So... why do I call myself Mickey Moose, you ask?
Simple. Its my name.
Seriously. My real name is Michael John Moose. Growing up my folks always called me "Mickey", so yeah, "Mickey Moose". I'm Eyak Indian on my dad's side, and Puerto Rican on my mom's, can't speak either Eyak or Spanish very well, and live in Poinciana, Florida where I'm an Osceola County Deputy Sheriff.
Nice to meet you.