History Funny / TheLizzieBennetDiaries

29th Mar '17 1:31:17 PM AdelePotter
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-->'''Jessica/Caroline:''' DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM! I WANNA! ''(leaves)''\\

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-->'''Jessica/Caroline:''' DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM! HIM, PLEASE! I WANNA! WANT TO! ''(leaves)''\\


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** Briana Cuoco and Ashley Clements get distracted waxing... er, poetic about Wes Aderhold's amazing body.
-->'''Briana:''' His body's ''ridiculous.''\\
'''Ashley:''' It's ridiculous!\\
'''Briana:''' The fuck is that? That's not okay!
29th Mar '17 1:22:48 PM AdelePotter
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** Jessica Andres and Ashley Clements' paraphrasing of Lizzie and Caroline's argument.
-->'''Jessica/Caroline:''' DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM! I WANNA! ''(leaves)''\\
'''Ashley/Lizzie:''' ...I'm gonna. I'm gonna bang him ''so hard''.
8th Feb '17 4:57:09 PM Gosicrystal
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-->'''Gigi:''' "Just... Give me the number! And don't tell my brother!"\\
'''Fitz:''' "Okay yeah, that convinced me, I'm just gonna, [[SarcasmMode get right on that]]." ... "Let me ask your brother."\\
'''Gigi:''' "Oh come on, you know ''exactly'' what he's going to say!"\\
'''Fitz:''' "No I don't! ...[[NoExceptYes Okay, yeah, I do]], but he's ''right!''"\\
'''Gigi:''' "We're running out of time, Fitz! Do, do you and William even have any other cards to play?"\\
'''Fitz:''' "Yes!"\\
'''Gigi:''' "Good ones?"\\
'''Fitz:''' "[[CannotTellALie ...No!]]"

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-->'''Gigi:''' "Just... Just... Give me the number! And don't tell my brother!"\\
brother!\\
'''Fitz:''' "Okay Okay, yeah, that convinced me, I'm just gonna, [[SarcasmMode get right on that]]." ... "Let that]]. ...Let me ask your brother."\\
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'''Gigi:''' "Oh Oh, come on, you know ''exactly'' what he's going to say!"\\
say!\\
'''Fitz:''' "No No, I don't! ...[[NoExceptYes [[ByNoIMeanYes Okay, yeah, I do]], but he's ''right!''"\\
''right!''\\
'''Gigi:''' "We're We're running out of time, Fitz! Do, do you and William even have any other cards to play?"\\
play?\\
'''Fitz:''' "Yes!"\\
Yes!\\
'''Gigi:''' "Good ones?"\\
Good ones?\\
'''Fitz:''' "[[CannotTellALie ...No!]]"[[CannotTellALie ...No!]]
11th Jun '16 5:04:59 PM AdelePotter
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* All of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxwyaGB-pY Episode 37]], in which Lydia and Collins are stuck together for most of the episode [[spoiler: and Lydia succeeds in annoying Mr. Collins to death]].

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* All of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxwyaGB-pY Episode 37]], in which Lydia and Collins are stuck together for most of the episode [[spoiler: and Lydia succeeds in annoying Mr. Collins to death]]. death. Which line finally gets Collins to take off running?
-->'''Lydia-as-Jane:''' ''(to Collins-as-Bing, caressing his arm)'' You're so amazing. I wish we could ride off together and leave this all behind. We could get married underneath the twilight sky, and dance with the chipmunks and sparrows to celebrate our eternal love. Bask in the morning light as the darkness fades. Just you, and me, moving together, over and over and over... ''[[UnusualEuphemism Binging as one.]]''
20th Oct '14 10:35:48 AM Roo
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* Lizzie's overly-long poem ''Ode to a Broken Phone,'' written and included in ''The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet'' is hilarious, especially this part:
-->ďDonít worry!\\
You will be going to a good home.\\
A farm upstate, with an open field that\\
will never allow for hard landings.Ē\\
But I lie to both of us.\\
I would say you are irreplaceable, but letís face it.\\
We are in the hi-tech capital of the world,\\
and I can get a new phone as easily as a cup of coffee.\\
Good-bye, broken phone.
14th Jun '14 6:53:59 PM TheDiva
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* During the "hypothetical" retelling of his backstory, Wickham suggests "Vin Diesel" and "The Rock" for his aliases, before settling on "Batman."
27th Apr '14 2:46:32 PM Ellipse
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--->'''Lizzie:''' They're so...''pleasant,'' I want to put my eye out with a spork!

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--->'''Lizzie:''' -->'''Lizzie:''' They're so...''pleasant,'' I want to put my eye out with a spork!
28th Dec '13 9:54:34 PM HermioneP
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* Charlotte Lu channelling Austen's Mr Bennet in Episode 1.

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* Charlotte Lu channelling Austen's Mr Bennet in Episode 1.
28th Dec '13 9:49:21 PM HermioneP
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* Charlotte Lu channelling Austen's Mr Bennet in Episode 1.
16th Dec '13 8:06:56 PM Risaga54
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* The bloopers are hilarious. One of the best ones: "Now it's time to move on to a new chapter of my life....WORLD DOMINATION!"
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