History Funny / TheKarateKid

** Then Eric shows up to a house full of visiting monks. He takes it in stride, but one can only imagine what he must be thinking. And as if that weren't enough, the poor guy ends up on the business end of Miyagi's TwerpSweating...while Miyagi is holding a knife. (He's chopping vegetables)).

** After they arrive in Okinawa and see a poster of Sato chopping a board with his bare hands, Daniel asks Miyagi if he could do that. Miyagi snarks, "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."

* Julie asks Miyagi "When are you going to teach me to break boards and stuff?" Miyagi answers "[[MartialPacifist Why you want to break boards? What boards ever do to you?]]"
** It doesn't top his earlier quip in Part II. After they arrive in Okinawa and see a poster of Sato chopping a board with his bare hands, Daniel asks Miyagi if he could do that. Miyagi snarks "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."

** Then Eric actually shows up to a house full of visiting monks. He takes it in stride, but one can only imagine what he must be thinking. And as if that weren't enough, the poor guy ends up on the business end of Miyagi's TwerpSweating...while Miyagi is holding a knife. (He's chopping vegetables)).

-->'''Miyagi''': ''(throws his chopsticks down in disgust)'' You beginner luck!

-->'''Daniel''': May I try? *almost immediately catches the fly* Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it!
-->'''Miyagi''': *throws his chopsticks down in disgust* You beginner luck!

--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks Japanese gibberish-

--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks more Japanese gibberish--

--> '''Pat:''' -looks bewildered-
* In the third film when Silver tries to take on Miyagi he start making {{funny Bruce Lee noises}} at him. Once Miyagi finishes kicking his ass he waves his hands around in a goofy fashion and mockingly does the same.

!!2010 film:
* Dre's mom tells him to practice his Chinese, so he turns to a Chinese guy and speaks (very poor) Chinese. The Chinese guy's response was absolute gold.
-->'''Dre''': *Attempts to say "What's your name?" in Chinese, and not doing a very good job.*\\
'''Chinese Guy''': ... Dude, I'm from Detroit.
** It should be noted that this is the part where the title card comes in, signifying that this will be a long and difficult movie for Dre.
* The last time Dre's mom tells him to pick up his jacket, she says it quietly but with such force.
--> '''PICK''' up your jacket!
* When Mr. Han tells Dre's mom that Dre is his only student, she has this sort of "Oooookay..." look.
* When it looks like they're about to replicate the catching the fly scene. Instead Mr. Han whips out a fly swatter, and squashes the fly flat. ''Then'' he picks it up with the chopsticks.
-->'''Dre''': Ugh. That's nasty.
* During the Tournament at the end, Dre scores a point against one of his early opponents with a fast shoving motion. The slow-mo done for the crowd draws attention by pausing on the face Dre is making at that precise moment.

* When it looks like they're about to replicate the catching the fly scene, instead Mr. Han whips out a fly swatter, and squashes the fly flat.

--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks Japanese giberish-

--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks more Japenese gibberish--

-->'''Miyagi''' (rocking the boat): Learn how punch when learn how keep dry!
-->'''Daniel''': (falls out of boat, yelps)
-->'''Miyagi''' (laughing uproariously) Oh-ho, Daniel-san, you all wet behind ear! (Continues laughing, leaning back and nearly falling out of the boat)

* When Mr. Han tells Dre's mom that Dre is his only student, she has this sort of "Oooookay..." look.

-->'''Miyagi''': *throws his chopsticks down in disgust* You beginner's luck!

-->'''Miyagi'''(rocking the boat): Learn how punch when learn how keep dry!

** It doesn't top his earlier quip in Part II. After they arrive in Okinawa and see a poster of Sato breaking a board with his bare hands, Daniel asks Miyagi if he could do that. Miyagi snarks "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."

** It doesn't top his earlier quip in Part II, after they arrive in Okinawa and see a poster of Sato breaking a board with his bare hands, Daniel asks Miyagi if he could do that. Miyagi snarks "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."

** It should be noted that this is the part where the title card comes in, signifying that this will be a long and difficult movie for Dre.

-->'''Dre''': *Attempts to say "How are you?" in Chinese, and not doing a very good job.*\\

It should be noted that this is the part where the title card comes in, signifying that this will be a long and difficult movie for Dre.

'''Chinese Guy''': ... Dude, I'm from Detroit.