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* "Duh, look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterboy!! I got a water SPOOOOON!" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]].

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* "Duh, look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterboy!! wuh-wuh-waterbo!! I got a water SPOOOOON!" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]].


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* "Remember the time Bobby intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran to the touchdown bare-ass?"
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* "Duh, look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterboy!! I got a water SPOOOOON!" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]].
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** And before that, "I ain't got nobody to keep me company during the day, 'cept STEVE!" (cut to Steve the horse drinking out of the toilet)


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* "Look who's on TV, Mama - the devil."
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** For those that didn't follow football in the 1980s, LT was known to smoke crack before games.
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* Bobby imagining Coach Klein's face everywhere, encouraging him to drink [[ProductPlacement Gatorade]].
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-->'''Bobby:''' Oh no, sir. I'm gonna take matters into my own hands.

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-->'''Bobby:''' Oh no, sir. I'm gonna take matters into my own hands.hands, you'll see.

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** YOU CAN DO IT! CHOP HIS [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING HEAD OFF!]]

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** YOU CAN DO IT! CHOP CUT HIS [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING HEAD OFF!]]OFF!]]
** OH NOOO! WE SUCK AGAIN!



** OH NOOO! WE SUCK AGAIN!
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-->'''Bobby:''' Powerbomb. Compliments of Captain Insano.

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-->'''Bobby:''' Powerbomb. [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Powerbomb.]] Compliments of Captain Insano.



* The expression on the newscaster's fate as Vicky's prediction comes true.

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* The expression on the newscaster's fate Lynn Swan's face as Vicky's prediction comes true.



'''Fan:''' Eww, now I'm not!

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'''Fan:''' '''Jimmy Johnson:''' Eww, now I'm not!
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-->'''Bobby''': You sound like a big choo choo train.
-->''Bobby tackles Meaney''

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-->'''Bobby''': You sound like a big choo choo choo-choo train.
-->''Bobby -->(''Bobby tackles Meaney''Meaney'')



-->'''Walter:''' You gonna eat that? ''(touches another fan's hot dog)''\\

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-->'''Walter:''' You gonna eat that? ''(touches another ''(takes fan's hot dog)''\\
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* This dialogue:
-->'''Walter:''' You gonna eat that? ''(touches another fan's hot dog)''\\
'''Fan:''' Eww, now I'm not!
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* The expression on the newscaster's fate as Vicky's prediction comes true.

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** Farmer Fran pinching his erected nipples [[spoiler:as Bobby throws the ball at the goal]].

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** Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his erected nipples nipples]] [[spoiler:as Bobby throws the ball at the goal]].


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** OH NOOO! WE SUCK AGAIN!
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* CallingTheOldManOut:

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* CallingTheOldManOut:[[CallingTheOldManOut Calling The Old Woman Out]]:
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** "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image".

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** "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image".image."
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* During the Bourbown Bowl, Derek is called in to make the field goal and is told to visualize the attack. And what does he visualize? A head of a KKK member taunting him.

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* During the Bourbown Bourbon Bowl, Derek is called in to make the field goal and is told to visualize the attack. And what does he visualize? A head of a KKK member taunting him.
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* Anytime Coach Klein visualizes Coach Beaulieu as something very non-threatening.
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*During the Bourbown Bowl, Derek is called in to make the field goal and is told to visualize the attack. And what does he visualize? A head of a KKK member taunting him.
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** WELL WAKE HER ASS UP! WE GOTTA WIN TOMORROW!
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* When Bobby had to lie to his mother, he said a gorilla got loose from the zoo and punched him in the eye. During the montages of his games, she later puts a wanted poster for said gorilla.

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** YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN CHOP HIS [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING HEAD OFF!]]
** YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG
-->Meaney: Your ass is mine! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!
-->Bobby: You sound like a big choo choo train.
-->''Bobby tackes Meaney''
-->Bobby: Powerbomb. Compliments of Captain Insano.

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** YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN CHOP HIS [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING HEAD OFF!]]
** YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG
-->Meaney:
LOOONG!
* At the Bourbon Bowl, Bobby faces Meaney again:
-->'''Meaney:''' Hey, Waterboy! Is your girlfriend gonna save you again?
-->'''Bobby:''' Oh no, sir. I'm gonna take matters into my own hands.
-->'''Meaney:''' Bring it to the hole!
Your ass is mine! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!
-->Bobby: -->'''Bobby''': You sound like a big choo choo train.
-->''Bobby tackes tackles Meaney''
-->Bobby: -->'''Bobby:''' Powerbomb. Compliments of Captain Insano.



-->Bobby: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! (runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in) And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! (runs back out, then back in again) And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! (slams the door on Mama)!

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-->Bobby: -->'''Bobby:''' Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! (runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in) And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! (runs back out, then back in again) And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! (slams the door on Mama)!



-->'''Taylor:''' Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: [[ThisIsSparta Don't. Smoke. Crack.]]

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-->'''Taylor:''' Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: [[ThisIsSparta [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Smoke. Crack.]]



--> ''Dear Waterboy''
--> ''Eat shit and kill yourself.''
--> ''Signed, Everyone''

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--> ''Dear -->''Dear Waterboy''
--> ''Eat -->''Eat shit and kill yourself.''
--> ''Signed, Everyone''-->''Signed, Everyone''
-->'''Bobby:''' Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism...
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* The only idea in Bobby's Suggestion Box:
--> ''Dear Waterboy''
--> ''Eat shit and kill yourself.''
--> ''Signed, Everyone''

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-->(''The kids nod'')



** After he knocks him down, Bobby, still visualizing him as his Mama, hugs and kisses him, apologizing to "her".

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** After he knocks him down, Bobby, still visualizing him as his Mama, hugs and kisses him, apologizing to "her". The quarterback, in concussion, forgives him.
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* "Shut up, Brent."

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* "Shut up, Brent.""
* In one game, Bobby imagines the opposing quarterback is his Mama:
-->'''Imaginary Mama:''' I forbid you to talk to that enchantress! She's the devil!
-->'''Bobby:''' She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world!
-->'''Quarterback:''' (''frantically'') I never said she was the devil!
-->'''Bobby:''' She's the most beautiful woman in the world!
-->'''Quarterback:''' Oh, God, please don't hurt me...
** After he knocks him down, Bobby, still visualizing him as his Mama, hugs and kisses him, apologizing to "her".
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''Bobby tackes Meaney''

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''Bobby -->''Bobby tackes Meaney''
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-->Meaney: Your ass is mine! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!
-->Bobby: You sound like a big choo choo train.
''Bobby tackes Meaney''
-->Bobby: Powerbomb. Compliments of Captain Insano.
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-->'''Taylor:''' Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: [[ThisIsSparta Don't. Smoke. Crack.]]

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-->'''Taylor:''' Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: [[ThisIsSparta Don't. Smoke. Crack.]]]]
* "Shut up, Brent."

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* "Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: Don't. Smoke. Crack."

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* "Gentlemen, When Bobby speaks at the football camp:
-->'''Lawrence "L.T." Taylor:''' Tell me, what is your secret? How do you find yourself in the right position all the time?
-->'''Bobby:''' That-that-that's a good question. What-what happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first. And-and-and the quarterback will say, "Hike." That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback. So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, unless he gives the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person.
-->(''{{Beat}}'')
-->'''Taylor:''' Gentlemen,
this brings me to my next point: [[ThisIsSparta Don't. Smoke. Crack."]]
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-->Bobby: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! (runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in) And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! (runs back out, then back in again) And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! (slams the door on Mama)!

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-->Bobby: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! (runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in) And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! (runs back out, then back in again) And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! (slams the door on Mama)!Mama)!
* "Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: Don't. Smoke. Crack."

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* [[MemeticMutation YOU CAN DO IT]] guy is a walking, screaming fountain of CMOFs

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\n* [[MemeticMutation YOU CAN DO IT]] guy is a walking, screaming fountain of CMOFs[=CMOFs=]



** YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAn DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG

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** YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAn CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG
LOOONG
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** YOU CAN DO IT! [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean YOU CAn DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG]]

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** YOU CAN DO IT! [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean YOU CAn DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG]]
LOOONG

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