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19th Feb '17 11:41:17 AM MadCormorant
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* Another one involving Philippa. When you take control of Triss in a shot flashback segment where she's conversing with Phil via megascope, you can have Triss say she wants to clear Geralt's name of regicide before she heads out on Philippa's assignment for her for the Lodge. Philippa responds thus:
-->Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself.
8th Jan '17 11:48:22 AM SeptimusHeap
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* In Chapter II of Roche's path, if you opt to get information out of the Visionary by 'converting' to his religion. To do so, you have to imbibe a potion of his own make in front of a shrine and have a special vision. Said [[MushroomSamba vision]] involves [[FreudWasRight giant phallic 'mushrooms']] appearing in the forest, alongside an enormous chicken. Made all the more side-splitting in that reporting this back to the Visionary is ''exactly'' what he wanted to hear!

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* In Chapter II of Roche's path, if you opt to get information out of the Visionary by 'converting' to his religion. To do so, you have to imbibe a potion of his own make in front of a shrine and have a special vision. Said [[MushroomSamba vision]] involves [[FreudWasRight giant phallic 'mushrooms']] 'mushrooms' appearing in the forest, alongside an enormous chicken. Made all the more side-splitting in that reporting this back to the Visionary is ''exactly'' what he wanted to hear!
2nd Jul '16 12:19:55 AM freefall4242
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** And just before that, Triss magics her clothes off, leaving Geralt to awkwardly hop around on one foot trying to pull off his boot.
24th Jan '16 11:19:19 PM DCfanboyOfTheFLASH
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* The fantastic inversion of Geralt's ultimatum from the launch trailer, left some fans choking with laughter.

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* The fantastic inversion of Geralt's ultimatum from the launch trailer, left some fans choking with laughter.trailer.
24th Jan '16 11:16:31 PM DCfanboyOfTheFLASH
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* The fantastic inversion of Geralt's ultimatum from the launch trailer. This Troper was choking with laughter.

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* The fantastic inversion of Geralt's ultimatum from the launch trailer. This Troper was trailer, left some fans choking with laughter.
16th Aug '15 7:20:13 AM snake300
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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? "TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES!"

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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? themselves?
** "You said what you thought. Good, that's the way! Beer for this brave man! And drink to my health. ''(gives peasant a mug)'' [[BerserkButton Here's to the whore's son, Vernon Roche]]!"
-->'''Ves:''' Geralt, do something!
-->'''Geralt:''' ''(sighs)'' I'll try. ''Vernon''. Leave them alone, they're not worth it.
-->'''Vernon:''' [[LameComeback You don't know shit!]]
** "Here's to peat! tart and nutritious!"
** "Remember when I rode my horse into a tree?"
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"TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES!"
11th Aug '15 10:58:41 AM snake300
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11th Aug '15 9:46:37 AM snake300
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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES!

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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? TO "TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES! ARSES!"
11th Aug '15 9:46:25 AM snake300
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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES!
11th Aug '15 9:40:13 AM snake300
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* Triss gets another one when Geralt is showing her a good time in the hidden hot spring baths and her ImmodestOrgasm is mistaken by a Dwarven Squirrel above ground as the ghost of an elven beauty, Cymoril! Which ties in to a similar event that Geralt could enjoy in the outskirts in the first game with the barely legal Vesna Hood.
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