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* "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image."

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIh7PVrsG-k "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image.""]]
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* In a fit of self-hatred, Coach Klein throws a bottle of booze out his window. It hits Colonel Sanders square in the head. He falls down while making a strange honking sound.

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* In a fit of self-hatred, Coach Klein throws a bottle of booze out his window. It hits Colonel Sanders square in the head. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QhBljtAFLs He falls down while making a strange honking sound.sound]].
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-->'''Bobby:''' Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! (runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in) And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! (runs back out, then back in again) And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! (slams the door on Mama)!

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-->'''Bobby:''' Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! (runs [runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in) in] And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! (runs [runs back out, then back in again) again] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! (slams [slams the door on Mama)!Mama]
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* "I hope ya'll like what I did to your lawnmower." [[spoiler:VROOOOOOOOM!]]
* Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his pierced nipples]] [[spoiler:as Bobby throws the ball at the goal]].

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* "I hope ya'll like what I did to your lawnmower." [[spoiler:VROOOOOOOOM!]]
VROOOOOOOOM!
* Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his pierced nipples]] [[spoiler:as as Bobby throws the ball at the goal]].goal.
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* When Bobby had to lie to his mother, he said a gorilla got loose from the zoo and punched him in the eye. During the montages of his games, she later puts a wanted poster for said gorilla.

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* When Bobby had to lie to his mother, he said a gorilla got loose from the zoo and punched him in the eye. During the montages montage of his games, she later puts a wanted poster for said gorilla.
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* "Mama, when did Benjamin Franklin invent electricity?" "Don't be silly. ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[BlatantLies invented electricity!]] Benjamin Franklin is the ''DEVIL!''"
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** And before that, "I ain't got nobody to keep me company during the day, 'cept STEVE!" (cut to Steve the horse drinking out of the toilet)

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** And before that, "I ain't got nobody to keep me company during the day, 'cept STEVE!" (cut to Steve the horse mule drinking out of the toilet)

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* "Duh, look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterboy! I got a water SPOOOOON!" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]].

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* "Duh, look "Duh-hur, loo-loo-look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterboy! I got a water SPOOOOON!" WOOODEN SPOOOOON! Duh-hur-hur" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]].funny]].
** And it's oh so cathartic when Bobby slams him to the ground.
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It was his grandmother.


* Coach Klein calling his mother. The camera pans down to reveal that not only is the phone not connected, but he's wearing a pair of high-heel shoes. Norman Bates, eat your heart out.

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* Coach Klein calling his mother.grandmother. The camera pans down to reveal that not only is the phone not connected, but he's wearing a pair of high-heel shoes. Norman Bates, eat your heart out.
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* In a fit of self-hatred, Coach Klein throws a bottle of booze out his window. It hits Colonel Sanders square in the head.

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* In a fit of self-hatred, Coach Klein throws a bottle of booze out his window. It hits Colonel Sanders square in the head. He falls down while making a strange honking sound.
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* Mama showing Bobboy an old photo album. The first photo shows her as a young woman with a muscular man. That's not Bobby's father. Booby turns the page and sees a photo of a {{Gonk}}. ''That's'' his daddy.

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* Mama showing Bobboy Bobby an old photo album. The first photo shows her as a young woman with a muscular man. That's not Bobby's father. Booby turns the page and sees a photo of a {{Gonk}}. ''That's'' his daddy.
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* The "[[MemeticMutation YOU CAN DO IT!]]" guy is a walking, screaming fountain of [=CMOFs=]

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* The "[[MemeticMutation YOU CAN DO IT!]]" guy [[Creator/RobSchneider guy]] is a walking, screaming fountain of [=CMOFs=]
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* Coach Klein encouraging his team at the victory party after his team finally wins a game:
-->'''Klein:''' Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off, and that will lead to a lot more victories.
-->'''Derek:''' Yeah, that and the waterboy getting 20 sacks a game.
-->'''Klein:''' That too.
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-->"How you doin', boy? Heh heh heh. ''(Derek runs for the kick)'' No! No, no, no, no! ''(kicks)'' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

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* [[MotivationalLie Water sucks]]! It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks!

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* [[MotivationalLie Bobby imagining Coach Klein's face everywhere after the latter declares "[[MotivationalLie Water sucks]]! sucks!]] [[ProductPlacement Gatorade is better]]!" eventually leading to...
-->Water sucks!
It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks!



* Bobby imagining Coach Klein's face everywhere, encouraging him to drink [[ProductPlacement Gatorade]].
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-->'''Quarterback:''' (''frantically'') I never said she was the devil!

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-->'''Quarterback:''' (''frantically'') (''[[OhCrap frantically]]'') I never said she was the devil!



** After he knocks him down, Bobby, still visualizing him as his Mama, hugs and kisses him, apologizing to "her". The quarterback, in concussion, forgives him.

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** After he knocks him down, Bobby, still visualizing him as his Mama, hugs and kisses him, apologizing to "her". The quarterback, in concussion, forgives him.still a nervous wreck, says "I love you too".
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* Water sucks! It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks!

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* [[MotivationalLie Water sucks! sucks]]! It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks!
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* Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his erected nipples]] [[spoiler:as Bobby throws the ball at the goal]].

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* Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his erected pierced nipples]] [[spoiler:as Bobby throws the ball at the goal]].
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** [[LaserGuidedKarma "Wh-who dat? Who-who dere?"]]


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* Coach Klein calling his mother. The camera pans down to reveal that not only is the phone not connected, but he's wearing a pair of high-heel shoes. Norman Bates, eat your heart out.
* "I'll take a scotch-water. Hold the scotch."
-->"Did you just make a joke?"
-->"Y-y-es I did."
-->"Huh huh huh."
* "Coach, n-n-not only will I do it for you. I...I...I...Y-ye-yes, I'll do it for you."
* Mama showing Bobboy an old photo album. The first photo shows her as a young woman with a muscular man. That's not Bobby's father. Booby turns the page and sees a photo of a {{Gonk}}. ''That's'' his daddy.
* In a fit of self-hatred, Coach Klein throws a bottle of booze out his window. It hits Colonel Sanders square in the head.
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* Anytime Coach Klein visualizes Coach Beaulieu as something very non-threatening.

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* Anytime Coach Klein visualizes Coach Beaulieu as something very non-threatening.non-threatening, like a baby or a puppy.
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* "Look who's on TV, Mama - the devil."

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* "Look who's on TV, Mama - [[Creator/DickClark the devil."]]"
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-->'''Klein:''' (''beat'') Great. And what are we having for dessert?'')

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-->'''Klein:''' (''beat'') Great. And what are we having for dessert?'')dessert?

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* [[MemeticMutation YOU CAN DO IT]] guy is a walking, screaming fountain of [=CMOFs=]

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* [[MemeticMutation The "[[MemeticMutation YOU CAN DO IT]] IT!]]" guy is a walking, screaming fountain of [=CMOFs=]



--> We gotta get you girls sobered up! Have some faith in my Bobby!

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--> -->'''Mama:''' We gotta get you girls sobered up! Have some faith in my Bobby!Bobby!
* Coach Klein having [[ForeignQueasine dinner]] with the Bouchers:
-->'''Coach Klein:''' That snake looks delicious. What part do you think I'm about to eat?
-->'''Mama Boucher:''' Uh, basically a snake don't have parts. But, uh, if I had to call it anything, I would say it's his knee.
-->'''Klein:''' (''beat'') Great. And what are we having for dessert?'')
-->(''squeaking followed by buzzing and a thud from outside'')
-->'''Mama:''' Squirrel.
-->'''Klein:''' (''pause'') Excellent.
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* Mama Boucher at her son's big game... feeding the cheer squad coffee.
--> We gotta get you girls sobered up! Have some faith in my Bobby!
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* When Bobby takes the exam, Vicky, ever the supportive girlfriend, sneaks up to the window with [[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bc/f6/a2/bcf6a29c567f90b2c492c516fad9cee7.jpg this.]]
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** Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his erected nipples]] [[spoiler:as Bobby throws the ball at the goal]].
** Water sucks! It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks!
** Bobby's mom attacking his scumbag father near the end.
** "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image."

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** * Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his erected nipples]] [[spoiler:as Bobby throws the ball at the goal]].
** * Water sucks! It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks!
** * Bobby's mom attacking his scumbag father near the end.
** * "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image."
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* "Duh, look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterbo!! I got a water SPOOOOON!" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]].

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* "Duh, look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterbo!! wuh-wuh-waterboy! I got a water SPOOOOON!" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]].

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