaQFs6xU?t=28m35s It starts here.]]

* On the show for November 1st, Ghost profiles Boston Dynamics' PETMAN. As he does so, he breaks out into a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9UBuIbt700 rendition]] of ''[[Music/PinkFloyd Welcome to]] [[Music/WishYouWereHere the Machine]]''. During Radio Graffiti, just around 15 minutes later, we get ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9UBuIbt700&t=12m30s this]]''.

** After Ghost got annoyed over the fact that Americans under Obama's rule don't dare to say "Marry Christmas" and instead just say [[PoliticalOvercorrectness "Happy Holidays"]], he decided in true Christmas spirit to start calling prostitutes. This in itself was already funny, but the hilarity was taken to absolutely ridiculous degrees after a troll on Twitter ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAzDMzbi0Pg&ab_channel=Elfoxoloco managed to trick Ghost into calling]]'' '''[[UpToEleven Trump Tower!]]'''

** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=1309 Ghost exposes his plans for 42 coin.]] Taken UpToEleven when the splice [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=1368 is played a second time right after.]]

*** [[https://youtu.be/lUeBA1o4efY?t=12m2s Then he gets a visit from the panda.]] Wait, no, make that [[UpToEleven a CHATROOM full of pandas]].

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vccXmDcpr5w January 20th Radio Graffiti]] has [[Characters/FriendshipIsMagicFluttershy Fluttershy]] offering to clean up the cans, [[Characters/FriendshipIsMagicPinkiePie Pinkie Pie]] offering Ghost Fanfic/{{cupcakes}} made out of Ghost's granny, a [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Hambone remix]], [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales Ghost Tales]] and several calls from what sounds like an all-male orgy. Ghost went ''ballistic''.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmk5tqn1L_Q&t=11m48s Xara_Hox calls in]] with what initially sounds like [[Music/{{Scorpions}} Rock You Like a Hurricane]] before swiftly changing over to Music/{{Nickelback}}. Ghost reacts poorly to the betrayal of the "Penist".

-->"I'm a JEW!\\

** After Ghost got annoyed over the fact that Americans under Obama's rule don't dare to say "Marry Christmas" and instead just say [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad "Happy Holidays"]], he decided in true Christmas spirit to start calling prostitutes. This in itself was already funny, but the hilarity was taken to absolutely ridiculous degrees after a troll on Twitter ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAzDMzbi0Pg&ab_channel=Elfoxoloco managed to trick Ghost into calling]]'' '''[[UpToEleven Trump Tower!]]'''

** His reaction to the "2 Chips 1 Cuck" tweet is screaming "I'LL CUCK [[YourMom YOUR MOM]]!" So he wants to have sex with our dads? [[FoeYay Oooh my]].

** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h15m11s Ghost is Barney Gumble from]] TheSimpsons.

*** Even better: Ghost [[{{Mondegreen}} misheard it as]] "SUCH MAH [[SoundEffectBleep BLANK]]!"

** [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=2h44m40s It's raining]] [[{{Main/Mondegreen}} apples/assholes!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBoeZJp5INo December 31st, 2012:]]

** At 13:59, Fat Marshall calls in with a splice of Ghost [[ADateWithRosiePalms "clopping" to]] MyLittlePony.

** "I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP FOR CHRISTS SAKE! [[BlatantLies I'M A NICE GUY]]!"

** [[https://youtu.be/4LZRca-PPFM?t=1678 After being besmirched by trolls all show, Ghost suffers one final meltdown,]] [[NoIndoorVoice screaming his face off]] about wanting to see the Homeland Security agent's face who double dipped his chip. It gets so bad toward the end, [[https://youtu.be/4LZRca-PPFM?t=1991 his voice starts getting extremely deep]] just like if he turns into Series/TheIncredibleHulk and he says his back is changing shape and his rage is "unearthing the demon".

* Despite the TooSoon gags early on in the episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpqONOCL5go&t=4m39s this]] takes the cake.

-->'''Ghost:''' [[BerserkButton You gotta be kidding me]][[UnstoppableRage YOU GOTTA BE - *IMMENSE CANS.WAV* YAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHYOUSONOFOABITCH-]] [[CutOffMidSentence *static pop*]]\\

** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Rick rescues Morty]] [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=2h20m27s from Ghost's woodshed.]]

** [[Disney/DerFuehrersFace "We HEIL! HEIL! Right in der Ghostler's face!"]]

** [[https://youtu.be/cofVD8kHtpM?t=23m1s Tub Guy sings]] [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Do you wanna be a Poz-hole?]]

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2msR5g817Y June 17, 2011]] Radio Graffiti was the TropeCodifier for most prank calls on the show afterwards. Most of the trolls beforehand were more sophisticated, with characters such as the Internet Buttstalker and [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert the Pervert]]. But most of these people just played random audio clips (although Ghost does complain about soundboards in the midst of it, indicating that the trend was growing beforehand). Ghost was clearly losing his patience after hearing "[[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound Fuck You Texas]]" for the 500th time ([[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut "Uncle Fucka"]] wasn't far behind), along with the ones trying to call him a racist.

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2msR5g817Y June 17, 2011]] Radio Graffiti was the TropeCodifier for most prank calls on the show afterwards. Most of the trolls beforehand were more sophisticated, with characters such as the Internet Buttstalker and [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert the Pervert]]. But most of these people just played random audio clips (although Ghost does complain about soundboards in the midst of it, indicating that the trend was growing beforehand). Ghost was clearly losing his patience after hearing "[[MostAnnoyingSound Fuck You Texas]]" for the 500th time ([[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut "Uncle Fucka"]] wasn't far behind), along with the ones trying to call him a racist.

--> '''Ghost''': I'm startin' to read these now, and I'm not gonna say 'em (Implying he's not going to say without realizing what he said)
--> *Several Moments Later*
--> '''Ghost''': ...All_Schlongheads_Aimed_At_Ghost--- Ahh get that asshole ahh--- get him off!!!

--> '''Ghost''': We have Sandusky_Shower_Attendant. [[DoubleTake Uh...]] AH GOD DAMN--- *cans.wav*

--> '''Ghost''': We have Toddler Speed Bump... Toddler Speed Bump?! Get that sick son of a bitch out of here!

--> '''Ghost''': DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SOUL?
--> '''213''': Nah baby, but I got a grill full of ribs.

--> You're a racist, Mr. Ghost...
--> You really are a hambone!
--> You've been supporting UsefulNotes/SarahPalin
--> You're a fan of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]] Mr. Ghoooost!
*** Ghost: NOW THEY'RE SINGING!

--> Ghost... is... a...
-->Jewish hambone
-->Faggot brony
-->Fucks his son
-->dressed like a pony
-->fapping off to Herman Cain
-->and shitting out human remains
-->Engineer should run your show....
-->because he has more talent than you!
-->Hambone

--> Did I stutter hambone?

--> [[TakeThat We've got more pizzas up in here than Celtic Brony baby!]]

--> '''FBI:''' Good day, this is the FBI.
--> '''"Ghost:"''' Who is this?
--> '''FBI:''' ...this is the FBI.
--> '''"Ghost:"''' Ah Jesus Christ, Is this Nikolai?!
--> '''FBI:''' No Sir, this is the-
--> '''"Ghost:"''' You're a fruity-ass from where I'm standing!

--> "HE'S GOING TO HAVE A BEAN N' CHEESE CUTIE MARK!" *cans*

--> "Uh oh, poo poo!"

--> Ghost's Grandma: I hate to beat my grandson here but...
--> *smack*
--> Ghost: AHHHHHHHH!!!

--> Ghost: Just sit there and do your job!
--> Engineer: Mreahmameyefuckyou!
--> *Smack*
--> Ghost: Ahhh! Aaack!
--> Engineer: Yaaaay! Yeaaahhh!

--> '''Ghost''': "GOING TOO FAR MY ASS! YOU AIN'T SEEN ME GO FAR ENOUGH!"
--> *Sound of Ghost moaning, baby crying and water running in the background

--> WHO THE HELL IS COODOO?
--> '''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries I'm your worst nightmare.]]'''

--->"I'm a JEW!
--->I am a goddamn bro-ny!
--->I'm a JEW!
--->Flutter-shy is best po-ny!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/bmar896 This YouTube user]] who specializes in VideoGame/GarrysMod videos (a few of which include references to and are even themed around True Capitalist Radio) recreated several calls from the show[[note]]with Ghost, Engineer, and the callers being represented usually as VideoGame/TeamFortress2 characters[[/note]] Gmod style in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTqtqwnFtjg two]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiwl1V0DNkA videos]]. To those looking for a good laugh, they're not something to be passed over.

--> '''Ghost''':"I'M NOT A GODDAMN CRIPPLE! Jesus Christ, man. I'M NOT A DAMN CRIPPLE AND THAT WAS- THAT WAS RIDICULOUS! THAT WAS SCREWED UP, MAN! True Handicapped Radio you sons of bitches!"

** The Twitter shout-outs make Ghost [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTJiv368ZXU&t=33m12s say the N-word.]][[note]]Specifically, he falls for the Twitter name Super Knee-Gah Bros.[[/note]] His DelayedReaction lasts for ''3 seconds'' and includes further cans when Twitter trolls [[HilarityEnsues get in on the action.]]

--> ''YOU'RE GONNA GET ME TAKEN OFF THE AIR!''

--> ''I'VE GOT INNER CIRCLE BETRAYAL AND FRICKIN' BRONIES CRAWLIN' UP THE BUTTCRACK!''

--> ''THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU ASSHOLE! THAT'S NOT *cans.wav* THAT'S NOT FUNNY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!''

--> "Teutonic Plague, suck my nuts." ''boing''

--> "And it looks like he burned more than one- Did you buy ''more'' than one autograph?! Boat! You sick son of a bitch! Boat! You sick twisted bastar-" *cans.wav*

--> "'''''Wait wait, [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] [[VillainousBreakdown WHAT?! WHAT?!]] [[MadnessMantra WHAT?! WHAT?!]] YOU - cans.wav'''''"

--> ''"When we finally kiss goodnight, how I'll hate goin' out in the snow."''

---> "SHOVE THIS CHRISTMAS FETISH UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASSES!"

---> [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants "Hey Patrick, what am I now?"]]
---> "Uh, stupid?"
---> "No, I'm Donald Trump!"
---> "What's the difference?"

--> ''"as he gently ran his hands around the grotesque beer belly of his grandmother to nurse her stomach ache from the copious amounts of butter she consumed, ghost's greasy hands suddenly found themselves travelling across her buttocks. Her diaper crinkling in response to his sausage-like fingers exploring this new domain. Her adult undergarment felt soft, moist, and flabby, just like ghost's arms and the sad excuse for what he calls muscle tone. Despite the fact that the extra large pamper was caked onto her boil enriched skin, his grandmother was able to feel the sensual touch through her crippling arthritis. She uttered what sounded like a moan in response, though it was hard to make out since her vocal cords had long been damaged by the copious smoking of both cigarettes and Alabama black snaaaaaake. His grandfather was not able to please his dear grandmother. What man could when their lengthy-loin-lover looked like an underdeveloped bellybutton? thus ghost's grandfather became a willing cuckold who would regularly pay members of the upstanding african-american community nearby to dial her like an obamaphone, though once incident caused...."''
--> '''Ghost''': you...YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!! DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! DONT TALK ABOUT MAH GRAANNNYYYYY!!!! DONT TALK ABOUT MY GRAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!

--> "And shut up on Twitter! [[CallBack I'm not a goddamn hambone!]]"

---> "I'm the badass of buttplugs!"

---> Trump: "Tremendous job."
---> Ghost: "Take it outta your ass."

---> Vader: "Ghost, I am your father."
---> Ghost: "No... No!"
---> Vader: "Yes, that means I fucked your mother."
---> Ghost: [[BigNo "NOOOOO! NOOOOOO!"]]

---> Ghost: "WHAT IS THIS, A FRUITY, FRUITY JAHOOTY?!"

** [[https://youtu.be/DLNlasIR4Rw?t=5m44s Father Tub Guy continues taking confessions.]][[note]]It turns out the entire Inner Circle voted for Hillary Clinton.[[/note]]

--> Ghost: "IS MEME MAGIC REAL?!"

---> ABS: And you wanna know ''why'' we do what we do? ''You wanna know why we do what we do?!'' We do it for almighty kek! We do it for almighty kek! I have nothing else to say. I am African Booty Scratcher, thank you very much, and support Mr. Fortune Cookie.

---> Ghost: [[BerserkButton You gotta be kidding me]][[UnstoppableRage YOU GOTTA BE - *IMMENSE CANS.WAV* YAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHYOUSONOFOABITCH-]] [[KilledMidSentence *static pop*]]
---> Female Voice: [[MoodWhiplash Thank you for using Blog Talk Radio. Goodbye.]]

---> '''[[KillerRabbit Bunny]] [[AxCrazy Ghost]]''': [[BlackComedyRape If you're a man that's been raped, I'd like to rape you too.]] No matter how slight... [[EvilIsHammy I'LL TAKE YOU A TRIP TO THE WOODSHED, BOY!]]
---> '''Ghost''': [[TheDreaded Oh, shit.]] [[OhCrap AW CHRIST! AW CHRIST, NO!]] GET AWAY! GET AWAY, I'M ARMED! GET AWAY!
---> '''Ghost''' (After hearing the splice): [[RageBreakingPoint You son OF A BITCH-]] *Cans.wav* ARRRGHHH! DAMN IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! SHUUT UUUUP! YOU- DAMN IT! YOU FUCKER! NNNNNAAAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!

---> Ghost: '''''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!'''''

---> Ghost: "I'm being '''bamboo'''zled"? *[[UnstoppableRage cans.wav]]* Y'know what? Real funny! HUR HUR HUR! "I'M BEING '''BAMBOO'''ZLED"???

--> '''Ghost''' (Spliced): "[[CrossesTheLineTwice I FREAKING LOVE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!]]"

--> '''Ghost''': "GODDAMN AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER! How many freakin' numbers do you have out there in Africa!?"

--> '''[[AxCrazy Bunny Ghost]]''': "[[LargeHam It's about time for everybody's FAVORITE part of the broadcast]] and I'm talking about [[CrossesTheLineTwice throw A GODDAMN CRIPPLE in the WOODCHIPPER!!!]]"
--> '''Ghost''' (Reacting to the splice): "I mean, man- [[DudeNotFunny Ugh... Throwing cripples]] [[KickTheDog into woodchipper-]] *Cringes* Sometimes I don't even know why I'm doing this show, man. I'm serious, you know. Uhh, I mean- Sometimes I don't even know what the hell I'm doing. I don't even know why I'm doing it. I'm not even joking, man."

--> '''Alex Jones''': Hey Ghost, you think you can out-Alex Jones me? Let's see you try to sell Brain Force! You take one pill and it gets rid of all the globalists.

--> '''Mrs. Ghost''' ([[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Sandy Cheeks]]): "Hi, honey! How 'ya doing- [[OhCrap OH MY GOOOOD!]]" *Car crash noises*
--> '''Ghost''' (Spliced): "Uh... um... [[DeadpanSnarker I'm glad you're dead, you know?]] I'm glad my wife is dead! I'm glad you're dead, I'm LOL-ing, right. I'M HAPPY! *Laughs* LOL, YOU DIED-"
--> '''Ghost''' (Reacting to the splice): [[RageBreakingPoint God damn it, Twillie Atkins YOU BITCH]]- *Cans.wav* -HORSE! *More Cans.wav* YOU BITCH HORSE!!! ARRRRGGHHHHHH, DON'T TALK ABOUT MY WIFE THAT WAY YOU STUPID HORSE ARRRGHHHH!!!

--> '''Ghost''' (Spliced): [[CallBack "I've already heard J-Man Capitalist a few times, go fuck off!"]]
--> '''J-Man''': [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny "Ehhh, he don't know me vewy well, do he?"]] *plays [[RefugeInAudacity Ghost saying the n-word repeatedly]] until he gets cut off*
--> '''Ghost''' (reacting to the splice): "HEY, HEY, HEY! SHUT HIM OFF! [[RageBreakingPoint SHUT THIS RACIST *cans.wav* BASTARD!!!]] ENOUGH OF THE RACISM!!! ENOOOOOUGH!!!

---> "I'm Donald Trump, and I approve Ghost the Crippled Veteran Soldier!"

--> '''Ghost''' (Spliced): [[BigYes YES, YES!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I FREAKING LOVE TEMPLETON PORNOGRAPHY!]]

** [[https://youtu.be/jNrU_zUMEjg?t=43m59s Ghost uses]] [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Mr. Meeseeks]] [[https://youtu.be/jNrU_zUMEjg?t=43m59s to assassinate Trump.]]

--> '''Ghost (raging at the splicer)''': "I BET YOU'RE SO DAMN FAT, YOU USE PILLOW-CASES FOR SOCKS! YOU DIABETIC FOOT ASSHOLE!"

--> '''Ghost (Spliced)''': I am going to FORK Donald Trump RIGHT NOW! *Forking and screaming noises ending with a NeckSnap* I'm glad Donald Trump is dead. *Static and [[CrossesTheLineTwice cue Ghost dropping N-words]]*
--> '''Ghost''': '''[[RageBreakingPoint OH- SHUT UP YOU STUPID-]]''' *[[TantrumThrowing Cans.wav]]* DAMN IT! SHUT UP THAT RACIST CRAP! DAMN IT! '''WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!''' SHUT UP WITH THAT CRAP! JESUS CHRIST, MAN! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME PUT OFF THE AIR, SO '''STOP WITH THAT RACIST GARBAGE MAN!'''

--> '''Ghost''': All I got is crappy cans? [[SuddenlyShouting ALL I GOT IS CRAPPY CANS, ENGINEER!?]]
--> *The frightened Engineer says something inaudible*
--> '''Ghost''': GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMN- *cans.wav* I'VE GOT ENOUGH CRAPPY CANS, MAN!

--> '''Ghost''': [=8Equal=] Radio Graffiti
--> '''"[=8Equal=]"''': Hello! I'm [=RaidenSnake=] and I like eating cheese!
--> '''Ghost''': Ha ha ha ha, that's harsh man! Twilie Atkins, Radio Graffiti
--> '''"Twilie"''': (''horse neighing'')
--> '''Ghost''': DAMN IT TWILIE ATKINS YOU BITCH HORSE (''cans.wav''). J-Man, Radio Graffiti.
--> '''"J-Man"''': (''crickets chirping'')
--> '''Ghost''': Cleveland Brown, Radio Graffiti.
--> '''"Cleveland"''': (''monkey noises'')
--> '''Ghost''': African Bootyscratcher, Radio Graffiti.
--> '''"African Bootyscratcher"''': Come along Ghost, I can show you da way to my bed after a couple drinks.
--> '''Ghost''': Sh-SHUT UP! (''cans.wav'') No more damn chimps! [=Boat073=], Radio Graffiti.
--> '''"Boat"''': (''remix of Ghost saying "No more damn chimps!" to Darude's Sandstorm'')
--> '''Ghost''': I JUST FREAKIN' SAID THAT I MEAN GOOD GOD (''cans.wav'') One more and I'm ending the broadcast! Tub Guy, Radio Graffiti.
--> '''"Tub Guy"''': OOOOOH MYYYYYY!
--> '''Ghost''': God damn it (''cans.wav'') (''Laugh-In music cue with Ghost groaning'')

--> '''Ghost (spliced)''': [[CallBack I wish, I wish I wasn't Jewish.]]
--> [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Wah wah waaaaaaaah.]]

--> '''Ghost's Granny''': "I've come back to tell you that you will always be my biggest [[BaitAndSwitchComment disappointment]]."

---> '''Ghost''': "Fuckin' making my granny like she would bang an African '''''[[PrecisionFStrike YOU FUCK!!!]]''''' MY GRANNY'S NOT [[Film/HowStellaGotHerGrooveBack STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK]] YOU FUCKIN' TROLLS!"

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vccXmDcpr5w January 20th Radio Graffiti]] has [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]] offering to clean up the cans, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]] offering Ghost Fanfic/{{cupcakes}} made out of Ghost's granny, a [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Hambone remix]], [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales Ghost Tales]] and several calls from what sounds like an all-male orgy. Ghost went ''ballistic''.

-->And his son likes MyLittlePony,

** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=903 Ghost starts getting chaincalled with the Scout]] from TeamFortress2 repeating [[MemeticMutation "Need a dispenser here!"]].

** [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=1784 Ghost annoys]] [[TeamFortress2 The Engineer]] and incurs his wrath.

** [[https://youtu.be/Mg0NazE4Tfc?t=5m34s J-Man Capitalist's homophobic_alex_jones_spook_leaves_his_lower_half_in_pyro_patties.cans.wav]]. A 2-minute splice-fest involving Ghost being raped by [[TeamFortress2 The Soldier and Sniper then set on fire by his Engineer as the Pyro,]] [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe leaving his legs in a fast food joint]] [[RunningGag and needing a wheelchair because of it]], then losing his wheelchair and getting hit by a Piss Train. Ghost is too confused to even cans.wav.

** BossNigger returns when you least expect it.

** [[https://youtu.be/V2RvXKt8cW4?t=1m25s I Wish, I Wish I Wasn't Jewish]]

--> '''Ghost (spliced)''': I wish, I wish I wasn't Jewish.

** One time 213 called from the Occupy LA protest, completely ignored Ghost's threats to bring up the [[BigBeautifulWomen women hanging around here]]. Ghost responded just as well as you think.