History Funny / TheWitcher2AssassinsOfKings

7th Jul '17 4:08:28 PM LongLiveHumour
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-->'''Golem:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Bullshit.]] STOP THE INTRUDERS!

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-->'''Golem:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Bullshit.]] STOP THE INTRUDERS!INTRUDERS!
* On the meta side of things: Kotaku presents [[http://kotaku.com/5828161/a-gripping-lusty-excerpt-from-my-witcher-2-novel "A Gripping, Lusty Excerpt From My Witcher 2 Novel"]].
-->''Shall I regale you with the tale of this magnificent battle? For verily, it was magnificent. In a flash, Geralt accidentally drew his silver sword, then hastily put it back in its scabbard. The brigand hit Geralt in the back, and Geralt stumbled forward. [...]\\
Two of the bounty hunter’s men came at him from the left, so he rolled to the right. He rolled to the right again, and then rolled to the left.\\
“Ploughing whoreson!” shouted the brigand.\\
Geralt rolled one more time, this time to the right, down the alley. He paused and cast the Quen sign upon himself, surrounding his armor with a glowing, magical shield. He then rolled back toward his foes, accidentally rolling straight into a swinging sword. In the blink of an eye, he rolled away from them again, then rolled twice more. He rolled into a merchant’s cart, then rolled away from it. Then he stood up and cast another Quen sign upon himself.''
19th Feb '17 11:41:17 AM MadCormorant
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* Another one involving Philippa. When you take control of Triss in a shot flashback segment where she's conversing with Phil via megascope, you can have Triss say she wants to clear Geralt's name of regicide before she heads out on Philippa's assignment for her for the Lodge. Philippa responds thus:
-->Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself.
8th Jan '17 11:48:22 AM SeptimusHeap
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* In Chapter II of Roche's path, if you opt to get information out of the Visionary by 'converting' to his religion. To do so, you have to imbibe a potion of his own make in front of a shrine and have a special vision. Said [[MushroomSamba vision]] involves [[FreudWasRight giant phallic 'mushrooms']] appearing in the forest, alongside an enormous chicken. Made all the more side-splitting in that reporting this back to the Visionary is ''exactly'' what he wanted to hear!

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* In Chapter II of Roche's path, if you opt to get information out of the Visionary by 'converting' to his religion. To do so, you have to imbibe a potion of his own make in front of a shrine and have a special vision. Said [[MushroomSamba vision]] involves [[FreudWasRight giant phallic 'mushrooms']] 'mushrooms' appearing in the forest, alongside an enormous chicken. Made all the more side-splitting in that reporting this back to the Visionary is ''exactly'' what he wanted to hear!
2nd Jul '16 12:19:55 AM freefall4242
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** And just before that, Triss magics her clothes off, leaving Geralt to awkwardly hop around on one foot trying to pull off his boot.
24th Jan '16 11:19:19 PM DCfanboyOfTheFLASH
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* The fantastic inversion of Geralt's ultimatum from the launch trailer, left some fans choking with laughter.

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* The fantastic inversion of Geralt's ultimatum from the launch trailer, left some fans choking with laughter.trailer.
24th Jan '16 11:16:31 PM DCfanboyOfTheFLASH
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* The fantastic inversion of Geralt's ultimatum from the launch trailer. This Troper was choking with laughter.

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* The fantastic inversion of Geralt's ultimatum from the launch trailer. This Troper was trailer, left some fans choking with laughter.
16th Aug '15 7:20:13 AM snake300
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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? "TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES!"

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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? themselves?
** "You said what you thought. Good, that's the way! Beer for this brave man! And drink to my health. ''(gives peasant a mug)'' [[BerserkButton Here's to the whore's son, Vernon Roche]]!"
-->'''Ves:''' Geralt, do something!
-->'''Geralt:''' ''(sighs)'' I'll try. ''Vernon''. Leave them alone, they're not worth it.
-->'''Vernon:''' [[LameComeback You don't know shit!]]
** "Here's to peat! tart and nutritious!"
** "Remember when I rode my horse into a tree?"
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"TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES!"
11th Aug '15 10:58:41 AM snake300
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11th Aug '15 9:46:37 AM snake300
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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES!

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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? TO "TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES! ARSES!"
11th Aug '15 9:46:25 AM snake300
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* What about the party with the Blue Stripes themselves? TO PARADISE! ON WHORE'S ARSES!
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