History Funny / TheKarateKid

26th Sep '15 1:22:22 PM mlsmithca
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"Stage directions" go in brackets and italics, not hyphens or asterisks.
-->'''Daniel''': May I try? *almost immediately catches the fly* Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it! -->'''Miyagi''': *throws his chopsticks down in disgust* You beginner luck!
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-->'''Daniel''': May I try? *almost ''(almost immediately catches the fly* fly)'' Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it! -->'''Miyagi''': *throws ''(throws his chopsticks down in disgust* disgust)'' You beginner luck!

--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks Japanese gibberish-
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--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks ''(speaks Japanese gibberish-gibberish)''

--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks more Japanese gibberish--
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--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks ''(speaks more Japanese gibberish--gibberish)''

--> '''Pat:''' -looks bewildered- * In the third film when Silver tries to take on Miyagi he start making {{funny Bruce Lee noises}} at him. Once Miyagi finishes kicking his ass he waves his hands around in a goofy fashion and mockingly does the same.
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--> '''Pat:''' -looks bewildered- ''(looks bewildered)'' * In the third film when Silver tries to take on Miyagi he start starts making {{funny Bruce Lee noises}} FunnyBruceLeeNoises at him. Once Miyagi finishes kicking his ass he waves his hands around in a goofy fashion and mockingly does the same.
16th Jun '15 8:48:54 AM Morgenthaler
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Split the different works off to their own pages.
!!2010 film: * Dre's mom tells him to practice his Chinese, so he turns to a Chinese guy and speaks (very poor) Chinese. The Chinese guy's response was absolute gold. -->'''Dre''': *Attempts to say "What's your name?" in Chinese, and not doing a very good job.*\\ '''Chinese Guy''': ... Dude, I'm from Detroit. ** It should be noted that this is the part where the title card comes in, signifying that this will be a long and difficult movie for Dre. * The last time Dre's mom tells him to pick up his jacket, she says it quietly but with such force. --> '''PICK''' up your jacket! * When Mr. Han tells Dre's mom that Dre is his only student, she has this sort of "Oooookay..." look. * When it looks like they're about to replicate the catching the fly scene. Instead Mr. Han whips out a fly swatter, and squashes the fly flat. ''Then'' he picks it up with the chopsticks. -->'''Dre''': Ugh. That's nasty. * During the Tournament at the end, Dre scores a point against one of his early opponents with a fast shoving motion. The slow-mo done for the crowd draws attention by pausing on the face Dre is making at that precise moment.
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\n!!2010 film:\n* Dre's mom tells him to practice his Chinese, so he turns to a Chinese guy and speaks (very poor) Chinese. The Chinese guy's response was absolute gold.\n-->'''Dre''': *Attempts to say "What's your name?" in Chinese, and not doing a very good job.*\\\n'''Chinese Guy''': ... Dude, I'm from Detroit.\n** It should be noted that this is the part where the title card comes in, signifying that this will be a long and difficult movie for Dre.\n* The last time Dre's mom tells him to pick up his jacket, she says it quietly but with such force.\n--> '''PICK''' up your jacket!\n* When Mr. Han tells Dre's mom that Dre is his only student, she has this sort of "Oooookay..." look.\n* When it looks like they're about to replicate the catching the fly scene. Instead Mr. Han whips out a fly swatter, and squashes the fly flat. ''Then'' he picks it up with the chopsticks.\n-->'''Dre''': Ugh. That's nasty.\n* During the Tournament at the end, Dre scores a point against one of his early opponents with a fast shoving motion. The slow-mo done for the crowd draws attention by pausing on the face Dre is making at that precise moment.----
16th Dec '14 9:59:19 PM AriRockefeller
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* When it looks like they're about to replicate the catching the fly scene, instead Mr. Han whips out a fly swatter, and squashes the fly flat.
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* When it looks like they're about to replicate the catching the fly scene, instead scene. Instead Mr. Han whips out a fly swatter, and squashes the fly flat. ''Then'' he picks it up with the chopsticks. -->'''Dre''': Ugh. That's nasty.
11th Nov '14 1:00:16 AM EricW
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* When it looks like they're about to replicate the catching the fly scene, instead Mr. Han whips out a fly swatter, and squashes the fly flat.
7th Nov '14 9:36:34 AM betastyle
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--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks Japanese giberish-
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--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks Japanese giberish-gibberish-

--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks more Japenese gibberish--
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--> '''Miyagi:''' -speaks more Japenese Japanese gibberish--

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* When Daniel asks Miyagi about his skill at karate, he asks what kind of belt he has. Miyagi's reply: "[[CaptainObvious Canvas]]. You like? JC Penney, $3.98!" -->'''Miyagi''': In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope hold up pants! ** Likewise later on, during the now [[MemeticMutation memetic]] WaxOnWaxOff scene, Daniel takes note of just how many vehicles are in Miyagi's front yard. -->'''Daniel''': Hey, where'd all these cars come from?\\ '''Miyagi''': Detroit!
25th Sep '14 2:11:33 PM Andre
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* During the Tournament at the end, Dre scores a point against one of his early opponents with a fast shoving motion. The slow-mo done for the crowd draws attention by pausing on the face Dre is making at that precise moment.
10th Aug '14 7:45:08 PM Hero_Gal_2347
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-->'''Miyagi''' (rocking the boat): Learn how punch when learn how keep dry! -->'''Daniel''': (falls out of boat, yelps) -->'''Miyagi''' (laughing uproariously) Oh-ho, Daniel-san, you all wet behind ear! (Continues laughing, leaning back and nearly falling out of the boat)
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-->'''Miyagi''' (rocking ''(rocking the boat): boat)'': Learn how punch when learn how keep dry! -->'''Daniel''': (falls ''(falls out of boat, yelps) yelps)'' -->'''Miyagi''' (laughing uproariously) ''(laughing uproariously)'' Oh-ho, Daniel-san, you all wet behind ear! (Continues ''(Continues laughing, leaning back and nearly falling out of the boat)boat)''
10th Aug '14 7:15:17 PM Aspie
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* Miyagi and Julie discuss her upcoming prom in ''The Next Karate Kid'': -->'''Miyagi:''' You tell Eric we go to prom.\\ '''Julie:''' What do you mean "we", Mr. Miyagi?\\ '''Miyagi:''' Miyagi drive car.\\ '''Julie:''' Mr. Miyagi, it doesn't really work that way.\\ '''Miyagi:''' Then Mr. Miyagi stay at home and wait like anxious parent. ** Then Eric actually shows up to a house full of visiting monks. He takes it in stride, but one can only imagine what he must be thinking. And as if that weren't enough, the poor guy ends up on the business end of Miyagi's TwerpSweating...while Miyagi is holding a knife. (He's chopping vegetables)).

* When Mr. Han tells Dre's mom that Dre is his only student, she has this sort of "Oooookay..." look.
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* When Mr. Han tells Dre's mom that Dre is his only student, she has this sort of "Oooookay..." look.
27th Jul '14 12:18:14 AM Delnoir
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*In the third film when Silver tries to take on Miyagi he start making {{funny Bruce Lee noises}} at him. Once Miyagi finishes kicking his ass he waves his hands around in a goofy fashion and mockingly does the same.
15th Oct '13 7:44:30 PM MickeyMoose
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Its "beginner luck", not "beginner's
-->'''Miyagi''': *throws his chopsticks down in disgust* You beginner's luck!
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-->'''Miyagi''': *throws his chopsticks down in disgust* You beginner's beginner luck!
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