History Funny / TheNostalgiaChick2012Episodes

* "Now now, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun nun]]'' of that." So they're okay when you do them, Chick?

'''Morgan''': ''(lights it)'' [[{{Narm}} Bad]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Dawg!]]\\

* The return of her hate for Creator/MichaelBay, setting up that America would ''never'' do military propaganda these days and then playing a clip from his ''Film/{{Transformers}}'' movie that comes across as an advert to enlist.

** And the end of the episode when she realizes the only effective countermeasure... "Catholic shame". Done with a reference to ''Film/TheRoom''.

* Imitating the common reason why Jessica Rabbit is so popular with [[GagBoobs her hands quite a long way from her chest]].
** "What? I'm dead serious. Jessica Rabbit is a really interesting character".

* Her reaction to the anime scene in ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho'':

* She liked ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' movie:

* The title card. It has Chick in a nightclub setting surrounded by [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Beast]], [[WesternAnimation/XMen Nightcrawler]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Hades]], and WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, all of them dancing around her shirtless.

-->'''Chick''': We have a [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} thief]], a [[WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}} con-artist]], a [[WesternAnimation/XMen thief-slash-womanizer]], a [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast loud, violent, literal monster]], and...[[Anime/SailorMoon nice glasses.]]

* Critic thinking the villains are lovers. [[RelationshipWritingFumble They're really siblings]], much to Critic's [[{{Squick}} disgust.]]

* Her ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the fact that [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]] made it onto the list.

* [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys The monkey saluted!]] [[HopeSpot Everything is saved now!]]

* She's at a loss when it comes to naming female superhero movies and then apprehension at Film/{{Catwoman}} and Film/{{Elektra}} and then revulsion at Film/TankGirl and Film/BarbWire.

** Oancitizen joining in from the next room in the end. Cue The Chick, Elisa, and Nella bursting into laughter.

* Her dilemma between a "[[Disney/TheLionKingIISimbasPride shitty follow-up to a good movie]]" and "[[Disney/{{Pocahontas}} a somewhat less shitty follow-up to a shitty movie]]".
* Reasoning from the historical accuracy of ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'', her [[{{Disneyfication}} Disneyfied]] concept for ''Theatre/TheDiaryOfAnneFrank'', complete with talking mice, musical numbers, and a happy ending. Something [[JustForFun/DisneysAnneFrank like this]].

* Wincing when she has to give credit to ''Disney/TheLionKingIISimbasPride'' for being less awful than most of the sequels.

* The bit right before and then during the beginning of her talk about ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar,'' especially when she reveals that Iago got ''two'' songs. Her voice just ''drips'' ThisIsGonnaSuck.

** Similarly, she describes ''Disney/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf'' as: "Timon and Pumbaa fuck up a good movie."
* Her joy at Andy Dick's character dying in ''Disney/TheLionKingIISimbasPride'', calling it like a back massage and rewinding the clip to watch it a few more times.

* The ending, with her exhausting the only "it's funny because you've heard of it" references the Genie ''didn't'' make in ''[[Disney/AladdinAndTheKingOfThieves Aladdin III]]''. "[[Franchise/StreetFighter OF]] [[BitingTheHandHumor COURSE]]", "[[Film/AFewGoodMen You can't handle the truth!]]" and "[[Film/TheSixthSense I see dead people]]".

* The title card. It has Chick in a nightclub setting surrounded by [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Beast]], [[WesternAnimation/XMen Nightcrawler]], [[Disney/{{Hercules}} Hades]], and WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, all of them dancing around her shirtless.

* Her ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the fact that [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]] made it onto the list.

* Chick, Elisa, and Nella bursting out into "[[Disney/{{Mulan}} I'll Make a Man Out of You]]."

-->'''Chick''': We have a [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} thief]], a [[WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}} con-artist]], a [[WesternAnimation/XMen thief-slash-womanizer]], a [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast loud, violent, literal monster]], and...[[Anime/SailorMoon nice glasses.]]

* Elisa fangirling over [[WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}} Goliath]] and Nella's even more frantic fangirl outburst over [[Disney/{{Pocahontas}} Thomas]]. Not to mention the Chick's various "Oh God, why me" faces through their squeeing.

--> '''Chick''': MACH SCHNELL, more shells! The truly horrible stuff Hitler did? Eh, whatever; [[Disney/{{Dumbo}} Pink Elephants]] [[DisneyAcidSequence number!]]

* On a horse scene in the animated ''LordOfTheRings'', about telling the difference between rotoscoping and not rotoscoping: "This? I-I don't know what the hell this is." Even though she clearly stated, shortly before, that it wasn't rotoscoping.

*** ...Which is somehow even funnier now that Blip is dead and the episode is now hosted on, you guessed it, YouTube.

* "Horrible world is horrible? Sing Music/ColePorter at it." Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome-slash-Heartwarming.

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