History Funny / TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword

** This troper found great amusement in knocking them off ledges and watching them roll down the hills in Eldin, shaking them off the tightrope, stealing their monster horns with the whip and watching them pitch a mini temper tantrum over it, and all other forms of tormenting them.

** The dialogue box even reads when you receive it: [[LampshadeHanging "But there's no time to admire it!"]].

* [[spoiler: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp8lKGeSQZQ&feature Groose skydiving towards Link at a very fast pace.]]]] Link's [[OhCrap facial expression]] says it all.
** Later, he suggests they name the surface world [[spoiler: ''[[{{Egopolis}} Grooseland]]''.]] [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand Even the music thinks it's stupid.]]
*** ''Legend of'' ''[[spoiler: Groose]]''. Even he admits it was a joke.
** [[spoiler: Groose's]] reaction to the Surface, especially the 'tiny birds' which are later in the cutscene seen landing on him, with one even on his hair.

** Strangely if you sleep in his bed, he won't dump you on the ground for not buying anything. Also, he talks very... differently at night.

** If you analize [[spoiler: the hand]], Fi assures you to "Cease being scared and talk to her".

** When Fi assesses a fairy, she'll admite that there's a 10% chance it's actually an unknown species of insect.

* If your sense of humor is dark enough, the boss fight with Koloktos- where you repeatedly chop its limbs off ''with its own sword'' and whale on its weak spot while it sits helplessly- can be BloodyHilarious.

* The reaction the Stalfos have to getting caught in a bomb explosion. Their arms come half and they jerkily look left and right, as if they're incredulous about the whole situation.

* If you go into the Lumpy Pumpkin and break the chandelier for the Heart Piece nestled on it, the owners reaction is priceless:

** Kina: "Oh, look! It's the brave knight who slayed the chandelier!"]
** You can choose to make Link be a total ass hat by confronting the bar owner after destroying the chandelier and tell him that you refuse to pay for the damages just to tick him off even further.

** Kina: "Oh, look! It's the brave knight who slayed the chandelier!"

* If you thought Link's reaction after being burned in the butt by lava in ''The Windwaker'' was hilarious, then check out this Link's reaction.

--> '''''"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"'''''

--> "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"

** Even earlier, when Zelda gives Link the sailcloth, she [[LampshadeHanging chastizes him for doing the]] [[ItemGet Item Get pose]] [[LampshadeHanging in the middle of such a formal occasion.]]

** If you repeatedly fail a Silent Realm trial, Fi eventually states that "the chances of your not being the chosen hero are increasing..."

* If your sense of humor is dark enough, the boss fight with Koloktos- where you repeatedly chop its limbs off ''with its own sword'' and wail on its weak spot while it sits helplessly- can be BloodyHilarious.

* The Guays/crows in the forest will sometimes poop on your shoulder. Link makes a horrified/disgusted face as he runs around with an adorable stylized poo on him.

* During the first fight with him, Ghirahim introduces himself saying that he prefers "his full title... LORD Ghirahim. But I'm not picky." Link just sneers and waggles his head like "[[SarcasmMode whoop-dee doo, aren't you special]]?"

* During the first fight with him, Ghirahim introduces himself saying that he prefers "his full title... LORD Ghirahim. But I'm not picky." Link just sneers and waggles his head like "[[SarcasmMode whoop-dee doo, aren't you special]]?"

* If you throw a bomb at a Bokoblin, it'll run away. Do this with a Technoblin, and it may run right out of the Timeshift zone and turn into a pile of bones.

* The reaction the Stalfos have to getting caught in a bomb explosion. Their arms come half and they jerkily look left and right, as if they're incredulous about the whole situation.

* "This is Peatrice, a sweet girl whose occupation of storing items provides little intellectual stimulation. You can store items with her at the bazaar. Master, your interest in this young woman is clear. I can see your aura shining brightly with joy in her presence. ...I strongly recommend that you do not mention this when you next encounter Zelda."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp8lKGeSQZQ&feature Groose skydiving towards Link at a very fast pace.]] Link's [[OhCrap facial expression]] says it all.
** Later, he suggests they name the surface world ''[[{{Egopolis}} Grooseland]]''. [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand Even the music thinks it's stupid.]]
*** ''Legend of Groose''. Even he admits it was a joke.
** Groose's reaction to the Surface, especially the 'tiny birds' which are later in the cutscene seen landing on him, with one even on his [[BuffySpeak hair-spike thing]]!

* When you first fix Scrapper, he acts like a complete jerk. Then Fi comes out and he starts flirting with her [[hottip:*:While Fi doesn't have a gender, Scrapper refers to it as a her.]]. She's rendered speechless.
-->'''Scrapper''': "Helping young people like yourself is very low on my list of priorities."
-->*Fi pops out*
-->'''Scrapper''': "Oh! Hey! What was your name? Fi? Would it be alright if I called you Mistress Fi? If it's for Mistress Fi, I'm ready to carry any weight."
-->'''Fi''': *extremely long pause* "...Master, I believe we now have a way to retrieve that item."

** If you don't fend off Ghirahim with your sword during the first and second fights, he attacks by ''slapping Link across the face''.
*** It's not just a slap, it's a backhanded slap, colloquially referred to as a "pimp smack". The implications therein are unfortunate to say the least.